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LIMITLESS
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Why Val Venis is the Best Wrestler Alive...
1) His finisher is called "The Money Shot".
"My belly's just a little big, my heinie's just a little big, but bruddah, I'm bad and they know I'm bad." - Dusty Rhodes
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2) Was once known as "Chief" Morley
WWWWWWTTTTTFFFFFFF CHIEF |
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Two weeks.
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3) He is the father of my child
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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4) His role in "Harry Twater" was awesome
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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5) He has gotten the best matches out of Snitsky since Snitsky's arrival.
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VALENTÍA
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6)He somehow found an endless supply of towels.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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7) He could work the porn star gimmick as a face or a heel
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The Satanic Mechanic
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8) Next to the endless supply of towels he found an endless supply of witty sexual innuendo.
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9) The bastard was crazy enough to let Rikishi hit him with a splash off the top of a steel cage.
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10) He stuck with a bullshit gimmick for a long time.
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Worm Of Reality
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11) First guy to mention 'Shaving Ryan's Private's' on live TV.
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Do Unto Others...
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15) Was once managed by Trish
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The Mink
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16) Actually agreed to tag-team with Viscera
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90% spam
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31) He's teaching me how to count
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18) Owen Hart once called him Val Penis.
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Mr. No MITB
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19) All the wrestlers are dead.
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He's Here
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20) He comes, he sees, and he comes again.
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Stickman
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21) He laughed at the size of the big show
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The Great Pink Hope
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22) He also wears pink
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So fucking sexy.
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23) He showed the world that you can, in fact, wear pine green trunks with tickle-me-pink boots.
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It's Clobbering Time!
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24) He has gotten the best match out of Masters that I have seen. (besides when Masters botched taking a clothesline)
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I'm all there is
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25) Honey, did you find the remote?
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EL MERO MERO!
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26.) Because he had one thing. One word, six letters...
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The Satanic Mechanic
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27) He's further proof that Canada churns out talented wrestlers by the truckload.
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King K Cool
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28) He let a fat black woman stick a hat pin in his ass.
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He's Here
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29) Still has a job and isn't named "Mark", "Paul", "McMahon" or "Bob"...
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King K Cool
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30) He has a bunch of wrestling fans on the Internet talking about how great he is.
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He's Here
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31) He's a jobber but people still know what his name is and what his gimmick is.
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King K Cool
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32) He let Nicole Bass kiss him infront of a worldwide audience.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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^^^
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w0ah
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33) Chief Morley kicked ass.
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