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A Proud MF'R
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RAW Homecoming Captions 10/3/05
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BISONICA
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![]() Where will you be when bad breath strikes? |
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BISONICA
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![]() Rey learned what it's like to hit the glass ceiling while HHH is around |
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King K Cool
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![]() Can't you just wait one day, RoadWarriorsLOD? RAW finishes at about 4AM over here, so I don't go to bed until about 5AM, so obviously if I go to sleep at 5 in the morning, I'm gonna be sleeping for a heck of a long time. Well I'm outta here, but I'll be back to reply to whatever excuse you have later. |
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A Proud MF'R
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![]() Insert Blowjob Joke Here ![]() JR: My god king shane is flopping around like a dead fish a dead fish i tell ya King: Uh jr a dead fish does'nt move JR: Well shane mcmahon aint made of cheesecake i tell ya 2 Parter ![]() Stephanie: You and me storage room 5 minutes Austin: WHAT? Stephanie: I said you... Austin: WHAT? Stephanie: Damn you austin Austin: You should'nt have said that Stephanie: And why not ![]() ![]() And the winner of the first ever senior citizen stunning contest STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN ![]() Chioda: Hey i've got the old one i dont want the old one somebody switch with me Ref With Steph: Nah i'll stay where i'm at cause she's about ready to pop out Mickey Jay: I'll come help you Chioda: Yea me to ![]() Christian(Watching The Monitor) : Invisible surfboards reek of awesomeness ![]() Cena: You cant see me eric Eric: Yes i can cena everybody can see you....well except for stevie wonder ![]() Cena: Damn eric put your arm back down you stink dude ![]() Hogan: And then brother i slammed andre brother and then brother i hit the big legdrop brother and then the referee brother counted 1 brother 2 brother 3 brother Okerlund: Damn and i thought the ultimate warriors promos were bad ![]() Triple H: Ric wake up ric come back to me ric ah dammit ric i told you not to mix champagne viagra and chyna ![]() Victoria was in shock when the bulge in ashleys pants moved ![]() Random Fan #1: Hey how do you like your divas Random Fan #2: Upside down is real nice ![]() You know i hated the vince mcmahon kiss my ass club but this one now i could really get used to this one...hell as a matter of fact i would like to join this one ![]() The ref is planning his move to steal torries pants and sell them on ebay ![]() Lita botches a drop toe hold ![]() Now legends wave at the fans...dammit i said wave...hey all of you damn legends wave at the fans before i take away your ensure |
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A Proud MF'R
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cool king
i did'nt know you were'nt in the US i just put them up so the guys that wanted to could start their captions i dont see any harm in posting it |
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He's Here
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![]() TITTY TWISTER OF DOOOOOOM! ![]() Hulk: Well you know something Mean Gene, mammograms are cool, brother. Especially for our sisters. And I'm a certified titty squeezer, brother! ![]() Ricky: Where are you going Pat? Pat: ![]() ![]() Cena: C'MON YOU OLD GUYS! Legends: HEY-EY!! HO-OH! Snuka: STAGE DIIIIIVVVVEEEE! ![]() (Hunter walks in.) Hunter: STEPHANIE!? Stephanie: HUNTER! Linda: STEPHANIE!? Vince: LINDA! Hunter: DAD!? Linda: VINCE! Hunter: MOM!? Stephanie: DAD! Shane: .... SHANE! ![]() Matt: You STILL don't shave! |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() Vince's face was frozen for a month after seeing "A Night in China" ![]() Austin shakes Stevie Richard's hand after that devastating powerbomb on Shane. ![]() Steve Austin (to himself): She's blonde, she's brainless, she's worthless, she has big tits. She must be my wife. I know what this means... ![]() ![]() The Goddess of Booze frowned on acts of Alcohol Abuse... ![]() As punishment for going over the McMahon's, Austin is strung up by his middle fingers and slowly raised up to Sean O'Haire's Cage. ![]() Mind-Controlled Ref: There's only gonna be one McMahon son, now... *snaps Shane's neck* Trips: Hahaha! the plan worked perfectly. ![]() Vastardikai: (at home playing Video Games) One more spring on the trampoline and ReyMan can clear the toxic Smoke of Death. ![]() Cena re-enacts a scene from "the Marine," Where he's carrying a buddy to freedom. ![]() Cameraman: You know, watching Shawn Micheals and Triple H raping the Main Event isn't my idea of a good time. ![]() Bischoff's Tajiri impression is spot-on. ![]() Hogan: ...And brother, when I turned around, and that lion went ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR... I just crapped myself, brother. Gene: If a lion was behind me, I would have done the same thing. Hogan: Well you know something, Mean Gene, I meant that I crapped myself just now when I said "ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" ![]() Hunter looks at the man he has patterned his entire career after, and in that brief instant, he realizes that he'll never fill this man's shoes. ![]() Victoria: I knew I shouldn't have let Rhy... the SuperS... the wrestler formerly known as Rhyno tape my wrists. ![]() Trish: Who attached the Dish Rag to my leg? And why are my hands stuck to the bottom rope The Former Rhyno: hehehe! POPCORN, GET YOUR POPCORN! ![]() Ashley: I'm sorry, but it's broke. It has a great big crack in it.(sorry, best I could come up with. )![]() Cameraman: In the words of Eddie Guerrero... ahem... YEAH, ESE! ![]() Referee: this is the closest I've gotten to a semi naked woman in years! ![]() Matt: This'll be the last time I get to have my head between Lita's legs, so I might as well make the most of it. *Lita botches fear* Edge: Well, since your getting fired after we get back anyways, have at it... Matt: :\'( ![]() Jimmy and Steve agreed, Mae shouldn't have drank during her pregnancy... ![]() The Fall of Orton: The Legends Strike Back was a surprise hit. |
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Kiss the blade
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Kiss the blade
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Had a slight problem there, but sorted now
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Okay, Roadwarrior, I've got to speak up. First of all, you always post captions out of order. It sucks for people like me who put all their code and replies into Notepad while looking at captions then copy & paste to the TPWW box. Just put them in order, and don't skip any, either. Is that so hard to ask?
Also, have you ever heard of punctuation? Sorry to nitpick, but I had to say something. |
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Don't be hatin' bitch!
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![]() Austin: Check out this third arm Vince, I think it will be familiar. Vince: Oh my god! It's Mae Young's kid hand!! ![]() Austin: Shane here is demonstrating how to get down with somebody's large penis. ![]() Austin: This is for the victims of Katrina and Rita. ![]() The referees playing with their Lifesize McMahon family Action Figures ![]() Cena: You need to get a better Titantron! It's always broken!! ![]() The pants brigade strikes! |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Hogan: Well ya know Mean Gene brother, it feels good to be back brother. And brother, I'm really excited to be back here brother. oooooh brother. |
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A Proud MF'R
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terran
i posted them in the order wwe.com has them in |
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Second City Saint
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I am the cheese
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i not going to name any names here but could a certian someone please stop doing the captions thread? Please. I would like to see the caption contest started this year.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Can't we all just get along?
I could have posted them Midnight, Cali time, but I was too sleepy. |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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I gots me an idea...
Lets ignore Roadwarriors whenever he starts posting caption threads. |
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I am the cheese
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I have been boycotting them since the seccond time he posted them, so basically Shadow, I'm with ya.
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King K Cool
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So, I hate to say it but, I'm officially going to start the Caption Contest next Month. Mainly because some of the pervious pics are Red X's now and that I haven‘t posted last weeks pics and stuff like that. ![]() So next month I will restart the Caption Contest, and I'll be the only guy that'll post the captions. So RoadWarriorsLOD can have this month to post the captions, but from next month, I'll be posting them. ![]() (And where the HELL has my rep gone? Ever since the Green TPWW came along, everything has been screwed up. )
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() In the eyes of Lita, this is the greatest lumberjack match, ever. ![]() Amidst all the brawling Christian swore he heard the name “Kennedy” spoken by Mr. Kenney’s ass. ![]() Batista: Where’s the crème filling? ![]() And in the most shocking heel turn of the century, Richards grabs the ref’s wrist before he could do the three count. ![]() John Cena- Gastronomical Oddity ![]() Cena: You can’t see….. a good portion of the pictures that are really uploaded because people don’t bother to look at the URL of the pics. If you do you’ll see various numbers missing and all you have to do is fill in the blank and you’ll get more pics than the ones that are posted on WWE.com Always450: Well you STILL SUCK! ![]() Coming this winter from WWE Film… Crouching Dumbass, Kicking Douche Bag ![]() Vince was about to become the next Random Pacman until Steve did the Random Dig Dug. ![]() “And this one goes out to all my hommies that couldn’t be here on Raw’s Homecoming…” ![]() Shane: If you close your eyes, your life, a naked truth reviled... of dreams you never lived and scars never healed… ![]() Steph: Blah blah blah, Do you know who I am, blah blah blah, I just got my hair colored, blah, blah blah… *Of course, Steve couldn’t care less what she was saying. His mind was just focused on her cleavage* ![]() JR: BAHGAWD STUNNER! King: For once, you got it right. JR:BAHGAWD STUNNER! King: Yes, it was a stunner. Okay Jim, we’re on a commercial break now. JR: Bahgawd Stunner? King: No, Jim, no stunner. JR: bahgawd stunner ![]() ![]() The WWE takes a dramatic turn when they decide to have people reenact what the writing staff does all day, in the ring. ![]() Buff Daddy: WHAT!!! YOU MEAN THE WRESTLING WORLD WENT ON WITHOUT ME!!!! WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!!!! MOOOOOOOM!!!!! ![]() Try as they might, no one seemed to be able to find http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/904362/15.jpg… Damn it… DAMN IT I SAY!!!! ![]() Hogan: When you’re on the plane to the PPV that we’re going to wrestle at, Steve Austin… Tear down the cock pit door, Steve Austin… Dispose of the pilots that have already made the sacrifice, Steve Austin… Assume the controls, Steve Austin… and you will soon be close to Shady Palms Rest Home…*Burrrrrrrp!* ![]() Hogan: And you really thought Hassan was going to be my last match… You’re a homo for thinking that, brother! ![]() Alright Kiddies! Today’s WWE Safety Lesson is to never play with matches after Hogan had some Baja Fresh! Looks like we need another Timmy! ![]() …I am NOT touching this blowjob joke with a 3 inch penis like Triple H is doing. ![]() Lita botched putting color in the picture. ![]() Victoria: HOW THE HELL DID VINCE SIGN VENOM ON THE WWE ROSTER!?!?! Ashley: What do you mean by that? Victoria: The black stuff on you, the symbiote on your back! It’s Venom! Ashley: I thought Venom was another mutant… ![]() The REAL reason why the piledriver was banned. ![]() Ashley DEMANDED proof that the panties were really made by Victoria Secret. ![]() I would like to take a moment of my time to introduce to you the two luckiest men on the WWE roster… The camera guys! ![]() Moments later Billy Kidman called his lawyer in regards to getting a divorce. When his lawyer asked why Kidman simply responded “Didn’t you see her with Steven Richards!?!?!?” ![]() Ref: We found the missing component! We can now fix the titan tron! ![]() After watching Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride one too many times Ashley tries to rip out her own eye just to be more like Emily. ![]() Matt: Who the hell set up this ladder? Edge: Two guesses… ![]() Matt: I’ll powerbomb you through this table! That’s what you get for losing my copy of Say Anything!!! Edge: Say Anything? How about I say THAT MOVIE SUCKED!!! Lita: I botched being part of this caption! ![]() Forever the prankster, Mick Foley replaced Matt Hardy’s parachute with Edge ![]() It’s one thing to be on top of the glass ceiling, but did Edge REALLY need to hump it while Matt Hardy was looking? ![]() hulkamania320 (Kurt): If you say “Kennedy” one more time I swear to God I’ll break your leg! Anyone Else (HBK): …Kennedy ![]() …Kennedy ![]() As a new feature on Raw if you’re at a live show you’ll see the ratings on that show. The 00 was an improvement from the –23 that Conway’s promo got. ![]() And here we see the moment that the Titan Tron broke ![]() Superfly: Catch me, mommy! Catch me! Legends: It’s time to take him back to Dr. Jho… ![]() Jimmy Hart was stunned. Somehow Eugene got more women than he did… Then again, so does Clay Aiken. ![]() Steve didn’t care that the captions weren’t over. He’s union, his shift is over, goodbye! ![]() The more he drank, the better she looked. ![]() Everybody got surfin’!!!! Surfin 619!!!! |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Come on, let's not be childish about the captions. If people are aiming to do the Caption of the Month again just let anyone start the thread, but only have one or two people in charge of the CoTMs. It's about making fun of the pics, not about power... And we all know how much power we have on this freaking message board. yes, I feel like GOD when I edit my posts.
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![]() Cena pounds Bischoff into submission with a live rendition of "Right Now" ![]() Austin proves he is still hip by busting a grove during Cena's live rendition. ![]() Shawn: To tap......or not to tap.....that is the question. Ref: That is beautiful
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A Proud MF'R
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i'll back off the captions alright
the only reason i had been doing them is because nobody had posted them i was'nt trying to piss anybody off but 1 week nobody even did the smackdown captions so i started posting them |
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love yourself
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Hurricane does the RTTT because he came up with it, fair enough. CK usually does the captions but I didn't really think it was "reserved" for him or anything, and wtf at The Answer , there are about 50 people who do RAW threads, he just does them the earliest.And COTM will be up soon |
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love yourself
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RAWWWWWWWWWWWR
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Herp a derp, and so on
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![]() Seiously though, I just felt the need to rant, and I'm sorry about that. It sorta seems like you're hogging the caption threads for yourself, but I've been known to do that at times too, if only to post my own captions first. Because people seem to take my good ideas before i've read theirs.So it's okay. Just wait a day or two before doing a captions thread. Somebody else might want to do them. That's all, not trying to start a fight.
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() Vince, after finding out Austin IS his real son. ![]() After 10 straight hours, Austin is TRULY the chicken dance champion. ![]() JR: BAWGAWD! Stone Cold is skiing NEARLYTORNINHALF!!!! King: ...what?!? JR: I don't even know anymore... BAWGAWD! ![]() Jason Vorhee's mom: WhErE's mY bEeR?? Austin: Oh sh... ![]() Ref #1: Um, you mind not playing with Shane like that? Ref #2: But he's the reason cavemen painted on walls. ![]() Sure, Rey Rey is a great wrestler but not even he could defeat his greatest foes: fireflies! ![]() Cena: Come on, Lt. Dan! I gotta go save Bubba! Ref: Fuck him, he crazy. ![]() If Bischoff wants to learn what the five fingers say to the face, he will learn it the hard way... over and over again. ![]() Bischoff: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT KERWIN!! ![]() Wanna know how Hogan stays fresh with the new generation of fans? Promos consisting only of baby noises. ![]() HHH: I know it was you, Freddo. Flair: ...woo? ![]() Victoria: RANDOM NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE DANCE! ![]() Guy in the corner: Holy crap, this is hott. ![]() Oh, the crafty ref. Trying the ol' reach-around booby grab. Will he ever learn? ![]() JR: BaWgawD! This is kinda of kinky BBQSAUCE! King: psh, loser. PUPPIES!! Coach: ![]() ![]() Ricky: A mental disabled man and a senior citizen getting it on? I am indeed too old for this shit! ![]() And now a shot of the crowd from a recent Rolling Stones concert. END!! |
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