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Loose Cannon
09-30-2005, 11:59 AM
Seriously this movie has some of the funniest one liners in a movie. They all come from Denzel Washington's character. They're the kind that just come out of nowhere and your just like, "wtf lol"

Like there's a scene where Jake and Alonzo are with Snoop Dogg and they are trying to get the crack from out of his mouth. Snoop Dogg keeps denying he has it, so Alonzo pokes his throat with a pen and the crack comes pouring out.

Alonzo: Yea, what's that?

Snoop: Motherfucking crack, man

Alonzo: That's right, Jimmy Crack Corn.

ROFL

And the scene where Jake is smoking weed in the car and Alonzo is there.

Jake (all high and shit) Who are you?

Alonzo: I'm the Zig-Zag man, who the fuck are you?

:rofl:

there's a lot more good shit too.
Jason Cage
10-01-2005, 11:23 AM
a dick lines up straight right? in the left and right are pockets. reach in one of them--pay the bill.
Crimson
10-01-2005, 02:13 PM
When the mexicans have Hawke in the tub, the guy pulls curtain and gets ready to shoot him...then the other homie pulls the curtain back and says " ey hold up holmes, i cant even see"..lol.
Loose Cannon
10-01-2005, 05:46 PM
yea lol
YOUR Hero
10-01-2005, 10:46 PM
That was a good movie though.

I'm KING KONG motherfucker!
Jason Cage
10-01-2005, 11:24 PM
actually that was "King Kong ain't got shit on me" ===_===
RP
10-02-2005, 03:22 AM
That was a good movie though.

I'm KING KONG motherfucker!


:lol: at butchering that line.
Pinnacle Charisma
10-02-2005, 07:58 AM
Is that the movie where denzel washington picks up Dakota Fanning or did I just dreamt that
The Mask
10-02-2005, 09:07 AM
i'll be honest, it's not sounding very ROFL to me at the moment judging by your quotes.
Loose Cannon
10-02-2005, 10:02 AM
Well It's not British Humor, so I wouldn't expect it to.
FearedSanctity
10-02-2005, 01:19 PM
Is that the movie where denzel washington picks up Dakota Fanning or did I just dreamt that

That would be Man on Fire
Bad Company
10-02-2005, 06:22 PM
training day has the weakest ending ever.
YOUR Hero
10-02-2005, 10:13 PM
Yeah I butchered a line. Guess what though? I'm still better than you.
Innovator
10-04-2005, 03:24 PM
lick-her license, is she a dyke?
BCWWF
10-04-2005, 10:44 PM
I always thought Training Day was like a serious action movie?