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XBL TAG : Mootkinstein
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Lol my friend in school told me a joke about taker
What does Taker smoke on his way to the ring?
Bong! i laughed at it, it was just like wtf kind of joke is that Zero becomes One, One becomes One Hundred. ![]() |
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He's Here
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What would The Ultimate Warrior never say in in a gay bar?
"Anyone got a fag I could puff?" |
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Stupid corny shit.
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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I don't get the Undertaker joke
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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LOLz
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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Who wares red face paint and fears Tissues?
The BOOGIE Man!
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He's Here
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What does Vince McMahon say when asked about John Cena's overness and gimmick?
"It's a Prototype..." |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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What did Triple H say to the crackwhore?
"I Do." |
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He's Here
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What's the difference between Vince McMahon and Bobby Fuller?
Vince fought the law and he won. |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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What did Triple H say to Vince McMahon?
*slurp* |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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What did Joey Styles say during the One Night In Chyna video?
OH MY GOD! |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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What do Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, and Vince McMahon all have in common?
*slurp* |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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What did the CZW fan say to the ROH fan?
*KABOOM* |
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He's Here
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What do the female clerks in the drinks section of the supermarket call Steve Austin?
Punchy. |
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He's Here
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What did Vince Russo say when he went to a CZW show?
"Who books this shit!?" |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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What did the TNA fan say to the heel?
*FACE POP* |
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What did JamesSteele say to Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle?
*slurp*
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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What did Gene Snitsky say on 9-11?
It Wasn't My Fault! |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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What did Kane Knight say to JBL?
HEIL HEIM! |
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Did you hear about what happened when Glenn Jacobs got caught littering in Singapore?
Yeah. He had to be kaned. |
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What did Jim Duggan say when he met The Godfather?
I want that HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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Did you hear about what happened when Ultimate Warrior saw his son cry while cutting onions?
He told him "TEARING DON'T MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND!" |
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Hulk Hogan used to work at a car dealership a long time ago, but he got fired because he never sold anything.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Why did Lita cross the road?
Uhhh... Lita, that's your cue to cross the road....
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Did you hear Scott Hall isn't drinking any more?
Then again, he isn't drinking any less either. |
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![]() I forgot to say, props to people like Xero Limit and the rest for salvaging this thread. |
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I just thought of a pretty horrible Owen Hart joke, but I won't post it cuz I'll get killed. Instead....
When is Vince McMahon like an owl? When someone asks him about the Cruiserweights, because he responds with "WHO?" |
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Spammy Certified
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How many Kid Kashes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3, 1 to screw in the light bulb and 2 to throw poop at each other. |
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He's Here
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What did Batista say to Stacy Keibler?
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING! GONNA' DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY!" |
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Bent his wookie
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Whats austins favorite type of shirt to wear while he gets drunk?
A "Wife beater" Quote:
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The Great Pink Hope
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I Just Passed You By!
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How many CZW wrestlers does it take to install a tube light?
*SMASH!* |
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He's Here
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What did Chris Jericho say to Triple H?
"Sell my suplex, PLEASE!" |
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He's Here
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Why couldn't Lita get a conductor's job?
It wasn't a HOOOOO Train! |
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Alive
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Why did they bury Owen Hart behind the hill?
BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD! Yes, I'm aware he's still dead. Unless they brought him back to life using a similar machine to the one that keeps Flair alive. |
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What did Hitler say to John Cena?
JEW CAN'T SEE ME! |
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RAPTURE READY.
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Why did Disturbed316 cross the road?
Because a burglar stole his wrestling figures |
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love yourself
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What did Nervous Ferret say to this thread?
cLOSED'D! |
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love yourself
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wait, I don't have that power. nvermind
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Temporary
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Legend also says Closed
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