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The Greater Power
02-22-2006, 07:27 PM
Something big as far as an announcement to wrestlers is expected on Monday at the combined Raw & Smackdown tapings in Washington, DC. All wrestlers on the roster, including the guys who haven't been used in a while, have been told they must be at the tapings.

Meltzer

Blitz
02-22-2006, 07:31 PM
End of the brand split, perhaps?

The Naitch
02-22-2006, 07:31 PM
Tazz is firing them all

Xero
02-22-2006, 07:33 PM
(All the wrestlers are in the arena and Vince's music hits and he comes out. [Remember this isn't for the show])

Vince: I'm sure you've ALL heard the rumors. "Vince is leaving", "Oh shit, he's selling the company", etc...

Randy Orton: Uh, what rumors? :wtf:

Vince: SHUT UP! Anyway, it's TRUE!

*All the wrestlers gasp and and they start to talk*

Vince: Allow me to introduce to you, my successor......

(Triple H's music hits)

Everyone except Vince and Shawn: GOD DAMMIT!

(Triple H comes out and gives a 2 hour promo about how he's going to turn the company around.)

McLegend
02-22-2006, 07:38 PM
Something invloving the Drug testing maybe.

Y3J
02-22-2006, 07:42 PM
To witness the induction of Marty Jannetty into Vince's "Kiss my ass" club.

Nervous Ferret
02-22-2006, 07:43 PM
lol Masters is packing his suitcase and on his way OUT

The Naitch
02-22-2006, 08:49 PM
probably some gay ECW PPV announceemnt

loopydate
02-22-2006, 08:53 PM
Something invloving the Drug testing maybe.

That was my first thought. "Everybody show up so you can piss in this cup."

Maybe he's actually planning the draft lottery more than a week in advance this year, and he wants input from people as to what shows they want to be on. For example:

CHAVO: Vince, it's idiotic for me to be on RAW, since I'm a cruiserweight, and the Cruiserweight Title is on SmackDown.

The Naitch
02-22-2006, 08:56 PM
Matt Hardy: Vince, put me back on RAW. I think I might have another chance with Lita

Dorkchop
02-22-2006, 08:59 PM
Eugene: DURRRRRP!

94 SVT Cobra
02-22-2006, 10:08 PM
RVD: Is there a point to me being here?
Vince: Rob, was there ever?

Skippord
02-22-2006, 10:25 PM
Vince:I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN

Bad Company
02-22-2006, 10:30 PM
Hepetitis test?

Mr. Nerfect
02-22-2006, 10:57 PM
Hope it's good, and means the push of Doug Basham.

Pinnacle Charisma
02-22-2006, 11:00 PM
Maybe its that Eddie is still alive

Boondock Saint
02-22-2006, 11:01 PM
Hope it's good, and means the push of Doug Basham.

Keep dreamin'.

Dorkchop
02-23-2006, 12:03 AM
Hope it's good, and means the push of Doug Basham.

The Bashman is not getting a push. The reason why would be the second word I typed.

Corkscrewed
02-23-2006, 12:57 AM
It'll prolly be something stupid like "I want to reinforce kayfabe."

Mr. Nerfect
02-23-2006, 12:58 AM
It'll prolly be something stupid like "I want to reinforce kayfabe."

Or he'll blame the younger talent for not getting over despite the fact they have been given shitty gimmicks.

Dorkchop
02-23-2006, 01:48 AM
Maybe it's a reminder that Vince is a genetic jackhammer.

Schoenauer
02-23-2006, 02:04 AM
I think this involves Trips saying he was the King of Kings, that everybody must now pray for him when he comes out to the ring.

V
02-23-2006, 02:11 AM
if it's anything mentioned above, about triple h, I don't think micheal cole will stand for it

http://gohan3k.com/fuckhead.jpg

ddpBANG
02-23-2006, 02:29 AM
Triple H sneezed. They want all of the wrestlers to bless him.

Dave Youell
02-23-2006, 05:33 AM
They are all going back to OVW so Vince can hire all the TNA guys only to fire them all with 90 day clauses

Morgan
02-23-2006, 06:26 AM
He's going to show the whole roster the pictures on his camera phone.

Dave Youell
02-23-2006, 06:29 AM
He could be announcing more roster cuts, they've fired 4 guys within the past week

Extreme Angle
02-23-2006, 07:05 AM
He could be announcing more roster cuts, they've fired 4 guys within the past week
4! :eek:

TerranRich
02-23-2006, 01:35 PM
Suggestions from the wrestlers:

Boogeyman: We need more worms, Mr. McMahon. Definitely more worms...

Eugene: I think my gimmick should be— uh, I mean, DAAAAHAHA HAPPY GO POOPOO FLUFFY!!!

Shelton: I say it's time to kill off my on-screen momma.

Goldust: Where the hell have I been?

Triple H: Increase the show to 3 hours so I can have more promo time!

Tatanka: Where the hell have I been?

Juventud: Re-hire me! Joo need de juice, mang!!

Candice: Where the hell HAVEN'T I been?

Victoria: Am I cutesy? Am I tough? What the fuck AM I??

Booker: YO SUCKA YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO...

Lita: [sluurrrp]

Booker: YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO REVAMP MY CHARACTER AND MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME...

Michael Cole: Shut the fuck up, Fuckhead! FUCK!!!

Fryza
02-23-2006, 02:26 PM
Either the ECW PPV or the interpromotional MITB.

Xero
02-23-2006, 02:38 PM
Either the ECW PPV or the interpromotional MITB.
This isn't for storylines. This is about the company. He's apparently going to talk to the entire roster.

master
02-23-2006, 03:03 PM
"life sucks and then you diiie"

TerranRich
02-23-2006, 03:19 PM
Vince: What I'd like to tell you all is...Stone Cold Steve Austin will be returning...again...

Xero
02-23-2006, 03:41 PM
Vince: I'm gay!

Everyone: ...................................................

Goldust: And?

Vince: Me and Hunter are lovers!

Edge: And?

Vince: And we're getting married!

Carlito: You know, this is 2006, gays don't shock anyone anymore...

Vince: ..... YOU'RE ALL MEAN! :'( *Runs away crying*

Triple H: OH GREAT! Now I have to go home to THAT! I hope you're all happy!

tucsonspeed6
02-23-2006, 04:06 PM
He's going to show the whole roster the pictures on his camera phone.


Or if he doesn't own a cameraphone, he probably thinks that nobody does or that it doesn't even exist.

You've got a nice head.

Arnold HamNegger
02-23-2006, 04:26 PM
Vince is going to announce that he's the Father and Grandfather of Steph's baby.

Londoner
02-23-2006, 04:36 PM
I'm hoping it's the end of the roster split.It's got to be.

TerranRich
02-23-2006, 08:10 PM
I will bet $100 to anyone on these forums that it is NOT a roster split. Enough with that crap already. It's not gonna happen anytime soon.

loopydate
02-23-2006, 08:13 PM
I will bet $100 to anyone on these forums that it is NOT a roster split. Enough with that crap already. It's not gonna happen anytime soon.

TerranRich
02-23-2006, 09:00 PM
Er, I meant "NOT the end of the roster split". :p

loopydate
02-23-2006, 09:24 PM
So did I, incidentally. I saw the words "NOT" and "brand split" and thought that's what you said, anyway.

Skimming rules.

But, yeah, no way are they ending the brand split.

Skippord
02-23-2006, 09:27 PM
Vince:I wish I could quit you
HHH:slurp

Londoner
02-23-2006, 11:42 PM
I just think this is perfect timing to announce it.We will have to wait and see.None of us really know.

Pinnacle Charisma
02-23-2006, 11:48 PM
I just think this is perfect timing to announce it.We will have to wait and see.None of us really know.

Yeah its a preety good time for them to announce it due to the fact that with Orton winning the whc at wm and Cena likily retaining there going to do a feud between these two revolving around title unification.

Londoner
02-23-2006, 11:58 PM
I was thinking what they could do is at WM they could unify the titles and have Cena V Orton for the title after the two title matches have finished.

Gone Mad
02-24-2006, 01:36 AM
I could tell you what the big announcement will NOT be about: Getting better writers.

Watch the announcement is something stupid like expanding the Junior division or new GM: Tim White.

Corkscrewed
02-24-2006, 03:14 AM
Imagine, if you will, the following impossible situation:


VINCE: Thanks for coming, everyone, especially Lita, who came twice. :naughty:

LITA: Mno prhbem.

VINCE: Anyway, I've got a huge announcement for everyone. You see, for a long time, there's been someone I've highly admired. And it's about time all of you admire him too!

HHH: :cool:

EVERYONE ELSE: *grumble grumble*

VINCE: Now, this man is a true wrestling god. I mean it. Not just by gimmick; he's really amazing at wrestling!

JBL: :mad:

VINCE: Furthermore, you've heard lots of people simply praise him to death, so I want you all to do it as well! In fact, anyone who does not hail this man will be fired!!!!

HHH: :D

EVERYONE ELSE: :rant:

VINCE: So, I am pleased to announce that the WWE has adopted an official idol to whom everyone MUST pay tribute! That's right! You will worship him like you worship a god!

HHH: :naughty:

VINCE: So starting now,
EVERYONE, HAIL....

HHH: :y: :y:

EVERYONE ELSE: Grrrrrr

VINCE: New to the company...

EVERYONE: :?: :?:

VINCE: CHRIS FUCKING SABIN!!!!

HHH: :eek: :mad: :rant: :foc:

EVERYONE ELSE: :drool:

SKIPPORD: ***SPLURGE***

Skippord
02-24-2006, 04:56 AM
I totally would too

Batsu
02-24-2006, 03:55 PM
End of the brand split, perhaps?

I hope not.

That would be the most asinine move WWE has yet to make, not involving ridiculous "Booking For Thrills" escapades.

Innovator
02-24-2006, 04:14 PM
Vince: Listen, we've been giving him a bad rep...but CM Punk is debuting tonight and winning the title.

Cena: :mad:

HHH: :drool:

Vince: Oh yeah and he's beating you at Mania Hunter

HHH: :mad:




*Inno wakes up*

Xero
02-24-2006, 05:15 PM
Vince: Hunter, YOU'RE FIRED!

Triple H: :lol: Good one!

Vince: No, really.

Triple H: :rofl: YOU'RE SO FUNN- HEY!

*Police drag him off*

Nowhere Man
02-24-2006, 05:44 PM
Vince wants to make sure the whole roster gets a turn for "RVD Jobs to Everyone" night.