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Mark Henry resigned for 3 years and other....
....things you wish won't be a news item one day!
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Angel Headed Hipster
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You son of a bitch. That scared the hell out of me.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Anyways
"Viscera set for main event push" |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Holy shit...don't do that to me.
"Kurt Angle Fired" |
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Rave Autopsy Subculture
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Aliens take over the EARTH
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Fuck when I read that I felt like I was going to vomit
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King K Cool
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"Nick Mondo signs a 5 year deal with WWE"
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Triple H to record 5 year title reign.
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Tacos!
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Vince McMahon suddenly retires, turns over full control of WWE to first ever simultaneous wrestler/promoter HHH
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The Satanic Mechanic
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would you rather me put "Masters to recieve WWE title match at WrestleMania"? |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Thing is I know that won't happen for like a year or so...
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Angel Headed Hipster
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King K Cool
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"TNA purchases WWE. Most WWE talent to go to make way for Styles, Samoa Joe, Jarrett Etc."
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Katie Vick to headline Mania
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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WWE buys TNA and ROH.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Funky Fly killed by mob of Finlay fans.
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I wouldn't be too upset if Mark Henry resigned for 3 years. If he re-signed though, I think I'd probably cry myself to sleep.
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Bent his wookie
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Undertaker NOT really dead
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Do Unto Others...
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"RVD to beat HHH clean"
"Steph sent packing in favor of Heyman" |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Donald Trump signs with WWE
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Al Wilson is new colour commentator
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New reality show "The McMahon Clan and Paul" to hit the air next fall.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Al Wilson is dead, silly.
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Kurt Angle tears quad in shower, blames Kevin Nash
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Save_Us.sandwich
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"X-pac returns to wwe, brings in Luger, Credible, & Dawn Marie"
*shudders* |
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Trish Stratus Tells All - Being transgendered, his childhood, and more.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Smarks hired for WWE creative.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I guess I was the only one to read "resigned" as "to leave a position" rather than re-sign.
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Bent his wookie
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WWE Divas Sex tape discovered and avaliable for download right here
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#32 |
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Jim Ross to return with the gimmick "King of the Hill" Hank Ross.
--Instead of talking about food, he will talking about propane and propane accessories. |
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Rey Mysterio set to win the Royal Rumble.
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Spammy Certified
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"Jr and King Live sex segment"
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Nick Mondo quits Blockbuster and signs with Rogers Video for a full time position.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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"Kurt Angle's Head can no longer be lifted without the use of a forklift"
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"Kurt angles skin becomes scrotum-like"
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