Official RAW Thread - 5/12/05 - Is Bischoff History?

[Avenger]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1704068 (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/preview/)

Who's the General Manager?
December 5, 2005




Last week Mr. McMahon gave RAW General Manager Eric Bischoff (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ericbischoff/) an ultimatum. He said that Bischoff had to set a goal and accomplish that goal, otherwise McMahon might have to look for a new GM. Bischoff later said his was goal was for WWE Champion John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) to tap out and lose the his Championship. Well, The Champ rose to the occasion once again and defeated Chris Masters (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/chrismasters/) and Kurt Angle (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kurtangle/) in a Triple Threat, Submission, No DQ, No Countout match. After the match Mr. McMahon said that it was time to take out the trash. What will this mean for RAW? Who will be the General Manager Monday night? Tune in to find out.

Plus, Shawn Michaels (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/shawnmichaels/) will team up with Shelton Benjamin (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/sheltonbenjamin/) to take on Carlito (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/carlito/) and Kurt Angle in a tag team matchup that promises to be action-packed.

And The Nature Boy Ric Flair (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ricflair/) will be Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/)'s guest on his new interview segment, The Cutting Edge. What will the Dirtiest Player in the Game have to say after the hellatious beating he endured at the hands of Triple H (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/tripleh/) at Survivor Series?

Don’t miss all of this and much more Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network

[Azriel]

You'd think they'd have one by now, wouldn't you?

[Avenger]

You wanna' do it or will I?

[Xero]

LOL, shit it's late.

[Xero]

Make this the thread. Just edit the first post.

[DaVe]

Haha, I've been waiting around for the last hour for the thread to appear...

(And yeah, make this the Raw thread.)

[Joey Slugs]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39226

Thank you.

[Xero]

This was first. :foc:

[Avenger]

This is the RAW thread

[DaVe]

And so it will be the real thing.

[Azriel]

WOO!

Will be Bischoff be a goner?

[Avenger]

Bischoff isn't gonna' be history BTW.

Just cannot see it.

McMahon probably gonna' swerve Shane or something.

[Azriel]

Swerve Shane? Now that would be interesting to see.

[Joey Slugs]

This was first. :foc:

It wasn't a Raw thread when I made mine, so fuck off.

[Loose Cannon]

Yea, I am praying for some kind of shock tonight. Just give me something for once

[Xero]

Knowing the WWE, Linda will be involved in this and will be against Vince and Shane.

[Avenger]

Wouldn't be suprised to see Cena dragged into this aswell.

Anyway...

HERE WE GO!!

IT'S MONDAY NIIIIIIIIGHT RAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[Azriel]

So I guess the interview segment was cut last week because of Flair's troubles?

[Xero]

LOL! On WWE Unlimited, some dumbshit said on the Fan EMails part "Please make John Cena the new GM of RAW. RAW would be off the chain if he was the GM."

[Azriel]

It's RAW time BABY!!

[Azriel]

I'd throw my TV out the window if he became GM

[Joey Slugs]

So I guess the interview segment was cut last week because of Flair's troubles?

The Cutting Edge was supposed to be with HHH last week, not Flair.

[Xero]

No ramp. There's going to be a car/truck spot tonight. Mark my words.

[Xero]

LOL! FLAIR!

[Avenger]

Woah!

They're doing the Flair story?!

This is going to be awesome.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, Flair is gonna get popped huge for getting arrested.

[Avenger]

HAHAHA!!

[Xero]

TOLD YA! LOL!

[Xero]

ROFL!

[Joey Slugs]

and there it is Xero....

[Azriel]

Is Vince pulling an Austin? :lol:

[Xero]

I wasn't expecting it THIS early. :cool:

[Avenger]

No Coach?

Awesome!

[DaVe]

:D

[Kane Knight]

HEEL TURN!

(flair will turn on his jacket)

[Xero]

Drose?

[Kane Knight]

Is Vince pulling an Austin? :lol:

He hasn't started chanting "What?" Yet.

[Azriel]

Bischoff is probably gonna weasal an extension and the swerve will happen at the end of the show

[The Greater Power]

All I want to hear is Vince say "YOOUU'REE FIRRREEEDDDD!!!!!!!"

[Xero]

Someone is returning tonight. Someone big. Mark my words.

(I'm on a roll. :cool: )

[Joey Slugs]

Eric: Vince, you have 3 MINUTES to do this.

[Corkscrewed]

Shit, missed the first two minutes. What happened with Flair?

[Xero]

He's an asshole who would do anything to destr-.... Never mind.

[Avenger]

LOL.

Who do you think the big return will be then dude?

[Azriel]

Debate?

[Xero]

Wait, THREE? Shane #2?

[Corkscrewed]

BTW, Brock Lesnar will be the new GM. MARK MY WORDS!!! </Splaya>

[Xero]

LOL.

Who do you think the big return will be then dude?
Dunno. :shifty:

[Avenger]

Shit, missed the first two minutes. What happened with Flair?He's on the Cutting Edge to discuss his arrest!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

BOOGEYMAN FOR GM.


:shifty:

[Joey Slugs]

Trial? FUCKING LAME!!!!

[Corkscrewed]

OMG! A trial! Where's Johnny Cochran?? :shifty:

[Avenger]

...

[Xero]

LOL, Coach...

[Azriel]

Now this should be interesting

[Avenger]

OMG! A trial! Where's Johnny Cochran?? :shifty:There he is!

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO

Johnny Coacheran!!!

[Kane Knight]

*Marks out for*

Oh, just the Coach.

[AJHayes]

Holy shit. I sense a rivalry between briefcases here. I'm putting my money on Edges briefcase.

[Corkscrewed]

Man, there's so many punny things about this I don't know where to start!

[Xero]

LOL!

[Joey Slugs]

this will take up more time than a HHH promo.

[Kane Knight]

All I want to hear is Vince say "YOOUU'REE FIRRREEEDDDD!!!!!!!"

And Trump get paid. :Shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO at Vince on the pedestal seat. :lol:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Isn't asshole usually censored?

[Avenger]

FOLEY!

[Corkscrewed]

If the Bisch can serve the dish, you must keep him as commish!

[Corkscrewed]

FOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avenger]

Batman lunchbox!

[Xero]

FOLEY! WITH A BATMAN LUNCH BOX! LMAO!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

So many humorous jokes involving Flair, Foley, and Foley's car wreck theme. :D

[Joey Slugs]

FOLEY?!?!?

ok... now i'm liking this.

[Corkscrewed]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Azriel]

FOLEY!!! YES!!

[Corkscrewed]

OLY SHIT the crowd is all over Foley! :D :D

[AJHayes]

**MARKS THE FUCK OUT!!!!**

(footnote: Foleys "briefcase" has just owned both Coach's and Edge's)

[Corkscrewed]

Haha! Nice reference to something more than three months ago.

[Avenger]

CHEAP POP!!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Damn, it's good to see Foley on TV again.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFL. Cheap pop! :love:

[Avenger]

This should be interesting. It really should.

[Xero]

He never mentioned Shane replacing him if he does lose. That could be the swerve.

[Corkscrewed]

Ah, so they WILL wait tilll the end of the night. Figured.

You know... I think I saw Katie Vick in that trash truck, along with Jericho's and Christian's careers...

[Kane Knight]

GAY

[Azriel]

I think I saw the "I Still Remember" note crumbled up somewhere in that trash bin as well

[Corkscrewed]

Unlimited working for anyone?

[Joey Slugs]

no unlimited?

[The Greater Power]

I think I saw the "I Still Remember" note crumbled up somewhere in that trash bin as well

What was that from again?

[Xero]

Ah, so they WILL wait tilll the end of the night. Figured.

You know... I think I saw Katie Vick in that trash truck, along with Jericho's and Christian's careers...
How can you see something that never existed?

BA-ZING!

[Kane Knight]

Haha! Nice reference to something more than three months ago.

What was this "WCW he mentioned?"

[Azriel]

booker T got a mysterious note that stated I Still Remember, and it was never heard from again

[Joey Slugs]

Fatal 4 Way for the Tag Belts.....

WAITAFUCKINGSECOND!?!?!

they have more than 2 teams now?

[Azriel]

Anybody have the Shawn Michaels book?

[Corkscrewed]

How can you see something that never existed?

BA-ZING!

Oh, they existed... before they came to the WWE.



LOL... they finally mixed Big Show's and Kane's music together. Was wondering when they'd do that.

[Azriel]

Still gonna be a squash match

[6to1]

oh hell piper has a new movie with peg bundy.

[Kane Knight]

EMO KANE! :love:

[Avenger]

Big Show and Kane are awesome as a team.

[Loose Cannon]

Kane and Show are aweomse. Could go down as one of the greatest teams ever.

[Corkscrewed]

WTF, another interpromo match? And I guess Batista's not as badly hurt as we thought if he's keeping the belt through Armageddon. That's good to know.

[Joey Slugs]

I like it only being King and Joey on the mic tonight.

[Kane Knight]

Fatal 4 Way for the Tag Belts.....

WAITAFUCKINGSECOND!?!?!

they have more than 2 teams now?

Apparently they haave four.

hit. Cade and Murdoch are split, so they had FIVE

[Avenger]

FAST FACTS

Val Venis was once a member of the infamous Right to Censor faction.

[Corkscrewed]

OLY crap, a half ton staredown!

[Loose Cannon]

They just fuck people up. How great is that

[Azriel]

I think this is their way of promoing the new videogame

[Kane Knight]

Wait, these are Velocity tag teams. They don't count.

[Corkscrewed]

Aw, for a moment I thought Big Show was gonna do an over the top rope plancha onto Antonio.

[Kane Knight]

Yay. Another interpromo match. :yawn:

[Corkscrewed]

Whoa, that was pretty cool.

[Kane Knight]

3-D chokeslam!

[Avenger]

BEST

GOOZLE

EVER

[St. Jimmy]

triple chokeslam. that's fun stuff.

[The Greater Power]

wow Triple Chokeslam ruled!

[Loose Cannon]

TRIPLE CHOKESLAM :love:

[Xero]

Best. Chokeslam Spot. In a while.

[Azriel]

A triple chokeslam? DAMN!!

[Joey Slugs]

OH MY GOD!

[Corkscrewed]

FIRE WORKED!!! KANE's POWERS ARE BACK!!!

[Loose Cannon]

lol Masters. what a homo

[Xero]

ROFL!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL Masters...

[Corkscrewed]

LMFAO @ Masters as the bailiff.

[Kane Knight]

Will the defense plase rise...

Eric: Will Stacy Kiebler please talk dirty to me?

[St. Jimmy]

was chris masters the bailiff?

[AJHayes]

Sweet. They're actually doing it right with Show and Kane. Big guys that actually beat people up, rather than jobbing immediately? WTFBBQ!?!?

[Corkscrewed]

He looks like a stripper. :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

LOL@ The bailiff.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ Masters

[Joey Slugs]

Honorable Vincent K. McMahon? :lol:

[Kane Knight]

This shit is HILARIOUS. Maybe they've figgered it out

[Xero]

What stuffed animal does Foley have on his table?

And now Steph's out.

[6to1]

i would love to see bischoff say screw you guys i am going to tna.

[Shadow]

.......why is Chris Masters not wearing a shirt yet is serving as a balif?

[Kane Knight]

Honorable Vincent K. McMahon? :lol:

Hey, if it can be said of Scalia...

[Corkscrewed]

Anyway, that triple chokeslam was definitely hilarious and cool. Tomko went the highest, which indicates Kane's left hand is the strongest and Show's right hand is the strongest..... :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Mmmm...

[Loose Cannon]

Sleazy E :love:

[Xero]

Wha? What the hell? What the fuck is 2002?

[Kane Knight]

Anyway, that triple chokeslam was definitely hilarious and cool. Tomko went the highest, which indicates Kane's left hand is the strongest and Show's right hand is the strongest..... :shifty:

Yeah, but I jerk off lefty, and my right hand is stronger. ;)

[Loose Cannon]

LOL SHUT UP

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Stephanie is hot. The End.

[Corkscrewed]

Haha, I'd forgotten about that time Eric got to molest Steph. Lucky him.

[Shadow]

...she enjoyed that too much.

[Joey Slugs]

Eric Bischoff w/ black hair > you

[Azriel]

This is awesome. I love it.

[Avenger]

Stephanie's hot.

[Corkscrewed]

Also, I was unaware SD was on Fridays in 2002... altho I guess in Europe, so :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

He impersonated her father and violated her? Wow, she really is a blonde under all those diejobs...

[Corkscrewed]

DOA4 looks gorgeous, btw.

[Avenger]

Billy and Chuck LOL!

[Joey Slugs]

3 Minutes (Billy & Chuck's wedding) on Unlimited.

Good times.

[Azriel]

I think that old segment went a tad too far on the Electra overtones :lol:

[Kane Knight]

So...Any good commercials?

[DaVe]

Sounds like it is a good Raw, no?

[Shadow]

Azreil...wtf?

[Azriel]

How do you get Unlimited?

[Joey Slugs]

7-0 Seattle (MNF Update)

[Azriel]

Electra complex is the opposite of the Oedipal thing

[DaVe]

Go to WWE.com for Unlimited.

[Azriel]

Cool. Another show for the troops

[Kane Knight]

PUPPIES!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

7-0 Seattle (MNF Update)

:love: :love: :love:

[Corkscrewed]

Unlimited is working for some people?

[Shadow]

Oooooh...got ya.

Speaking of an Electra complex......I want Trish soooo much.

[Avenger]

Would someone please move that FUCKING truck?

[Corkscrewed]

Oh, I was going directly to the Raw site. :$

[Kane Knight]

Electra complex is the opposite of the Oedipal thing

More or less.

[Shadow]

...........................it's the trio of lesbians.....I think I filled the cup.

[Kane Knight]

Would someone please move that FUCKING truck?

I tried, but Vince took the keys with him,.

[Corkscrewed]

Gotta like what the lades are wearing. :)

[Kane Knight]

...........................it's the trio of lesbians.....I think I filled the cup.

But no shannon moore. :'(

[Corkscrewed]

LOL... I guess Mickie James finally figured it was wiser not to wear a thong while wrestling in a skirt.

[Corkscrewed]

( :'( )

[Shadow]

She stood on her boobs!

I hope she's ok. I volenteer for a chest massage after this match. I'll be the guy who does it too.

[The Greater Power]

psychology in a women's match?

I refuse to believe it.

[Azriel]

Pee break

[Shadow]

psychology in a match?

I refuse to believe it.

Fixed it for ya.

[Kane Knight]

Gotta like what the lades are not wearing. :)

[Corkscrewed]

Man, Alexis Laree really can go in the ring! Glad they finall brought in an actual wrestler. :)

[Kane Knight]

psychology in a women's match?

I refuse to believe it.

I know. It's surprising.

[Shadow]

She grabbed the tights....

:naughty:

[Corkscrewed]

Good tension b/t Trish and Mickie. Definitely love how this feud/angle is playing out.

[Kane Knight]

COURT'S IN SESSION!

OMG TAJIRI!

[AJHayes]

God, Micki James is both hot and talented. That was an enjoyable match. I'm impressed.

[St. Jimmy]

tajiri speaking *mark out*

[Azriel]

TAJIRI!

[Corkscrewed]

lmao @ translation

[Kane Knight]

"I wish a Pregnant Rhinocerous shoved it's mighty horn up Eric's anal crevice."

[AJHayes]

BEESCHOFFF

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Hahahaha, Tajiri is gold.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ Greatest court show ever

[Kane Knight]

Tajiri v HHH? That's new. ;)

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, if Masters put Taijiri in the Lock, I would of LMAO

[Corkscrewed]

AHAHAHAH! Masters as enforcer! That was his most entertaining yet!

BTW, I missed who Tajiri's facing. Who was it?

[Shadow]

LOL!

I loved Tajiri's reaction to that statement.

[Kane Knight]

"SHE WAS A WITNESS WHEN...DAVID KILLED GOLIATH!

[Corkscrewed]

'k, nvm, HHH.

[Corkscrewed]

I was waiting for Masters to lock it in as well, LC. :lol:

[Xero]

His name starts, contains, and ends with "H".

[St. Jimmy]

i love the botched RKO in the Hell In A Call promo.

*Edit* nevermind, every RKO is botched....

[Corkscrewed]

alright, I'm out. Time to cook dinner. Raw hasn't been half bad. Lets hope this continues. :y:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Hell yes, Seattle is whipping that ass. 14 - 0.

[Joey Slugs]

Mae hittin' the ol' bottle in court. :lol:

[Kane Knight]

His name starts, contains, and ends with "H".

Hannah?

[Loose Cannon]

Masters has really grown on me. Like everything is so blown out of proportion with him. (His finisher, his speech, his reactions) that I just die laughing everytime.

[Azriel]

Mae getting drunk :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Oh, Horatio Herbert Havana.

[Shadow]

"SHE WAS A WITNESS WHEN...DAVID KILLED GOLIATH!

And when the Romans nailed Christ.

[Azriel]

HHH needs his annual jobber feeding time

[Kane Knight]

"Eric Bischoff has no penis!"

[Xero]

LOL!

[Avenger]

NO!!!

[Loose Cannon]

:rofl:

[Kane Knight]

And when the Romans nailed Christ.

Bullshit. Christ was nailed by the Easter Bunny

[Avenger]

just,

NNOOO!!

[Xero]

OH MY GOD! :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

whatthefuck!? ewww.

[Kane Knight]

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

ROFL, gold.

[Vazz]

Holy crap I just threw up in my mouth and laughed at the same time.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ MASTERS

[Kane Knight]

"this is higly irregular."

[Kane Knight]

LOL! DQ the witness!

[Avenger]

LOL!

[Xero]

*SNAP*

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, that was weird.

[Kane Knight]

Bailiff, if you would please remove yourself.

[Schoenauer]

DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

LOL WHAT was that?

[Kane Knight]

w00t! Shelton!

[Joey Slugs]

:lol: @ Master's perjury

[Shadow]

Masters committed perjury!

I love it!

And not as much as I enjoyed Shelton's face when Shawn came up behind him. Like "oh shit...who's that?"

[Avenger]

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooooooo!!

[Kane Knight]

HBK with the inspiration.

[Loose Cannon]

Oh please god let Benjamin turn

[Kane Knight]

SHOW HIM THE POWER OF CHRIST!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

White Guy (HBK) + Black Guy (Benjamin) + South Carolina = RACISM'D.

[Kane Knight]

KICK HIS ASS, SHELTON DAVE!

[Avenger]

I have a feeling this match will be really great.

[St. Jimmy]

a push for shelton? =D

[Kane Knight]

White Guy (HBK) + Black Guy (Benjamin) + South Carolina = RACISM'D.

KKK'D!

[Avenger]

Cutting Edge is next.

Or is it?

[Shadow]

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

So did I...at the thought of the Cutting Edge.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Cutting Edge = :love: :love: :love:

[Joey Slugs]

Lance Cade = 1990's Double J Re-Mixed

[UmbrellaCorporation]

KKK'D!

Anytime someone is KKK'd, the world becomes a better place.

[Azriel]

Cade/Chavo?

[Joey Slugs]

HBK/Shelton promo was gold.

[Shadow]

Lance Cade = 1990's Double J Re-Mixed

...wait what?