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Old 12-24-2005, 05:38 PM   #1
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SmackDown! Captions (December 23, 2005)
It's the Best Of SmackDown 2005. So these had better be the best SmackDown captions of 2005. 'Cause if they're not... *Shakes fist angrily*























































































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*Waves to CANADIAN*

Sadly, the old days are gone, my friend.

*Sews Shaggy's head back on*

This is what we're dealing with now.
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Old 12-24-2005, 11:09 PM   #2
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What we got for Christmas:



To: Triple H, one Ben Gay suppository.
From: Dancing Dace. Who's the fag now?




Batista: I can't believe how low I've sunk!
Ref: You're the champion.
Dave: of Smackdown.




*pounding against the glass ceiling*

"Trips! Let me back in! I'm sorry!"



Nobody expected Jesus to return by spaceship.




"Yeah, I'm shocked I'm on TV too!"




Gatorade's brand new "Glass" flavor...Is it in you?




The Boogeyman couldn't believe Teddy Long was starting a rap group.




"That's right, Simon...Your worst enemy...BEN AND JERRY'S!"



"He says they taste like chicken..."




This affair was bound to be discovered eventually...




Stevie Richards has horrible aim.




Booker never did listen to his drill seargant.






"HODOWN!"




Apparently, this lock's code is 619...



Cirque du Soleil: Retardiment!



Oh yeah...When BIG SHOW and KANE are getting the best of you, your push is over.




Seconds before the FBI broke down Kane's door...




The first time you attempt a midair 69 is usually the hardest.



Undertaker: Remind me why I'm doing this.
Orton: We had to choose a match type I could win.
Undertaker: But a Hardcore pillowfight?




"There's gold in them thar hills!"




"It's a great trick, but I can only do it once."




"...My Human Torch impression!"




In a surprising twist, Orton pledges allegience to the KKK.




While Rey tries out for the lead role in "Home Alone 6," Eddie walks away with a brand new Rolex...




"You want the title, esse? How low are you willing to go...?"




If you think this is bad, you should see what he had to kiss to GET the belt.




"Alright, you win! Carlos Mencia IS funny!"




Eddie: ...Say...How'd Rhino get out here?




"Holy shit, esse, it's the Power Rangers!"




"Daddy, why am I as tall as you?"




"You see that, Dominic? God is on my side!"




"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg..."




"We now present to you, the Chris Masters award for pointless moments!"




JBL: Is that?
OJ: Yeah, would couldn't find a cpicture with your pants on.



Of all the times to notice your fly's low.




A flustered JBL is forced to block the glare.




Just assume I made a fart joke here. I don't have the energy.




JBL: Just...Say it...
Big Show: I hear that Shaft is one bad mutha...
Angle: Shut Yo Mouf!




Bad luck hit as Booker's bootlaces got caught in Angle's Trachea Tube.




That Jack Nicholson does a SWEET Crippler Crossface.




Benoit: PUSH!




"EDDIE!"




In that moment, Benoit realised. He was never even looking at a Heavyweight title again.
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Old 12-25-2005, 04:34 AM   #3
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Taker: Holy crap! I'm on fire!
Randy: Don't worry, all you have to do is stop, drop, and roll.
Taker: You fucking moron! I'm on fire! I don't have time to smoke out with Shadow!


Masters: Look out Rey! Hot lava!
Rey: I better get out of the way then!
Masters: Works every time
Rey: Aren't you forgetting about the lava?
Masters: AHHHHH!!!! THIS HURTS WORSE THAN THE TIME I GOT TESTED FOR STDS AT THE FREE CLINIC!!!!!
Rey:
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Old 12-25-2005, 02:59 PM   #4
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I'M THE GREAT GAMBI AND I'M COMIN' TO GET YA, PEE WEE!!


This picture is a sign Boogey needs a new shampoo.


BM: Hey, Long, ask me what time it is?

Long: WILL YOU STOP THAT?! **smacks clock away**


Unfortunately, it was chimichanga night as the Benoit house.


SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA


Show: HOW'S MY LIL' BABY? ARE YOU GETTIN' BIG NOW, AIN'T YOU? AIN'T Y--

Mysterio: I'M A MAN, GOSHDARNIT!!


kANE: Must.. find... CREME... FILLING!


Randy adds another name to his list: David Copperfield.


JBL: YOU WILL WATCH THIS CONWAY MATCH MARATHON AND LIKE IT!

Angle: NOOOO!!!

--happy holidays, ya bastards!--
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Old 12-25-2005, 03:32 PM   #5
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Eddie: Who is your daddy and what does he do?


Rey: I'm his dadd-


Eddie: I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!
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Old 12-25-2005, 04:49 PM   #6
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Big Show: Kiss me you fool


For some reason Legend Burner just does'nt click like Legend Killer


JBL sings his favorite song......BABY WATCH THEM DROP BABY BABY BABY WATCH THEM DROP STAND BACK
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Old 12-25-2005, 10:21 PM   #7
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On the next MythBusters...


Can Jamie survive being chopped up...



And being lit on fire?

Also...


The human catapult!
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Old 12-25-2005, 10:27 PM   #8
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"To Chis Benoit...IOU one title...Eddie..."

"PS...I lied?"
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Old 12-25-2005, 10:31 PM   #9
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Lifesize Rey Mysterio doll (13")--14.95
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Old 12-25-2005, 10:33 PM   #10
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JR: THAT'S THRee three three three...


JR: ORLANDO TAPPED Tapped tapped tapped...


JR: CHRIS BENOIT IS THE US CHAMPION CHampion champion champion...


JR: WHAT AN OPENING MA-WAKE UP HUNTER Hunter hunter hunter...


Triple H: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! OH... Oh my God... DAVE! IS THAT YOU!?

Batista: Yeah...

Triple H: I had the most horrible dream... I dreamed that had I won a title and was stuck on the midcard for the rest of my career!
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Old 12-25-2005, 10:36 PM   #11
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Old 12-26-2005, 03:41 AM   #12
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*A few months ago*
Vince: Okay, I'll give you a damn contract, but if you say "Kenendy" one more time, I swear to god...
Marty: Yes sir, just tell me where to sign.
Vince: I'm glad we were able to talk that out... Right there on the line. *Marty signs the line* You are now in OVW, and you'll go on SmackDown.
Marty: ...Kennedy
Vince: :foc:
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:30 AM   #13
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:08 PM   #15
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Why they stopped mid-match to sing "Hooked On A Feeling" is anyone's guess.



Belty: Master of Psychological Warfare



NO ONE saw the Doctor Octopus run-in coming.



After her release from WWE, Head really let herself go.



...gesundheit.



The truth was out: Sharmell had a drinking problem.

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