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A Proud MF'R
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RAW Captions 10/17/05
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A Proud MF'R
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![]() Steph: Oh god i love bald men ![]() Austin shares a beer with Steven Richards ![]() Austin: Hey coach let me let you in on a secret Coach: Whats that Austin Austin: YOU'RE A HOMO WHAT? HOMO ![]() Carlito: You want me to do what??? To him??? now dats not cool ![]() Steven Richards strikes again ![]() Steph tries to turn austin on by deep throating the mic ![]() Kane tries to fight off the X-Pac sucking machine as Masters becomes the latest victim ![]() My new favorite wrestler is Kurt Vgle ![]() It's a little known fact that the winner of this battle royal actually gets to bang stephanie ![]() Foley: Dammit Carlito did you fix the titan tron...I liked it better when it was broken |
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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![]() Carlito: and today on people that look like things... Mick Foley: all we want is to be treated with respect Carlito: and some watering every now and then? |
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hey, how do you do captions again?
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love yourself
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Can't tell you, you're a hogan mark.
reply under the [/IMG] tag |
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c'mon, please?
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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Right click the image and go to properties. Then copy the URL. Next, click on the pic like this
and paste your URL thing in there.
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![]() Moments later, Cena took a seat on King's lap, and he suscessfully completed his third character change. ![]() Kane's exposed armpit was a shotgun blast to any wrestler. |
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That new diva is pretty hot, whats her name?
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![]() Talk to the hand, cos the monster ain't listening! |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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![]() Foley: Are you my daddy? |
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King K Cool
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![]() Foley-So you have crap hair as well Carlito-Yep Foley-I thought I was the only one. Carllito- So this is what its like when doves cry (Simpsons Millhouse reference) |
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He's Here
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![]() Kane: *Sigh* When is he-OH HEY BOOGEY! How ya doin'!? ![]() Edge: NO! NO! I DON'T WANT MY BLOOD TAKEN! I HATE NEEDLES! Show: But you had SEX with LITA! Edge: ...................... QUICK! QUICK! DRAW IT! DRAW IT! ![]() Stephanie: This is my Batista face. ![]() ![]() Stephanie: And this is my Triple H face after he wins a title. ![]() ![]() Austin: I LOVE YOU MAN! Hey King, I LOVE this man! King (off screen): Yeah, great Steve... I think you've finally found your limit... Austin: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE FOUND M-BLARRRG! Okay... I found it... Coach: ... Ew. ![]() Vince: After you. ![]() ![]() Vince: I do. ![]() Coach: ![]() ![]() Carlito: GIVE IT UP FOR DJ MICKY F! Now DAS cool! ![]() Mickie: A HRRR A HRR A HRR! ![]() Mickie: Ayup! Ashley: Good God she's the redneck version of Christy Hemme... ![]() Austin: You know, you ARE your father's daughter... Only that unsightly chin hole has migrated down to your breasts. Stephanie: SHUT UP! ![]() Kane: AND IIIIIII EEE IIIII EEE IIIIIIIIII.... WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-UUUUUUU!!!!! ![]() FCC Guy: ![]() ![]() JR (if he had commentated the match): BAHGAWD FU! FU! FU RIGHT OUT OF THE RING! BAHGAWD! ![]() *Looks down and sees a pile of dog shit right under him.* Kane (thinking): I'm so glad that I use a standing choke slam right now... |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Vince: how did you lose that weight in a week? ![]() Austin: JR!!!! JR!!!!! SPEAK TO ME MAN!!! Coach:
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Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() We find out this week that Kane's mother was Carrie... ![]() Eminem: Will the real John Cena PLEASE STAND UP! PLEASE STAND UP! ![]() Ref: Oooooh! It's my own little arm! I'm gonna hug it and squeeze it and love it forever. Edge: ![]() Mick: What do you mean "Or what?" Carlito: Your shirt says "Want Ead or...". I'm in Suspense, and that's not cool. ![]() You'd beat yourself bloody too if you had to listen to WWE Creative for 3 hours straight. ![]() Steph: (to herself) Let me see if I can flirt with him and he notice... ![]() Steph: (to herself) Now, Let me see if I can take my shirt off and he notice... Hunter: Vince: Vastardikai and most heterosexual male fans: ![]() Steve: For my next trick, I'm gonna pour beer into this hat and make it disappear! ![]() Steve: And now for the magic word: ALAKAZAM! ![]() Steve: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MAGIC SUCKS?! JR: (Watching from Home) BAH GAWD STUNNER! ![]() Vince is honored to meet Cowboy Troy ![]() Vince: You know, I think I fired the wrong jackass... ![]() Ref: Shawn, now is NOT the time to recite Shakesperean monologues. Shawn: To Be... or Not to Be... ![]() Carlito points out the gayest Tomahawk Chop ever... ![]() Ashley: We can't hang out with her, she's not even BLONDE! ![]() Trish: Yeah, but she's actually something you're not: TALENTED. Ashley: Well, I'm still screwing Matt Mickie: The Emo Guy from the internet? ![]() Ashley: so THAT'S how you do a wrestling move without completely BOTCHING it! ![]() Mickie: All the bright colored spots.... ooooooh! ![]() Not only is she one of the top 5 women's wrestlers in the WWE, Mickie is also secretly a Medusae ![]() Steph: I'm sorry honey, I didn't mean to burn dinner. Please don't hit me! ![]() Kane steals the show with a stirring rendition of Crowbar's "I Have Failed" ![]() Kane: High Five! ![]() Steve got strung up by his middle fingers, to the delight of the IWC ![]() Stone Cold's new hood ornament was seen as a bit gaudy ![]() Fans wave at the Heartbreakers. But, to play along with the gimmick, they can't wave back. It makes them sad. ![]() Steve: Hey, this is to the guy who stuck my knee to the turnbuckle Rhino: (From TNA) Yeah, well I'm employed with more talented workers! ![]() Fan in ash T-shirt: I can't believe his hair actually shielded the blow! ![]() Where's Waldo? ![]() Coach: But... that's... perfectly good... Beer! ![]() Masters needed a little bit of help to do his traditional Rockers-style exit. ![]() Linda: My hair is better than BOTH OF YA'LLS... COMBINED! |
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