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I'm all there is
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Training Day is very ROFL
Seriously this movie has some of the funniest one liners in a movie. They all come from Denzel Washington's character. They're the kind that just come out of nowhere and your just like, "wtf lol"
Like there's a scene where Jake and Alonzo are with Snoop Dogg and they are trying to get the crack from out of his mouth. Snoop Dogg keeps denying he has it, so Alonzo pokes his throat with a pen and the crack comes pouring out. Alonzo: Yea, what's that? Snoop: Motherfucking crack, man Alonzo: That's right, Jimmy Crack Corn. ROFL And the scene where Jake is smoking weed in the car and Alonzo is there. Jake (all high and shit) Who are you? Alonzo: I'm the Zig-Zag man, who the fuck are you? ![]() there's a lot more good shit too. |
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shut the FUCK UP, Donnie
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a dick lines up straight right? in the left and right are pockets. reach in one of them--pay the bill.
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When the mexicans have Hawke in the tub, the guy pulls curtain and gets ready to shoot him...then the other homie pulls the curtain back and says " ey hold up holmes, i cant even see"..lol.
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#4 |
I'm all there is
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yea lol
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Adminstigator
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That was a good movie though.
I'm KING KONG motherfucker! |
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shut the FUCK UP, Donnie
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actually that was "King Kong ain't got shit on me" ===_===
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King of Love and Piss
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Is that the movie where denzel washington picks up Dakota Fanning or did I just dreamt that
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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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i'll be honest, it's not sounding very ROFL to me at the moment judging by your quotes.
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I'm all there is
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Well It's not British Humor, so I wouldn't expect it to.
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Von Killer
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Mad
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training day has the weakest ending ever.
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Yeah I butchered a line. Guess what though? I'm still better than you.
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Inno Knows.
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lick-her license, is she a dyke?
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The People's Member
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I always thought Training Day was like a serious action movie?
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