New Years Revolution 2006 Captions

[Drakul]

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[Corkscrewed]

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MAMA: Bitch you give me back my CHUNK SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!


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VIS: Um... you coming down anytime soon?
SHELTON: I dunno... somehow I got stuck IN the glass ceiling!!


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In an ironic twist, it was Viscera and Big Show who were held down and breaded with the Colonel's secret herbs and spices before being fried.


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In ripping off Viscera's mohawk with ferocity, Mama Benjamin also played upon her role as part time hair fashion advisor.


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Worst. "Con Te Partiro." Ever.


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HHH: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare Thumb War...


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SHOW: Owie owie owie! Okay, Hunter, you are the best Thumb Wars player in the business!!!


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SHOW: That's not a BINFORD TOOL!!!!


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HHH: Ah crap, you're right. Cheap quality... must have been made in China.


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Not even HHH was prepared for the impact when Big Show finally fell down.


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Ashley was perfect with the 'Y.' Too bad the other divas botched the 'MCA.'http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrevolution/photos/17.jpg


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The new Retarded Sneering Riverdance was a huge hit with the fans.

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Ah Torrie... the only Diva who could wrestle AND answer the phone at the same time.


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REF: What are you doing???
MICKIE: Just making sure she doesn't have worms either...


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BOBBY LASHLEY: (backstage) Heh heh heh... I can hook me some woman too! Hur hur!


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MAE YOUNG: Clockwise!!!! *whirrrrr whirrrr whirrr whirrr* Counter-clockwise!!! *whirrrrr whirrrr whirrr whirrr*
MALE POPULATION: For the love of God please stop!!!!


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The presence of Lita was sure to guarantee that the group Kurt Angle pose would be botched... and sure enough, the pyros failed to go off.


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KURT: Oh my gosh, look! It's former WWE wrestler Chainz!!!
HBK: I! Don't! Think! It's! The! Same! One!


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Zombie Masters strikes again as he takes a chunk out of Cena's ribs in the middle of the powerslam. Ironically enough, the fans STILL cheer.


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CARLITO: I knew there was a reason momma told me to never grow out my hair!


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Carlito and Cena were both floored by how Kurt Angle could lift HBK up in that position and STILL limbo like no other!

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At that moment, Edge realized Lita never did remove that cucumber she'd stuck up there last night.

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At that moment, Steven Richards inserted another...

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Edge tried to save Cena from being shot, but the presence of a second and third sniper proved to be too much.

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MICKIE JAMES: Ohmagawd I left the oven on AGAIN!!!

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Trish demonstrates her skills by playing the "Tooting Mickie."

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"I. Am. Goddess."

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Trish Stratus was the undeniable master of the neck-area Charlie Horse.

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MICKIE JAMES: Please kiss me like a homosexual! I'm quite gay!

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Despite the makeup, Daivari was unable to escape from Jerry Lawler's vindictive fury.

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You know you're old when a wrestler tries to dropkick you... and just sticks to the flabby skin.

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This was definitely the most battering ride of Space Mountain ever.

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"Invisible hang glider... AWAY!"

[Lock Jaw]

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Big Show looks down upon the quality of HHH's sledgehammer.

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They break right when you touch them.

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HHH: Oh my! A beached whale! ..... I WILL DESTROY YOU!!

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OBLONG'D!

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HHH: And then you put a chain between them and.... sledgehammerchucks, yo!

[Hired Hitman]

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Trish: Go ahead... Touch them.

[PorkSoda]

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More proof that Hollywood is running out of ideas for the next Mission Impossible.....

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Another reason why the WWE employee's really need wrestling lessons.

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loopy needs to entertain us.

[Xero]

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Triple H channels the powers of Mr. Fuji.

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Triple H: Mmm... That's right. Now open your legs. YEAH! YEAH!

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Brock'd.

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Edge: Is that Hu-
Lita: Yeah...
Edge: And does he have a sled-
Lita: Yeah...
Edge: And Should we ru-
Lita: Yeah...

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Edge: DADDY!

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Vis: Whatchu talkin' bout, woman?

[Vastardikai]

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Sexual Chocolate, 2.0 has found his Mae Young, 2.0. Shelton isn't happy.

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Shelton: This was the clothesline I did at Wrestlemania 21.

Ref: How did he do that WITHOUT a Ladder?!?

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Mama: Homey Don't Play Dat!

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Cameraman: *offscreen* Now, Roar like a lion! Yeah! Make love to the camera, baby.

Shelton: For some reason, jobbing doesn't seem so bad, now...

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Hunter: Show, don't think so hard, I can see smoke...

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Hunter eagerly opens his Belated Christmas Present, only to find out what the Show predicts what Stephanie will give birth to.

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Show applies a Rear Naked Choke on Stevie Richards.

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Show: OOOOOH! A lollypop!

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Hunter: how many times have I told you: You're carpentry skills SUCK!

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Hunter: Dude, not on my chair!

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A fan shows a video screen of a Night in Chyna to Hunter, and he HAS to react.

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Ass-ley attempts to break the record. She's up at the invisible Chinup Bar, now.

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King: Puppies!

Coach: What do you call that move?

Styles: OH MY GOD! The Mid-air Muff Dive!

King: Puppies!

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Nobody knew why Candice was dooing the Boot Scootin Boogie in the ring, by herself...

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Torrie tries her hand at Maria surfing.

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Zombie Ref: Brains.... Brains... Wait a minute, I am not gonna find brains here... Boobs... Boobs...

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Vastardikai: I was gonna make a Stevie Richards doing a Styles Clash joke, but I've already got one Stevie Richards joke, so I'll just replace Stevie Richards with a NON-retarded CZW fan. Cool with ya'll?

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Moolah: Mae, don't. Most of these fans have just eaten...

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The man who could make his words reality must have been in the shower with a hot chick and didn't want to be seen as a perv...

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The referee announces how many people are actually mad that Cena lost the title...

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Lita: I made the "New Years Revolution" banner We're standing in front of, what do you think?

Edge: only you, Lita... Only you...

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A few minutes later, a small tornado rolls after the running crowd.

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Master's combination Powerslam/Burrito Fart has DEVASTATING effects.

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Annie: It's a Hard Knock Life, for us! It's a Hard Knock Life for us!
'stead of Kisses, we get Kicked
'Stead of Kisses, we get Whipped!

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Shawn: Kurt, could you give me a hand?

Kurt: Sure thing, I don't want see Cena meat-gazing Carlito, either?

Carlito: Huh? What's going on?

Cena: mmmm... I wonder if he has ANOTHER AFRO...

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Edge: Could you, please?

Ref: You know I can't do that.

Cena: I'm Happy! Happy!

Ref: Ok, just this once.

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Edge: This is the face I make when I do this...

*makes face and moves his hand in a rhythmic stroking motion.*

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Edge: I broke mah shoe!

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Edge: I wish I had a Spiny belt!

*someone slips it into his hand*

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Edge saves Cena from the zombie.

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Mickie: I can hear the ocean!

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Cameraman: Dammit I got the wrong angle!

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Trish does a touching tribute to Christian Cage.

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Mickie: Can I rest my head on your boob?

Trish: Sure, anything for my fans...

Mickie: Yaaaay!

Trish: Why me?

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Trish: I was gonna have a T on my shirt, like how Laverne had an L, but I never COULD write a Lower case "T"

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Ref: poor Gregory. Well, at least he isn't a superhero, anymore...

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The ref sees his new limbo pole challenge...

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Edge: Check out my P.N. News impression, DAMMIT!

Ref: That's quite enough, Edge...

Edge: NOT UNTIL HE SEES MY P.N. NEWS IMPRESSION!!!! Yo-Baby-Yo-Baby-Yo!

Flair: *to himself* At least I'm not jobbing to Eric Bischoff...

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*Ding Ding Ding*

Edge: Yeah!

Vastardikai: Yes, I did make a reference to the WCW Game for Nintendo. Get over it!

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Mama: Lemme in! Lemme in!
Shelton: Mama, don't leave me!

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SHELTON'S MAMA: I appear to be stuck...

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Vis burps...WITH AUTHORITY!

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Cruelest foreign object ever: The Dirty Diaper

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MAMA: Shelton, you didn't tell me yo friend Stevie was a dentist!

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HHH: ANTHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

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SHOW: EWWWWWW! Get it off! Get it off!

HHH: I told you not to screw with Shelton's mama.

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HHH: Oh, Altar of Helmsley please acc-- Oh, wait.

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SHOW: Nice. Y'know, if I had a hammer like that, I'd hammer in the mornin'.

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HHH: Stop crying or you won't get your black belt!

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The jury had no choice but to consider it a "crime of passion." After all, Hunter had walked in on Big Show and Katie Vick.

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HHH: Wow. That was gay even for me!

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NYR came to a halt when a drunken Fergie stumbled out onto the stage to perform a slurred rendition of "Don't Phunk With My Heart."

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Okay, whose brilliant idea was it to have Lita teach Maria the Heartpunch?

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CANDICE: Dancin' away my hunger pangs. Movin' my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacriligeous way.

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Maria was supposed to sell Torrie's legdrop, but nobody told her they'd be selling popcorn at the arena!

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Maria "Pulls Your Pants Down While You Waltz" Kanellis strikes again.

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Who knew Stevie could do a Canadian Destroyer?

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MAE: Man, that box was cramped.

MOOLAH: Uh... That was your coffin. You've been dead for about five years.

MAE: Who wants to see my puppies?

MOOLAH: :nono:

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STYLES: What's keeping those tassles on?

SIDESHOW MEL: The collective will of every man in this room!

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LITA: Congrats on winning the title, sweetie, but there's something about this gimmick that's bothering me.

EDGE: Yeah?

LITA: Yeah. If you're the "Rated R Superstar," why don't you wear a schoolgirl outfit and recite made-up monologues from TV movies?

EDGE: :nono:

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It wasn't until they got backstage that they realized Lita had borrowed Rhino's Q-Tips.

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Not entirely sure why Elijah Wood's "Sin City" character did a run-in, but somehow, it worked.

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MASTERS: I've got you.

CENA: You've got me? Who's got you?!?

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Sure, he'd managed to find a way to catch himself before he hit the bottom of the elevator shaft...but at what cost?

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CARLITO: Wow. Dat suplex is cool.

CENA: Gottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapee!

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EDGE: Don't you DARE pinch me!

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TRISH: Did you just hear that?

MICKIE: Hear what?

TRISH: I'unno. Sounded like the simultaneous lowering of millions of zippers.

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Might do more later.

[JH]

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HBK ducks just in time as Masters shoots his deadly Cena shit blaster

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Edge: Oh god i ate too much cheese

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Now Edge knows what Vince meant when he said if i give you the title your ass is mine

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Trish: I could do things to you that would make a pornstar blush
Mickie: Oh like what
Trish: Well it would involve cool whip,honey,strawberries and hot caramel
Every Male & Lesbian: I NEED ANOTHER CUP DAMMIT