Why Val Venis is the Best Wrestler Alive...

[DaveWadding]

1) His finisher is called "The Money Shot".

[CNM]

2) Was once known as "Chief" Morley

WWWWWWTTTTTFFFFFFF CHIEF

[alvarado52]

3) He is the father of my child

[FourFifty]

4) His role in "Harry Twater" was awesome

[Joe Blow]

4) His role in "Harry Twater" was awesome

u fukin prick get the new sign u nob chesse

[FourFifty]

u fukin prick get the new sign u nob chesse

Huh?

[Mr. Nerfect]

5) He has gotten the best matches out of Snitsky since Snitsky's arrival.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

6)He somehow found an endless supply of towels.

[FourFifty]

7) He could work the porn star gimmick as a face or a heel

[Funky Fly]

8) Next to the endless supply of towels he found an endless supply of witty sexual innuendo.

[Mr. Nerfect]

9) The bastard was crazy enough to let Rikishi hit him with a splash off the top of a steel cage.

[D Mac]

10) He stuck with a bullshit gimmick for a long time.

[JJ Moore]

11) First guy to mention 'Shaving Ryan's Private's' on live TV.

[hb2k]

15) Was once managed by Trish

[Taker Fan]

16) Actually agreed to tag-team with Viscera

[ddpBANG]

31) He's teaching me how to count

[D Mac]

18) Owen Hart once called him Val Penis.

[Y3J]

19) All the wrestlers are dead.

[Xero]

20) He comes, he sees, and he comes again.

[Stickman]

21) He laughed at the size of the big show

[Chavo Classic]

22) He also wears pink :shifty:

[Afterlife]

23) He showed the world that you can, in fact, wear pine green trunks with tickle-me-pink boots.

[LK]

24) He has gotten the best match out of Masters that I have seen. (besides when Masters botched taking a clothesline)

[Loose Cannon]

25) Honey, did you find the remote? :rofl:

[Gone Mad]

26.) Because he had one thing. One word, six letters...


MULLET. :y:

[Funky Fly]

27) He's further proof that Canada churns out talented wrestlers by the truckload.

[Cool King]

28) He let a fat black woman stick a hat pin in his ass.

[Xero]

29) Still has a job and isn't named "Mark", "Paul", "McMahon" or "Bob"...

[Cool King]

30) He has a bunch of wrestling fans on the Internet talking about how great he is.

[Xero]

31) He's a jobber but people still know what his name is and what his gimmick is.

[Cool King]

32) He let Nicole Bass kiss him infront of a worldwide audience.

[Skippord]

^^^:eek:

[ThruTheWire]

33) Chief Morley kicked ass.