Fragmeneted into my spinal colum

[Pinnacle Charisma]

I know it is "entertainment" but are the hazards real.

[RP]

They can walk it off, but they get all dramatic about it and take year long breaks. Nothing a little Icy Hot couldnt handle.

[Skippord]

I tore my quadricep this morning and look at me I'm jumpin around

[Tornado]

I won the olympics with a broken freakin' neck.

[Kane Knight]

Fuck that shit. I won a Gold Medal while DEAD!

[Skippord]

Oh yeah I won every possible medal while Zombified

[Kane Knight]

Xombified doesn't count.

[Xero]

I won an ass kicking contest without kicking.... VERSUS AN OCTOPUS!

[Kane Knight]

Do they even have an ass? :?:

[Just John]

I jumped off a 20 foot ladder without landing.

[Xero]

Do they even have an ass? :?:
I won by default. :shifty:

[Xero]

I watched an entire CZW "Best of the Death Match" DVD and lived. I was hospitalized for about a week, but I made it.

[Just John]

Now thats extreme

[Kane Knight]

I watched an entire CZW "Best of the Death Match" DVD and lived. I was hospitalized for about a week, but I made it.

Pfft. That's only coz you watched it with Sadistic.

[LK]

I watched an entire CZW "Best of the Death Match" DVD and lived. I was hospitalized for about a week, but I made it.
Number three company in the world, they are.

[Kane Knight]

I once walked through Harlem with nothing but an "I hate niggers" sandwhich board for clothing.

[Just John]

Diiieee Haaarrrd

[Kane Knight]

Diiieee Haaarrrd

Lies.

He had a 9 mil

[Just John]

Yeah but...





...um








You'll be hearing from my lawyers for racist abuse or something

[Kane Knight]

I have NEVER abused a racist!

Except VEL.

[Innovator]

Oh yeah, I ran for Governor of California and won. Then I had sex with a stripper, killed her, and buried her body.

[Marc the Smark]

are the turnbuckles made of chocolate?

[Just John]

yes

[James Steele]

BUT DON'T MISTAKE THAT CANVAS FOR CHEESE...BAH GAWD!

[94 SVT Cobra]

Pfft. That's only coz you watched it with Sadistic.

I know its not my place to say this but.....ouch.

[Xero]

Pfft. That's only coz you watched it with Sadistic.
:shifty: :wtf: :shifty:

[Xero]

I was fired by WWE and all I got was a lousy Triple H shirt.

[Disturbed316]

I beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

[Xero]

I met Lita but she botched it and didn't meet me.

[Skippord]

I got superkicked by Chris Adams and then I shot him

[Marc the Smark]

but how do they learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?

[Pinnacle Charisma]

but how do they learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?


The school of hard knocks

[Kane Knight]

I got fired by the WWE and all I got was a TNA midcard push.

[ddpBANG]

I got fired by the WWE and all I got was a TNA <s>midcard</s> main-event push.

[Blue Demon]

I had chicken soup for lunch........

[Blue Demon]

.....AND THEN I ATE THE BOWL!!!

[Skippord]

Then I ate YOU

[ddpBANG]

Ewww

[Skippord]

A bear ripped my arm off then I punched him and beat him with my own arm

[ddpBANG]

OH MY GOD! [/Joey Styles]

[FourFifty]

I drank milk the day AFTER it expired. Now THAT'S EXTRME!!!

[Skippord]

I drank milk strait from the cows utter

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident...

[FourFifty]

I said supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

I was in a huge plane wreck and everyone died except for me so I killed myself since that's the honorable thing to do.

[Skippord]

I shot your plane with a flaming arrow

[Just John]

I stabbed a man in the heart with a <s>trident</s> Spoon...

[Xero]

I drank milk strait from the cows utter
I drank milk straight from a 3-day dead cow!

[Skippord]

I sucked semen from a hose behind 7-11

[94 SVT Cobra]

I hooked a dead cow up to an IV and stuck it in my veins

[Kane Knight]

I sucked semen from a hose behind 7-11

Moonax! :love:

[TerranRich]

I've Hassan'd 15 threads... DAMN NEAR BROKE MY NECK! BUT I STILL GOT UP!!!

[Lux]

i raped an old lady at wrestlemania 20 and then got into the hall of fame.............

[Xero]

I called Ric Flair a mark.

[Just John]

I called Ric Flair a mark.

I'd love to do that

[FourFifty]

I've watched Fraggle Rock while drunk! You tell me that's not XTEMEISTLY AWESOME!!!!!

[Kane Knight]

Oh yeah? I hade debates with Confused over felching with a Fraggle.

[Innovator]

I stabbed Sadistic in NY with a rusty fork, and got away with it.

I also digitally inserted Jabba the Hutt into the new Star Wars movies!

[BigChris]

I got my balls torn off by some nail clips.

[Skippord]

I tore some guys balls off

[FourFifty]

I screwed Bret

[TerranRich]

Whoever you do, whatever you are, PLEASE, don't type this at home!

[Nowhere Man]

I broke the sound barrier in a golf cart.

[My Final Heaven]

When I get into a fistfight, it sounds like a rabid dog strangling a grizzly bear.

[Xero]

I went to a party with Mark Copani and got Hassan'd.

[Kane Knight]

I screwed Bret

I screwed Lita. And if that ain't taking your dick into your own hands...

...Wait. That sounds bad.

[Skippord]

I challenged HHH to a Hell in a Cell match






























And won

[Impact!]

:eek:

[Skippord]

And then he fired me and I went to TNA and taught AJ Styles ring Psychology

[Impact!]

Now your just lying

[TerranRich]

Skippord, you failure, you.

[Kane Knight]

I stole Jeff Hardy's face paint.

He then used common house paint, but stil.l. IT WAS TEH XTREAM

[Xero]

I'm slated to beat Triple H in his retirement match at WrestleMania 41.

[Kane Knight]

I'm slated to beat Triple H in his retirement match at WrestleMania 41.

Unfortunately, its's winner retires.

[Just John]

I stole Jeff Hardy's face paint.

He then used common house paint, but stil.l. IT WAS TEH XTREAM

I use that stuff, its UV paint from a company called wildfire, I use it around the eyes as well but not on my forehead, and I wear it in the streets, not wrestling arenas.

[Kapoutman]

I raped a hobo living in a cardboard box... and it wasn't even itching the next day.

[Kane Knight]

I use that stuff, its UV paint from a company called wildfire, I use it around the eyes as well but not on my forehead, and I wear it in the streets, not wrestling arenas.

I thought you said you WEREN'T gay.

[Chuck Jones]

I once asked Brock Lesnar if he was the guy Jim Ross was calling the best on the internet.

[NoRoolz]

I once tried to win a debate against Kane Knight.

[Kane Knight]

I once tried to win a debate against Kane Knight.

And I let you live? Shit, I'm getting soft.

[FourFifty]

I just bit my tounge... oh, the risks of chewing gum!

[Lux]

I took on Nervous Ferret and lived to tell the tale.........

[McLegend]

I read every post in this thread

[Skippord]

I started this entire chain

[FourFifty]

I ate a fraggle.

[Skippord]

I killed a homeless man and fed him to a fraggle

[FourFifty]

Are you saying I ate a homeless man, vicariously speaking?

[Skippord]

Yes

[NoRoolz]

And I let you live? Shit, I'm getting soft.

After breaking both of my legs, then proceeding to turn me over and inserting Kane Knight JR into my rear AGAINST MY PERMISSION! (you coulda just asked, man) yes, you let me live.

[NoRoolz]

'Shit, I'm getting soft' is what you were screaming towards the end of the attack.

[TerranRich]

Kane Knight screams that he's getting soft every time he and I get it on.

AND NO I'M NOT GAY!

[Kane Knight]

Well, if YOU had to stare at your backend, you'd get soft too.

[Evolution]

I watch The Hoobs on a regular basis! Snoogins!