02-22-2006, 07:27 PM | #1 |
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What Could It Be?
Something big as far as an announcement to wrestlers is expected on Monday at the combined Raw & Smackdown tapings in Washington, DC. All wrestlers on the roster, including the guys who haven't been used in a while, have been told they must be at the tapings.
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02-22-2006, 07:31 PM | #2 |
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End of the brand split, perhaps?
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02-22-2006, 07:31 PM | #3 |
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Tazz is firing them all
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02-22-2006, 07:33 PM | #4 |
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(All the wrestlers are in the arena and Vince's music hits and he comes out. [Remember this isn't for the show])
Vince: I'm sure you've ALL heard the rumors. "Vince is leaving", "Oh shit, he's selling the company", etc... Randy Orton: Uh, what rumors? Vince: SHUT UP! Anyway, it's TRUE! *All the wrestlers gasp and and they start to talk* Vince: Allow me to introduce to you, my successor...... (Triple H's music hits) Everyone except Vince and Shawn: GOD DAMMIT! (Triple H comes out and gives a 2 hour promo about how he's going to turn the company around.) |
02-22-2006, 07:38 PM | #5 |
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Something invloving the Drug testing maybe.
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02-22-2006, 07:42 PM | #6 |
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To witness the induction of Marty Jannetty into Vince's "Kiss my ass" club.
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02-22-2006, 07:43 PM | #7 |
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lol Masters is packing his suitcase and on his way OUT
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02-22-2006, 08:49 PM | #8 |
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probably some gay ECW PPV announceemnt
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02-22-2006, 08:53 PM | #9 | |
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Maybe he's actually planning the draft lottery more than a week in advance this year, and he wants input from people as to what shows they want to be on. For example: CHAVO: Vince, it's idiotic for me to be on RAW, since I'm a cruiserweight, and the Cruiserweight Title is on SmackDown. |
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02-22-2006, 08:56 PM | #10 |
RAPTURE READY.
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Matt Hardy: Vince, put me back on RAW. I think I might have another chance with Lita
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02-22-2006, 08:59 PM | #11 |
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Eugene: DURRRRRP!
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02-22-2006, 10:08 PM | #12 |
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RVD: Is there a point to me being here?
Vince: Rob, was there ever? |
02-22-2006, 10:25 PM | #13 |
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Vince:I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN
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02-22-2006, 10:30 PM | #14 |
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Hepetitis test?
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02-22-2006, 10:57 PM | #15 |
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Hope it's good, and means the push of Doug Basham.
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02-22-2006, 11:00 PM | #16 |
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Maybe its that Eddie is still alive
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02-23-2006, 12:03 AM | #18 | |
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02-23-2006, 12:57 AM | #19 |
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It'll prolly be something stupid like "I want to reinforce kayfabe."
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02-23-2006, 12:58 AM | #20 | |
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02-23-2006, 01:48 AM | #21 |
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Maybe it's a reminder that Vince is a genetic jackhammer.
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02-23-2006, 02:04 AM | #22 |
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I think this involves Trips saying he was the King of Kings, that everybody must now pray for him when he comes out to the ring.
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02-23-2006, 02:11 AM | #23 |
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if it's anything mentioned above, about triple h, I don't think micheal cole will stand for it
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02-23-2006, 02:29 AM | #24 |
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Triple H sneezed. They want all of the wrestlers to bless him.
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02-23-2006, 05:33 AM | #25 |
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They are all going back to OVW so Vince can hire all the TNA guys only to fire them all with 90 day clauses
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02-23-2006, 06:26 AM | #26 |
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He's going to show the whole roster the pictures on his camera phone.
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02-23-2006, 06:29 AM | #27 |
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He could be announcing more roster cuts, they've fired 4 guys within the past week
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02-23-2006, 07:05 AM | #28 | |
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02-23-2006, 01:35 PM | #29 |
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Suggestions from the wrestlers:
Boogeyman: We need more worms, Mr. McMahon. Definitely more worms... Eugene: I think my gimmick should be— uh, I mean, DAAAAHAHA HAPPY GO POOPOO FLUFFY!!! Shelton: I say it's time to kill off my on-screen momma. Goldust: Where the hell have I been? Triple H: Increase the show to 3 hours so I can have more promo time! Tatanka: Where the hell have I been? Juventud: Re-hire me! Joo need de juice, mang!! Candice: Where the hell HAVEN'T I been? Victoria: Am I cutesy? Am I tough? What the fuck AM I?? Booker: YO SUCKA YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO... Lita: [sluurrrp] Booker: YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO REVAMP MY CHARACTER AND MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME... Michael Cole: Shut the fuck up, Fuckhead! FUCK!!! |
02-23-2006, 02:26 PM | #30 |
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Either the ECW PPV or the interpromotional MITB.
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02-23-2006, 02:38 PM | #31 | |
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02-23-2006, 03:03 PM | #32 |
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"life sucks and then you diiie"
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02-23-2006, 03:19 PM | #33 |
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Vince: What I'd like to tell you all is...Stone Cold Steve Austin will be returning...again...
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02-23-2006, 03:41 PM | #34 |
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Vince: I'm gay!
Everyone: ................................................... Goldust: And? Vince: Me and Hunter are lovers! Edge: And? Vince: And we're getting married! Carlito: You know, this is 2006, gays don't shock anyone anymore... Vince: ..... YOU'RE ALL MEAN! *Runs away crying* Triple H: OH GREAT! Now I have to go home to THAT! I hope you're all happy! |
02-23-2006, 04:06 PM | #35 | |
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Or if he doesn't own a cameraphone, he probably thinks that nobody does or that it doesn't even exist. You've got a nice head. |
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02-23-2006, 04:26 PM | #36 |
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Vince is going to announce that he's the Father and Grandfather of Steph's baby.
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02-23-2006, 04:36 PM | #37 |
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I'm hoping it's the end of the roster split.It's got to be.
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02-23-2006, 08:10 PM | #38 |
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I will bet $100 to anyone on these forums that it is NOT a roster split. Enough with that crap already. It's not gonna happen anytime soon.
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02-23-2006, 08:13 PM | #39 | |
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02-23-2006, 09:00 PM | #40 |
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Er, I meant "NOT the end of the roster split".
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