Mark Henry resigned for 3 years and other....
 

....things you wish won't be a news item one day!

Basically post what you hope will never be a legit news item in the wrestling world (other than deaths).

You son of a bitch. That scared the hell out of me.

Anyways

"Viscera set for main event push"

Holy shit...don't do that to me.

"Kurt Angle Fired"

Aliens take over the EARTH

Fuck when I read that I felt like I was going to vomit

Triple H to record 5 year title reign.

Vince McMahon suddenly retires, turns over full control of WWE to first ever simultaneous wrestler/promoter HHH

Yeah same. I should start handing out bans for titles like that. :mad:

:shifty: It's a joke!!!!!! :kiss: :love: :heart:

Would you rather me put "Masters to recieve WWE title match at WrestleMania"?

Thing is I know that won't happen for like a year or so...

I'd honestly rather see that than Henry getting re-signed.

Katie Vick to headline Mania

WWE buys TNA and ROH.

Funky Fly killed by mob of Finlay fans.

I wouldn't be too upset if Mark Henry resigned for 3 years. If he re-signed though, I think I'd probably cry myself to sleep.

Undertaker NOT really dead

"RVD to beat HHH clean"

"Steph sent packing in favor of Heyman"

Donald Trump signs with WWE

Al Wilson is new colour commentator

New reality show "The McMahon Clan and Paul" to hit the air next fall.

Al Wilson is dead, silly.

Kurt Angle tears quad in shower, blames Kevin Nash

"X-pac returns to wwe, brings in Luger, Credible, & Dawn Marie"

*shudders*

Trish Stratus Tells All - Being transgendered, his childhood, and more.

Smarks hired for WWE creative.

:shifty:

I guess I was the only one to read "resigned" as "to leave a position" rather than re-sign. :lol:

WWE Divas Sex tape discovered and avaliable for download right here

Jim Ross to return with the gimmick "King of the Hill" Hank Ross.
--Instead of talking about food, he will talking about propane and propane accessories.

Rey Mysterio set to win the Royal Rumble.

Oh wait...

Yes we certainly wouldn't want that to happen.

:shifty:

It's Chyna and Nicole Bass.

"Jr and King Live sex segment"

Nick Mondo quits Blockbuster and signs with Rogers Video for a full time position.

"Kurt Angle's Head can no longer be lifted without the use of a forklift"

"Kurt angles skin becomes scrotum-like"

*Shudders involuntarily*