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BigDaddyCool
10-24-2005, 09:19 PM
I mean Kane wears mostly black, and it has been that way for like a billion years now.
Skippord
10-24-2005, 09:48 PM
Cause the big Emo Machine wont work
BigDaddyCool
10-24-2005, 09:54 PM
also, same thing with Ric Flair, Nature Boy? He is more like Nature Geezer now, I mean Natch works, but Nature Boy, come one.

Oh, and Shawn Micheals isn't exactly a kid any more.
Favre4Ever
10-24-2005, 10:07 PM
Because of the miniscule red stripes on his pants.

Duh.
Corkscrewed
10-24-2005, 11:20 PM
They've gotten too lazy to change...
Kane Knight
10-24-2005, 11:51 PM
Kane: Despite the changes in the backstory of the Monster known as Kane, they are sticking with the "Crispy Critter" part. Big Red machine is the "surrogate" he used so that Lita could feel it.

Shawn Michaels: Nobody has the heart to tell him the Spray on Hair doesn't work.

Flair: reference to Adult Diapers.
Y2Jeremy
10-25-2005, 01:45 PM
answered perfectly by the two above posters.
BigDaddyCool
10-25-2005, 04:53 PM
y2jeremy, you suck
alvarado52
10-25-2005, 04:58 PM
y2CHEAP! AW SNIZAP, SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN MOUNTAIN DEW! EXTREEEEEME
BigDaddyCool
10-25-2005, 05:00 PM
y2CHEAP! AW SNIZAP, SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN MOUNTAIN DEW! EXTREEEEEME

All I got is Mountain Dew Live Wire, is that cool?
Xero
10-25-2005, 06:06 PM
Because calling him the "Big Black Machine" would be racist.

Although, when I think about it, Native Americans could be offended by "Big Red Machine"....

Better not to piss off the bigger fan base.

(Insert Katie Vick, Crucifixion, and Boogeyman comment here.)
My Final Heaven
10-26-2005, 03:59 PM
I never understood why they didn't bother changing the name of HHH's finisher from the Pedigree. He hasn't had the blueblood gimmick since his D-X days, & it kinda doesn't fit in with the rest of his character.

The Game Over?
The Gameagree?
:wtf:
Kane Knight
10-26-2005, 04:19 PM
I never understood why they didn't bother changing the name of HHH's finisher from the Pedigree. He hasn't had the blueblood gimmick since his D-X days, & it kinda doesn't fit in with the rest of his character.

The Game Over?
The Gameagree?
:wtf:

The Third Reich?
Zyklon B?


(Well he uses Nazi symbols...)

Sledgehammer?
Son-In-Lawgree?
The Handlebars? (hint, look at his face)
BigDaddyCool
10-26-2005, 06:48 PM
The Third Reich?
Zyklon B?


(Well he uses Nazi symbols...)

Sledgehammer?
Son-In-Lawgree?
The Handlebars? (hint, look at his face)

The Iron cross was a German symbol before it was a Nazi symbol. Also, have you seen HHH nose? I always firgured him for a jew, so how could he be a Nazi?
Kane Knight
10-26-2005, 07:10 PM
The Swastika existed for thousands of years, yet evokes Nazi imagery. Besides, you mean to say you've never met a self-loathing Jew? One of the heads of the KKK in the 70s committed suicide when it was discovered he was one.
BigDaddyCool
10-26-2005, 07:10 PM
Good to know.
Kane Knight
10-26-2005, 07:17 PM
In that vein....The Swastigree.
Kane Knight
10-26-2005, 07:18 PM
If he farts, he could call it the "gas chamber."
My Final Heaven
10-27-2005, 12:25 PM
He could piss off Smark fans & call it The Glass Ceiling.

I can already hear JR: "GLASS CEILING! GLASS CEILING!! GLASS CEILING!!! THAT GLASS CEILING IS NOT MADE OF CHEESECAKE BAHGAWD!!!

:-\ kinda works. I also like The Swastigree :lol:
Splaya
10-27-2005, 12:33 PM
If he called it "The Glass Ceiling" I would mark the fuck out and then punch a whole in my TV
My Final Heaven
10-27-2005, 01:02 PM
If he farts, he could call it the "gas chamber."

http://www.vwo-galleries.com/caps/heat/2004/july1804/81.jpg

I believe that would be the move known as the gas chamber. :D
AKA The "OMG, look at Molly's ass :drool::drool::drool:".
Y2Jeremy
10-27-2005, 04:11 PM
Pig Daddy Fool, blow me you doucebag. You asked the stupid ass question. "Why do they still call him the big red machine?" fucken loser. Get a hobby and leave me the hell alone.... and Transformers Suck!! angular headed bitch.
Y2Jeremy
10-27-2005, 04:24 PM
Sorry, you look to be prematurely balding, so you have enough to worry about without me on your case.....ha, loser.
DaveWadding
10-27-2005, 04:33 PM
LOL @ Y2Jerkoff
Kane Knight
10-27-2005, 05:53 PM
Pig Daddy Fool, blow me you doucebag. You asked the stupid ass question. "Why do they still call him the big red machine?" fucken loser. Get a hobby and leave me the hell alone.... and Transformers Suck!! angular headed bitch.

Damn. Your mom drank when she was pregnant, didn't she?
PYRO-MANIAC
10-27-2005, 06:00 PM
Pig Daddy Fool, blow me you doucebag. You asked the stupid ass question. "Why do they still call him the big red machine?" fucken loser. Get a hobby and leave me the hell alone.... and Transformers Suck!! angular headed bitch.

:love:
FourFifty
10-27-2005, 06:23 PM
Damn. Your mom drank when she was pregnant, didn't she?

Listen dude, that was pretty messed up. Please get your facts right.

His childhood memories are just paint chips and power lines.
Stickman
10-27-2005, 08:36 PM
Kane looks like a penis
Kane Knight
10-27-2005, 10:49 PM
Listen dude, that was pretty messed up. Please get your facts right.

His childhood memories are just paint chips and power lines.

I apologise. :o
Danny Electric
10-27-2005, 10:50 PM
KK
I miss our chats
stitchedandglued@hotmail.co.uk
BigDaddyCool
10-28-2005, 12:18 AM
hahaha, I love when dudes get totally agro over the internet. hahaha, pig daddy fool. hahaha ah...

Anyhow
Kane Knight
10-28-2005, 12:32 AM
Agro? He's a farmer?
BigDaddyCool
10-28-2005, 12:37 AM
Agro? He's a farmer?

Agro - to get really agrresive like a farm boy.
Kane Knight
10-28-2005, 12:57 AM
What does aggressive have to do with it?
My Final Heaven
10-28-2005, 10:48 AM
Nobody noticed Molly's ass... :'(
Kane Knight
10-28-2005, 10:57 AM
I did. But I tend not to acknowledge things I wank over. :shifty:
My Final Heaven
10-28-2005, 11:18 AM
LOL

Don'cha remember? Molly has a nice butt, & we're supposed to boo her because of it! ;)
Kane Knight
10-28-2005, 12:06 PM
I boo her for making me sin.
hb2k
10-28-2005, 07:09 PM
"Why do they still call him the big red machine?"

Because he's a Republican.
Gonzo
10-28-2005, 07:43 PM
Pig Daddy Fool, blow me you doucebag. You asked the stupid ass question. "Why do they still call him the big red machine?" fucken loser. Get a hobby and leave me the hell alone.... and Transformers Suck!! angular headed bitch.

Your mother called, she wants her 9 months back.
Y2Jeremy
10-28-2005, 07:55 PM
I love you guys so much. Mainly BigDaddyCool. You think I suck, but you rock, dude!! could have done without the neg. rep though.