SmackDown! Captions [1-27-2006] (Subtitle: HOLY FUCK I FORGOT THESE LAST WEEK!!!!!!!)

[loopydate]

I went ahead and ImageShacked them, so we won't lose them to due to my own stupidity. Can't believe I forgot to do this last week! But, for future reference, I don't have to be the one to post these threads. If a couple of days have gone by and I've dropped the ball, please pick it up! I don't want my own idiocy to cost people captioning opportunities.

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[wwe2222]

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Beneath the too tight black spandex lay an even scarier monster than Henry himself: The Mark Henry Stomach Vagina of Doom

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On USA's 'Dancing with the Superstars' Randy Orton shoes tremendous mime control by hitting the chair against the 'invisible wall' while Chris Benoit counters with the dance from 'Thriller'.


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At the expiration of his 10 year contract, Mark Henry simply exploded.

[JH]

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Angle: I'M FULL!!!!!!!!!!

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Finlay: And who's a good little boy
Funaki: Me?
Finlay: Yes and now i'm gonna give you something
Funaki: Oh Funaki like gift what is it
Finlay: I'm gonna beat the hell out of you
Funaki: Oh Funaki left oven on be right back

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Finlay: That ref right there is what those people on that message board like to call a homo

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When you gotta go you gotta go

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JBL: Eww Jillian i've got worm shit on my manicured fingernails

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Boogeyman: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Beefy

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Crazy: I'm gonna smack dat ass

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Rey: Hey O'Haire has a woman up there oh shit it's Stephanie and they're.....Oh god no *Gouges His Eyes Out* I did'nt need to see that

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Ref: Introducing the lead role in the newest blockbuster movie Ape's Gone Wild

[Vastardikai]

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Triple H, not just content on dissing Angle's Heeldom, decides to shoot him in the ass.

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Despite being "Big name Models," MNM cannot hail a cab in this town for NOTHING.

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Melina's Val Venis Impression made it into the pages of Playboy. :naughty:

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Angle is so talented, he can subdue an opponent and catch grapes in his mouth at the same time.

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At the Smackdown Subway, a patron is confused as a couple of other passengers use a Kurt Angle Battering Ram.

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Angle: She's a Homo

Ref: Don't mind him, he's out of his mind.

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When Kurt adds the Foot Bite to the Ankle Lock, it's only a matter of time...

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Mark Henry attempts the Extreme Pushup challenge.

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Mark Henry's farts can clear rings and make ring announcers BALD.

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Mark Henry's Funky Chicken Dance taunt didn't get him any heat.

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Chris: Where's the Men's room?

Randy: That Way!

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Jessica Simpson, not content with just divorce, sends a hit man to cripple her ex-husband.

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Nick Lashey is happy. That was a satisfying trip to take out the trash.

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Benoit: COR BLIMEY!

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*Randy looks at the Trashcan lid mirror*

Randy: Yep, still good looking!

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Finlay brings new meaning to the term Fighting Irish. He has no time for the referee's Lex Luger impression.

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Somebody's Gonna Die: :drool:

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Finlay: He stole me Lucky Charms.

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Where will YOU be when Sean O'haire's toilet breaks.

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JBL: Dude, I'm Sooo stoned!

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Boogeyman's impressions get more bizarre as this week, he does one of Vader's Helmet.

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JBL, in honor of Hunter, does his impression of the aftermath of the Hog Trough match.

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Boogey: That's alright. The burgers probably have been at room temperature long enough to get worms!

*ref for anyone who gets this one...*

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Thing sometimes needed help with his invasive Dental procedures.

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Rey: You alright up there, Sean?

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Cole: And REY BREAKS UP the Undertaker impression! That could have ended it RIGHT THERE!

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Rey gets injured Mark Henry Surfing.

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Davairi laughs because he noticed that Henry's fly was open.

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Ref: These Proctology exams are just too much!

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Mark: I got my Rey doll. Now, how do I blow him up?

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The ref cleverly disguises how he threw up in his mouth just a little bit.

[loopydate]

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Applying the same logic that turned bad-ass rapper John Cena into a happy-go-lucky babyface, WWE Creative turned Arab-sympathizing heel Kurt Angle into a raging queer, replete with new Tron video.

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NITRO: Hey, why are we getting our pictures taken outside the arena?

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MELINA: Yeah, I farted. Jealous?

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Angry that the Tooth Fairy had left him nothing but nickels, Angle took out his frustrations on the nearest passerby.

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The real reason MNM was getting pushed: They give the best airplane rides on the roster.

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KURT: She's a homo!

REF: I'll handle th-- Wait, really?!?

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ANGLE: Hello?

MERCURY: AAAAAAAH! THAT'S NOT A PHONE! JHOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Kurt Angle further cemented his babyface status by punching a nearby Sentinel in the scrotum.

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Is it really a "push-up" if you need help getting off the mat?

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[Poot!]

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Of course! It all makes sense! Vince saw a bald guy with a red neck and gave him the title with no build-up. Why didn't I see this before?!?

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Daivari and Melina agree: Mark Henry's stomach is a homo.

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Benoit ducked out of instinct. Unfortunately, Orton swung the chair with such force that he would earn the nickname "Perpetual Motion Boy."

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The producers of "Survivor" were always trying to top themselves when it came to puzzles.

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He thought there was nothing left to lose. But the day Randy Orton took the very roof from over his head, Oscar The Grouch learned that he had been wrong.

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Here we see a rousing game of "The Mats Are Made Of Lava."

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He knew he'd regret doing it later, but damn Mark Henry's giant pizza was delicious!

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Neighbors became concerned when, for no apparent reason, Linda Miles began sobbing loudly at approximately 9:50 PM Friday night.

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Here we catch our first glimpse of Finlay's personal referee, Somebody's Gotta Die.

SGD: Grrrrr. You're a fightin' Irish bastard!

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Moy name's Finlay! And I love ter levitate!

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Wow. Mr. Kennedy really let himself go!

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After he escaped the island, John Locke thought he'd never see The Creature again. He was wrong.

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As he turned to come face-to-face with the Boogeyman, a sickening thought crept into John's mind. Smokey had warned him that only he could prevent it. Yet he'd done nothing. And now he must pay.

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Pepe Le Pew debuted on SmackDown, and made it very clear that he liked JBL.



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It may not mean much to you or me, but JBL was proud of being Worm Championship Wrestling's five time five time five time five time five time champion.

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Marty "Meat Grinder" Wright wasn't exactly PETA's favorite wrestler.

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Life was hard for WWE midcarders, and many had to take second jobs. Here, we see Francisco "Super Crazy" Islas working as a dental hygienist.

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NUNZIO: HA! This snare trap won't get me if I hold on to the top rope.

SUPER CRAZY: Ooh! Spankin' opportunity!

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REY: Eddie can you hear me? Eddie can you see me? Eddie can you find me in the night?

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To further milk the legacy of Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio began driving to the ring in an Invisible Lowrider. Here, we see him hitting a water buffalo.

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If he needs to jump to get over you, does it really count as a "low bridge?"

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In a tragic turn of events, Ric Flair told Mark Henry that there was a sa-- Waitaminute...

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Mark Henry's narcolepsy was rarely a problem...except Rey Mysterio was afraid of heights!

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Henry went to mark his territory by spraypainting his name on Mysterio. But some jackass named "Mexican" had beat him to it!

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[loopydate]

:lol: @ Vastardikai and me coming up with almost the same caption on a few of these. I almost did one about the ref throwing up, too, but I couldn't come up with one I liked.

And I think the Sean O'Haire's toilet one may get a COTM nomination.

[Lock Jaw]

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Kurt: I said gently! GENTLY!

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Sheeee's a maaaaaaan! A real maaan's maaaaaaaaan!

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Henry: I'm gonna eat yer baby!
Kurt: I TOLD you, that's not my baby! ..... It's Rey Mysterio.

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You're a mean one... Mr.Grinch.

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Ref: Now pose!

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God: Cena's champion again?

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Boogeyman was steaming mad. :shifty:

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JBL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I broke a nail.

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Over the top spanking!

[Xero]

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Warrior: QUEERIN' DON'T MAKE YOU CHAMPION, QUEER!

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Belty: Cena's being traded after Mania and you're gonna be in another feud with him as heel...
Angle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Henry: Oh man... Shouldn't have eaten that can of chili... *FAARRTT*
*Kurt flies over the top rope*

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These video game models are getting so lifelike...

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Bald guy: Hey Randy, I saw you on the cover of "Gay Pride Magazine"... :naughty:

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Finlay: I'm a REAL Irish Shitter!

[Cool King]

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Angle: She's a...um...she's um one of those gay types I've been hearing about.

TPWW: :nono:

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Henry shows why Vince is keeping him in WWE. He just keeps crapping out talent.

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Henry: Am huuuuuungry.

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WACK!

Yeah, we know Orton missed Benoit, but he sure did get Richards right in the kisser.

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Finley: Frawhadaheahahrahhehahewpintoguinnessinthepub!

Funaki: :wtf:

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JBL watches in horror as his good friend Farooqq shows his real form.

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We all know that JBL has to act scared when he sees the Boogeyman, but he just takes it a step to far.

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Rey looks to see what captions are the best.

[JH]

i must bow to Cool King

[Disturbed316]

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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!

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OH MY GOD! Eddie, why are you sharing a cage with Sean?

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Boogeymans contribution to the WWE Cookbook of "Boogeyman Spaghetti" seemed to be going down a treat at Titan Towers.

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Soon after this picture was taken, Finlay kicked to crap out of the ref, due to his poor impression of Chris "The Disaster Piece" Masters.

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The worlds first Chair-Limbo contest got off to a great start.

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The Kurt Angle sandwich Henry ate was NOT good.

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YOU'RE A MAN!

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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Smackdown's favourite pair of boobs... And look, there's Melina too.

[Cuzziebro]

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Henry: Angle i know you took my Cheseburgers and i am getting them back to where they belong.

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JBL: When Vince said i was going to be working for worms....

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I didnt think he was serious.

[darkangel131]

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Sharmelina.

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Lita botched menstuation on SmackDown!


New to captioning, been on for a while, just felt like captioning. :shifty: