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loopydate
12-24-2005, 04:38 PM
It's the Best Of SmackDown 2005. So these had better be the best SmackDown captions of 2005. 'Cause if they're not... *Shakes fist angrily*

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Kane Knight
12-24-2005, 10:09 PM
What we got for Christmas:

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To: Triple H, one Ben Gay suppository.
From: Dancing Dace. Who's the fag now?


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Batista: I can't believe how low I've sunk!
Ref: You're the champion.
Dave: of Smackdown.


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/30.jpg

*pounding against the glass ceiling*

"Trips! Let me back in! I'm sorry!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/28.jpg

Nobody expected Jesus to return by spaceship.


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/54.jpg

"Yeah, I'm shocked I'm on TV too!"


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/24.jpg

Gatorade's brand new "Glass" flavor...Is it in you?


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The Boogeyman couldn't believe Teddy Long was starting a rap group.


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"That's right, Simon...Your worst enemy...BEN AND JERRY'S!"

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"He says they taste like chicken..."


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This affair was bound to be discovered eventually...


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Stevie Richards has horrible aim.


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Booker never did listen to his drill seargant.




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"HODOWN!"


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Apparently, this lock's code is 619...

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Cirque du Soleil: Retardiment!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/14.jpg

Oh yeah...When BIG SHOW and KANE are getting the best of you, your push is over.


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Seconds before the FBI broke down Kane's door...


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The first time you attempt a midair 69 is usually the hardest.

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Undertaker: Remind me why I'm doing this.
Orton: We had to choose a match type I could win.
Undertaker: But a Hardcore pillowfight?


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"There's gold in them thar hills!"


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"It's a great trick, but I can only do it once."


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"...My Human Torch impression!"


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In a surprising twist, Orton pledges allegience to the KKK.


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While Rey tries out for the lead role in "Home Alone 6," Eddie walks away with a brand new Rolex...


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/35.jpg

"You want the title, esse? How low are you willing to go...?"


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/37.jpg

If you think this is bad, you should see what he had to kiss to GET the belt.


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"Alright, you win! Carlos Mencia IS funny!"


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Eddie: ...Say...How'd Rhino get out here?


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"Holy shit, esse, it's the Power Rangers!"


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"Daddy, why am I as tall as you?"


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"You see that, Dominic? God is on my side!"


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"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg..."


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"We now present to you, the Chris Masters award for pointless moments!"


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JBL: Is that?
OJ: Yeah, would couldn't find a cpicture with your pants on.

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Of all the times to notice your fly's low.


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A flustered JBL is forced to block the glare.


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Just assume I made a fart joke here. I don't have the energy.


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JBL: Just...Say it...
Big Show: I hear that Shaft is one bad mutha...
Angle: Shut Yo Mouf!


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Bad luck hit as Booker's bootlaces got caught in Angle's Trachea Tube.


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That Jack Nicholson does a SWEET Crippler Crossface.


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Benoit: PUSH!


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"EDDIE!"


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In that moment, Benoit realised. He was never even looking at a Heavyweight title again.

FourFifty
12-25-2005, 03:34 AM
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Taker: Holy crap! I'm on fire!
Randy: Don't worry, all you have to do is stop, drop, and roll.
Taker: You fucking moron! I'm on fire! I don't have time to smoke out with Shadow!

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<b>Masters:</b> Look out Rey! Hot lava!
<b>Rey:</b> I better get out of the way then!
<b>Masters:</b> Works every time :lol:
<b>Rey:</b> Aren't you forgetting about the lava?
<b>Masters:</b> AHHHHH!!!! THIS HURTS WORSE THAN THE TIME I GOT TESTED FOR STDS AT THE FREE CLINIC!!!!!
<b>Rey:</b> :wtf: :lol:

Gone Mad
12-25-2005, 01:59 PM
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I'M THE GREAT GAMBI AND I'M COMIN' TO GET YA, PEE WEE!!

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This picture is a sign Boogey needs a new shampoo.

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BM: Hey, Long, ask me what time it is?

Long: WILL YOU STOP THAT?! **smacks clock away**

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Unfortunately, it was chimichanga night as the Benoit house.

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SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA

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Show: HOW'S MY LIL' BABY? ARE YOU GETTIN' BIG NOW, AIN'T YOU? AIN'T Y--

Mysterio: I'M A MAN, GOSHDARNIT!!

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kANE: Must.. find... CREME... FILLING!

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Randy adds another name to his list: David Copperfield.

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JBL: YOU WILL WATCH THIS CONWAY MATCH MARATHON AND LIKE IT!

Angle: NOOOO!!!

--happy holidays, ya bastards!--

Xero
12-25-2005, 02:32 PM
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Eddie: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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Rey: I'm his dadd-

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Eddie: I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!

JH
12-25-2005, 03:49 PM
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Big Show: Kiss me you fool

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For some reason Legend Burner just does'nt click like Legend Killer

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JBL sings his favorite song......BABY WATCH THEM DROP BABY BABY BABY WATCH THEM DROP STAND BACK

Xero
12-25-2005, 09:21 PM
On the next MythBusters...

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Can Jamie survive being chopped up...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/03.jpg
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And being lit on fire?

Also...

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The human catapult!

Kane Knight
12-25-2005, 09:27 PM
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"To Chis Benoit...IOU one title...Eddie..."

"PS...I lied?"

Kane Knight
12-25-2005, 09:31 PM
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Lifesize Rey Mysterio doll (13")--14.95

Xero
12-25-2005, 09:33 PM
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JR: THAT'S THRee three three three...

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JR: ORLANDO TAPPED Tapped tapped tapped...

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JR: CHRIS BENOIT IS THE US CHAMPION CHampion champion champion...

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JR: WHAT AN OPENING MA-WAKE UP HUNTER Hunter hunter hunter...

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Triple H: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! OH... Oh my God... DAVE! IS THAT YOU!?

Batista: Yeah...

Triple H: I had the most horrible dream... I dreamed that had I won a title and was stuck on the midcard for the rest of my career!

Loose Cannon
12-25-2005, 09:36 PM
ROFL @ Orton and the KKK

FourFifty
12-26-2005, 02:41 AM
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*A few months ago*
Vince: Okay, I'll give you a damn contract, but if you say "Kenendy" one more time, I swear to god...
Marty: Yes sir, just tell me where to sign.
Vince: I'm glad we were able to talk that out... Right there on the line. *Marty signs the line* You are now in OVW, and you'll go on SmackDown.
Marty: ...Kennedy
Vince: :foc:

Skippord
12-26-2005, 05:30 AM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/16.jpg

Cubans:ELIAN

JH
12-26-2005, 03:26 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/16.jpg

Cubans:ELIAN


LMAO

loopydate
12-26-2005, 05:08 PM
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Why they stopped mid-match to sing "Hooked On A Feeling" is anyone's guess.

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Belty: Master of Psychological Warfare

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NO ONE saw the Doctor Octopus run-in coming.

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After her release from WWE, Head really let herself go.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1526722/24.jpg

...gesundheit.

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The truth was out: Sharmell had a drinking problem.

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Feeling really unmotivated right now. Maybe I'll do more later.