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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Why do they still call him the big red machine?
I mean Kane wears mostly black, and it has been that way for like a billion years now.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Cause the big Emo Machine wont work
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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also, same thing with Ric Flair, Nature Boy? He is more like Nature Geezer now, I mean Natch works, but Nature Boy, come one.
Oh, and Shawn Micheals isn't exactly a kid any more. |
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Because of the miniscule red stripes on his pants.
Duh. |
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They've gotten too lazy to change...
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Kane: Despite the changes in the backstory of the Monster known as Kane, they are sticking with the "Crispy Critter" part. Big Red machine is the "surrogate" he used so that Lita could feel it.
Shawn Michaels: Nobody has the heart to tell him the Spray on Hair doesn't work. Flair: reference to Adult Diapers. |
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is Brilliant
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answered perfectly by the two above posters.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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y2jeremy, you suck
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Two weeks.
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y2CHEAP! AW SNIZAP, SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN MOUNTAIN DEW! EXTREEEEEME
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Because calling him the "Big Black Machine" would be racist.
Although, when I think about it, Native Americans could be offended by "Big Red Machine".... Better not to piss off the bigger fan base. (Insert Katie Vick, Crucifixion, and Boogeyman comment here.) |
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I never understood why they didn't bother changing the name of HHH's finisher from the Pedigree. He hasn't had the blueblood gimmick since his D-X days, & it kinda doesn't fit in with the rest of his character.
The Game Over? The Gameagree?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Zyklon B? (Well he uses Nazi symbols...) Sledgehammer? Son-In-Lawgree? The Handlebars? (hint, look at his face) |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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The Swastika existed for thousands of years, yet evokes Nazi imagery. Besides, you mean to say you've never met a self-loathing Jew? One of the heads of the KKK in the 70s committed suicide when it was discovered he was one.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Good to know.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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In that vein....The Swastigree.
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If he farts, he could call it the "gas chamber."
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He could piss off Smark fans & call it The Glass Ceiling.
I can already hear JR: "GLASS CEILING! GLASS CEILING!! GLASS CEILING!!! THAT GLASS CEILING IS NOT MADE OF CHEESECAKE BAHGAWD!!! kinda works. I also like The Swastigree
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1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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If he called it "The Glass Ceiling" I would mark the fuck out and then punch a whole in my TV
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![]() I believe that would be the move known as the gas chamber. ![]() AKA The "OMG, look at Molly's ass ![]() ![]() ".
Last edited by My Final Heaven; 10-27-2005 at 02:13 PM. |
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Pig Daddy Fool, blow me you doucebag. You asked the stupid ass question. "Why do they still call him the big red machine?" fucken loser. Get a hobby and leave me the hell alone.... and Transformers Suck!! angular headed bitch.
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Sorry, you look to be prematurely balding, so you have enough to worry about without me on your case.....ha, loser.
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LOL @ Y2Jerkoff
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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His childhood memories are just paint chips and power lines. |
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Kane looks like a penis
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dirty irani
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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hahaha, I love when dudes get totally agro over the internet. hahaha, pig daddy fool. hahaha ah...
Anyhow |
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Agro? He's a farmer?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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What does aggressive have to do with it?
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Nobody noticed Molly's ass...
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I did. But I tend not to acknowledge things I wank over.
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LOL
Don'cha remember? Molly has a nice butt, & we're supposed to boo her because of it!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I boo her for making me sin.
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Do Unto Others...
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feel the madness
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