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loopydate

01-15-2006, 01:11 PM

Cool King

01-15-2006, 01:21 PM

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Batista: Sorry Teddy, but I have to give up this title.

Triple H: :D

Belty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/16.jpg">
SmackDown! Roster: *Gasps* Talent!

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/25.jpg">
Belty: Who the hell are you!?

Angle: :'(

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/14.jpg">
The SmackDown! writing team were at a stereotyping all time low, by making Booker T shoot and kill Benoit to win the U.S Title.

Xero

01-15-2006, 01:25 PM

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Rey helped wrangle the poor, helpless, lost walrus.

Lock Jaw

01-15-2006, 01:46 PM

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Dave: I LOVE YOU MR PEANUT!! :'(

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Henry: WHERE ARE YOUR CHEESEBURGERS?!

Savio

01-15-2006, 02:42 PM

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"Paul Carrington told me to enjoy the ride.......thanks paul."

Volare

01-15-2006, 02:45 PM

Henry: Iiiii'mmmm HUNGRY!!:rant:

Lashley: i...HATE FAT PEOPLE!!!:mad:

Schoenauer

01-15-2006, 04:00 PM

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Kurt Angle's drill instructor gimmick is better than I thought.

PorkSoda

01-15-2006, 05:05 PM

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Henry: (Singing) I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries are done Ding fries are done I gotta run I gotta run.......

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http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/23.jpg

Smackdown's Live Sex Celebration didn't bring in good ratings either.

Disturbed316

01-15-2006, 06:26 PM

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Kurt demonstrates how badly Smackdown blows at the moment.

*I don't really think that, I'm really liking Smackdown in recent weeks

Lock Jaw

01-16-2006, 12:03 AM

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Kurt was the only one who dared step forward to oppose Stevie Richards.

Cuzziebro

01-16-2006, 03:20 AM

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Kurt: One for you

Rest of roster(singing): Here we go, here we go, here we go....and get BURIED again.

NeoGeo

01-16-2006, 04:27 AM

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/11.jpg">

There is a God!

Chavo Classic

01-16-2006, 05:50 AM

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/06.jpg">
Batista:"I'm telling you, Teddy, I'm just so dam hungry"

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/10.jpg">
Long: "I can't do anything about that Dave. I asked you before we came out and you said you weren't. Now get on with your promo"

*Batista snatches the title belt*

"What the...."

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/08.jpg">
"Dave Batista hungry.... mmmmhhhhh..."

parkmania

01-16-2006, 03:02 PM

I try not to look first, so sorry if I double up.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/06.jpg">
Batista: *sniff* I just went to a screening for the wrestlers of Kane's new movie. *sniff* Man, is it BAD!
<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/09.jpg">
Batista: In fact, on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 2.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/16.jpg">
Kurt: Man, who farted?
JBL: He who smelt it dealt it.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/20.jpg">
We finally get rid of Jillian's mole, and now THIS?!?

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/18.jpg">
Mark: I knew Mike Tyson. You're no Tyson.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/24.jpg">
Mark was able to grow even stronger by removing the ReyRey growth and adding an Angle growth.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/11.jpg">
Damn, Angle's hung like an elephant. It's even the right color.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/22.jpg">
*BONG* *BONG*
Orton: Not HIM again...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/13.jpg">
Booker shows off the moves and the leisure suit he got from Disco Inferno.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/17.jpg">
Boogey: I'm very ecstatic to be here.
Mark Henry: You're no Mike Tyson, either!

Kane Knight

01-16-2006, 04:00 PM

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Batista finds out they're running with the "Melina is a dude" angle.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/08.jpg

Contrary to JR's claim, this title was made of chocolate.

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"I did not...Have sexual relations...With that...Title..."

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Batista: HANDS! HANDS!

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Batista tells the fan how Smackdown's ratings were doing.

...This is not millions, this is number of fans.

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Kurt's plan to overthrow the McMahons did not go well...

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...Until he summoned the force of Glitter...

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Kurt: I thought you dropped the Nazi gimmick, John?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/21.jpg

Note to Tough Enough stars: The ring ropes are not a tampon.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/20.jpg

This 619 backfired when Henry began to chow down on Rey's leg.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/19.jpg

Generic Longhair 1: Can I have a turn?
Generic Longhair 2: You've had yours.
Generic Longhair 1: No I didn't. You always cheat on blow the midget.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/18.jpg

Henry: You're a homo!
LAshley: Did someone say Hodown?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/24.jpg

Noting that live sex was so popular on Raw, Vince decided to make Kurt and Mark an item.

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Mercury: Does Rhyno know you're using his glue?

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Kurt Angle: Carrying Smackdown's dead weight with a broken freakin' neck!

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Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty!

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Randy: What's wrong, Chris?
Chris: I dreamed I put in years of work, only to be overlooked in booking and see someone on Raw win the Smackdown title instead of me....

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Benoit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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"Well how the Hell did you get the entire title in your mouth?"

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The WWE's new dress code proved ineffective.

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In an attempt to one-up the boogeyman, Booker bites the head off a snake.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/12.jpg

The WWE's first "partnership" Ceremony: Whoopi Goldberg and Charmelle.

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"Did someone just say...Three minutes?"

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"Hon, I didn't want to say anything, but you're pulling a Janet Jackson."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/17.jpg

Note the definition of the facial paint. This culture clearly values tribal marking to signify status.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/05.jpg

In this instance, the male, obviously a chieftan or tribal leader, performs a traditional dance to seduce the female. We at National Geographic have dubbed it "Skulllfukkalickus."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/03.jpg

Though primitive, the chieftan understands sensuality well. He opts for the facial growth region, a highly erogenous zone only recently discovered by medical science.

Savio

01-16-2006, 04:35 PM

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Bastista: Peace.

Corkscrewed

01-17-2006, 01:41 AM

Haven't ready any. Sorry for copycats.

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"And then I put Old Yeller down. And it was the hardest thing I've ever had to do..." :'(

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BATISTA: 'Fucking Rhyno...'

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BATISTA: "I'm sorry I can't be there to defend my belt for you and the brand." :'(
LONG: "And I'm sorry I had Mark Henry shoot you in the ass." :'(
BATISTA: WHAT?!

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Dave's scret obsession becomes revealed when he orders not one but TWO bacon liver mashed potato pies.

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KURT: I'm a fricking Olympic medal winner. Why the hell am I the last one to be picked on a team????

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The Kurt Angle roller coaster simulator was a huge hit with the boys backstage. Here, Kurt is taking JBL up the lift hill of Millennium Force...

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LASHLEY: 'YES!!!!'

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Tragedy struck when Ric Flair told Mark Henry there was a sandwich in Rey's crotch too.

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Poor guy had to be carried backstage after massive groinal injuries.

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LASHLEY: "What the...?"
BUM ON RIGHT: "I'm you from the future, and I'm telling you to get out of wrestling now before you get pushed to the WWE Championship, then get screwed out of making any sort of living because of a stupid 10 year no compete clause and wind up living homeless out on the street!!!!!"

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KURT: "Dammit, Mark, for the last time I don't have a cheeseburger in my shorts!!!!"

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MARK: "Baby Kurt sucks. It was much easier to care for a disembodied hand last time."

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To celebrate his victory, Kurt had Captain America disintegrated.

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Rey calling for the ghost of Eddie Guerrero to help him was bad enough, but things really crossed the line when Benoit invoked the spirit of Bret Hart...

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After realizing Orton had seen the Edge/Lita sex tape, Benoit knew he had to prevent Randy from vomiting in any way he could.

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Ever the sneaky bastard, Booker T pretends to do a native tribal fire dance before hitting Benoit with the belt out of nowhere.

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"THE CHOCOLATE!!! IT'S ALL MINE!!!!"

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"I'm so glad you're happy to see me!!!" :naughty:

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Here we see Sharmell with the first ever WWE optical wardrobe malfunction illusion...

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The thing Vince loved most about the Boogeyman was how he'd eat anything--even the dead careers of depushed wrestlers.

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Things went to far when Boogeyman scalped Jillian Hall.

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Here we see some of the perks that inspired a young Darth Maul to join the Dark Side of the Force.

Corkscrewed

01-17-2006, 01:48 AM

COOL KING:

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SmackDown! Roster: *Gasps* Talent!

XERO LIMIT 126:

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Rey helped wrangle the poor, helpless, lost walrus.

LOCKJAW:

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Henry: WHERE ARE YOUR CHEESEBURGERS?!

PORKSODA:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/24.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/23.jpg

Smackdown's Live Sex Celebration didn't bring in good ratings either.

PARKMANIA:

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Damn, Angle's hung like an elephant. It's even the right color.

KANE KNIGHT:

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Henry: You're a homo!
Lashley: Did someone say Hodown?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/14.jpg

In an attempt to one-up the boogeyman, Booker bites the head off a snake.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/03.jpg

Though primitive, the chieftan understands sensuality well. He opts for the facial growth region, a highly erogenous zone only recently discovered by medical science.

Impact!

01-17-2006, 03:44 AM

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Batista sheds a tear when he realises Kurt will be having his last ever match at the Royal Rumble

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/08.jpg">
Batista realises the belt finally no longer smells like HHH

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/07.jpg">
In more WWE stereotypical characters, Teddy Long steals Batista's belt while hugging him.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/09.jpg">
Batista shows the jobbers how many fingers Vince likes in order for a push

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/16.jpg">
The smacdown roster couldnt believe it, Kurt had finally slain the Giant in black boots.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/15.jpg">
Kurt began his training with JBL on how to carry a good match

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/21.jpg">
Sylvan: Why am I the only one with white pants?

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/18.jpg">
As much as Mark Henry yelled at him, Lashley couldn't take his eyes away from the gray hair stuck in Mark's beard....

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How to Properly botch a Power bomb example 1

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Kurt wondered where he had seen the red white and blue material raining down on him before

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Then it struck him....BURCHILL

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Benoit: BUUUUUUURCHILL :'(

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/22.jpg">
Benoit tried as hard as he could, but he just couldn't get Randy to look away from HHH and stephs live sex show replay

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/13.jpg">
The belt was stuck atop the glass ceiling, and there was no way in hell Booker was letting go.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/14.jpg">
Sharmell: Come' ere baby
Booker: Seaaaaan let me join yooou.

Cuzziebro

01-17-2006, 05:21 AM

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Dave: Man the dust is bad in the ring.

Anyone who has seen Bro'Town knows what im talking about.

Vastardikai

01-17-2006, 02:31 PM

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Dave: I made a huge mistake. I bet EVERYTHING on the Colts...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/08.jpg">

Dave: INCLUDING the World Heavyweight Title.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/10.jpg">

Dave hands the belt over to the bookie.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/07.jpg">

Bookie: Thanks, Playa. I always wanted a big gold belt.

Dave: I bet my shades that the Patriots won, though...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/09.jpg">

Dave was wrong again...

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Kurt's mighty sneezes are known to clear entire rings...

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Kurt had to go to great lengths to get JBL up to the chin-up bar.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/21.jpg">

JBL: I haven't spent this much time upside down since the last time I was in Vince's office...

Smackdown Lockerroom: :wtf:

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/20.jpg">

Rey's heel turn was complete after he squashed the Boogieman's head.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/19.jpg">

Mercury: Hey, what does "Eg" mean?

Nitro: Egg? Who's cooking eggs?

Mysterio: :rant:

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/18.jpg">

Henry: Hey Kurt, how did you turn black?

Lashley: :|

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/24.jpg">

Kurt: For the last time, I'm not Buddha. SO STOP RUBBING MY BELLY!

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/23.jpg">

Kurt may be a wrestling god, but he just BOTCHED the Tarantula here...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/11.jpg">

Kurt: I see spots... and they are red, white, and blue... and they are... turning into scorpions? THEY'RE ALL OVER ME!

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/25.jpg">

Kurt:... and is that the Ultimate Warrior over there?... Why is he saying that "Queering don't make the World Work?"... and Why is he giving Pat Patterson a Handjob?... THAT'S IT, NO MORE ACID!

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/02.jpg">

Tired of selling a reverse chinlock, Benoit decides to order a beer and some popcorn.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/22.jpg">

Now we learn why you should never steal Benoit's popcorn...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/13.jpg">

The first ever "Booker T on a wire" Ladder Match ends tragically.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/14.jpg">

Patrick: Ohmigod, you killed Benoit!

Booker T: I'm a BASTARD!

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/12.jpg">

Sharmell is feeling the effects of a vicious one-armed bearhug by Mark Henry.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/04.jpg">

Randy: Do you think I am a legitimate Superstar?

Booker: :rofl:

Randy: :mad: Where's your bag?

Booker: in the third locker to the left of the men's locker room, why?

Randy: No reason. *grabs a newspaper* heh heh heh...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/01.jpg">

Booker: Dude, I was totally hanging out with RVD, man...

Sharmell: Let's get busy later, ok?

Booker: I ain't THAT stoned...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/17.jpg">

Kurt's Bad Acid Trip Continues as he looks in the mirror...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/05.jpg">

Boogie does his best Hacksaw impression.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/03.jpg">

Weeks of having to stay in character on the road is taking its toll on yet ANOTHER Superstar...

The Fitz

01-17-2006, 02:51 PM

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Little did Kurt Angle know that Rey Mysterio hit puberty and hit a tremendous growth spurt.

Corkscrewed

01-17-2006, 03:41 PM

^ :lol:

Nervous Ferret

01-17-2006, 03:45 PM

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Mark Henry: OMFG AUSTINS GUNNA BE AT MANIA!!!11
Lashley: WHAT THE FUCK?

Corkscrewed

01-17-2006, 07:07 PM

lol

darkpower

01-18-2006, 01:52 AM

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"So let's get this overwith. WWE.com already spoiled our show, so why not."

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The belt wanted for Batista to use tongue action next time.

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In one of the most horrifying twists ever, Batista reveals himself to really be Paul Roma and botches kicking Long's ass.

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BATISTA: Teddy, get you hand AWAY from my ass!

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Batista predicts how many weeks it will be before WWE releases him because they can't use him due to injury.

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Kurt told JBL, never to visit him at his address at 619 South Street, but JBL didn't listen, so...

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JBL tries to hang on to the glass ceiling, but Kurt wouldn't have any of that.

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HOT BROKE-WRESLING-BACK MOUNTAIN ACTION!!

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Mark Henry decided to show Lashly just how powerful he was when he opened his mouth and the entire fabric of space of time was sucked into his fat ass. Lashly responded with the only thing he could do: Perform the best scene with Drew Carey.

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Seeing as how space and time were in danger, Kurt Angle held Mark Henry in place while he forced him to watch him smile with his mouth guard in. It was enough to make Henry puke out the fabric, with everyone with a loss as to what the fuck just happened.

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KURT: NO, Mark Henry! You're supposed to be sucking McMahon's dick to continue your push, not MINE!

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I knew the WWE was trying to be conservative when censoring blood by turning everything black and white, but censoring Kurt's exposed talliwhacker with a ring post was taking things a bit far.

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KURT: OH MY GOD!! I must be dreaming. A wrestler, with TALENT, a champion...and it's ME?! This CAN'T be for real.

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It seemed like the ghost of Triple H was going after Benoit, which slid into Benoit's mouth while Orton made sure he wasn't going anywhere.

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Forget the live sex celebrations of either Lita or Steph. Orton could stand those. It was the sex between Vince and Shelton's momma that was a bit too much for Orton. Thankfully, Benoit was there.

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BOOKER: Now that the title gods have answered me, maybe the theme gods can answer me why the fuck we have a Peter Gabrial song for the WrestleMania 22 commercial theme.

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Cousin It botches molesting Sharmell, even though Sharmell still enjoyed it.

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BOOKER: Yeah, see, unlike Triple H, I don't even try to beat you after you win the title for me. I just make you win it and then I take it. Now, next phase. Assume the position.

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When good dental work, GOES BAD!!

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The Bushwhackers botched their comeback in the worst way possible.

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If you thought Boogyman's biting off THIS mole was sick, you don't WANT to know what other moles he was considering biting off of Jillian's body.

Kane Knight

01-19-2006, 07:56 PM

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*BONG* *BONG*
Orton: Not HIM again...

Not your best, but this was the one that cracked me. :D