SmackDown! Captions [2-24-2006]

[loopydate]

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[Disturbed316]

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I swear, the shit was in the bag before I took it.

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Chavo: I'm never gonna do this move properly

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Long: Bitch, I'm gonna kill you. I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

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The Rey Mysterio football wasn't as big as a success as they had hoped.

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WWE: Karma Suitra

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Mysterio and Lashley got a perfect score in their ice skating routine.

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The Dicks thought they were lucky when they didn't see "The Vince", but when he sent out his pet monster, they knew they were fucked.

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Cactus Jack: The Playground version

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Regal thinking: Oh I wish I were a pirate.

[Y3J]

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Chavo beats up Orton despite having his right arm amputated.

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Security: Chavo, have you put on weight?

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I want my daddy :'(

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Rey, I'm your father...

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...

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... Thank you Eddie, you took my son but gave me a father.

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JBL performs The Ultimate Spear from the heavens

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Throw me a peanut

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JBL is spasticated after his injury

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Peadophilia at it worst

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Lift off

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I'm flying without wings...AAARGH I'm falling!

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This move is hurting me more that him.

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The black version of Dr Evil and Mini Me

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Hardy Boys Tribute

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I haven't washed my feet for 3 weeks

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Oh My God, The palm of my hand isn't black.

[Lock Jaw]

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The insane artist strikes again!

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Rey: I love Daddy!

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JBL: Heil.

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Lashley: I left my cheeseburgers unguarded!

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After weeks of using the Agressive Crothc Display to his advantage, Rey finally got it turned on him by JBL. And because it was JBL he got more then a display.

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Rey: We're a totem pole! Huya huya huya huya huya...

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Tatanka: Did I hear someone say totem pole?

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Instead of fighting his opponent, Boogeyman pooped out a clone to do it for him.

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His soul is mine!

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Booker T: I'm Edward Bookerhands now, sucka!

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You know the product is getting bad when the monitors hurl all over the announce table.

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Burchill: Tha's interestin'.....

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Burchill: Well I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine. I had a little stretch of land along the CP line. But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there, and the bankers came and took my land and told me fair was fair. I looked for ever kind of job, the answer always no. "Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go! Ha ha!". The government, they promised me a measely little sum, but I've got too much pride to end up just another bum. Then I thought "who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?" I'm going to be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!

And it's a heave-ho! Hi-ho! Comin' down the plains, stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains. And it's a ho-hey! Hi-hey! Farmers bar your doors when you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!

Regal: ..... I thought you were British?

Burchill: Shut up.

[darkpower]

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ORTON: DAAAA DAT DAT DAHH DAAHHHH.....
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Chavo really missed these mandatory gang rapes while on SmackDown to get air time.

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REY: And to all my fans out there, I have to ask of you, why the hell did I agree to this angle?

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LONG: And if anyone uses the "you're a homo" caption to this photo, I want you to fuck them up, do you hear me, ReyRey?

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[Cue Brokeback Mountain theme]

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REY: YES!! Now I can get to job to a ass-kissing prick AND a bald, old man.

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A thinner and darker-haired Steven Frost was asked to be the special guest referee when Wayne Brady and Brad Sherwood finally came to blows during a hoedown.

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JBL's reaction to hear that he had to make his worst nightmare come true: Job to a liberal.

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Not content on JUST making Rey hear more comments about Eddie, Orton also was making Rey claim that Orton's boyfriend, Triple H, was God.

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As Finlay gets creeped out by the posters with boners for him coming after him, Rey reveals that he is the biggest John Cena fan around.

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CAMERAMAN: [towards two wandering men near entrance] HEY GUYS, ARE YOU CHECKING THIS HOT GAY ACTION OUT?!......NO, I DON'T GET INTO PEDOPHILIA!! WHY?!

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JBL watches in disgust as the "no-good liberal" shows that he can do the Finger Poke Of Doom much better than he can.

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While Chris Benoit was in the air flapping his arms trying to fly, he wondered why in the hell the photographer always had a knack to take a picture of JBL's crotch while he was laid out.

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The Odd Couple 2006

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Damn, Richard Simmons had really bulked up, had he?

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NITRO: Hey, man, why are we beating up an aging Indian wrestler?
MERCURY: Ask the man who hasn't let a black man be champion in 5 years or so.

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Matt Hardy won't die, eh?


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Tatanka uses his signature manuver, the Arm-Fat Flapper From Hell, with positive results.

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MERCURY: PLEASE, GLASS CEILING, SAVE ME, PLEASE!!!!!!

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Melina shows the world what she looked like BEFORE donning the makeup...from an angle just to scar children for life.

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PSYCOSIS: Hey man, that Junkyard Dog imitation won't work when you are standing UP!
HELMS: Whoever said it was an imitation?
PSYCOSIS: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKES!!!!


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DICK ON RIGHT: Hey, man, chill. We were just released. We were just visiting....yeah, that's right!

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Yeah, that's right, Vince ends up burying wrestlers even AFTER they leave his company.

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The Boogyman saves Michael Cole and Tazz from having to watch the rest of this sucky show.

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As Tazz tried to figure out who Thing was from the right side this week, Michael Cole took the time to call each and every worm a fuckhead.

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Krystal with her Fatality move: the SPLENE PULL!!!

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Trivia time: Point out every single fan in this picture who actually has their wang out right now.




Well, there they are. I'm a little rusty as I haven't done this in a few weeks, so forgive me. :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

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Chavo and Randy really did enjoy grooming each other.

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Chavo: HEY ALBA! SO DID YOU GET MY LETTER?? NO?? OK, I GOTTA GO NOW, SEE YA!

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Long: That guy on your shirt is a homo!

Mysterio: Michael Bolton??

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Mysterio: I love you, Apollo.

Long: Yeah, love you too, Stallion.

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JBL: RANDOM PAC-MAN! WAKA WA-- Ow, THAT'S THE BROKEN ONE, Ya Bastard!

[Cuzziebro]

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Orton: I swear im not the homo one.

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Rey knew victory tasted that much sweeter once your have had sex with a black guy.

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Tatanka was sure he saw a ghost, but it was just Richards.

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Cole: I havent had something to eat for days, finally a proper feed.
Tazz: :wtf:

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Regal: You are NOT Jack Sparrow. Your too fat.

[Corkscrewed]

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"The Jeffersons were never moving on up. In fact, they moved on DOWN... to HELL!!!!"

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SHERMAN HELMSLEY: "INSULT MY OLD SHOW WILL YOU??????"

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Having knocked Randy Orton unconscious, Chavo was now free to enjoy the uber amazing invisible swing.

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Security had to restrain Worf after he found out some jerk had removed his brow.
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"Shoot this man in the nipple!"

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"I value your friendship..."

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"Yay! I touched his schlong!"

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LASHLEY: Teehee. More snare trap.

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BENOIT: Scratch! My! Balls! Damn you!

JBL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!

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The JBL Ballet Theater wasn't going that well.

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As Orton reduced the airflow, Rey felt his screams reach a high and whiny pitch, a sensation he hadn't experienced since all of two years ago in junior high.

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This was certainly the most brutal televised rape in history.

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JBL: Finlay! Look out!

FINLAY: AHHHHH!!!

BENOIT: Why won't anyone scratch my balls????

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Cannonball Chris was a huge hit with the fans.

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One way or another, Chris was gonna get someone to scratch his balls.

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No one was quite sure what this interpretive dance was supposed to mean.

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Things started getting creepy when the ghost of Colonel Custard came back for revenge.

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Better troops this time.


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Helms: What the?!

Psicosis: DAMMIT! I knew I shouldn't have let Rhyno borrow my hair gel!!

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Psicosis's rapel off the rafters using a ceiling truss amazed the hell outta everyone in the building.

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[and here]

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SHARMELL: "OHMAGAWD BABY... YOU HAVE HANDS!!!!"

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Boogeyman: [I]There's got to be a better way of getting rid of old tables.

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TAZZ: Um, Cole. I think these gummy worms are a bit old.

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The new "Pirates of the Caribbean / Terminator: The Older Years" wasn't really a big hit.




Bah, I sucked. Off to sleep.

[darkpower]

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Not a caption, and I'm gonna be ribbed BIG time for making this point, but is it me, or does JBL have a boner in this pic?