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Old 02-03-2006, 11:46 AM   #1
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SmackDown! Captions [1-27-2006] (Subtitle: HOLY FUCK I FORGOT THESE LAST WEEK!!!!!!!)
I went ahead and ImageShacked them, so we won't lose them to due to my own stupidity. Can't believe I forgot to do this last week! But, for future reference, I don't have to be the one to post these threads. If a couple of days have gone by and I've dropped the ball, please pick it up! I don't want my own idiocy to cost people captioning opportunities.






































































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*Waves to CANADIAN*

Sadly, the old days are gone, my friend.

*Sews Shaggy's head back on*

This is what we're dealing with now.
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Old 02-03-2006, 12:29 PM   #2
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Beneath the too tight black spandex lay an even scarier monster than Henry himself: The Mark Henry Stomach Vagina of Doom



On USA's 'Dancing with the Superstars' Randy Orton shoes tremendous mime control by hitting the chair against the 'invisible wall' while Chris Benoit counters with the dance from 'Thriller'.




At the expiration of his 10 year contract, Mark Henry simply exploded.
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:08 PM   #3
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Angle: I'M FULL!!!!!!!!!!


Finlay: And who's a good little boy
Funaki: Me?
Finlay: Yes and now i'm gonna give you something
Funaki: Oh Funaki like gift what is it
Finlay: I'm gonna beat the hell out of you
Funaki: Oh Funaki left oven on be right back


Finlay: That ref right there is what those people on that message board like to call a homo


When you gotta go you gotta go


JBL: Eww Jillian i've got worm shit on my manicured fingernails


Boogeyman: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Beefy


Crazy: I'm gonna smack dat ass


Rey: Hey O'Haire has a woman up there oh shit it's Stephanie and they're.....Oh god no *Gouges His Eyes Out* I did'nt need to see that


Ref: Introducing the lead role in the newest blockbuster movie Ape's Gone Wild
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:18 PM   #4
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Triple H, not just content on dissing Angle's Heeldom, decides to shoot him in the ass.



Despite being "Big name Models," MNM cannot hail a cab in this town for NOTHING.



Melina's Val Venis Impression made it into the pages of Playboy.



Angle is so talented, he can subdue an opponent and catch grapes in his mouth at the same time.



At the Smackdown Subway, a patron is confused as a couple of other passengers use a Kurt Angle Battering Ram.



Angle: She's a Homo

Ref: Don't mind him, he's out of his mind.



When Kurt adds the Foot Bite to the Ankle Lock, it's only a matter of time...



Mark Henry attempts the Extreme Pushup challenge.



Mark Henry's farts can clear rings and make ring announcers BALD.



Mark Henry's Funky Chicken Dance taunt didn't get him any heat.



Chris: Where's the Men's room?

Randy: That Way!



Jessica Simpson, not content with just divorce, sends a hit man to cripple her ex-husband.



Nick Lashey is happy. That was a satisfying trip to take out the trash.



Benoit: COR BLIMEY!



*Randy looks at the Trashcan lid mirror*

Randy: Yep, still good looking!



Finlay brings new meaning to the term Fighting Irish. He has no time for the referee's Lex Luger impression.



Somebody's Gonna Die:



Finlay: He stole me Lucky Charms.



Where will YOU be when Sean O'haire's toilet breaks.



JBL: Dude, I'm Sooo stoned!



Boogeyman's impressions get more bizarre as this week, he does one of Vader's Helmet.



JBL, in honor of Hunter, does his impression of the aftermath of the Hog Trough match.



Boogey: That's alright. The burgers probably have been at room temperature long enough to get worms!

*ref for anyone who gets this one...*



Thing sometimes needed help with his invasive Dental procedures.



Rey: You alright up there, Sean?



Cole: And REY BREAKS UP the Undertaker impression! That could have ended it RIGHT THERE!



Rey gets injured Mark Henry Surfing.



Davairi laughs because he noticed that Henry's fly was open.



Ref: These Proctology exams are just too much!



Mark: I got my Rey doll. Now, how do I blow him up?



The ref cleverly disguises how he threw up in his mouth just a little bit.
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:47 PM   #5
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Applying the same logic that turned bad-ass rapper John Cena into a happy-go-lucky babyface, WWE Creative turned Arab-sympathizing heel Kurt Angle into a raging queer, replete with new Tron video.



NITRO: Hey, why are we getting our pictures taken outside the arena?



MELINA: Yeah, I farted. Jealous?



Angry that the Tooth Fairy had left him nothing but nickels, Angle took out his frustrations on the nearest passerby.



The real reason MNM was getting pushed: They give the best airplane rides on the roster.



KURT: She's a homo!

REF: I'll handle th-- Wait, really?!?



ANGLE: Hello?

MERCURY: AAAAAAAH! THAT'S NOT A PHONE! JHOOOOOOOOOOO!



Kurt Angle further cemented his babyface status by punching a nearby Sentinel in the scrotum.



Is it really a "push-up" if you need help getting off the mat?



[Poot!]



Of course! It all makes sense! Vince saw a bald guy with a red neck and gave him the title with no build-up. Why didn't I see this before?!?



Daivari and Melina agree: Mark Henry's stomach is a homo.



Benoit ducked out of instinct. Unfortunately, Orton swung the chair with such force that he would earn the nickname "Perpetual Motion Boy."



The producers of "Survivor" were always trying to top themselves when it came to puzzles.



He thought there was nothing left to lose. But the day Randy Orton took the very roof from over his head, Oscar The Grouch learned that he had been wrong.



Here we see a rousing game of "The Mats Are Made Of Lava."



He knew he'd regret doing it later, but damn Mark Henry's giant pizza was delicious!



Neighbors became concerned when, for no apparent reason, Linda Miles began sobbing loudly at approximately 9:50 PM Friday night.



Here we catch our first glimpse of Finlay's personal referee, Somebody's Gotta Die.

SGD: Grrrrr. You're a fightin' Irish bastard!



Moy name's Finlay! And I love ter levitate!



Wow. Mr. Kennedy really let himself go!



After he escaped the island, John Locke thought he'd never see The Creature again. He was wrong.



As he turned to come face-to-face with the Boogeyman, a sickening thought crept into John's mind. Smokey had warned him that only he could prevent it. Yet he'd done nothing. And now he must pay.



Pepe Le Pew debuted on SmackDown, and made it very clear that he liked JBL.





It may not mean much to you or me, but JBL was proud of being Worm Championship Wrestling's five time five time five time five time five time champion.



Marty "Meat Grinder" Wright wasn't exactly PETA's favorite wrestler.



Life was hard for WWE midcarders, and many had to take second jobs. Here, we see Francisco "Super Crazy" Islas working as a dental hygienist.



NUNZIO: HA! This snare trap won't get me if I hold on to the top rope.

SUPER CRAZY: Ooh! Spankin' opportunity!



REY: Eddie can you hear me? Eddie can you see me? Eddie can you find me in the night?



To further milk the legacy of Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio began driving to the ring in an Invisible Lowrider. Here, we see him hitting a water buffalo.



If he needs to jump to get over you, does it really count as a "low bridge?"



In a tragic turn of events, Ric Flair told Mark Henry that there was a sa-- Waitaminute...



Mark Henry's narcolepsy was rarely a problem...except Rey Mysterio was afraid of heights!



Henry went to mark his territory by spraypainting his name on Mysterio. But some jackass named "Mexican" had beat him to it!



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Old 02-03-2006, 01:50 PM   #6
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@ Vastardikai and me coming up with almost the same caption on a few of these. I almost did one about the ref throwing up, too, but I couldn't come up with one I liked.

And I think the Sean O'Haire's toilet one may get a COTM nomination.
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Old 02-03-2006, 02:32 PM   #7
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Kurt: I said gently! GENTLY!


Sheeee's a maaaaaaan! A real maaan's maaaaaaaaan!


Henry: I'm gonna eat yer baby!
Kurt: I TOLD you, that's not my baby! ..... It's Rey Mysterio.


You're a mean one... Mr.Grinch.


Ref: Now pose!


God: Cena's champion again?


Boogeyman was steaming mad.


JBL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I broke a nail.


Over the top spanking!
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:02 PM   #8
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Warrior: QUEERIN' DON'T MAKE YOU CHAMPION, QUEER!


Belty: Cena's being traded after Mania and you're gonna be in another feud with him as heel...
Angle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Henry: Oh man... Shouldn't have eaten that can of chili... *FAARRTT*
*Kurt flies over the top rope*


These video game models are getting so lifelike...


Bald guy: Hey Randy, I saw you on the cover of "Gay Pride Magazine"...


Finlay: I'm a REAL Irish Shitter!
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:21 PM   #9
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Angle: She's a...um...she's um one of those gay types I've been hearing about.

TPWW:


Henry shows why Vince is keeping him in WWE. He just keeps crapping out talent.


Henry: Am huuuuuungry.


WACK!

Yeah, we know Orton missed Benoit, but he sure did get Richards right in the kisser.


Finley: Frawhadaheahahrahhehahewpintoguinnessinthepub!

Funaki:


JBL watches in horror as his good friend Farooqq shows his real form.


We all know that JBL has to act scared when he sees the Boogeyman, but he just takes it a step to far.


Rey looks to see what captions are the best.
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!



OH MY GOD! Eddie, why are you sharing a cage with Sean?



Boogeymans contribution to the WWE Cookbook of "Boogeyman Spaghetti" seemed to be going down a treat at Titan Towers.



Soon after this picture was taken, Finlay kicked to crap out of the ref, due to his poor impression of Chris "The Disaster Piece" Masters.



The worlds first Chair-Limbo contest got off to a great start.



The Kurt Angle sandwich Henry ate was NOT good.



YOU'RE A MAN!
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Old 02-03-2006, 06:32 PM   #12
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Smackdown's favourite pair of boobs... And look, there's Melina too.
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Henry: Angle i know you took my Cheseburgers and i am getting them back to where they belong.



JBL: When Vince said i was going to be working for worms....



I didnt think he was serious.
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Old 02-03-2006, 09:45 PM   #14
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Lita botched menstuation on SmackDown!


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