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Beneath the too tight black spandex lay an even scarier monster than Henry himself: The Mark Henry Stomach Vagina of Doom http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6021/063zf.jpg On USA's 'Dancing with the Superstars' Randy Orton shoes tremendous mime control by hitting the chair against the 'invisible wall' while Chris Benoit counters with the dance from 'Thriller'. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4807/216xl.jpg At the expiration of his 10 year contract, Mark Henry simply exploded. |
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Angle: I'M FULL!!!!!!!!!! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1390/047sd.jpg Finlay: And who's a good little boy Funaki: Me? Finlay: Yes and now i'm gonna give you something Funaki: Oh Funaki like gift what is it Finlay: I'm gonna beat the hell out of you Funaki: Oh Funaki left oven on be right back http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2614/222oo.jpg Finlay: That ref right there is what those people on that message board like to call a homo http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4807/216xl.jpg When you gotta go you gotta go http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7739/184wh.jpg JBL: Eww Jillian i've got worm shit on my manicured fingernails http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1977/176ct.jpg Boogeyman: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Beefy http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3987/296ti.jpg Crazy: I'm gonna smack dat ass http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/905/351vz.jpg Rey: Hey O'Haire has a woman up there oh shit it's Stephanie and they're.....Oh god no *Gouges His Eyes Out* I did'nt need to see that http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3069/303bd.jpg Ref: Introducing the lead role in the newest blockbuster movie Ape's Gone Wild |
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Triple H, not just content on dissing Angle's Heeldom, decides to shoot him in the ass. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8637/082st.jpg Despite being "Big name Models," MNM cannot hail a cab in this town for NOTHING. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7121/169yg1.jpg Melina's Val Venis Impression made it into the pages of Playboy. :naughty: http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7789/145jw1.jpg Angle is so talented, he can subdue an opponent and catch grapes in his mouth at the same time. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7932/138vc.jpg At the Smackdown Subway, a patron is confused as a couple of other passengers use a Kurt Angle Battering Ram. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7905/124xx.jpg Angle: She's a Homo Ref: Don't mind him, he's out of his mind. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7144/117gw.jpg When Kurt adds the Foot Bite to the Ankle Lock, it's only a matter of time... http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1613/102qr.jpg Mark Henry attempts the Extreme Pushup challenge. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/444/099qq.jpg Mark Henry's farts can clear rings and make ring announcers BALD. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3824/027qn.jpg Mark Henry's Funky Chicken Dance taunt didn't get him any heat. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6021/063zf.jpg Chris: Where's the Men's room? Randy: That Way! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9084/058uu.jpg Jessica Simpson, not content with just divorce, sends a hit man to cripple her ex-husband. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2746/273za.jpg Nick Lashey is happy. That was a satisfying trip to take out the trash. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/614/263ms.jpg Benoit: COR BLIMEY! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6408/250sl.jpg *Randy looks at the Trashcan lid mirror* Randy: Yep, still good looking! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1390/047sd.jpg Finlay brings new meaning to the term Fighting Irish. He has no time for the referee's Lex Luger impression. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8441/230bt.jpg Somebody's Gonna Die: :drool: http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2614/222oo.jpg Finlay: He stole me Lucky Charms. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4807/216xl.jpg Where will YOU be when Sean O'haire's toilet breaks. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5070/208ht.jpg JBL: Dude, I'm Sooo stoned! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8559/195lv.jpg Boogeyman's impressions get more bizarre as this week, he does one of Vader's Helmet. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7739/184wh.jpg JBL, in honor of Hunter, does his impression of the aftermath of the Hog Trough match. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1977/176ct.jpg Boogey: That's alright. The burgers probably have been at room temperature long enough to get worms! *ref for anyone who gets this one...* http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3469/287be2.jpg Thing sometimes needed help with his invasive Dental procedures. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/905/351vz.jpg Rey: You alright up there, Sean? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1759/344ds.jpg Cole: And REY BREAKS UP the Undertaker impression! That could have ended it RIGHT THERE! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9320/338td.jpg Rey gets injured Mark Henry Surfing. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3103/319ul.jpg Davairi laughs because he noticed that Henry's fly was open. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2148/079qd.jpg Ref: These Proctology exams are just too much! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7628/325aj.jpg Mark: I got my Rey doll. Now, how do I blow him up? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3069/303bd.jpg The ref cleverly disguises how he threw up in his mouth just a little bit. |
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Applying the same logic that turned bad-ass rapper John Cena into a happy-go-lucky babyface, WWE Creative turned Arab-sympathizing heel Kurt Angle into a raging queer, replete with new Tron video. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8637/082st.jpg NITRO: Hey, why are we getting our pictures taken outside the arena? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7121/169yg1.jpg MELINA: Yeah, I farted. Jealous? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7789/145jw1.jpg Angry that the Tooth Fairy had left him nothing but nickels, Angle took out his frustrations on the nearest passerby. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7932/138vc.jpg The real reason MNM was getting pushed: They give the best airplane rides on the roster. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7905/124xx.jpg KURT: She's a homo! REF: I'll handle th-- Wait, really?!? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7144/117gw.jpg ANGLE: Hello? MERCURY: AAAAAAAH! THAT'S NOT A PHONE! JHOOOOOOOOOOO! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2930/150dx.jpg Kurt Angle further cemented his babyface status by punching a nearby Sentinel in the scrotum. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1613/102qr.jpg Is it really a "push-up" if you need help getting off the mat? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/444/099qq.jpg [Poot!] http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/819/038wh.jpg Of course! It all makes sense! Vince saw a bald guy with a red neck and gave him the title with no build-up. Why didn't I see this before?!? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3824/027qn.jpg Daivari and Melina agree: Mark Henry's stomach is a homo. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6021/063zf.jpg Benoit ducked out of instinct. Unfortunately, Orton swung the chair with such force that he would earn the nickname "Perpetual Motion Boy." http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9084/058uu.jpg The producers of "Survivor" were always trying to top themselves when it came to puzzles. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2746/273za.jpg He thought there was nothing left to lose. But the day Randy Orton took the very roof from over his head, Oscar The Grouch learned that he had been wrong. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/614/263ms.jpg Here we see a rousing game of "The Mats Are Made Of Lava." http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6408/250sl.jpg He knew he'd regret doing it later, but damn Mark Henry's giant pizza was delicious! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/623/247kr.jpg Neighbors became concerned when, for no apparent reason, Linda Miles began sobbing loudly at approximately 9:50 PM Friday night. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1390/047sd.jpg Here we catch our first glimpse of Finlay's personal referee, Somebody's Gotta Die. SGD: Grrrrr. You're a fightin' Irish bastard! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8441/230bt.jpg Moy name's Finlay! And I love ter levitate! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2614/222oo.jpg Wow. Mr. Kennedy really let himself go! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4807/216xl.jpg After he escaped the island, John Locke thought he'd never see The Creature again. He was wrong. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5070/208ht.jpg As he turned to come face-to-face with the Boogeyman, a sickening thought crept into John's mind. Smokey had warned him that only he could prevent it. Yet he'd done nothing. And now he must pay. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8559/195lv.jpg Pepe Le Pew debuted on SmackDown, and made it very clear that he liked JBL. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7739/184wh.jpg It may not mean much to you or me, but JBL was proud of being Worm Championship Wrestling's five time five time five time five time five time champion. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1977/176ct.jpg Marty "Meat Grinder" Wright wasn't exactly PETA's favorite wrestler. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3469/287be2.jpg Life was hard for WWE midcarders, and many had to take second jobs. Here, we see Francisco "Super Crazy" Islas working as a dental hygienist. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3987/296ti.jpg NUNZIO: HA! This snare trap won't get me if I hold on to the top rope. SUPER CRAZY: Ooh! Spankin' opportunity! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/905/351vz.jpg REY: Eddie can you hear me? Eddie can you see me? Eddie can you find me in the night? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1759/344ds.jpg To further milk the legacy of Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio began driving to the ring in an Invisible Lowrider. Here, we see him hitting a water buffalo. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9320/338td.jpg If he needs to jump to get over you, does it really count as a "low bridge?" http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3103/319ul.jpg In a tragic turn of events, Ric Flair told Mark Henry that there was a sa-- Waitaminute... http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2148/079qd.jpg Mark Henry's narcolepsy was rarely a problem...except Rey Mysterio was afraid of heights! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7628/325aj.jpg Henry went to mark his territory by spraypainting his name on Mysterio. But some jackass named "Mexican" had beat him to it! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3069/303bd.jpg <TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=4 width="70%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=tcat>vBulletin Message</TD></TR><TR><TD class=panelsurround align=middle> <!-- main error message --> You must spread some homo jokes around before using them to caption again.<!-- / main error message --> <!-- <input type="submit" class="button" value="Go Back" accesskey="s" onclick="history.back(1); return false" /> --> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> |
:lol: @ Vastardikai and me coming up with almost the same caption on a few of these. I almost did one about the ref throwing up, too, but I couldn't come up with one I liked.
And I think the Sean O'Haire's toilet one may get a COTM nomination. |
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Kurt: I said gently! GENTLY! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7905/124xx.jpg Sheeee's a maaaaaaan! A real maaan's maaaaaaaaan! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3824/027qn.jpg Henry: I'm gonna eat yer baby! Kurt: I TOLD you, that's not my baby! ..... It's Rey Mysterio. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6408/250sl.jpg You're a mean one... Mr.Grinch. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1390/047sd.jpg Ref: Now pose! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4807/216xl.jpg God: Cena's champion again? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5070/208ht.jpg Boogeyman was steaming mad. :shifty: http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7739/184wh.jpg JBL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I broke a nail. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3987/296ti.jpg Over the top spanking! |
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Warrior: QUEERIN' DON'T MAKE YOU CHAMPION, QUEER! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2930/150dx.jpg Belty: Cena's being traded after Mania and you're gonna be in another feud with him as heel... Angle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/444/099qq.jpg Henry: Oh man... Shouldn't have eaten that can of chili... *FAARRTT* *Kurt flies over the top rope* http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/819/038wh.jpg These video game models are getting so lifelike... http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2746/273za.jpg Bald guy: Hey Randy, I saw you on the cover of "Gay Pride Magazine"... :naughty: http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1390/047sd.jpg Finlay: I'm a REAL Irish Shitter! |
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Angle: She's a...um...she's um one of those gay types I've been hearing about. TPWW: :nono: http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/444/099qq.jpg Henry shows why Vince is keeping him in WWE. He just keeps crapping out talent. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3824/027qn.jpg Henry: Am huuuuuungry. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6021/063zf.jpg WACK! Yeah, we know Orton missed Benoit, but he sure did get Richards right in the kisser. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1390/047sd.jpg Finley: Frawhadaheahahrahhehahewpintoguinnessinthepub! Funaki: :wtf: http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4807/216xl.jpg JBL watches in horror as his good friend Farooqq shows his real form. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7739/184wh.jpg We all know that JBL has to act scared when he sees the Boogeyman, but he just takes it a step to far. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/905/351vz.jpg Rey looks to see what captions are the best. |
i must bow to Cool King
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH! http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/905/351vz.jpg OH MY GOD! Eddie, why are you sharing a cage with Sean? http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1977/176ct.jpg Boogeymans contribution to the WWE Cookbook of "Boogeyman Spaghetti" seemed to be going down a treat at Titan Towers. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1390/047sd.jpg Soon after this picture was taken, Finlay kicked to crap out of the ref, due to his poor impression of Chris "The Disaster Piece" Masters. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6021/063zf.jpg The worlds first Chair-Limbo contest got off to a great start. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/444/099qq.jpg The Kurt Angle sandwich Henry ate was NOT good. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7905/124xx.jpg YOU'RE A MAN! |
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Smackdown's favourite pair of boobs... And look, there's Melina too. |
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Henry: Angle i know you took my Cheseburgers and i am getting them back to where they belong. http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/4531/216xl8pm.jpg JBL: When Vince said i was going to be working for worms.... http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1320/184wh0zd.jpg I didnt think he was serious. |
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Sharmelina. http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4807/216xl.jpg Lita botched menstuation on SmackDown! New to captioning, been on for a while, just felt like captioning. :shifty: |
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