Official 9/26/05 Monday Night RAW Thread - "Heading Into Homecoming"

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1328108


Heading into Homecoming
September 26, 2005

Mr. McMahon made a shocking announcement on RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) last week as he set up a WWE Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/wwechampionship/) match for WWE Homecoming (http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/rawonusa) on Oct. 3. After Angle defeated Cena by disqualification at Unforgiven, he thought he would be the logical choice, but the Chairman threw Angle and Bischoff a curveball and announced that Cena would go one on one with the General Manager himself. Bischoff tried his best to get out of the match, but to no avail. He has tried to stack the odds against Cena in the past, will Bischoff have something up his sleeve for RAW this Monday? Whatever he does, he better keep in mind that Mr. McMahon will be on RAW this monday, as well.
Last week, Trish Stratus (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/trishstratus/) and Ashley were brutally attacked by Victoria (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/victoria/), Torrie Wilson (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/torriewilson/) and Candice (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/candice/) after the Women's Champ defeated Wilson. This week Trish will try to gain a measure of revenge when she goes one on one with Victoria with the Women's Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/women/) on the line.
Plus, after defeating Carlito (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/carlito/) for the second straight night and retaining his new Intercontinental Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/intercontinental/), Ric Flair (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ricflair/) was blind-sided by The Masterpiece Chris Masters (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/chrismasters/) while tussling with Carlito. Masters left him laying and Carlito added insult to injury by spitting apple chunks into his face. How will the Dirtiest Player in the Game react to the complete lack of respect?
And Matt Hardy will face Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/) in a Loser Leaves RAW Money in the Bank Ladder Match in two weeks. Will the two bitter enemies try to one up each other to gain an advantage heading into the biggest match of their careers?
Tune in to RAW Monday night at 9/8 p.m. CT on Spike TV for all this and more.

[Shadow]

WHOOO!

Vicy and Trish in action tonight!

[KingofOldSchool]

What would a tables match be without The Dudleys? Ha.

Maybe we can see the "Debut" of Chris Dudley and Carlito Dudley.

[G-wrath]

Table's match? WTF...

[James Steele]

Paul, fuck you.

[James Steele]

I posted it first. Therefore, this should be merged with my thread and MY RAW THREAD be sticky'd.

[KingofOldSchool]

Meh.

Who cares?

[James Steele]

My ego.

[Shadow]

Well go watch some porn and stroke your ego and we'll be all quites on that.

[KingofOldSchool]

There's no room for your ego on this forum, there isn't enough bandwith.

[James Steele]

So, just don't bitch for eons about how "I screwed Savior" because we all know that "Savior screwed Savior"

[James Steele]

:shifty:

[G-wrath]

So, just don't bitch for eons about how "I screwed Savior" because we all know that "Savior screwed Savior"

Don't have run-ins either. :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

I'll be here for this Raw. finally. so maybe I'll get bout 50 to 75 posts in this one. :D

[Shadow]

Let's hope you are.

Don't go after any lesbians while you're watching RAW.

[G-wrath]

I'm getting confused with these two threads... :(

[Joey Slugs]

I'm getting confused with these two threads... :(

Savior's thread = Real Deal.
Steele's thread = Total Dogshit.

[Shadow]

Awww...poor Steele. Now he'll tell you to shut up.

[Joey Slugs]

Awww...poor Steele. Now he'll tell you to shut up. or the little prick will post his 3 page picture tribute to angle just to show us all that he does indeed rule all

[Shadow]

WHOOO!

[Jaton]

This main event looks like shit.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mr. Obvious Raw Spoiler:









Carlito Dudley and Masters Dudley win after Angle interfers and helps put Cena through a table.

[Jaton]

Yep. Bischoff will have involvement.

[Shadow]

Better yet...

D-von and Bubba return for one night only and puts Vince through 5 flaming tables!

[Jaton]

They can bring Jeff with them, right?

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah I think TNA and NCW should merge. Quality is way down right now, I think that'd bring it up.

[Nervous Ferret]

THERIOUSLY who is actually "active" in NCW?

-Disturbed
-Corky
-Adrian Moore
-Hurri-pimp
-The Naitch
-Shaggy (if he gets back :wavesad: )
-LC ( I think hes still NCW)
-Slim
-I guess Zack Morris
-the divas

and there are like 8 belts to go around for the lot. Same for TNA only less belts.

[Nervous Ferret]

TNA active

MVP
Azriel
Innovator
Jack Icon
Paul Carrington
Nowhere Man
LK
Thunder
El Satan
The Answer



I cant think of anymore. And add Splaya to the list of NCWers

[Shadow]

Here it comes!

[Nervous Ferret]

put the roster together, merge a few belts, and you have a nice roster.

[SuperSlim]

I'm fioanlly here for a Raw thread

[darkpower]

here we go. another crappy RAW to come.

[Shadow]

...And here's the Boss....

[SuperSlim]

McDonalds attack wooo

[Loose Cannon]

marks for music

[KingofOldSchool]

Wooo those are three hot girls in red in the front row.

[Shadow]

AHAHA!

When has the WWE ever grown up?

[darkpower]

Heh...Spike won't like this.

[Jaton]

VINCE GOT MUTED!

[Shadow]

AHAHAHA!

They bleeped out whatever Vince just said!

[SuperSlim]

haha Vince got censored

[Someone1001]

Heh...it got muted.

[Batsu]

HA HA! LOL @ Spike censoring that.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL censored USA network

[Shadow]

Vince would make a great conductor.

[The Answer]

Angle slam to Vince :shifty:

[Someone1001]

I wonder if they're gonna keep trying to mention the USA move until it gets through?

[Joey Slugs]

wow. he thanks Spike TV and then they piss on him with the mute button.

[darkpower]

lol....Angle is the MAN!!

[Jaton]

Damn that 3 second delay!

[Someone1001]

He should just spell out USA with his hands.

[Morgan]

iron man match announcement.

[SuperSlim]

announcement of the ironman match.

[Batsu]

and BTW, eff all that belt-merging, roster merging dreck...

SmackDown and Raw are just fine as they are... we don't need ONE BELT UNITED UNDER HHH.

[Loose Cannon]

Spike should just run a TNA MATCH RIGHT NOW. I would LMAO.

[Shadow]

Probably.

[Jaton]

I don't think I like where this is going.

[Joey Slugs]

:lol: @ "Hold on moneybags"

[Morgan]

iron man announcement match.

[Joey Slugs]

Spike turns heel and makes a TNA run-in.

[Shadow]

Where? An Iron Man match?

[darkpower]

Wow...they are stacking up the homecoming, are they?

[Shadow]

PUPPIES!

[Someone1001]

Trish!

[Morgan]

A man iron match announcement! Shocking:eek:

[darkpower]

By the way, speaking of USA Network...

...did anyone catch the "USA owns Spike" sign?

[Nark Order]

I'm on DVR and 6 minutes behind...damnit

[Joey Slugs]

I saw the sign :y:

[Jaton]

Yep.

[Shadow]

....This is Spike TV yet...they just showed a USA commercial....

weird.

[Shadow]

Have I mentioned how much I love boobies?

[Morgan]

And 700.

[Someone1001]

What was with that technical dificulties thing?

[Jaton]

Where the hell is Meat? :shifty:

[Batsu]

Ah, my favorite two (and subsequently, the only two real competitors left).

[Nark Order]

Vickie is huge

[Shadow]

And they're not allowed to touch people when event staff is around.

[Nark Order]

Where the hell is Meat? :shifty:

I heard he moved to Planet Stasiak.

[SuperSlim]

VICTORIA! AND TRISH!

:D I'm happy

[Nark Order]

Wow, sweet submission move by Vickie

[Someone1001]

I missed Trish/Vicky matches.

[Shadow]

TRISH BOTCHED SOMETHING! DRINK!

[Jaton]

Why do I get the feeling that spot wasn't supposed to go that way..

[Nark Order]

Holy shit! An entertaining women's wrestling match... Am I dreaming?

[Batsu]

If it weren't for the "safe" bumps, this match would be better than most RAW fare not involving HBK, Angle, or Shelton...

[Nark Order]

The matrish. lol

[Batsu]

Crap Finish.

[Shadow]

TORRIE HAS JUST GORED VICY!

GORE GORE GORE!

[Nark Order]

Ashley is horrible

[Nark Order]

Torrie grabbing vagina...

[Jaton]

Overracting...

[Shadow]

They're all terrible....

You don't look that humiliated.

[Morgan]

Candace loses her clothes every week.

[Shadow]

I LOVE TRISH! I REALLY LOVE TRISH!

[Morgan]

Looks to continue next week.

[KingofOldSchool]

So says the girl who does softcore porn...

[Nark Order]

wtf?? Embarrassed? Isn't she in playboy?

[Nark Order]

BIG SHOW

[Someone1001]

Guess what's going up on WWEAuction?

[Nark Order]

Streetfight

[darkpower]

that was actually half decent for a womens match...though that bump they took off that top turnbuckle could've been a LOT worse if they didn't hit the ring apron the way they did.

[Fubar28]

Big show could get this raw a 10 if he beats sniktsky to the point he's no longer recognizable

[Shadow]

Who the hell is dumb enough to go toe to toe with the Big Show in a street fight?

[darkpower]

Who the hell is dumb enough to go toe to toe with the Big Show in a street fight?

Mr. "IT WASN'T MY FEET"!!

[Jaton]

A guy who has a toe fetish?

[Shadow]

never mind

[Nark Order]

lol @ Snitsky

[Shadow]

WHOO KEEPS A TRASHCAN AND STREET SIGNS UNDER A WRESTLING RIGHT?!

[Nark Order]

I hope this is another huge crazy Snitsky/Kane type fued

[TerranRich]

Hey, was that Harvey Whippleman that Big Show was talking to backstage?

[Someone1001]

Way to no sell Big Show!

[Nark Order]

Crushed is like a pancake

[TerranRich]

Also, I can't wait until WWE comes back t____________________________onna be great, I can't wait!

[darkpower]

LMAO @ the kitchen sink...

[Shadow]

.............they keep a sink under the ring!?

That's it...they've taken the joke too far.

[Nark Order]

Wow

[Jaton]

muted again!

[TerranRich]

Uh-oh! They just said "________________________"! Ooh, SSSSSSSNNNNAP!!!

[Nark Order]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Shadow]

Gotta go to WWE.com to find out!

STOP TALKING TO HER YOUR OLD PERVERT!

[Someone1001]

Hah. Censored again.

[Astley316]

how hot does she look

[Shadow]

Damn is Maria hot

I'll watch her for 3 hours.

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ the continued censoring of USA. USA never did this when WWE left them!

[Nark Order]

I wonder if Flair will defend at Homecoming

[darkpower]

how hot does she look

I don't care how "dumb" she is....I would fuck her in a heartbeat.

[Astley316]

im surprised they aint tried flashing up a tna is coming during raw

[darkpower]

LMFAO @ the continued censoring of USA. USA never did this when WWE left them!

USA never ruined a multi-year relationship within two weeks the way Spike has with their continued advertising of TNA on WWE programming.

[Nark Order]

lol. They let Vince talk about leaving USA, but not about coming back.

[KingofOldSchool]

They should try to be more sneaky when trying to say USA Network.

[Nark Order]

LOL! ULTIMATE WRRIOR DVD

[Astley316]

They should get a usa chant going when kurt comes out

[Shadow]

Wow....Ultimite Warrior really is nuts.

[TerranRich]

They blatantly said it, KoOS!! Vince said they were originally on USA, and now they're coming HOME, to...

Figure out the rest. ;)

[Nark Order]

Vince: I couldn't wait to fire him.


LOL

[darkpower]

LOL! ULTIMATE WRRIOR DVD

I'm half tempted to buy it. I'm curious.

WOOOOOOO!!!!!

[TerranRich]

even FLAIR is taking a piss break!!

[TerranRich]

Oh, there he is, with Triple H's toy

[Shadow]

.........Flair has a sledgehammer....

Damn it!

[Someone1001]

Not much of a reaction to this, is there?

[darkpower]

Uh oh...now the GRIM part of the Homecoming is on our TV now.

[TerranRich]

People are still kinda iffy on HHH.


Oooohhhh, greeeeaaaaat, a Triple H Desire montage. Ugh. Period.

[Fubar28]

I think the need to get Cena or a face to stand out there with cue cards, for the things they can't say, or have cards with the letters U-S-A.

[Nark Order]

Video montage

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL.

jesus christ

[KingofOldSchool]

I would've marked out if he brought out Arn Anderson instead.

[TerranRich]

Oh wow, the Drowning Pool version of "The Game". Noice!!

[Jaton]

I wonder if H will use that theme coming back.

[Astley316]

anyone think we'll see flair and trips v masters and carlito next week, with trips tunring on flair

[Nark Order]

This is an awesome song though

[The Answer]

Time to play the game!!!!!!

[Morgan]

I say triple H turn on Flair next week.


Triple H promo videos are cool.

[Loose Cannon]

I seriously hope he's babyface, but this promo by Flair makes me think he'll turn on him

[Shadow]

Not much of a reaction to this, is there?

No...who is this guy?

[TerranRich]

I want every single wrestler to blatantly try to start a USA chant, "for our great country...obviously..." ;)

[Loose Cannon]

I would've marked out if he brought out Arn Anderson instead.

that's what I thought too:(

[TerranRich]

Yo yo white booyyyyy

[Nark Order]

I hope Bischoff wins. Anything is better than Cena.

[The Answer]

I say triple H turn on Flair next week.


Triple H promo videos are cool.

Ya seems like a turn.......

[Shadow]

CENA WENT ON THE INTERNET! SOMEONE TELL BROCK!

[KingofOldSchool]

$5,000 and my hair says that Triple H turns on Flair next week.

[TerranRich]

LOL, Cena went on the Internet. That's the only reason why they rememberd that Bischoff knew karate/judo.

[Someone1001]

He's a ninja!

[Nark Order]

Bischoff is a fucking Ninja!!

[Jaton]

Cena said internet. Brock will interfere with the match and cause Cena to lose, just because he said he used the internet.

[Shadow]

LOL!

And that's why I love Cena...

[Nark Order]

God, Cena's promos have really sucked lately

[TerranRich]

Cena: The next Keanu Reeves.

[owenbrown]

People are still kinda iffy on HHH.


Oooohhhh, greeeeaaaaat, a Triple H Desire montage. Ugh. Period.

Next week on RAW.... time to hit the glass ceiling :shifty:

[Morgan]

I wanna see Eric go Bruce lee on Cena.

[Jonster]

LMFAO @ the continued censoring of USA. USA never did this when WWE left them!

Not censored here :)

[TerranRich]

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!! For anybody who's worked in the food industry, even those who have worked in retail...this movie is for you. :D :D :D

[Champion of Europa]

Yeah, HHH will turn on Flair and reform Evolution with Carlito and Masters.

I'm pumped for new Evolution merch.

[Jonster]

God, Cena's promos have really sucked lately

Only lately?

[TerranRich]

New Evolution? I'd go for it, if only to resurrect that awesome theme. :D

Whooo, Shelton is the man, man.

[Shadow]

FINNALLY! A GOOD MATCH!

[TerranRich]

Ain't no stoppin' him NOOOOOOHHHHH

[Nark Order]

Cena is trying to be like The Rock. He is clearly not The Rock.

[Astley316]

when cena first debuted on raw, his promos seemed to get better because he was live but over the weeks he's just become worse

[TerranRich]

Hah, here's Nick Nemeth, middle class suburbian caddy!

[Shadow]

...................

OMG.....STOP BUTCHERING THE GOOD NAME OF THE SINATRA NAME!

[Nark Order]

Nick Nemeth can sure carry a club.

[Nark Order]

He isn't Chavo, that moron...

[Astley316]

wouldnt it be good if these 2 did a number on Shelton and Hass came out to make the save, i can dream cant i

[TerranRich]

...................

OMG.....STOP BUTCHERING THE GOOD NAME OF THE SINATRA NAME!
That's not a Sinatra song, Shadow. So rest easy there, little chipper. ;)

[Shadow]

Wow....

Anyone know that Middle Class America do not golf?

[Batsu]

LOL @ Shelton and "Chavo Sucks"

[darkpower]

Chavo---ehh, I mean KERWIN, looks like a fag in that attire, sorry to say.

[TerranRich]

You know, in all honesty, I was just starting to buy Chavo as Kerwin White...until they kept up with the "He's really Chavo" stuff. Now I'm back to being conflicted between calling Chavo and calling him Kerwin.

[Nark Order]

Has Shelton gotten bigger?

[TerranRich]

Wow, Kerwin...got a...a win?

[Batsu]

and that UW DVD sounds like great material.

The idea of them making a DVD just to take a dump on the Warrior is hilarious.

[Shadow]

.......What the hell happened?

[TerranRich]

Wow....

Anyone know that Middle Class America do not golf?
Wrong again, my friend! My buddy Todd is a true redneck and he golfs from time to time. Sure, it's on the driving range with the rest of his buddies and me, but still. ;)

[owenbrown]

Who is that fucking weirdo in Cha....uh...Kerwin White's corner? :shifty: :wtf:

[Jaton]

Why is there a ladder in the ring?

[Nark Order]

Terranrich, then wouldn't he be lower class??

[Jaton]

Nevermind. Matt or Edge up next.

[Someone1001]

Edge promo next.

[darkpower]

The Egomaniac again.

[Morgan]

Someone's gonna try and scale the glass ceiling again.

[KingofOldSchool]

It'd be funny if one time Kerwin accidently drives his golf cart off the ramp.

[Astley316]

edge or matt hardy promo

[Shadow]

Wrong again, my friend! My buddy Todd is a true redneck and he golfs from time to time. Sure, it's on the driving range with the rest of his buddies and me, but still. ;)

On a driving range....which is not the same as on true 18 hole golf course. Any moron can hit balls on a driving range. A golf course is a different monster.

[TerranRich]

Who is that fucking weirdo in Cha....uh...Kerwin White's corner? :shifty: :wtf:
Uh, have you been paying attention?? That's Nick Nemeth, his caddy, debuted on Heat a week ago I believe, he's from OVW I think.

[Fubar28]

I love that jr has continued to call him chavo, you know your gimmick sucks when jr could care less.

[Shadow]

Someone's gonna try and scale the glass ceiling again.

We gotta make sure that doesn't happen obviouslly.

[Impact!]

I cant make a witty coment coz its not on live in Australia.

Whooo

[TerranRich]

On a driving range....which is not the same as on true 18 hole golf course. Any moron can hit balls on a driving range. A golf course is a different monster.
Nah, I know. He does play 18 holes of golf on occasion, when he has the time. He's a busy guy, don'tcha know.

[McLegend]

Wait a mintue did the caddie botch that ending?

[TerranRich]

Man...the Grandma one and the Little Carnival Girl anti-drug commercials just make me...sad. :'(

[TerranRich]

"I am the Alpha! I am the Omega!"

[Destor]

TNA commercia.l

[darkpower]

and that UW DVD sounds like great material.

The idea of them making a DVD just to take a dump on the Warrior is hilarious.

The Warrior has tried to take a dump on everyone in the WWE, us fans, anyone that doesn't agree with his political views, etc. They should get back.

BTW, there's your TNA commercial.

[TerranRich]

Carlito on the cover of RAW Magazine with The Bitches. Carlio = Rick James.

[Astley316]

Wait a mintue did the caddie botch that ending?


i think he was supposed to grab sheltons leg so charvo fell on him for the win, unfortunantly he *insert lita botch joke here*

[Savio]

Yes Pauls thread won!

[Impact!]

Yat TNA.....no really thats cool.

[Someone1001]

I hope Edge moves to Smackdown. And takes Lita with him.

[Jaton]

You knew it was inevitable.

[TerranRich]

Best. Theme. On television right now. (Ever?)

[Shadow]

..............wow...

Also, Lita has had a boobjob. A new one to make her boobs at least a cup size bigger.

[Impact!]

..............wow...

Also, Lita has had a boobjob. A new one to make her boobs at least a cup size bigger.
:y:

[Astley316]

did anyone else find this amusing

Lita: im speaking for the whole world...and my self matt

like she almost forgot herself for a few seocnds there

[Nark Order]

Lita is horrible

[Shadow]

....damn is she from North Carolina!

[Nark Order]

Edge is going to Smackdown!!

[TerranRich]

Lita: You want your push? You got it. [push] ;)

[Shadow]

I love the little "Hi" wave Lita gave Edge.

[TerranRich]

LOL at Lita's goofy-looking wave while looking up in her neck brace. :D

[Nark Order]

Massive Hardy chants a sec ago

[TerranRich]

Matt: Oh, I'm gonna push you! No, I'm not! Yeeeesss I am! Nooooo I'm not!! Tee hee!

[Someone1001]

That was botched.

[Morgan]

Edge is dead.

[Shadow]

Damn...Matt needs to work out. Did you see how long it took him to tip over that ladder?

[Impact!]

Cya on Smackdown Matt :wavesad:

[Nark Order]

botched fall

[TerranRich]

Man did Edge miss that top rope. An almost-ouchie.

[Fubar28]

....damn is she from North Carolina!

actually she froms Ft. Lauderdale

[Nark Order]

HE GOT IN A USA PLUG!!

[TerranRich]

THEY BOTCHED THE BLEEP!!!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!!!

[Someone1001]

They got it through!

[Batsu]

LMFAO!!!!!! USA!!! LOL!!! ALL THIS CENSORING!!

[The Answer]

That was dumb that could have been an ACL tear right there :nono:

[Nark Order]

Teddy!

[Joey Slugs]

coach got USA in about three times before they hit the button.

[TerranRich]

Spike TV: Ah, fuck it. We missed it twice. Let 'em have their fun. WE get TNA!!! :D

;)

[Astley316]

is that a record for the number of times to say usa in a thirty second tme period with coach and king there

[Jaton]

I'd laugh my ass off if Spike TV just dubbed someone saying "TNA" everytime they muted someone.

[owenbrown]

STOP CENSORING USA DAMMIT :mad: