RAW Captions 10/17/05

[JH]

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I put all the pics up this week to please somebody

[JH]

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Steph: Oh god i love bald men

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Austin shares a beer with Steven Richards

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Austin: Hey coach let me let you in on a secret
Coach: Whats that Austin
Austin: YOU'RE A HOMO WHAT? HOMO

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Carlito: You want me to do what??? To him??? now dats not cool

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Steven Richards strikes again

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Steph tries to turn austin on by deep throating the mic

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Kane tries to fight off the X-Pac sucking machine as Masters becomes the latest victim

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My new favorite wrestler is Kurt Vgle

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It's a little known fact that the winner of this battle royal actually gets to bang stephanie

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Foley: Dammit Carlito did you fix the titan tron...I liked it better when it was broken

[V]

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Carlito: and today on people that look like things...
Mick Foley: all we want is to be treated with respect
Carlito: and some watering every now and then?

[Favre4Ever]

hey, how do you do captions again?

[Nervous Ferret]

Can't tell you, you're a hogan mark.

reply under the [/IMG] tag

[Favre4Ever]

c'mon, please?

[Drakul]

Right click the image and go to properties. Then copy the URL. Next, click on the pic like this http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/editor/insertimage.gif and paste your URL thing in there.

[Favre4Ever]

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Moments later, Cena took a seat on King's lap, and he suscessfully completed his third character change.

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Kane's exposed armpit was a shotgun blast to any wrestler.

[Disturbed316]

That new diva is pretty hot, whats her name?

[Disturbed316]

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Talk to the hand, cos the monster ain't listening!

[PorkSoda]

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Foley: Are you my daddy?

[Cool King]

That new diva is pretty hot, whats her name?

Mickie James

[Pinnacle Charisma]

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Foley-So you have crap hair as well

Carlito-Yep

Foley-I thought I was the only one.

Carllito- So this is what its like when doves cry

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[Xero]

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Kane: *Sigh* When is he-OH HEY BOOGEY! How ya doin'!?

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Edge: NO! NO! I DON'T WANT MY BLOOD TAKEN! I HATE NEEDLES!
Show: But you had SEX with LITA!
Edge: ...................... QUICK! QUICK! DRAW IT! DRAW IT!

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Stephanie: This is my Batista face. :|

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Stephanie: And this is my Triple H face after he wins a title. :)

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Austin: I LOVE YOU MAN! Hey King, I LOVE this man!
King (off screen): Yeah, great Steve... I think you've finally found your limit...
Austin: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE FOUND M-BLARRRG! Okay... I found it...
Coach: ... Ew.

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Vince: After you. :naughty:

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Vince: I do. :love:
Coach: :D

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Carlito: GIVE IT UP FOR DJ MICKY F! Now DAS cool!

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Mickie: A HRRR A HRR A HRR!

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Mickie: Ayup!
Ashley: Good God she's the redneck version of Christy Hemme...

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Austin: You know, you ARE your father's daughter... Only that unsightly chin hole has migrated down to your breasts.
Stephanie: SHUT UP!

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Kane: AND IIIIIII EEE IIIII EEE IIIIIIIIII.... WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-UUUUUUU!!!!!

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FCC Guy: :eek:

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JR (if he had commentated the match): BAHGAWD FU! FU! FU RIGHT OUT OF THE RING! BAHGAWD!

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*Looks down and sees a pile of dog shit right under him.*
Kane (thinking): I'm so glad that I use a standing choke slam right now...

[Blue Demon]

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Vince: how did you lose that weight in a week?


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Austin: JR!!!! JR!!!!! SPEAK TO ME MAN!!!
Coach: :wtf:

[Vastardikai]

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We find out this week that Kane's mother was Carrie...

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Eminem: Will the real John Cena PLEASE STAND UP! PLEASE STAND UP!

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Ref: Oooooh! It's my own little arm! I'm gonna hug it and squeeze it and love it forever.

Edge: :wtf:

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Mick: What do you mean "Or what?"

Carlito: Your shirt says "Want Ead or...". I'm in Suspense, and that's not cool.

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You'd beat yourself bloody too if you had to listen to WWE Creative for 3 hours straight.

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Steph: (to herself) Let me see if I can flirt with him and he notice...

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Steph: (to herself) Now, Let me see if I can take my shirt off and he notice...

Hunter: :rant:

Vince: :mad:

Vastardikai and most heterosexual male fans: :drool:

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Steve: For my next trick, I'm gonna pour beer into this hat and make it disappear!

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Steve: And now for the magic word: ALAKAZAM!

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Steve: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MAGIC SUCKS?!

JR: (Watching from Home) BAH GAWD STUNNER!

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Vince is honored to meet Cowboy Troy

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Vince: You know, I think I fired the wrong jackass...

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Ref: Shawn, now is NOT the time to recite Shakesperean monologues.

Shawn: To Be... or Not to Be...

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Carlito points out the gayest Tomahawk Chop ever...

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Ashley: We can't hang out with her, she's not even BLONDE!

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Trish: Yeah, but she's actually something you're not: TALENTED.

Ashley: Well, I'm still screwing Matt

Mickie: The Emo Guy from the internet? :rofl:

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Ashley: so THAT'S how you do a wrestling move without completely BOTCHING it!

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Mickie: All the bright colored spots.... ooooooh!

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Not only is she one of the top 5 women's wrestlers in the WWE, Mickie is also secretly a Medusae

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Steph: I'm sorry honey, I didn't mean to burn dinner. Please don't hit me!

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Kane steals the show with a stirring rendition of Crowbar's "I Have Failed"

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Kane: High Five!

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Steve got strung up by his middle fingers, to the delight of the IWC

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Stone Cold's new hood ornament was seen as a bit gaudy

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Fans wave at the Heartbreakers. But, to play along with the gimmick, they can't wave back. It makes them sad.

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Steve: Hey, this is to the guy who stuck my knee to the turnbuckle

Rhino: (From TNA) Yeah, well I'm employed with more talented workers!

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Fan in ash T-shirt: I can't believe his hair actually shielded the blow! :eek:

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Where's Waldo?

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Coach: But... that's... perfectly good... Beer!

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Masters needed a little bit of help to do his traditional Rockers-style exit.

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Linda: My hair is better than BOTH OF YA'LLS... COMBINED!