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In the eyes of Lita, this is the greatest lumberjack match, ever.
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Amidst all the brawling Christian swore he heard the name “Kennedy” spoken by Mr. Kenney’s ass.
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<b>Batista:</b> Where’s the crème filling?
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And in the most shocking heel turn of the century, Richards grabs the ref’s wrist before he could do the three count.
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John Cena- Gastronomical Oddity
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<b>Cena:</b> You can’t see….. a good portion of the pictures that are really uploaded because people don’t bother to look at the URL of the pics. If you do you’ll see various numbers missing and all you have to do is fill in the blank and you’ll get more pics than the ones that are posted on WWE.com
<b>Always450:</b> Well you STILL SUCK!
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Coming this winter from WWE Film… <I>Crouching Dumbass, Kicking Douche Bag</I>
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Vince was about to become the next Random Pacman until Steve did the Random Dig Dug.
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“And this one goes out to all my hommies that couldn’t be here on Raw’s Homecoming…”
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<b>Shane:</b> If you close your eyes, your life, a naked truth reviled... of dreams you never lived and scars never healed…
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<b>Steph:</b> Blah blah blah, Do you know who I am, blah blah blah, I just got my hair colored, blah, blah blah…
<I>*Of course, Steve couldn’t care less what she was saying. His mind was just focused on her cleavage*</I>
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<b>JR:</b> BAHGAWD STUNNER!
<b>King:</b> For once, you got it right.
<b>JR:</b>BAHGAWD STUNNER!
<b>King:</b> Yes, it was a stunner. Okay Jim, we’re on a commercial break now.
<b>JR:</b> Bahgawd Stunner?
<b>King:</b> No, Jim, no stunner.
<b>JR:</b> bahgawd stunner :(
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The WWE takes a dramatic turn when they decide to have people reenact what the writing staff does all day, in the ring.
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<b>Buff Daddy:</b> WHAT!!! YOU MEAN THE WRESTLING WORLD WENT ON WITHOUT ME!!!! WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!!!! MOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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Try as they might, no one seemed to be able to find http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/904362/15.jpg… Damn it… DAMN IT I SAY!!!!
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<b>Hogan:</b> When you’re on the plane to the PPV that we’re going to wrestle at, Steve Austin… Tear down the cock pit door, Steve Austin… Dispose of the pilots that have already made the sacrifice, Steve Austin… Assume the controls, Steve Austin… and you will soon be close to Shady Palms Rest Home…<I>*Burrrrrrrp!*</I>
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<b>Hogan:</b> And you really thought Hassan was going to be my last match… You’re a homo for thinking that, brother!
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Alright Kiddies! Today’s WWE Safety Lesson is to never play with matches after Hogan had some Baja Fresh! Looks like we need another Timmy!
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…I am NOT touching this blowjob joke with a 3 inch penis like Triple H is doing.
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Lita botched putting color in the picture.
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<b>Victoria:</b> HOW THE HELL DID VINCE SIGN VENOM ON THE WWE ROSTER!?!?!
<b>Ashley:</b> What do you mean by that?
<b>Victoria:</b> The black stuff on you, the symbiote on your back! It’s Venom!
<b>Ashley:</b> I thought Venom was another mutant…
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The REAL reason why the piledriver was banned.
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Ashley DEMANDED proof that the panties were really made by Victoria Secret.
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I would like to take a moment of my time to introduce to you the two luckiest men on the WWE roster… The camera guys!
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Moments later Billy Kidman called his lawyer in regards to getting a divorce. When his lawyer asked why Kidman simply responded “Didn’t you see her with Steven Richards!?!?!?”
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<b>Ref:</b> We found the missing component! We can now fix the titan tron!
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After watching <I>Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride</I> one too many times Ashley tries to rip out her own eye just to be more like Emily.
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<b>Matt:</b> Who the hell set up this ladder?
<b>Edge:</b> Two guesses…
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<b>Matt:</b> I’ll powerbomb you through this table! That’s what you get for losing my copy of <I>Say Anything</I>!!!
<b>Edge:</b> <I>Say Anything</I>? How about I say THAT MOVIE SUCKED!!!
<b>Lita:</b> I botched being part of this caption!
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Forever the prankster, Mick Foley replaced Matt Hardy’s parachute with Edge
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It’s one thing to be on top of the glass ceiling, but did Edge REALLY need to hump it while Matt Hardy was looking?
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<b> hulkamania320 (Kurt):</b> If you say “Kennedy” one more time I swear to God I’ll break your leg!
<b>Anyone Else (HBK):</b> …Kennedy
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…Kennedy
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As a new feature on Raw if you’re at a live show you’ll see the ratings on that show. The 00 was an improvement from the –23 that Conway’s promo got.
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And here we see the moment that the Titan Tron broke
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<b>Superfly:</b> Catch me, mommy! Catch me!
<b>Legends:</b> It’s time to take him back to Dr. Jho…
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Jimmy Hart was stunned. Somehow Eugene got more women than he did… Then again, so does Clay Aiken.
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Steve didn’t care that the captions weren’t over. He’s union, his shift is over, goodbye!
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The more he drank, the better she looked.
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Everybody got surfin’!!!! Surfin 619!!!!