Fragmeneted into my spinal colum
 

I know it is "entertainment" but are the hazards real.

They can walk it off, but they get all dramatic about it and take year long breaks. Nothing a little Icy Hot couldnt handle.

I tore my quadricep this morning and look at me I'm jumpin around

Fuck that shit. I won a Gold Medal while DEAD!

Oh yeah I won every possible medal while Zombified

Xombified doesn't count.

I won an ass kicking contest without kicking.... VERSUS AN OCTOPUS!

Do they even have an ass? :?:

I jumped off a 20 foot ladder without landing.

I won by default. :shifty:

I watched an entire CZW "Best of the Death Match" DVD and lived. I was hospitalized for about a week, but I made it.

Now thats extreme

Pfft. That's only coz you watched it with Sadistic.

Number three company in the world, they are.

I once walked through Harlem with nothing but an "I hate niggers" sandwhich board for clothing.

Diiieee Haaarrrd

Lies.

He had a 9 mil

Yeah but...





...um








You'll be hearing from my lawyers for racist abuse or something

I have NEVER abused a racist!

Except VEL.

Oh yeah, I ran for Governor of California and won. Then I had sex with a stripper, killed her, and buried her body.

are the turnbuckles made of chocolate?

yes

BUT DON'T MISTAKE THAT CANVAS FOR CHEESE...BAH GAWD!

I know its not my place to say this but.....ouch.

:shifty: :wtf: :shifty:

I was fired by WWE and all I got was a lousy Triple H shirt.

I beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

I met Lita but she botched it and didn't meet me.

I got superkicked by Chris Adams and then I shot him

but how do they learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?

The school of hard knocks

I got fired by the WWE and all I got was a TNA midcard push.

I had chicken soup for lunch........

.....AND THEN I ATE THE BOWL!!!

Then I ate YOU

Ewww

A bear ripped my arm off then I punched him and beat him with my own arm

OH MY GOD! [/Joey Styles]