Why do they still call him the big red machine?
 

I mean Kane wears mostly black, and it has been that way for like a billion years now.

Cause the big Emo Machine wont work

also, same thing with Ric Flair, Nature Boy? He is more like Nature Geezer now, I mean Natch works, but Nature Boy, come one.

Oh, and Shawn Micheals isn't exactly a kid any more.

Because of the miniscule red stripes on his pants.

Duh.

They've gotten too lazy to change...

Kane: Despite the changes in the backstory of the Monster known as Kane, they are sticking with the "Crispy Critter" part. Big Red machine is the "surrogate" he used so that Lita could feel it.

Shawn Michaels: Nobody has the heart to tell him the Spray on Hair doesn't work.

Flair: reference to Adult Diapers.

answered perfectly by the two above posters.

y2jeremy, you suck

y2CHEAP! AW SNIZAP, SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN MOUNTAIN DEW! EXTREEEEEME

All I got is Mountain Dew Live Wire, is that cool?

Because calling him the "Big Black Machine" would be racist.

Although, when I think about it, Native Americans could be offended by "Big Red Machine"....

Better not to piss off the bigger fan base.

(Insert Katie Vick, Crucifixion, and Boogeyman comment here.)

I never understood why they didn't bother changing the name of HHH's finisher from the Pedigree. He hasn't had the blueblood gimmick since his D-X days, & it kinda doesn't fit in with the rest of his character.

The Game Over?
The Gameagree?
:wtf:

The Third Reich?
Zyklon B?


(Well he uses Nazi symbols...)

Sledgehammer?
Son-In-Lawgree?
The Handlebars? (hint, look at his face)

The Iron cross was a German symbol before it was a Nazi symbol. Also, have you seen HHH nose? I always firgured him for a jew, so how could he be a Nazi?

The Swastika existed for thousands of years, yet evokes Nazi imagery. Besides, you mean to say you've never met a self-loathing Jew? One of the heads of the KKK in the 70s committed suicide when it was discovered he was one.

Good to know.

In that vein....The Swastigree.

If he farts, he could call it the "gas chamber."

He could piss off Smark fans & call it The Glass Ceiling.

I can already hear JR: "GLASS CEILING! GLASS CEILING!! GLASS CEILING!!! THAT GLASS CEILING IS NOT MADE OF CHEESECAKE BAHGAWD!!!

:-\ kinda works. I also like The Swastigree :lol:

If he called it "The Glass Ceiling" I would mark the fuck out and then punch a whole in my TV

http://www.vwo-galleries.com/caps/he...uly1804/81.jpg

I believe that would be the move known as the gas chamber. :D
AKA The "OMG, look at Molly's ass :drool::drool::drool:".

Pig Daddy Fool, blow me you doucebag. You asked the stupid ass question. "Why do they still call him the big red machine?" fucken loser. Get a hobby and leave me the hell alone.... and Transformers Suck!! angular headed bitch.

Sorry, you look to be prematurely balding, so you have enough to worry about without me on your case.....ha, loser.

LOL @ Y2Jerkoff

Damn. Your mom drank when she was pregnant, didn't she?

:love:

Listen dude, that was pretty messed up. Please get your facts right.

His childhood memories are just paint chips and power lines.

Kane looks like a penis

I apologise. :o

KK
I miss our chats
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hahaha, I love when dudes get totally agro over the internet. hahaha, pig daddy fool. hahaha ah...

Anyhow

Agro? He's a farmer?

Agro - to get really agrresive like a farm boy.

What does aggressive have to do with it?

Nobody noticed Molly's ass... :'(

I did. But I tend not to acknowledge things I wank over. :shifty:

LOL

Don'cha remember? Molly has a nice butt, & we're supposed to boo her because of it! ;)

I boo her for making me sin.

Because he's a Republican.

Your mother called, she wants her 9 months back.