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Fragmeneted into my spinal colum
I know it is "entertainment" but are the hazards real.
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King of Love and Piss
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They can walk it off, but they get all dramatic about it and take year long breaks. Nothing a little Icy Hot couldnt handle.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I tore my quadricep this morning and look at me I'm jumpin around
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Tedious Inevitability
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I won the olympics with a broken freakin' neck.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Fuck that shit. I won a Gold Medal while DEAD!
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Oh yeah I won every possible medal while Zombified
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Xombified doesn't count.
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#8 |
He's Here
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I won an ass kicking contest without kicking.... VERSUS AN OCTOPUS!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Do they even have an ass?
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#10 |
Kiss the blade
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I jumped off a 20 foot ladder without landing.
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He's Here
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He's Here
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I watched an entire CZW "Best of the Death Match" DVD and lived. I was hospitalized for about a week, but I made it.
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#13 |
Kiss the blade
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Now thats extreme
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Bent his wookie
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He's Here
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It's Clobbering Time!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I once walked through Harlem with nothing but an "I hate niggers" sandwhich board for clothing.
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#19 |
Kiss the blade
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Diiieee Haaarrrd
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He had a 9 mil |
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#21 |
Kiss the blade
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Yeah but...
...um You'll be hearing from my lawyers for racist abuse or something |
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#22 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I have NEVER abused a racist!
Except VEL. |
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Inno Knows.
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Oh yeah, I ran for Governor of California and won. Then I had sex with a stripper, killed her, and buried her body.
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are the turnbuckles made of chocolate?
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#25 |
Kiss the blade
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yes
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#26 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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BUT DON'T MISTAKE THAT CANVAS FOR CHEESE...BAH GAWD!
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He's Here
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I was fired by WWE and all I got was a lousy Triple H shirt.
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I beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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#29 |
He's Here
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I met Lita but she botched it and didn't meet me.
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#30 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I got superkicked by Chris Adams and then I shot him
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but how do they learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?
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The school of hard knocks |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I got fired by the WWE and all I got was a TNA midcard push.
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90% spam
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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I had chicken soup for lunch........
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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.....AND THEN I ATE THE BOWL!!!
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#37 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Then I ate YOU
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#38 |
90% spam
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Ewww
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#39 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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A bear ripped my arm off then I punched him and beat him with my own arm
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#40 |
90% spam
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OH MY GOD! [/Joey Styles]
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