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Extreme Angle
02-02-2006, 05:10 PM
What does Taker smoke on his way to the ring?
Bong!

i laughed at it, it was just like wtf kind of joke is that
Xero
02-02-2006, 05:14 PM
What would The Ultimate Warrior never say in in a gay bar?

"Anyone got a fag I could puff?"
Corkscrewed
02-02-2006, 06:57 PM
:lol: Stupid corny shit.
PorkSoda
02-02-2006, 07:23 PM
I don't get the Undertaker joke :(
James Steele
02-02-2006, 08:01 PM
LOLz
Drakul
02-02-2006, 09:51 PM
Who wares red face paint and fears Tissues?

The BOOGIE Man! :shifty:
Xero
02-02-2006, 10:03 PM
What does Vince McMahon say when asked about John Cena's overness and gimmick?

"It's a Prototype..."
James Steele
02-02-2006, 10:07 PM
What did Triple H say to the crackwhore?

"I Do."
Xero
02-02-2006, 10:09 PM
What's the difference between Vince McMahon and Bobby Fuller?

Vince fought the law and he won.
James Steele
02-02-2006, 10:58 PM
What did Triple H say to Vince McMahon?

*slurp*
James Steele
02-02-2006, 10:59 PM
What did Joey Styles say during the One Night In Chyna video?

OH MY GOD!
James Steele
02-02-2006, 11:00 PM
What do Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, and Vince McMahon all have in common?

*slurp*
James Steele
02-02-2006, 11:01 PM
What did the CZW fan say to the ROH fan?

*KABOOM*
Xero
02-02-2006, 11:03 PM
What do the female clerks in the drinks section of the supermarket call Steve Austin?

Punchy.
Xero
02-02-2006, 11:04 PM
What did Vince Russo say when he went to a CZW show?

"Who books this shit!?"
James Steele
02-02-2006, 11:08 PM
What did the TNA fan say to the heel?

*FACE POP*
James Steele
02-02-2006, 11:12 PM
What did JamesSteele say to Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle?

*slurp*



:shifty:
Kane Knight
02-02-2006, 11:34 PM
What did Gene Snitsky say on 9-11?

It Wasn't My Fault!
James Steele
02-02-2006, 11:48 PM
What did Kane Knight say to JBL?

HEIL HEIM!
Corkscrewed
02-03-2006, 12:04 AM
Did you hear about what happened when Glenn Jacobs got caught littering in Singapore?

Yeah. He had to be kaned.
Corkscrewed
02-03-2006, 12:05 AM
What did Jim Duggan say when he met The Godfather?

I want that HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Corkscrewed
02-03-2006, 12:06 AM
Did you hear about what happened when Ultimate Warrior saw his son cry while cutting onions?

He told him "TEARING DON'T MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND!"
Corkscrewed
02-03-2006, 12:07 AM
Hulk Hogan used to work at a car dealership a long time ago, but he got fired because he never sold anything.
FourFifty
02-03-2006, 12:35 AM
Why did Lita cross the road?


Uhhh... :wtf: Lita, that's your cue to cross the road....
FourFifty
02-03-2006, 01:58 AM
Did you hear Scott Hall isn't drinking any more?



Then again, he isn't drinking any less either.
Corkscrewed
02-03-2006, 05:27 AM
:lol:

I forgot to say, props to people like Xero Limit and the rest for salvaging this thread. :y:
Corkscrewed
02-03-2006, 05:33 AM
I just thought of a pretty horrible Owen Hart joke, but I won't post it cuz I'll get killed. Instead....





When is Vince McMahon like an owl?



When someone asks him about the Cruiserweights, because he responds with "WHO?"
Savio
02-03-2006, 07:28 AM
How many Kid Kashes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3, 1 to screw in the light bulb and 2 to throw poop at each other.
Xero
02-03-2006, 10:08 AM
What did Batista say to Stacy Keibler?

"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING! GONNA' DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY!"
94 SVT Cobra
02-03-2006, 10:43 AM
Whats austins favorite type of shirt to wear while he gets drunk?

A "Wife beater"
Chavo Classic
02-03-2006, 11:24 AM
Did you hear Scott Hall isn't drinking any more?



Then again, he isn't drinking any less either.


:rofl:


How many Kid Kashes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3, 1 to screw in the light bulb and 2 to throw poop at each other.

:rofl:
Evolution
02-03-2006, 11:46 AM
How many CZW wrestlers does it take to install a tube light?

*SMASH!*
Xero
02-03-2006, 02:50 PM
What did Chris Jericho say to Triple H?

"Sell my suplex, PLEASE!"
Xero
02-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Why couldn't Lita get a conductor's job?

It wasn't a HOOOOO Train!
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
02-03-2006, 06:37 PM
Why did they bury Owen Hart behind the hill?














BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!

Yes, I'm aware he's still dead. Unless they brought him back to life using a similar machine to the one that keeps Flair alive.
Disturbed316
02-03-2006, 06:39 PM
What did Hitler say to John Cena?








JEW CAN'T SEE ME!
The Naitch
02-03-2006, 09:42 PM
Why did Disturbed316 cross the road?

Because a burglar stole his wrestling figures
Nervous Ferret
02-03-2006, 09:43 PM
What did Nervous Ferret say to this thread?

cLOSED'D!
Nervous Ferret
02-03-2006, 09:44 PM
wait, I don't have that power. nvermind
McLegend
02-03-2006, 09:44 PM
Legend also says Closed
Nervous Ferret
02-03-2006, 09:45 PM
Why did Disturbed316 cross the road?

Because a burglar stole his wrestling figureshowever I do fancy that one
The Naitch
02-03-2006, 09:47 PM
What kind of belt does Disturbed wear with his jeans?

The World Heavyweight Championship
The Naitch
02-03-2006, 09:48 PM
Why did Disturbed go to Disneyland?

TO LOOK FOR HIS MISSING WRESTLING FIGURES!
RottingFreak
02-04-2006, 01:02 AM
Why was the Warrior fired from the PET STORE?

Cuz he couldn't sell the pedigree.
Chico
02-04-2006, 08:41 AM
What is Ric Flair's favourite rap group?

The Whoooooooo-tang Clan!
PorkSoda
02-04-2006, 09:53 AM
Why did Kurt Angle become an elementary school teacher?

Because he likes to play with little boys.
Xero
02-04-2006, 10:19 AM
Why did Rey Mysterio become a 3rd grade teacher's aid?

He didn't. Some police picked him up and took him back to school.
Disturbed316
02-05-2006, 04:09 PM
Why did Disturbed316 cross the road?

Because a burglar stole his wrestling figures

:'(
Disturbed316
02-05-2006, 04:09 PM
What kind of belt does Disturbed wear with his jeans?

The World Heavyweight Championship

:love: