SmackDown! Captions [2-24-2006]

**loopydate** · 02-26-2006, 04:13 PM

**Disturbed316** · 02-26-2006, 04:37 PM

I swear, the shit was in the bag before I took it.

Chavo: I'm never gonna do this move properly

Long: Bitch, I'm gonna kill you. I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

The Rey Mysterio football wasn't as big as a success as they had hoped.

WWE: Karma Suitra

Mysterio and Lashley got a perfect score in their ice skating routine.

The Dicks thought they were lucky when they didn't see "The Vince", but when he sent out his pet monster, they knew they were fucked.

Cactus Jack: The Playground version

Regal thinking: Oh I wish I were a pirate.

**Y3J** · 02-26-2006, 04:39 PM

Chavo beats up Orton despite having his right arm amputated.

Security: Chavo, have you put on weight?

I want my daddy

Rey, I'm your father...

...

... Thank you Eddie, you took my son but gave me a father.

JBL performs The Ultimate Spear from the heavens

Throw me a peanut

JBL is spasticated after his injury

Peadophilia at it worst

Lift off

I'm flying without wings...AAARGH I'm falling!

This move is hurting me more that him.

The black version of Dr Evil and Mini Me

Hardy Boys Tribute

I haven't washed my feet for 3 weeks

Oh My God, The palm of my hand isn't black.

**Lock Jaw** · 02-26-2006, 07:13 PM

The insane artist strikes again!

Rey: I love Daddy!

JBL: Heil.

Lashley: I left my cheeseburgers unguarded!

After weeks of using the Agressive Crothc Display to his advantage, Rey finally got it turned on him by JBL. And because it was JBL he got more then a display.

Rey: We're a totem pole! Huya huya huya huya huya...

Tatanka: Did I hear someone say totem pole?

Instead of fighting his opponent, Boogeyman pooped out a clone to do it for him.

His soul is mine!

Booker T: I'm Edward Bookerhands now, sucka!

You know the product is getting bad when the monitors hurl all over the announce table.

Burchill: Tha's interestin'.....

Burchill: Well I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine. I had a little stretch of land along the CP line. But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there, and the bankers came and took my land and told me fair was fair. I looked for ever kind of job, the answer always no. "Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go! Ha ha!". The government, they promised me a measely little sum, but I've got too much pride to end up just another bum. Then I thought "who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?" I'm going to be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!

And it's a heave-ho! Hi-ho! Comin' down the plains, stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains. And it's a ho-hey! Hi-hey! Farmers bar your doors when you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!

Regal: ..... I thought you were British?

Burchill: Shut up.

**darkpower** · 02-27-2006, 03:33 AM

ORTON: DAAAA DAT DAT DAHH DAAHHHH.....
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Chavo really missed these mandatory gang rapes while on SmackDown to get air time.

REY: And to all my fans out there, I have to ask of you, why the hell did I agree to this angle?

LONG: And if anyone uses the "you're a homo" caption to this photo, I want you to fuck them up, do you hear me, ReyRey?

[Cue Brokeback Mountain theme]

REY: YES!! Now I can get to job to a ass-kissing prick AND a bald, old man.

A thinner and darker-haired Steven Frost was asked to be the special guest referee when Wayne Brady and Brad Sherwood finally came to blows during a hoedown.

JBL's reaction to hear that he had to make his worst nightmare come true: Job to a liberal.

Not content on JUST making Rey hear more comments about Eddie, Orton also was making Rey claim that Orton's boyfriend, Triple H, was God.

As Finlay gets creeped out by the posters with boners for him coming after him, Rey reveals that he is the biggest John Cena fan around.

CAMERAMAN: [towards two wandering men near entrance] HEY GUYS, ARE YOU CHECKING THIS HOT GAY ACTION OUT?!......NO, I DON'T GET INTO PEDOPHILIA!! WHY?!

JBL watches in disgust as the "no-good liberal" shows that he can do the Finger Poke Of Doom much better than he can.

While Chris Benoit was in the air flapping his arms trying to fly, he wondered why in the hell the photographer always had a knack to take a picture of JBL's crotch while he was laid out.

The Odd Couple 2006

Damn, Richard Simmons had really bulked up, had he?

NITRO: Hey, man, why are we beating up an aging Indian wrestler?
MERCURY: Ask the man who hasn't let a black man be champion in 5 years or so.

Matt Hardy won't die, eh?

Tatanka uses his signature manuver, the Arm-Fat Flapper From Hell, with positive results.

MERCURY: PLEASE, GLASS CEILING, SAVE ME, PLEASE!!!!!!

Melina shows the world what she looked like BEFORE donning the makeup...from an angle just to scar children for life.

PSYCOSIS: Hey man, that Junkyard Dog imitation won't work when you are standing UP!
HELMS: Whoever said it was an imitation?
PSYCOSIS: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKES!!!!

DICK ON RIGHT: Hey, man, chill. We were just released. We were just visiting....yeah, that's right!

Yeah, that's right, Vince ends up burying wrestlers even AFTER they leave his company.

The Boogyman saves Michael Cole and Tazz from having to watch the rest of this sucky show.

As Tazz tried to figure out who Thing was from the right side this week, Michael Cole took the time to call each and every worm a fuckhead.

Krystal with her Fatality move: the SPLENE PULL!!!

Trivia time: Point out every single fan in this picture who actually has their wang out right now.

Well, there they are. I'm a little rusty as I haven't done this in a few weeks, so forgive me.

**Gone Mad** · 02-27-2006, 03:53 AM

Chavo and Randy really did enjoy grooming each other.

Chavo: HEY ALBA! SO DID YOU GET MY LETTER?? NO?? OK, I GOTTA GO NOW, SEE YA!

Long: That guy on your shirt is a homo!

Mysterio: Michael Bolton??

Mysterio: I love you, Apollo.

Long: Yeah, love you too, Stallion.

JBL: RANDOM PAC-MAN! WAKA WA-- Ow, THAT'S THE BROKEN ONE, Ya Bastard!

**Cuzziebro** · 02-27-2006, 04:44 AM

Orton: I swear im not the homo one.

Rey knew victory tasted that much sweeter once your have had sex with a black guy.

Tatanka was sure he saw a ghost, but it was just Richards.

Cole: I havent had something to eat for days, finally a proper feed.
Tazz:

Regal: You are NOT Jack Sparrow. Your too fat.

**Corkscrewed** · 02-27-2006, 05:05 AM

"The Jeffersons were never moving on up. In fact, they moved on DOWN... to HELL!!!!"

SHERMAN HELMSLEY: "INSULT MY OLD SHOW WILL YOU??????"

Having knocked Randy Orton unconscious, Chavo was now free to enjoy the uber amazing invisible swing.

Security had to restrain Worf after he found out some jerk had removed his brow.

"Shoot this man in the nipple!"

"I value your friendship..."

"Yay! I touched his schlong!"

LASHLEY: Teehee. More snare trap.

BENOIT: Scratch! My! Balls! Damn you!

JBL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!

The JBL Ballet Theater wasn't going that well.

As Orton reduced the airflow, Rey felt his screams reach a high and whiny pitch, a sensation he hadn't experienced since all of two years ago in junior high.

This was certainly the most brutal televised rape in history.

JBL: Finlay! Look out!

FINLAY: AHHHHH!!!

BENOIT: Why won't anyone scratch my balls????

Cannonball Chris was a huge hit with the fans.

One way or another, Chris was gonna get someone to scratch his balls.

No one was quite sure what this interpretive dance was supposed to mean.

Things started getting creepy when the ghost of Colonel Custard came back for revenge.

Better troops this time.

Helms: What the?!

Psicosis: DAMMIT! I knew I shouldn't have let Rhyno borrow my hair gel!!

Psicosis's rapel off the rafters using a ceiling truss amazed the hell outta everyone in the building.

[insert genital disease joke here]

[and here]

SHARMELL: "OHMAGAWD BABY... YOU HAVE HANDS!!!!"

Boogeyman: There's got to be a better way of getting rid of old tables.

TAZZ: Um, Cole. I think these gummy worms are a bit old.

The new "Pirates of the Caribbean / Terminator: The Older Years" wasn't really a big hit.

Bah, I sucked. Off to sleep.

**darkpower** · 02-28-2006, 10:17 PM

Not a caption, and I'm gonna be ribbed BIG time for making this point, but is it me, or does JBL have a boner in this pic?

02-27-2006, 03:33 AM	#5
darkpower Why So Curious? Posts: 3,408	ORTON: DAAAA DAT DAT DAHH DAAHHHH..... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Chavo really missed these mandatory gang rapes while on SmackDown to get air time. REY: And to all my fans out there, I have to ask of you, why the hell did I agree to this angle? LONG: And if anyone uses the "you're a homo" caption to this photo, I want you to fuck them up, do you hear me, ReyRey? [Cue Brokeback Mountain theme] REY: YES!! Now I can get to job to a ass-kissing prick AND a bald, old man. A thinner and darker-haired Steven Frost was asked to be the special guest referee when Wayne Brady and Brad Sherwood finally came to blows during a hoedown. JBL's reaction to hear that he had to make his worst nightmare come true: Job to a liberal. Not content on JUST making Rey hear more comments about Eddie, Orton also was making Rey claim that Orton's boyfriend, Triple H, was God. As Finlay gets creeped out by the posters with boners for him coming after him, Rey reveals that he is the biggest John Cena fan around. CAMERAMAN: [towards two wandering men near entrance] HEY GUYS, ARE YOU CHECKING THIS HOT GAY ACTION OUT?!......NO, I DON'T GET INTO PEDOPHILIA!! WHY?! JBL watches in disgust as the "no-good liberal" shows that he can do the Finger Poke Of Doom much better than he can. While Chris Benoit was in the air flapping his arms trying to fly, he wondered why in the hell the photographer always had a knack to take a picture of JBL's crotch while he was laid out. The Odd Couple 2006 Damn, Richard Simmons had really bulked up, had he? NITRO: Hey, man, why are we beating up an aging Indian wrestler? MERCURY: Ask the man who hasn't let a black man be champion in 5 years or so. Matt Hardy won't die, eh? Tatanka uses his signature manuver, the Arm-Fat Flapper From Hell, with positive results. MERCURY: PLEASE, GLASS CEILING, SAVE ME, PLEASE!!!!!! Melina shows the world what she looked like BEFORE donning the makeup...from an angle just to scar children for life. PSYCOSIS: Hey man, that Junkyard Dog imitation won't work when you are standing UP! HELMS: Whoever said it was an imitation? PSYCOSIS: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKES!!!! DICK ON RIGHT: Hey, man, chill. We were just released. We were just visiting....yeah, that's right! Yeah, that's right, Vince ends up burying wrestlers even AFTER they leave his company. The Boogyman saves Michael Cole and Tazz from having to watch the rest of this sucky show. As Tazz tried to figure out who Thing was from the right side this week, Michael Cole took the time to call each and every worm a fuckhead. Krystal with her Fatality move: the SPLENE PULL!!! Trivia time: Point out every single fan in this picture who actually has their wang out right now. Well, there they are. I'm a little rusty as I haven't done this in a few weeks, so forgive me. Last edited by darkpower; 02-27-2006 at 03:44 AM.

02-26-2006, 04:37 PM	#2
Disturbed316 Posts: 22,695	I swear, the shit was in the bag before I took it. Chavo: I'm never gonna do this move properly Long: Bitch, I'm gonna kill you. I'm the Juggernaut bitch! The Rey Mysterio football wasn't as big as a success as they had hoped. WWE: Karma Suitra Mysterio and Lashley got a perfect score in their ice skating routine. The Dicks thought they were lucky when they didn't see "The Vince", but when he sent out his pet monster, they knew they were fucked. Cactus Jack: The Playground version Regal thinking: Oh I wish I were a pirate.

02-26-2006, 04:39 PM	#3
Y3J Mr. No MITB Posts: 952	Chavo beats up Orton despite having his right arm amputated. Security: Chavo, have you put on weight? I want my daddy Rey, I'm your father... ... ... Thank you Eddie, you took my son but gave me a father. JBL performs The Ultimate Spear from the heavens Throw me a peanut JBL is spasticated after his injury Peadophilia at it worst Lift off I'm flying without wings...AAARGH I'm falling! This move is hurting me more that him. The black version of Dr Evil and Mini Me Hardy Boys Tribute I haven't washed my feet for 3 weeks Oh My God, The palm of my hand isn't black.

02-26-2006, 07:13 PM	#4
Lock Jaw Skibbidy Lock Jaw Posts: 88,608	The insane artist strikes again! Rey: I love Daddy! JBL: Heil. Lashley: I left my cheeseburgers unguarded! After weeks of using the Agressive Crothc Display to his advantage, Rey finally got it turned on him by JBL. And because it was JBL he got more then a display. Rey: We're a totem pole! Huya huya huya huya huya... Tatanka: Did I hear someone say totem pole? Instead of fighting his opponent, Boogeyman pooped out a clone to do it for him. His soul is mine! Booker T: I'm Edward Bookerhands now, sucka! You know the product is getting bad when the monitors hurl all over the announce table. Burchill: Tha's interestin'..... Burchill: Well I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine. I had a little stretch of land along the CP line. But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there, and the bankers came and took my land and told me fair was fair. I looked for ever kind of job, the answer always no. "Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go! Ha ha!". The government, they promised me a measely little sum, but I've got too much pride to end up just another bum. Then I thought "who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?" I'm going to be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan! And it's a heave-ho! Hi-ho! Comin' down the plains, stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains. And it's a ho-hey! Hi-hey! Farmers bar your doors when you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores! Regal: ..... I thought you were British? Burchill: Shut up.

02-27-2006, 03:53 AM	#6
Gone Mad EL MERO MERO! Posts: 4,259	Chavo and Randy really did enjoy grooming each other. Chavo: HEY ALBA! SO DID YOU GET MY LETTER?? NO?? OK, I GOTTA GO NOW, SEE YA! Long: That guy on your shirt is a homo! Mysterio: Michael Bolton?? Mysterio: I love you, Apollo. Long: Yeah, love you too, Stallion. JBL: RANDOM PAC-MAN! WAKA WA-- Ow, THAT'S THE BROKEN ONE, Ya Bastard!

02-27-2006, 04:44 AM	#7
Cuzziebro '11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS Posts: 1,569	Orton: I swear im not the homo one. Rey knew victory tasted that much sweeter once your have had sex with a black guy. Tatanka was sure he saw a ghost, but it was just Richards. Cole: I havent had something to eat for days, finally a proper feed. Tazz: Regal: You are NOT Jack Sparrow. Your too fat.

02-27-2006, 05:05 AM	#8
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	"The Jeffersons were never moving on up. In fact, they moved on DOWN... to HELL!!!!" SHERMAN HELMSLEY: "INSULT MY OLD SHOW WILL YOU??????" Having knocked Randy Orton unconscious, Chavo was now free to enjoy the uber amazing invisible swing. Security had to restrain Worf after he found out some jerk had removed his brow. "Shoot this man in the nipple!" "I value your friendship..." "Yay! I touched his schlong!" LASHLEY: Teehee. More snare trap. BENOIT: Scratch! My! Balls! Damn you! JBL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!! The JBL Ballet Theater wasn't going that well. As Orton reduced the airflow, Rey felt his screams reach a high and whiny pitch, a sensation he hadn't experienced since all of two years ago in junior high. This was certainly the most brutal televised rape in history. JBL: Finlay! Look out! FINLAY: AHHHHH!!! BENOIT: Why won't anyone scratch my balls???? Cannonball Chris was a huge hit with the fans. One way or another, Chris was gonna get someone to scratch his balls. No one was quite sure what this interpretive dance was supposed to mean. Things started getting creepy when the ghost of Colonel Custard came back for revenge. Better troops this time. Helms: What the?! Psicosis: DAMMIT! I knew I shouldn't have let Rhyno borrow my hair gel!! Psicosis's rapel off the rafters using a ceiling truss amazed the hell outta everyone in the building. [insert genital disease joke here] [and here] SHARMELL: "OHMAGAWD BABY... YOU HAVE HANDS!!!!" Boogeyman: There's got to be a better way of getting rid of old tables. TAZZ: Um, Cole. I think these gummy worms are a bit old. The new "Pirates of the Caribbean / Terminator: The Older Years" wasn't really a big hit. Bah, I sucked. Off to sleep.

02-28-2006, 10:17 PM	#9
darkpower Why So Curious? Posts: 3,408	Not a caption, and I'm gonna be ribbed BIG time for making this point, but is it me, or does JBL have a boner in this pic?