Official 9/26/05 Monday Night RAW Thread - "Heading Into Homecoming"

[Morgan]

TEDDY IS LIVE!

[TerranRich]

Teddy: Didn't mean to get you all razzle-dazzled! riffeldy smiffeldy! Jello pudding!

[darkpower]

HOLLA PLAYA!!

[Joey Slugs]

SD! @ Homecoming.

[Destor]

Two! (plugs)

[Joey Slugs]

TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA

[Nark Order]

INTERPROMOTIONAL!!!

[TerranRich]

So now RAW is a free PPV? Vince, you just confused me. :P

[Impact!]

Coach: And next week the WWE's going to...

dubbed Voice: The Canada

Coach: Network, That's right

Dubbed Voice: Canada

:shifty:

[TerranRich]

Woohoo! Rey Mis-tear-io and Bow-teesta!

[The Answer]

The return of the Legend Killer to Raw?

[Someone1001]

So...the match he'll put together is another LOD minute squash?

[Joey Slugs]

i smell a 8 man SD! tag match

Batista/Rey/Benoit/Booker T v. Eddie/JBL/OJ/Christian

or

Batista/Rey/Benoit/UT v Eddie/JBL/Orton/Christian

[Batsu]

man... Vince won't let WCW die....

[The Answer]

So...the match he'll put together is another LOD minute squash?

What a one minute rush!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nark Order]

Vince playing up Eric

[TerranRich]

Vince: That's not a bad thing. That's...a good thing!
DDP: BANG!

[Batsu]

Eff that, they should just have an ORTON-CENA main event.

[Joey Slugs]

Bishoff brings WCW back to Monday Night. Book it.

[Nark Order]

VINCE HEEL TURN??

[Impact!]

NWO baby :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

http://home.utm.utoronto.ca/~changsue/nwo.jpg

[Loose Cannon]

LOL "NOW"

Fucking google

[darkpower]

Was that a technical difficulty screen on a commercial?

LMAO!!!

[Impact!]

:lol: nice LC

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd mark out if Bischoff gets a shitload of heels to help him next week then Foley and Austin come out and beatdown the heels to help Cena win.

[owenbrown]

WTF with the technical difficulties screen with HHH?! :wtf:

[Joey Slugs]

Sleezy E needs to bring someone back. It is a big anniversary for Nitro this year.

[Someone1001]

Taboo Tuesday? NOOOOO!

[Loose Cannon]

C & M

:cool:

[Impact!]

WCW the reunion. Next week, right here on Spike Tv......Wait what do you mean it's being called the debut of TNA :?:

[KingofOldSchool]

WTF with the technical difficulties screen with HHH?! :wtf:

They want to make sure people remember what HHH looks like.

[Joey Slugs]

starting Jan. 1st 2006 the USA network will debut usaHD for cable providers. I wonder if they will start filming Raw in HD then.

[Joey Slugs]

C&M v V2

ok.

[KingofOldSchool]

starting Jan. 1st 2006 the USA network will debut usaHD for cable providers. I wonder if they will start filming Raw in HD then.

Triple H promos in HD. :drool:

[darkpower]

starting Jan. 1st 2006 the USA network will debut usaHD for cable providers. I wonder if they will start filming Raw in HD then.

I would go for that :yes:

[KingofOldSchool]

Val: HEEEELLLLOOOOO LADIES!
Vis: HEEEELLLLOOOOO BUFFET TABLE!

[Someone1001]

Did Venis just win a match?

[Loose Cannon]

WOOOOOOO

New Age Outlaw_style DQ

[Joey Slugs]

Triple H promos in HD. :drool:

ANYTHING in HD :drool:

i just bought a 30 inch widescreen HD and it makes TV 1000x better.

[Someone1001]

Heh. Splinters aren't cool.

[darkpower]

a smiling apple shirt....DAT'S COOL!!

[TerranRich]

Man, somebody seriously has to tell Carlito to slow down when doing promos. He jumbled his words together. Even Masterpiece couldn't understand him. ;)

[TerranRich]

Nooo, the Grandma one. :( Makes me sad.

[TerranRich]

Make me never want to do drugs...ever again!!!

[PUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]

[Someone1001]

Y'know, it would be nice if even 5% of the stuff they advertise as being on 24/7 was actually there.

[darkpower]

Nooo, the Grandma one. :( Makes me sad.

I saw both that one and the other one where the girl stole money from her grandmother....former is sad, but the latter was both sad and angrying (if that's a word).

[TerranRich]

I love that goofy Lemmy laugh in "The Game"

Time to play the gaaaaaaamme!! Er-her-HER-her-her!!

[Someone1001]

Oh boy. Eugene has a match.

[darkpower]

EUGINE!!!

[Joey Slugs]

little to no reaction for the retard.

vince? are you hearing this?

[Jaton]

Wish I had 24/7.

[TerranRich]

I saw both that one and the other one where the girl stole money from her grandmother....former is sad, but the latter was both sad and angrying (if that's a word).
Angering. And yeah, I've seen that, too. They're starting to hit home with some of these Anti-Drug commercials.

JUST LOOK AT HIM! AND BE SILENT FOR THE ENTRANCE OF ROB CONWAY!!!!

[Morgan]

Go away Eugene, no one likes you anymore.

[Destor]

Predictions on whether or not the table match will suck or not?

CONWAY! btw

[Someone1001]

Is he doing some sort of an Al Snow 2000 gimick?

[The Answer]

Rob Conway :y: :yes:

[TerranRich]

Vince. Eugene heel turn. NOW.

And you'd think that Conway would get SOME kind of reaction by now.

[Loose Cannon]

AIN'T I A SITE TO SEE

[Joey Slugs]

:lol: @ "Sorry Conway, I'm Straight" sign

[Jaton]

Haha. The fans didn't even fight for Eugene's shirt, they just looked at it.

[Loose Cannon]

rofl @ having the shades on

[TerranRich]

LOL at the ref giving Eugene way too much leeway with the eye poke.

"No no, Eugene, that's not allowed. Now play nice. CONWAY, NO PULLING OF THE HAIR, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"

Oh, the preferential treatment retards get. ;)

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Is that Mickey Jay as the ref? (WCW's #1 ref back in the late 90's)

[Someone1001]

So...he's Buff Bagwell...mixed with Scott Steiner?

[TerranRich]

"Hacksaw Jimmy Duggan"

Shut up Lawler. Now.

[TerranRich]

So...he's Buff Bagwell...mixed with Scott Steiner?
Very good. :yes:

[TerranRich]

"I got your HBK bear hostage!! DON'T MOVE OR THE BEAR GETS IT!!!!"

That's just plain EVIL!!! :lol:

[Joey Slugs]

:lol: @ the steiner (http://www.bootydaddy.com/home2.htm) elbow drop

[TerranRich]

Now Conway gets the awkward "You just tore apart a retarded boy's toy bear" heat.

[Joey Slugs]

Is that Mickey Jay as the ref? (WCW's #1 ref back in the late 90's)

wow. yes it is.

[The Answer]

Modified roll of the dice there?

[Jaton]

It's just plain pimp.

[Morgan]

Smackdown=..........Kennedy.

[TerranRich]

Man they just keep burying Justin Credible. I mean, a gay doctor? :nono:

[darkpower]

That thing with Eddie was pure GOLD!!

[Someone1001]

Eugene needs to do less Hogan, Rock, and Austin. And more people like Hacksaw and the Junkyard Dog.

[Fubar28]

Conway's gimmick still sucks & is still unoriginal.

[Loose Cannon]

Conway = :cool:

[TerranRich]

So, somebody please explain to me...how in the fuck are these "bod" commercials supposed to target the male audience?? :?:

"Ooh, hunky members of the same sex as ME! I want this stuff to attract the OPPOSITE SEX! I'm sold!!"

[Joey Slugs]

Man they just keep burying Justin Credible. I mean, a gay doctor? :nono:

what did i miss? that wasn't him on SD! was it?

[darkpower]

So, somebody please explain to me...how in the fuck are these "bod" commercials supposed to target the male audience?? :?:

Their target audience consists of all gay men?

[Jaton]

It'd be great if in the Sly commercial as soon as the guy came out of the ground Goldberg speared the hell out of him.

[Joey Slugs]

So, somebody please explain to me...how in the fuck are these "bod" commercials supposed to target the male audience?? :?:

"Ooh, hunky members of the same sex as ME! I want this stuff to attract the OPPOSITE SEX! I'm sold!!"

and how does Conway work on TV then?

[TerranRich]

"Don't mess...with people who handle your food!"

:yes: :yes: :yes:

Makes sense, no?

[KingofOldSchool]

Man they just keep burying Justin Credible. I mean, a gay doctor? :nono:

Well he *DID* wear a jock strap on his head.

[Destor]

So, somebody please explain to me...how in the fuck are these "bod" commercials supposed to target the male audience?? :?:

"Ooh, hunky members of the same sex as ME! I want this stuff to attract the OPPOSITE SEX! I'm sold!!"
It does attract males. Gays are males, just pansy males.

[TerranRich]

what did i miss? that wasn't him on SD! was it?
LOL what? No I was joking. ;) Sorry!

[JH]

no it was'nt justin
i had a comment in the captions about the doctor looking like justin

and conways finisher is a move goldberg used to use all the damn time

oh and is it just me or do you see a bischoff led wcw invasion next monday
the way vince talked to eric in the locker room about wcw and then mickey jay pops up as a ref somethings up for next monday

[Joey Slugs]

LOL what? No I was joking. ;) Sorry!

me = :nono:

[Joey Slugs]

oh and is it just me or do you see a bischoff led wcw invasion next monday
the way vince talked to eric in the locker room about wcw and then mickey jay pops up as a ref somethings up for next monday

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

:y: :y: :y: :y: :y: :y:

[TerranRich]

HOGAN! TRIPLE H! Oh, and 10-12 other Legends, or something...

[Someone1001]

They bill HHH at the top of the Homecoming card. Yay.

[Jaton]

Hah. Coach got another plug again.

[Joey Slugs]

no it was'nt justin
i had a comment in the captions about the doctor looking like justin



i really need to pay more attention to the caption threads.

[TerranRich]

Spike's just given up on bleeping Coach and King. :D

[darkpower]

Well...Masters still sucks....

but this entrance is growing on me for some reason.

[Joey Slugs]

they just plugged USA about 20 times in 30 seconds.

[McLegend]

King and Coach are hilarious with all the USA plugs they are getting in.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

So is RVD gonna run in and cost Carlito the match, or is he healed up yet?

[KingofOldSchool]

HOW DARE THEM CUT AWAY FROM CHRIS MASTERS ENTRANCE!

Foley on Piper's Pit :love:

[TerranRich]

"I know how to play poker. Now I'm a real man, complete with motorcycle and trashy whore!"

[Fubar28]

Hah. Coach got another plug again.

:rofl: That didn't get beeped & all 3 of them were doing it.

[JH]

coach fouind a way around the damn censor i dont know how but he did

damn i actually like coach tonight

and have you noticed the damn technical difficulties pictures keeps flashing with trips on it

[TerranRich]

I too :heart: how the Table Trio are getting in USA plugs like there's no tomorrow. :D

[TerranRich]

I also :heart: Subway. They're "bomb, yo".

[SuperSlim]

Raw has been aight

[Jaton]

Next weeks, Chris Masters will be on USA.

Shh..you're saying USA too loud.



...USA

[KingofOldSchool]

and have you noticed the damn technical difficulties pictures keeps flashing with trips on it

No.

The ones we were talking about earlier were shown on Monday Night Football.

[Corkscrewed]

Masters and Carlito would make a nice tag team if they wanted to beef up the division.

[Fubar28]

coach fouind a way around the damn censor i dont know how but he did

damn i actually like coach tonight

and have you noticed the damn technical difficulties pictures keeps flashing with trips on it

I noticed that a few minutes ago :wtf:

[TerranRich]

"The Ring: Two" starring Triple H and Christian!

Christian: You don't want to bury anyone's career!
HHH: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop!
Flair: WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Joey Slugs]

it's the last 15 minutes, i bet Spike can care less at this point. either that or vince threatened the network head with a lita lap*botch*dance.

[Corkscrewed]

Hey, it's the S&M Boy! :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

It'd be hilarious if Spike just cut off the last five minutes of the match and went straight to Ultimate Fighter at 8, instead of doing the overrun. :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

It'd be hilarious if Spike just cut off the last five minutes of the match and went straight to Ultimate Fighter at 8, instead of doing the overrun. :lol:

Dat's not cool!

[Joey Slugs]

i just have this horrible feeling that next week is going to suck. vince has no enemy. he has no pressure to really make this show stand out.

unless they allow Sleezy to have some sort of WCW group there or if the Rock shows up, I don't really see how next week will be so great.

i mean come on.... THIS is the best main event they could put together for the last show on spike?

how about HBK/Flair/Cena v. Carlito/Angle/Masters in a normal 6 man tag match. something other than 4 guys who dont have any reason to be in a tables match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Masters: CARLITOOOOO!
Carlito: What?!?!
Masters:....GET THE APPLE!

[Someone1001]

Ref loses.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO the table folded slightly. :lol:

[The Answer]

LOL best super kick sell ever

[McLegend]

lol ref missed the middle of the table

[JH]

Masters: CARLITOOOOO!
Carlito: What?!?!
Masters:....GET THE APPLE!

ROTFLMAO

[SuperSlim]

hmmm so far so good

[Someone1001]

What do we want? More ref bumps! Clear the locker room of avaliable referees!

[TerranRich]

Who needs Nyquil to put you to sleep, when you've got the RAW Main Event?

Damn I just wanna sleep now...my bladder's empty so that's out of the question.

[Corkscrewed]

Table matches were a lot more fun with the Dudleys. :(

I mean Deadly's.

[Joey Slugs]

i wonder if this table match is just a cheap shot at TNA & the Dudleys (since vince has tried to sue and stop them from using tables in their matches)

[Corkscrewed]

Cena attacked the table!!! Dat's not cool!

[TerranRich]

HBK THROWN ONTO THE UPSIDE-DOWN TABLE!!! AND HE LIKES IT, HE LIKES IT!!!

[Corkscrewed]

Geez, no one does that better than HBK. :eek:

[Joey Slugs]

booooooring booooooring booooooring booooooring

[Corkscrewed]

"They should think about finishing this match right now."

See? Even the announcers are sick of it! :lol:

[Impact!]

So....have the Legends appeared yet?

[TerranRich]

Did Micahels just...just spear Cena?? :wtf:

[Joey Slugs]

side note: IE7 is better than Firefox. Yeah.

[Corkscrewed]

DUAL BLOW JOBS!!

[SuperSlim]

*yawn*

[TerranRich]

How so, 70x7? I want to know, I haven't heard anything about IE 7 yet.

[Joey Slugs]

that was lame

[SuperSlim]

side note: IE7 is better than Firefox. Yeah.

I dunno. firefox is aight but IE7 tends to screw up sometimes

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO. Okay, THAT was pretty funny. (Dual "You can't see me"'s)

[TerranRich]

Does IE 7 have plugins like FF does?

[Impact!]

DUAL BLOW JOBS!!
:eek: :drool: :shifty: :wtf:

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Those corner punches by Cena were some of the worst I've ever seen.

[Corkscrewed]

What happen if they broke a table over a wrestler?

[TerranRich]

Easy! Masters' huge ass might break the table prematurely!

[Joey Slugs]

How so, 70x7? I want to know, I haven't heard anything about IE 7 yet.

7.0b is around on a few torrent sites.

it's faster, less clutter, more plug-ins, nice easy tabbed browsing, etc etc

[Corkscrewed]

OH MAN! SICK!! KURT!!! :love: :love: :love: :love:

[TerranRich]

Cena: "Okay, get off the table, Masters, you lazy ass."

[Destor]

Angle wins!

[Impact!]

Masters is probably used to being premature.

ZING

:shifty:

[Jaton]

Kurt Angle: Now that is how you make a lounge chair. Fuck Bob Villa.

[Someone1001]

Well, that was predictable. And boring.

[TerranRich]

7.0b is around on a few torrent sites.

it's faster, less clutter, more plug-ins, nice easy tabbed browsing, etc etc
More plugins than Firefox? Does it have a comparable "downTHEMall!" plugin, where one click will download all links on a page? Does it have a comparable FlashGot plugin, where it compiles a gallery automatically based on a few images on the page? ;)

[SuperSlim]

meh at best

[Joey Slugs]

I dunno. firefox is aight but IE7 tends to screw up sometimes

it's still beta. the only major problem i have come across yet is when you try to import favorites from another browser (that isn't IE)

[TerranRich]

Every single main event consisting of more than two men fighting is ALWAYS predictable.

[Loose Cannon]

Spike gave them faulty tables

:lol:

[Joey Slugs]

More plugins than Firefox? Does it have a comparable "downTHEMall!" plugin, where one click will download all links on a page? Does it have a comparable FlashGot plugin, where it compiles a gallery automatically based on a few images on the page? ;)

:lol: i do love them plug-ins

it's still in beta, but they are boasting about the same list of plug-ins that firefox does.

[Batsu]

Well, the USA Network censoring is over now.

[TerranRich]

Coach: USA!
King: Oh my God, J.R.! USA!
J.R.: BAHGAWD USA!
Coach: USA goodnight folks!
King: USA Puppies!!!
J.R.: BROKEN IN HALF BBQ SAUCE!

[Corkscrewed]

Alright, time for Family Guy!

[Joey Slugs]

HOMECOMING WILL SUCK.

you heard it here first.

[TerranRich]

:lol: i do love them plug-ins

it's still in beta, but they are boasting about the same list of plug-ins that firefox does.
Damn. Then I might just give it a try when it's released. :)

[Destor]

USA! USA! USA!

[TerranRich]

And it's over. Time for work on Xylot and then sleep, and then work in the morning! See ya's!!!

[Joey Slugs]

denver is pissing on kc. love it.

[Destor]

Alright, time for Family Guy!
Time for UFC. :yes:

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Eric Bischoff defeated Terry Funk to win the WCW Hardcore Title?

They could've used that reference in the story line since Funk is the Godfather of Hardcore and Bischoff defeated him in a hardcore match.

[Corkscrewed]

Best match was Trish vs Victoria.

Sans that post-match whorefest.

[JH]

now wait a minute
kurt angle puts hbk through a table and carlito & masters win the match
thats dumber than owl shit
oh i forgot the wwe wrote it

[Joey Slugs]

*waits for twat steele's gay ass angle love posts*

[James Steele]

You aren't worthy 7x7.

[James Steele]

SWERVE

[James Steele]

VIVA LA ANGLE!

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[James Steele]

Kurt Angle: A TRUE Champion
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Kurt Freaking Angle

[James Steele]

ALL AMERICAN ANGLE FLASHBACK

WWF UNFORGIVEN 2001





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[James Steele]

ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY KURT FREAKING ANGLE!!!

[McLegend]

Angle is God

[James Steele]

No shit.

[James Steele]

KURT

[James Steele]

FREAKING

[James Steele]

ANGLE

[James Steele]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[James Steele]

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[James Steele]

TwistedSteele RAW Thread Interactive Quiz

Kurt Angle is only #2 on JameSteele's favorite wrestlers list, who is his absolute #1 favorite wrestler ever?

[Destor]

..................Kennedy?

[Destor]

:lol:

[Destor]

Seriously I guess Ric Flair.

[James Steele]

WRONG
WRONG
WRONG
WRONG
WRONG

[James Steele]

Clue: He is canadian.

[Hired Hitman]

*sigh*

Bret Hart? :roll:

[Hired Hitman]

"Mr. McMahon took the high road on RAW, thanking Spike TV for its relationship with WWE. McMahon then went on to announce that next week's show will be on USA Network. Unfortunately, however, Spike TV censored McMahon. Watch Vince's uncensored comments here on WWE.com."

-WWE.com

:lol:

[James Steele]

*sigh*

Bret Hart? :roll:

WRONG
WRONG
WRONG
WRONG
WRONG

[James Steele]

Clue: He is a WWE Grand Slam Champion.

[Destor]

Jericho

[Destor]

If its not he has to be Benoit

[Gouda]

They should have put Lita on the technical difficulties picture.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Clue: He is canadian.

Carlito Canadian Cool?

[TerranRich]

That's cool, eh?

[Schoenauer]

Chris Benoit?

[Hired Hitman]

Christian :roll:

[Joey Slugs]

is this the only way fuckwad steele gets his post count up?

[Joey Slugs]

out of the 5 Grand Slam Champs (HBK, HHH, Jericho, Angle, Guerrero) only one is Canadian.

[Destor]

Technically Grand Slam is four title wins, since a grand slam in baseball is four home runs at once, so it really wouldn't matter what titles where one. So since Benoit has had the US title instead of the European, you might be able to consider him a Grand Slam champ. Maybe. If you think outside the box that is.

[Joey Slugs]

Technically Grand Slam is four title wins, since a grand slam in baseball is four home runs at once, so it really wouldn't matter what titles where one. So since Benoit has had the US title instead of the European, you might be able to consider him a Grand Slam champ. Maybe. If you think outside the box that is.
US Title is a WCW belt.

A "Grand Slam" (in tennis and golf) is winning 4 specific titles. That's exactly what the WWE has (World, IC, Euro, Tag) for their grand slam.

BTW, a grand slam in baseball is a 4 RBI home run, not considered 4 home runs in one.

[Destor]

Their ain't nothing WCW any more, Its a Smack down title, which makes it a WWE championship. I didn't know that bit about the golf and tennis, slightly informative.

[James Steele]

The answer is...






























































































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[TerranRich]

SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!

How ironic is it that JamesSteele acts like the very thing he tries to shut up? ;) :D

Just kidding, James! I love you, baby!!

[James Steele]

TR, you better be careful because if you play with fire...








*Triple H mode*

you-uuuuuuuuuuh will-uuuuuuuuuuuh get-uuuuuuuuuh burned-uuuuuuuuuh.

[TerranRich]

Listen here, David Arquette, I will play with fire if I want! I DO WHAT I WANT! Nyer nyer!

[Plays with fire and burns off several layers of skin]

Shit...