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Old 01-10-2006, 02:14 AM   #1
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:20 AM   #2
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MAMA: Bitch you give me back my CHUNK SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!



VIS: Um... you coming down anytime soon?
SHELTON: I dunno... somehow I got stuck IN the glass ceiling!!



In an ironic twist, it was Viscera and Big Show who were held down and breaded with the Colonel's secret herbs and spices before being fried.




In ripping off Viscera's mohawk with ferocity, Mama Benjamin also played upon her role as part time hair fashion advisor.



Worst. "Con Te Partiro." Ever.



HHH: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare Thumb War...



SHOW: Owie owie owie! Okay, Hunter, you are the best Thumb Wars player in the business!!!



SHOW: That's not a BINFORD TOOL!!!!



HHH: Ah crap, you're right. Cheap quality... must have been made in China.



Not even HHH was prepared for the impact when Big Show finally fell down.



Ashley was perfect with the 'Y.' Too bad the other divas botched the 'MCA.'



The new Retarded Sneering Riverdance was a huge hit with the fans.


Ah Torrie... the only Diva who could wrestle AND answer the phone at the same time.



REF: What are you doing???
MICKIE: Just making sure she doesn't have worms either...



BOBBY LASHLEY: (backstage) Heh heh heh... I can hook me some woman too! Hur hur!



MAE YOUNG: Clockwise!!!! *whirrrrr whirrrr whirrr whirrr* Counter-clockwise!!! *whirrrrr whirrrr whirrr whirrr*
MALE POPULATION: For the love of God please stop!!!!



The presence of Lita was sure to guarantee that the group Kurt Angle pose would be botched... and sure enough, the pyros failed to go off.



KURT: Oh my gosh, look! It's former WWE wrestler Chainz!!!
HBK: I! Don't! Think! It's! The! Same! One!



Zombie Masters strikes again as he takes a chunk out of Cena's ribs in the middle of the powerslam. Ironically enough, the fans STILL cheer.



CARLITO: I knew there was a reason momma told me to never grow out my hair!



Carlito and Cena were both floored by how Kurt Angle could lift HBK up in that position and STILL limbo like no other!
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:27 AM   #3
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At that moment, Edge realized Lita never did remove that cucumber she'd stuck up there last night.


At that moment, Steven Richards inserted another...


Edge tried to save Cena from being shot, but the presence of a second and third sniper proved to be too much.


MICKIE JAMES: Ohmagawd I left the oven on AGAIN!!!


Trish demonstrates her skills by playing the "Tooting Mickie."


"I. Am. Goddess."


Trish Stratus was the undeniable master of the neck-area Charlie Horse.


MICKIE JAMES: Please kiss me like a homosexual! I'm quite gay!


Despite the makeup, Daivari was unable to escape from Jerry Lawler's vindictive fury.


You know you're old when a wrestler tries to dropkick you... and just sticks to the flabby skin.


This was definitely the most battering ride of Space Mountain ever.


"Invisible hang glider... AWAY!"
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:56 AM   #4
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Big Show looks down upon the quality of HHH's sledgehammer.


They break right when you touch them.


HHH: Oh my! A beached whale! ..... I WILL DESTROY YOU!!


OBLONG'D!


HHH: And then you put a chain between them and.... sledgehammerchucks, yo!
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More proof that Hollywood is running out of ideas for the next Mission Impossible.....



Another reason why the WWE employee's really need wrestling lessons.
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:28 AM   #7
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Old 01-12-2006, 09:04 AM   #8
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Triple H channels the powers of Mr. Fuji.


Triple H: Mmm... That's right. Now open your legs. YEAH! YEAH!


Brock'd.


Edge: Is that Hu-
Lita: Yeah...
Edge: And does he have a sled-
Lita: Yeah...
Edge: And Should we ru-
Lita: Yeah...


Edge: DADDY!


Vis: Whatchu talkin' bout, woman?
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Sexual Chocolate, 2.0 has found his Mae Young, 2.0. Shelton isn't happy.



Shelton: This was the clothesline I did at Wrestlemania 21.

Ref: How did he do that WITHOUT a Ladder?!?



Mama: Homey Don't Play Dat!



Cameraman: *offscreen* Now, Roar like a lion! Yeah! Make love to the camera, baby.

Shelton: For some reason, jobbing doesn't seem so bad, now...



Hunter: Show, don't think so hard, I can see smoke...



Hunter eagerly opens his Belated Christmas Present, only to find out what the Show predicts what Stephanie will give birth to.



Show applies a Rear Naked Choke on Stevie Richards.



Show: OOOOOH! A lollypop!



Hunter: how many times have I told you: You're carpentry skills SUCK!



Hunter: Dude, not on my chair!



A fan shows a video screen of a Night in Chyna to Hunter, and he HAS to react.



Ass-ley attempts to break the record. She's up at the invisible Chinup Bar, now.



King: Puppies!

Coach: What do you call that move?

Styles: OH MY GOD! The Mid-air Muff Dive!

King: Puppies!



Nobody knew why Candice was dooing the Boot Scootin Boogie in the ring, by herself...



Torrie tries her hand at Maria surfing.



Zombie Ref: Brains.... Brains... Wait a minute, I am not gonna find brains here... Boobs... Boobs...



Vastardikai: I was gonna make a Stevie Richards doing a Styles Clash joke, but I've already got one Stevie Richards joke, so I'll just replace Stevie Richards with a NON-retarded CZW fan. Cool with ya'll?



Moolah: Mae, don't. Most of these fans have just eaten...



The man who could make his words reality must have been in the shower with a hot chick and didn't want to be seen as a perv...



The referee announces how many people are actually mad that Cena lost the title...



Lita: I made the "New Years Revolution" banner We're standing in front of, what do you think?

Edge: only you, Lita... Only you...



A few minutes later, a small tornado rolls after the running crowd.



Master's combination Powerslam/Burrito Fart has DEVASTATING effects.



Annie: It's a Hard Knock Life, for us! It's a Hard Knock Life for us!
'stead of Kisses, we get Kicked
'Stead of Kisses, we get Whipped!



Shawn: Kurt, could you give me a hand?

Kurt: Sure thing, I don't want see Cena meat-gazing Carlito, either?

Carlito: Huh? What's going on?

Cena: mmmm... I wonder if he has ANOTHER AFRO...



Edge: Could you, please?

Ref: You know I can't do that.

Cena: I'm Happy! Happy!

Ref: Ok, just this once.

(horrible hatchet job on that line, I know)



Edge: This is the face I make when I do this...

*makes face and moves his hand in a rhythmic stroking motion.*



Edge: I broke mah shoe!



Edge: I wish I had a Spiny belt!

*someone slips it into his hand*



Edge saves Cena from the zombie.



Mickie: I can hear the ocean!



Cameraman: Dammit I got the wrong angle!



Trish does a touching tribute to Christian Cage.



Mickie: Can I rest my head on your boob?

Trish: Sure, anything for my fans...

Mickie: Yaaaay!

Trish: Why me?



Trish: I was gonna have a T on my shirt, like how Laverne had an L, but I never COULD write a Lower case "T"



Ref: poor Gregory. Well, at least he isn't a superhero, anymore...



The ref sees his new limbo pole challenge...



Edge: Check out my P.N. News impression, DAMMIT!

Ref: That's quite enough, Edge...

Edge: NOT UNTIL HE SEES MY P.N. NEWS IMPRESSION!!!! Yo-Baby-Yo-Baby-Yo!

Flair: *to himself* At least I'm not jobbing to Eric Bischoff...



*Ding Ding Ding*

Edge: Yeah!

Vastardikai: Yes, I did make a reference to the WCW Game for Nintendo. Get over it!
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Mama: Lemme in! Lemme in!
Shelton: Mama, don't leave me!
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SHELTON'S MAMA: I appear to be stuck...



Vis burps...WITH AUTHORITY!



Cruelest foreign object ever: The Dirty Diaper



MAMA: Shelton, you didn't tell me yo friend Stevie was a dentist!



HHH: ANTHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!



SHOW: EWWWWWW! Get it off! Get it off!

HHH: I told you not to screw with Shelton's mama.



HHH: Oh, Altar of Helmsley please acc-- Oh, wait.



SHOW: Nice. Y'know, if I had a hammer like that, I'd hammer in the mornin'.



HHH: Stop crying or you won't get your black belt!



The jury had no choice but to consider it a "crime of passion." After all, Hunter had walked in on Big Show and Katie Vick.



HHH: Wow. That was gay even for me!



NYR came to a halt when a drunken Fergie stumbled out onto the stage to perform a slurred rendition of "Don't Phunk With My Heart."



Okay, whose brilliant idea was it to have Lita teach Maria the Heartpunch?



CANDICE: Dancin' away my hunger pangs. Movin' my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacriligeous way.



Maria was supposed to sell Torrie's legdrop, but nobody told her they'd be selling popcorn at the arena!



Maria "Pulls Your Pants Down While You Waltz" Kanellis strikes again.



Who knew Stevie could do a Canadian Destroyer?



MAE: Man, that box was cramped.

MOOLAH: Uh... That was your coffin. You've been dead for about five years.

MAE: Who wants to see my puppies?

MOOLAH:



STYLES: What's keeping those tassles on?

SIDESHOW MEL: The collective will of every man in this room!



LITA: Congrats on winning the title, sweetie, but there's something about this gimmick that's bothering me.

EDGE: Yeah?

LITA: Yeah. If you're the "Rated R Superstar," why don't you wear a schoolgirl outfit and recite made-up monologues from TV movies?

EDGE:



It wasn't until they got backstage that they realized Lita had borrowed Rhino's Q-Tips.



Not entirely sure why Elijah Wood's "Sin City" character did a run-in, but somehow, it worked.



MASTERS: I've got you.

CENA: You've got me? Who's got you?!?



Sure, he'd managed to find a way to catch himself before he hit the bottom of the elevator shaft...but at what cost?



CARLITO: Wow. Dat suplex is cool.

CENA: Gottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapee!



EDGE: Don't you DARE pinch me!



TRISH: Did you just hear that?

MICKIE: Hear what?

TRISH: I'unno. Sounded like the simultaneous lowering of millions of zippers.

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HBK ducks just in time as Masters shoots his deadly Cena shit blaster


Edge: Oh god i ate too much cheese


Now Edge knows what Vince meant when he said if i give you the title your ass is mine


Trish: I could do things to you that would make a pornstar blush
Mickie: Oh like what
Trish: Well it would involve cool whip,honey,strawberries and hot caramel
Every Male & Lesbian: I NEED ANOTHER CUP DAMMIT
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