What Could It Be?
 

Something big as far as an announcement to wrestlers is expected on Monday at the combined Raw & Smackdown tapings in Washington, DC. All wrestlers on the roster, including the guys who haven't been used in a while, have been told they must be at the tapings.

Meltzer

End of the brand split, perhaps?

Tazz is firing them all

(All the wrestlers are in the arena and Vince's music hits and he comes out. [Remember this isn't for the show])

Vince: I'm sure you've ALL heard the rumors. "Vince is leaving", "Oh shit, he's selling the company", etc...

Randy Orton: Uh, what rumors? :wtf:

Vince: SHUT UP! Anyway, it's TRUE!

*All the wrestlers gasp and and they start to talk*

Vince: Allow me to introduce to you, my successor......

(Triple H's music hits)

Everyone except Vince and Shawn: GOD DAMMIT!

(Triple H comes out and gives a 2 hour promo about how he's going to turn the company around.)

Something invloving the Drug testing maybe.

To witness the induction of Marty Jannetty into Vince's "Kiss my ass" club.

lol Masters is packing his suitcase and on his way OUT

probably some gay ECW PPV announceemnt

That was my first thought. "Everybody show up so you can piss in this cup."

Maybe he's actually planning the draft lottery more than a week in advance this year, and he wants input from people as to what shows they want to be on. For example:

CHAVO: Vince, it's idiotic for me to be on RAW, since I'm a cruiserweight, and the Cruiserweight Title is on SmackDown.

Matt Hardy: Vince, put me back on RAW. I think I might have another chance with Lita

Eugene: DURRRRRP!

RVD: Is there a point to me being here?
Vince: Rob, was there ever?

Vince:I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN

Hepetitis test?

Hope it's good, and means the push of Doug Basham.

Maybe its that Eddie is still alive

Keep dreamin'.

The Bashman is not getting a push. The reason why would be the second word I typed.

It'll prolly be something stupid like "I want to reinforce kayfabe."

Or he'll blame the younger talent for not getting over despite the fact they have been given shitty gimmicks.

Maybe it's a reminder that Vince is a genetic jackhammer.

I think this involves Trips saying he was the King of Kings, that everybody must now pray for him when he comes out to the ring.

if it's anything mentioned above, about triple h, I don't think micheal cole will stand for it

http://gohan3k.com/fuckhead.jpg

Triple H sneezed. They want all of the wrestlers to bless him.

They are all going back to OVW so Vince can hire all the TNA guys only to fire them all with 90 day clauses

He's going to show the whole roster the pictures on his camera phone.

He could be announcing more roster cuts, they've fired 4 guys within the past week

4! :eek:

Suggestions from the wrestlers:

Boogeyman: We need more worms, Mr. McMahon. Definitely more worms...

Eugene: I think my gimmick should be— uh, I mean, DAAAAHAHA HAPPY GO POOPOO FLUFFY!!!

Shelton: I say it's time to kill off my on-screen momma.

Goldust: Where the hell have I been?

Triple H: Increase the show to 3 hours so I can have more promo time!

Tatanka: Where the hell have I been?

Juventud: Re-hire me! Joo need de juice, mang!!

Candice: Where the hell HAVEN'T I been?

Victoria: Am I cutesy? Am I tough? What the fuck AM I??

Booker: YO SUCKA YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO...

Lita: [sluurrrp]

Booker: YOU NEED TO, YOU NEED TO REVAMP MY CHARACTER AND MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME, MAKE ME...

Michael Cole: Shut the fuck up, Fuckhead! FUCK!!!

This isn't for storylines. This is about the company. He's apparently going to talk to the entire roster.

"life sucks and then you diiie"

Vince: What I'd like to tell you all is...Stone Cold Steve Austin will be returning...again...

Vince: I'm gay!

Everyone: ...................................................

Goldust: And?

Vince: Me and Hunter are lovers!

Edge: And?

Vince: And we're getting married!

Carlito: You know, this is 2006, gays don't shock anyone anymore...

Vince: ..... YOU'RE ALL MEAN! :'( *Runs away crying*

Triple H: OH GREAT! Now I have to go home to THAT! I hope you're all happy!

Or if he doesn't own a cameraphone, he probably thinks that nobody does or that it doesn't even exist.

You've got a nice head.

Vince is going to announce that he's the Father and Grandfather of Steph's baby.

I'm hoping it's the end of the roster split.It's got to be.

I will bet $100 to anyone on these forums that it is NOT a roster split. Enough with that crap already. It's not gonna happen anytime soon.

Er, I meant "NOT the end of the roster split". :p