View Full Version : SmackDown! Captions (December 23, 2005)
loopydate
12-24-2005, 04:38 PM
It's the Best Of SmackDown 2005. So these had better be the best SmackDown captions of 2005. 'Cause if they're not... *Shakes fist angrily*
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Kane Knight
12-24-2005, 10:09 PM
What we got for Christmas:
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To: Triple H, one Ben Gay suppository.
From: Dancing Dace. Who's the fag now?
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Batista: I can't believe how low I've sunk!
Ref: You're the champion.
Dave: of Smackdown.
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*pounding against the glass ceiling*
"Trips! Let me back in! I'm sorry!"
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Nobody expected Jesus to return by spaceship.
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"Yeah, I'm shocked I'm on TV too!"
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Gatorade's brand new "Glass" flavor...Is it in you?
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The Boogeyman couldn't believe Teddy Long was starting a rap group.
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"That's right, Simon...Your worst enemy...BEN AND JERRY'S!"
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"He says they taste like chicken..."
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This affair was bound to be discovered eventually...
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Stevie Richards has horrible aim.
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Booker never did listen to his drill seargant.
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"HODOWN!"
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Apparently, this lock's code is 619...
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Cirque du Soleil: Retardiment!
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Oh yeah...When BIG SHOW and KANE are getting the best of you, your push is over.
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Seconds before the FBI broke down Kane's door...
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The first time you attempt a midair 69 is usually the hardest.
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Undertaker: Remind me why I'm doing this.
Orton: We had to choose a match type I could win.
Undertaker: But a Hardcore pillowfight?
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"There's gold in them thar hills!"
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"It's a great trick, but I can only do it once."
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"...My Human Torch impression!"
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In a surprising twist, Orton pledges allegience to the KKK.
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While Rey tries out for the lead role in "Home Alone 6," Eddie walks away with a brand new Rolex...
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"You want the title, esse? How low are you willing to go...?"
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If you think this is bad, you should see what he had to kiss to GET the belt.
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"Alright, you win! Carlos Mencia IS funny!"
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Eddie: ...Say...How'd Rhino get out here?
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"Holy shit, esse, it's the Power Rangers!"
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"Daddy, why am I as tall as you?"
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"You see that, Dominic? God is on my side!"
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"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg..."
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"We now present to you, the Chris Masters award for pointless moments!"
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JBL: Is that?
OJ: Yeah, would couldn't find a cpicture with your pants on.
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Of all the times to notice your fly's low.
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A flustered JBL is forced to block the glare.
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Just assume I made a fart joke here. I don't have the energy.
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JBL: Just...Say it...
Big Show: I hear that Shaft is one bad mutha...
Angle: Shut Yo Mouf!
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Bad luck hit as Booker's bootlaces got caught in Angle's Trachea Tube.
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That Jack Nicholson does a SWEET Crippler Crossface.
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Benoit: PUSH!
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"EDDIE!"
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In that moment, Benoit realised. He was never even looking at a Heavyweight title again.
FourFifty
12-25-2005, 03:34 AM
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Taker: Holy crap! I'm on fire!
Randy: Don't worry, all you have to do is stop, drop, and roll.
Taker: You fucking moron! I'm on fire! I don't have time to smoke out with Shadow!
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<b>Masters:</b> Look out Rey! Hot lava!
<b>Rey:</b> I better get out of the way then!
<b>Masters:</b> Works every time :lol:
<b>Rey:</b> Aren't you forgetting about the lava?
<b>Masters:</b> AHHHHH!!!! THIS HURTS WORSE THAN THE TIME I GOT TESTED FOR STDS AT THE FREE CLINIC!!!!!
<b>Rey:</b> :wtf: :lol:
Gone Mad
12-25-2005, 01:59 PM
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I'M THE GREAT GAMBI AND I'M COMIN' TO GET YA, PEE WEE!!
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This picture is a sign Boogey needs a new shampoo.
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BM: Hey, Long, ask me what time it is?
Long: WILL YOU STOP THAT?! **smacks clock away**
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Unfortunately, it was chimichanga night as the Benoit house.
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SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA
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Show: HOW'S MY LIL' BABY? ARE YOU GETTIN' BIG NOW, AIN'T YOU? AIN'T Y--
Mysterio: I'M A MAN, GOSHDARNIT!!
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kANE: Must.. find... CREME... FILLING!
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Randy adds another name to his list: David Copperfield.
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JBL: YOU WILL WATCH THIS CONWAY MATCH MARATHON AND LIKE IT!
Angle: NOOOO!!!
--happy holidays, ya bastards!--
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Eddie: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Rey: I'm his dadd-
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Eddie: I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!
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Big Show: Kiss me you fool
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For some reason Legend Burner just does'nt click like Legend Killer
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JBL sings his favorite song......BABY WATCH THEM DROP BABY BABY BABY WATCH THEM DROP STAND BACK
On the next MythBusters...
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Can Jamie survive being chopped up...
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And being lit on fire?
Also...
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The human catapult!
Kane Knight
12-25-2005, 09:27 PM
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"To Chis Benoit...IOU one title...Eddie..."
"PS...I lied?"
Kane Knight
12-25-2005, 09:31 PM
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Lifesize Rey Mysterio doll (13")--14.95
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JR: THAT'S THRee three three three...
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JR: ORLANDO TAPPED Tapped tapped tapped...
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JR: CHRIS BENOIT IS THE US CHAMPION CHampion champion champion...
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JR: WHAT AN OPENING MA-WAKE UP HUNTER Hunter hunter hunter...
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Triple H: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! OH... Oh my God... DAVE! IS THAT YOU!?
Batista: Yeah...
Triple H: I had the most horrible dream... I dreamed that had I won a title and was stuck on the midcard for the rest of my career!
Loose Cannon
12-25-2005, 09:36 PM
ROFL @ Orton and the KKK
FourFifty
12-26-2005, 02:41 AM
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*A few months ago*
Vince: Okay, I'll give you a damn contract, but if you say "Kenendy" one more time, I swear to god...
Marty: Yes sir, just tell me where to sign.
Vince: I'm glad we were able to talk that out... Right there on the line. *Marty signs the line* You are now in OVW, and you'll go on SmackDown.
Marty: ...Kennedy
Vince: :foc:
Skippord
12-26-2005, 05:30 AM
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Cubans:ELIAN
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Cubans:ELIAN
LMAO
loopydate
12-26-2005, 05:08 PM
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Why they stopped mid-match to sing "Hooked On A Feeling" is anyone's guess.
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Belty: Master of Psychological Warfare
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NO ONE saw the Doctor Octopus run-in coming.
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After her release from WWE, Head really let herself go.
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...gesundheit.
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The truth was out: Sharmell had a drinking problem.
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Feeling really unmotivated right now. Maybe I'll do more later.
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