Mark Henry resigned for 3 years and other....

[Xero]

....things you wish won't be a news item one day!

Basically post what you hope will never be a legit news item in the wrestling world (other than deaths).

[Blitz]

You son of a bitch. That scared the hell out of me.

[Blitz]

Anyways

"Viscera set for main event push"

[Shadow]

Holy shit...don't do that to me.

"Kurt Angle Fired"

[RottingFreak]

Aliens take over the EARTH

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Fuck when I read that I felt like I was going to vomit

[Cool King]

"Nick Mondo signs a 5 year deal with WWE"

[Kane Knight]

Triple H to record 5 year title reign.

[dablackguy]

Vince McMahon suddenly retires, turns over full control of WWE to first ever simultaneous wrestler/promoter HHH

[Funky Fly]

You son of a bitch. That scared the hell out of me.
Yeah same. I should start handing out bans for titles like that. :mad:

[Xero]

:shifty: It's a joke!!!!!! :kiss: :love: :heart:

Would you rather me put "Masters to recieve WWE title match at WrestleMania"?

[Funky Fly]

Thing is I know that won't happen for like a year or so...

[Blitz]

:shifty: It's a joke!!!!!! :kiss: :love: :heart:

Would you rather me put "Masters to recieve WWE title match at WrestleMania"?

I'd honestly rather see that than Henry getting re-signed.

[Cool King]

"TNA purchases WWE. Most WWE talent to go to make way for Styles, Samoa Joe, Jarrett Etc."

[Kane Knight]

Katie Vick to headline Mania

[mrslackalack]

WWE buys TNA and ROH.

[Kane Knight]

Funky Fly killed by mob of Finlay fans.

[ddpBANG]

I wouldn't be too upset if Mark Henry resigned for 3 years. If he re-signed though, I think I'd probably cry myself to sleep.

[94 SVT Cobra]

Undertaker NOT really dead

[hb2k]

"RVD to beat HHH clean"

"Steph sent packing in favor of Heyman"

[Kane Knight]

Donald Trump signs with WWE

[Dorkchop]

Al Wilson is new colour commentator

[Xero]

New reality show "The McMahon Clan and Paul" to hit the air next fall.

[Blitz]

Al Wilson is dead, silly.

[Xero]

Kurt Angle tears quad in shower, blames Kevin Nash

[My Final Heaven]

"X-pac returns to wwe, brings in Luger, Credible, & Dawn Marie"

*shudders*

[Xero]

Trish Stratus Tells All - Being transgendered, his childhood, and more.

[Kane Knight]

Smarks hired for WWE creative.

[Kane Knight]

Trish Stratus Tells All - Being transgendered, his childhood, and more.

:shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

I guess I was the only one to read "resigned" as "to leave a position" rather than re-sign. :lol:

[94 SVT Cobra]

WWE Divas Sex tape discovered and avaliable for download right here

[Xero]

Jim Ross to return with the gimmick "King of the Hill" Hank Ross.
--Instead of talking about food, he will talking about propane and propane accessories.

[Dorkchop]

Rey Mysterio set to win the Royal Rumble.

Oh wait...

[Blitz]

WWE Divas Sex tape discovered and avaliable for download right here

Yes we certainly wouldn't want that to happen.

:shifty:

[Xero]

Yes we certainly wouldn't want that to happen.

:shifty:
It's Chyna and Nicole Bass.

[Savio]

"Jr and King Live sex segment"

[Dorkchop]

Nick Mondo quits Blockbuster and signs with Rogers Video for a full time position.

[Lock Jaw]

"Kurt Angle's Head can no longer be lifted without the use of a forklift"

[Savio]

"Kurt angles skin becomes scrotum-like"

[Blitz]

It's Chyna and Nicole Bass.

*Shudders involuntarily*

[Kane Knight]

I guess I was the only one to read "resigned" as "to leave a position" rather than re-sign. :lol:

The rest of us were smart enough to gather that it made no sense for him to leave his position for a specific period of time.

[Skippord]

"Chris Sabin to job to Jeff Jarret in the only World title match he will ever recieve"

[Skippord]

It's Chyna and Nicole Bass.

Jerks off er...uh vomits

[Dorkchop]

Jeff Hardy set to wrestle in a 60 minute iron man match.

He'll finally show up in the last 8 minutes.

[FourFifty]

You son of a bitch. That scared the hell out of me.

[FourFifty]

Edge sleeps with his friend's girlfriend, friend get's fired!
...wait... that already happened....

Brock Lesnar gets a new contract, kills Matt Hardy and is too homophobic to do anything to *inhales deeply* Gooooooldusssssst! *Chomp!*

[Xerzes]

It's Chyna and Nicole Bass.

Don't even joke, man. There's too much chance of that happening. You know how many pornos Nicole Bass has been in?
Thanks to IMDB, I do. Six.

[Joey Slugs]

"Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman to buy TNA, reclaim WCW/ECW trademarks."





















Oh wait..... these are things that we DON'T want to see? Fuck. Um.....

"Vince & Linda retire, leave 100% control to Steph's unborn child"

Better.

[D Mac]

NWO Invades TNA

[Dorkchop]

NWO Invades TNA
NWO invades my grilled cheese sandwich.

[samichna]

"Kurt angles skin becomes scrotum-like"

lol

[D Mac]

Eminem to face John Cena in rap battle.

[D Mac]

Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young to release Lesbian Porn video.

[FourFifty]

Randy Savage to face John Cena in rap battle.

[Londoner]

'Jeff Jarrett becomes a record 17 time world heavyweight champion'(not sure how many times he's won it yet)

[Chico]

Mae Young poses for Playboy

[Kane Knight]

"Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman to buy TNA, reclaim WCW/ECW trademarks."





















Oh wait..... these are things that we DON'T want to see? Fuck. Um.....

"Vince & Linda retire, leave 100% control to Steph's unborn child"

Better.

That would probably improve the product.

[D Mac]

Hulk Hogan to lead the WWE into 2006 and beyond.

[Xero]

WWE officially recognizes the NWA championship as one of it's own, declares Jeff Jarrett "Greatest NWA Champion since Ric Flair". TNA and WWE still seperate.