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MAMA: Bitch you give me back my CHUNK SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/02.jpg VIS: Um... you coming down anytime soon? SHELTON: I dunno... somehow I got stuck IN the glass ceiling!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/03.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/07.jpg In an ironic twist, it was Viscera and Big Show who were held down and breaded with the Colonel's secret herbs and spices before being fried. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/03.jpg In ripping off Viscera's mohawk with ferocity, Mama Benjamin also played upon her role as part time hair fashion advisor. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/04.jpg Worst. "Con Te Partiro." Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/08.jpg HHH: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare Thumb War... http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/09.jpg SHOW: Owie owie owie! Okay, Hunter, you are the best Thumb Wars player in the business!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/12.jpg SHOW: That's not a BINFORD TOOL!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/13.jpg HHH: Ah crap, you're right. Cheap quality... must have been made in China. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/15.jpg Not even HHH was prepared for the impact when Big Show finally fell down. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/16.jpg Ashley was perfect with the 'Y.' Too bad the other divas botched the 'MCA.'http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/17.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/20.jpg The new Retarded Sneering Riverdance was a huge hit with the fans. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/22.jpg Ah Torrie... the only Diva who could wrestle AND answer the phone at the same time. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/25.jpg REF: What are you doing??? MICKIE: Just making sure she doesn't have worms either... http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/26.jpg BOBBY LASHLEY: (backstage) Heh heh heh... I can hook me some woman too! Hur hur! http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/28.jpg MAE YOUNG: Clockwise!!!! *whirrrrr whirrrr whirrr whirrr* Counter-clockwise!!! *whirrrrr whirrrr whirrr whirrr* MALE POPULATION: For the love of God please stop!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/33.jpg The presence of Lita was sure to guarantee that the group Kurt Angle pose would be botched... and sure enough, the pyros failed to go off. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/37.jpg KURT: Oh my gosh, look! It's former WWE wrestler Chainz!!! HBK: I! Don't! Think! It's! The! Same! One! http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/38.jpg Zombie Masters strikes again as he takes a chunk out of Cena's ribs in the middle of the powerslam. Ironically enough, the fans STILL cheer. http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/41.jpg CARLITO: I knew there was a reason momma told me to never grow out my hair! http://www.wwe.com/shows/newyearsrev.../photos/42.jpg Carlito and Cena were both floored by how Kurt Angle could lift HBK up in that position and STILL limbo like no other! |
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At that moment, Edge realized Lita never did remove that cucumber she'd stuck up there last night. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1148/456ct.jpg At that moment, Steven Richards inserted another... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3350/493op.jpg Edge tried to save Cena from being shot, but the presence of a second and third sniper proved to be too much. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9506/502ok.jpg MICKIE JAMES: Ohmagawd I left the oven on AGAIN!!! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9884/513hr.jpg Trish demonstrates her skills by playing the "Tooting Mickie." http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2748/532mk.jpg "I. Am. Goddess." http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8709/549tc1.jpg Trish Stratus was the undeniable master of the neck-area Charlie Horse. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7551/558zp.jpg MICKIE JAMES: Please kiss me like a homosexual! I'm quite gay! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3663/560pw.jpg Despite the makeup, Daivari was unable to escape from Jerry Lawler's vindictive fury. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5647/627yt.jpg You know you're old when a wrestler tries to dropkick you... and just sticks to the flabby skin. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4493/638bg.jpg This was definitely the most battering ride of Space Mountain ever. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1843/640mm.jpg "Invisible hang glider... AWAY!" |
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Big Show looks down upon the quality of HHH's sledgehammer. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4170/130tg.jpg They break right when you touch them. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4518/143bd.jpg HHH: Oh my! A beached whale! ..... I WILL DESTROY YOU!! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7364/446vh.jpg OBLONG'D! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4170/130tg.jpg HHH: And then you put a chain between them and.... sledgehammerchucks, yo! |
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Triple H channels the powers of Mr. Fuji. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/733/150ax.jpg Triple H: Mmm... That's right. Now open your legs. YEAH! YEAH! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7205/268ll.jpg Brock'd. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5484/352ix.jpg Edge: Is that Hu- Lita: Yeah... Edge: And does he have a sled- Lita: Yeah... Edge: And Should we ru- Lita: Yeah... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3350/493op.jpg Edge: DADDY! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8559/013rm.jpg Vis: Whatchu talkin' bout, woman? |
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Sexual Chocolate, 2.0 has found his Mae Young, 2.0. Shelton isn't happy. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6572/025ui.jpg Shelton: This was the clothesline I did at Wrestlemania 21. Ref: How did he do that WITHOUT a Ladder?!? http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5979/038ae.jpg Mama: Homey Don't Play Dat! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/705/043af.jpg Cameraman: *offscreen* Now, Roar like a lion! Yeah! Make love to the camera, baby. Shelton: For some reason, jobbing doesn't seem so bad, now... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2770/077zf.jpg Hunter: Show, don't think so hard, I can see smoke... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6619/082db.jpg Hunter eagerly opens his Belated Christmas Present, only to find out what the Show predicts what Stephanie will give birth to. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9687/094ku.jpg Show applies a Rear Naked Choke on Stevie Richards. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4400/129yw.jpg Show: OOOOOH! A lollypop! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4170/130tg.jpg Hunter: how many times have I told you: You're carpentry skills SUCK! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4518/143bd.jpg Hunter: Dude, not on my chair! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/733/150ax.jpg A fan shows a video screen of a Night in Chyna to Hunter, and he HAS to react. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3849/163kv.jpg Ass-ley attempts to break the record. She's up at the invisible Chinup Bar, now. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7097/186ph.jpg King: Puppies! Coach: What do you call that move? Styles: OH MY GOD! The Mid-air Muff Dive! King: Puppies! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6536/205rw.jpg Nobody knew why Candice was dooing the Boot Scootin Boogie in the ring, by herself... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2791/223iw.jpg Torrie tries her hand at Maria surfing. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1204/255yh.jpg Zombie Ref: Brains.... Brains... Wait a minute, I am not gonna find brains here... Boobs... Boobs... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7205/268ll.jpg Vastardikai: I was gonna make a Stevie Richards doing a Styles Clash joke, but I've already got one Stevie Richards joke, so I'll just replace Stevie Richards with a NON-retarded CZW fan. Cool with ya'll? http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8263/276xt.jpg Moolah: Mae, don't. Most of these fans have just eaten... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6707/289ul.jpg The man who could make his words reality must have been in the shower with a hot chick and didn't want to be seen as a perv... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6725/338ve.jpg The referee announces how many people are actually mad that Cena lost the title... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5484/352ix.jpg Lita: I made the "New Years Revolution" banner We're standing in front of, what do you think? Edge: only you, Lita... Only you... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7773/371sx.jpg A few minutes later, a small tornado rolls after the running crowd. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4988/386uo.jpg Master's combination Powerslam/Burrito Fart has DEVASTATING effects. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1083/414ja.jpg Annie: It's a Hard Knock Life, for us! It's a Hard Knock Life for us! 'stead of Kisses, we get Kicked 'Stead of Kisses, we get Whipped! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3315/420wt.jpg Shawn: Kurt, could you give me a hand? Kurt: Sure thing, I don't want see Cena meat-gazing Carlito, either? Carlito: Huh? What's going on? Cena: mmmm... I wonder if he has ANOTHER AFRO... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6449/433jt.jpg Edge: Could you, please? Ref: You know I can't do that. Cena: I'm Happy! Happy! Ref: Ok, just this once. (horrible hatchet job on that line, I know) http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7364/446vh.jpg Edge: This is the face I make when I do this... *makes face and moves his hand in a rhythmic stroking motion.* http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1148/456ct.jpg Edge: I broke mah shoe! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2377/477ke.jpg Edge: I wish I had a Spiny belt! *someone slips it into his hand* http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3350/493op.jpg Edge saves Cena from the zombie. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9506/502ok.jpg Mickie: I can hear the ocean! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9884/513hr.jpg Cameraman: Dammit I got the wrong angle! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2748/532mk.jpg Trish does a touching tribute to Christian Cage. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8709/549tc1.jpg Mickie: Can I rest my head on your boob? Trish: Sure, anything for my fans... Mickie: Yaaaay! Trish: Why me? http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7551/558zp.jpg Trish: I was gonna have a T on my shirt, like how Laverne had an L, but I never COULD write a Lower case "T" http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3663/560pw.jpg Ref: poor Gregory. Well, at least he isn't a superhero, anymore... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5647/627yt.jpg The ref sees his new limbo pole challenge... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4493/638bg.jpg Edge: Check out my P.N. News impression, DAMMIT! Ref: That's quite enough, Edge... Edge: NOT UNTIL HE SEES MY P.N. NEWS IMPRESSION!!!! Yo-Baby-Yo-Baby-Yo! Flair: *to himself* At least I'm not jobbing to Eric Bischoff... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1843/640mm.jpg *Ding Ding Ding* Edge: Yeah! Vastardikai: Yes, I did make a reference to the WCW Game for Nintendo. Get over it! |
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Mama: Lemme in! Lemme in! Shelton: Mama, don't leave me! |
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SHELTON'S MAMA: I appear to be stuck... http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6572/025ui.jpg Vis burps...WITH AUTHORITY! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5979/038ae.jpg Cruelest foreign object ever: The Dirty Diaper http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/705/043af.jpg MAMA: Shelton, you didn't tell me yo friend Stevie was a dentist! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2770/077zf.jpg HHH: ANTHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6619/082db.jpg SHOW: EWWWWWW! Get it off! Get it off! HHH: I told you not to screw with Shelton's mama. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9687/094ku.jpg HHH: Oh, Altar of Helmsley please acc-- Oh, wait. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4400/129yw.jpg SHOW: Nice. Y'know, if I had a hammer like that, I'd hammer in the mornin'. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4170/130tg.jpg HHH: Stop crying or you won't get your black belt! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4518/143bd.jpg The jury had no choice but to consider it a "crime of passion." After all, Hunter had walked in on Big Show and Katie Vick. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/733/150ax.jpg HHH: Wow. That was gay even for me! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3849/163kv.jpg NYR came to a halt when a drunken Fergie stumbled out onto the stage to perform a slurred rendition of "Don't Phunk With My Heart." http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7097/186ph.jpg Okay, whose brilliant idea was it to have Lita teach Maria the Heartpunch? http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6536/205rw.jpg CANDICE: Dancin' away my hunger pangs. Movin' my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacriligeous way. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2791/223iw.jpg Maria was supposed to sell Torrie's legdrop, but nobody told her they'd be selling popcorn at the arena! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1204/255yh.jpg Maria "Pulls Your Pants Down While You Waltz" Kanellis strikes again. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7205/268ll.jpg Who knew Stevie could do a Canadian Destroyer? http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8263/276xt.jpg MAE: Man, that box was cramped. MOOLAH: Uh... That was your coffin. You've been dead for about five years. MAE: Who wants to see my puppies? MOOLAH: :nono: http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6707/289ul.jpg STYLES: What's keeping those tassles on? SIDESHOW MEL: The collective will of every man in this room! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6725/338ve.jpg LITA: Congrats on winning the title, sweetie, but there's something about this gimmick that's bothering me. EDGE: Yeah? LITA: Yeah. If you're the "Rated R Superstar," why don't you wear a schoolgirl outfit and recite made-up monologues from TV movies? EDGE: :nono: http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5484/352ix.jpg It wasn't until they got backstage that they realized Lita had borrowed Rhino's Q-Tips. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7773/371sx.jpg Not entirely sure why Elijah Wood's "Sin City" character did a run-in, but somehow, it worked. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4988/386uo.jpg MASTERS: I've got you. CENA: You've got me? Who's got you?!? http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1083/414ja.jpg Sure, he'd managed to find a way to catch himself before he hit the bottom of the elevator shaft...but at what cost? http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3315/420wt.jpg CARLITO: Wow. Dat suplex is cool. CENA: Gottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapee! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6449/433jt.jpg EDGE: Don't you DARE pinch me! http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7551/558zp.jpg TRISH: Did you just hear that? MICKIE: Hear what? TRISH: I'unno. Sounded like the simultaneous lowering of millions of zippers. === Might do more later. |
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HBK ducks just in time as Masters shoots his deadly Cena shit blaster http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7364/446vh.jpg Edge: Oh god i ate too much cheese http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1148/456ct.jpg Now Edge knows what Vince meant when he said if i give you the title your ass is mine http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7551/558zp.jpg Trish: I could do things to you that would make a pornstar blush Mickie: Oh like what Trish: Well it would involve cool whip,honey,strawberries and hot caramel Every Male & Lesbian: I NEED ANOTHER CUP DAMMIT |
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