The reason for The Dicks release - LOL! See what I just wrote there, LMOA! I'm funny!

[Dave Youell]

Credit: Pro Wrestling Torch

Last week it was being reported on WWE’s website that they had released Tank Tolland and Chad Wicks (The Dicks). It’s being said that the main reason they were released was because of a fight between Tolland and Wicks.

Reports indicate that Wicks were being constantly ribbed and hazed by a number of SmackDown! wrestlers including JBL, Chris Benoit and The Undertaker. Wicks handled the ribbing poorly, and he'd often complain about it, which lead to even more ribbing.

Tolland felt that Wicks' constant complaining would put their jobs in jeopardy. Just recently, the tag team partners had a physical altercation as Tolland punched Wicks. The fight put WWE management in a sticky situation because they couldn't possibly justify firing the wrestler who was punched and not the wrestler who did the punching. And thus, WWE decided to just release the both of them.

Tolland and Wicks will be going their separate ways on the indy scene.

[road doggy dogg]

lol cock referencesss

[Funky Fly]

Fucking stupid.

[Xero]

So Tolland beat a Dick?

[Skippord]

Hahaha they were bitching about being ribbed.

[JH]

one of them was ribbed for her pleasure and the other liked it rough

[Mayo]

Chris Benoit hazes talent? Right after injuring JBL last week? Man he's not my role model anymore :nono:

[Gertner]

hahahah tremendous

[loopydate]

Tolland felt that Wicks' constant complaining would put their jobs in jeopardy.

In a semi-related note, John Tolland is psychic.

[Vastardikai]

*reads the article*

Man, Wicks is a Dick...

[JH]

In a semi-related note, John Tolland is psychic.

i wonder if he predicted that his future was one full of dick jokes

[Arnold HamNegger]

The cock fight put WWE management in a sticky situation

[Corkscrewed]

:lol:

Oh man.

Sucks about the hazing tho, but maybe they just mean the typical ribbing that any new guy gets.

Cuz I don't really want to picture Benoit soaping a guy up...

[Nervous Ferret]

lol at all the cock references

[Triple A]

Stop typing "LOL!" in all your damn threads. IT MAKES ME HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Triple A]

LMOA!

[TerranRich]

ROLF!

[FourFifty]

lol

[94 SVT Cobra]

Maybe if they learned not to get so excited by being rubbed the wrong way, they wouldnt have blown it so big. Sucks for them.

Wow, that works on a level or two.

[Nervous Ferret]

llo

[weather vane]

What a bunch of pussies.

[Dave Youell]

Stop typing "LOL!" in all your damn threads. IT MAKES ME HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!1111 Cheif!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who is willing to bet the way the idea for "The Dicks" came along when something like this happened:

WRITER: Heh, heh. Wicks rhymes with Dicks.

SOMEONE WITH POWER: :eek: Genius!

It sucks to be Tank Toland, because he obviously was fine taking it all just to make it in the business, and then he hits a guy and gets fired despite sexual molestation reportedly taking place in the lockerroom.

I hope that Johnny Tank somehow gets back with the WWE. Wicks is talented and all, but ribbing is a natural part of the business, so complaining isn't really going to do much.

[Afterlife]

Well, it got him fired.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol though they weren't given much of a chance here

You are not going to "get over" with your peers when you are The Dicks.

[yknits god]

i dont see why people care. duh there not gonna last long with a name like the dicks. they sucked plain and simple. not really that shocking.

[Arnold HamNegger]

i dont see why people care. there not gonna last long with a name like the dicks. not really that shocking.

I'd like to see Michelle McCool and Lita team up. The McCunts would be a serious title contender.

[Savio]

Then then dicks can screw them out of a match

[Mr. Nerfect]

i dont see why people care. duh there not gonna last long with a name like the dicks. they sucked plain and simple. not really that shocking.

You are a fucking idiot. Enough said. But I shall say more:

The whole reason for people's protest on their release (well those who liked them) was that they shouldn't have been called "The Dicks" in the first place. Call them The Tolands, let them wrestle, and maybe, just maybe, there would have been a great tag team competing in the WWE Tag Team Division on SmackDown! every week.

[.44 Magdalene]

Lol, I've known twelve year olds who didn't laugh so hard at penis jokes as I have been for the past two minutes or so.

[domononizuka]

Well at least there going back to the Tolands gimmick right before they split up.There last match together is going to be this wednesday at the OVW taping.

[shawn112233]

Then then dicks can screw them out of a match
:rofl: :y:

[Kane Knight]

Jokes aside, this is what the lockerroom begets? No wonder wrestling is shit. If it's not sodomy, it's "harrassment."

[Destor]

Chris Benoit hazes talent? Right after injuring JBL last week? Man he's not my role model anymore :nono:Everyone hazzes young talent in the wrestling buisiness. Not a big deal.

[Kane Knight]

Didn't JBL use that same excuse?

[loopydate]

Everyone hazzes young talent in the wrestling buisiness. Not a big deal.

"Everybody does it, so it's okay" is a shitty excuse for a shitty practice.

[Destor]

Excuse? No excuse, it's a standard. It's not just tolerated by the business, it's expected. You go through a hazing a period and when it's over you're one of the boys. Everyone of the people who bitch about hazing do it when they are in a company and they have seniority. Ultimatly, I guess it's a jock thing. If you don't understand at this point in your life your not going to. I wouldn't want to spend time on the road with a bunch of pussies that cant take a joke.

[Kane Knight]

It's an excuse. You're excusing it by calling it a standard, calling it expected.

[Kane Knight]

Excuse? No excuse, it's a standard. It's not just tolerated by the business, it's expected. You go through a hazing a period and when it's over you're one of the boys. Everyone of the people who bitch about hazing do it when they are in a company and they have seniority. Ultimatly, I guess it's a jock thing. If you don't understand at this point in your life your not going to. I wouldn't want to spend time on the road with a bunch of pussies that cant take a joke.

Yeah, Sodomy and injuries are things only pussies who can't take a joke whine about. But hey, it's "expected." I guess Destor, the only jock on TPWW, can't explain his penis-envy machismo to us, as it's only properly explained through grunts and ass-slapping. :roll:

[Destor]

Of course, KK doesn't understand something so he throws insults. Grow up.

[Kane Knight]

Of course, KK doesn't understand something so he throws insults. Grow up.

See, you're trying to pretend that, if someone doesn't agree with it, they don't understand it. BAsically, trying to pretend that it must exist the way you deem it.

That sounds pretty childish, and thus, pretty hypocritical to me.

[Destor]

LOL, your pathetic.

[Kane Knight]

***you're.

Kind of funny, coming from a guy who can't even make an excuse, so he hides behind "You wouldn't understand!"

[loopydate]

KK's been busting my balls lately (for reasons known only to him, I suppose), but he's absolutely right in this case. Yes, it's a standard practice in sports (and fraternities, those other bastions of male aggression), but it still doesn't make it okay.

There's a difference between "being a pussy who can't take a joke" and being someone who "doesn't want to get anally violated by a 310-pound Texan because he's new."

It's this sort of accepted abuse that has shelved guys like Matt Cappotelli, Rene Dupree, and Carlito in the last couple of years who did nothing wrong except be born ten years later than Bob Holly, John Layfield, and all the other bullies who justify their inappropriate behavior by hiding behind the fact that "everybody does it. Hell, it happened to me when I was coming up!"

[Kane Knight]

Little men who want to feel big assert their aggression on those who they can quantify as smaller.

[Kane Knight]

KK's been busting my balls lately (for reasons known only to him, I suppose)

Yes, Loopy, I'm out to get you. Because I argued in one thread that it was obvious more people would choose BAtman and Robin as the worst movie they'd ever seen over the Fantastic Four movie which was only aired at comic geek cons and passed around as a bootleg, and in another thread generically attacked the fanboy notion to try and use any minor thing to justify your bandwagon hopping, which didn't even apply exclusively to you.

Yes, Loopy, it's a fucking conspiracy. It's not that those two issues were legitimately retarded, KK's busting your balls.

[loopydate]

I'm not going to get into it with you. Hardly the point in this thread, anyway. We agree on this, so let's leave it at that.

[Destor]

LOL, you guys would be those green kids that start crying when they get picked on. Word to the wise: don't go into the pro-wrestling buisiness.

[Kane Knight]

Wow. Destor pwnd us both with the playground mentality.

[Nervous Ferret]

I give the argument to KK, but the points to Destro, for standing up to KK. :o

[loopydate]

His dad could beat up our dad.

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL, you guys would be those green kids that start crying when they get picked on. Word to the wise: don't go into the pro-wrestling buisiness.
nevermind didn't see this post until just now. Destro go back to the gimmick where nobody can read what you said

[Kane Knight]

His dad could beat up our dad.

His mom could beat up our dad.

[Kane Knight]

nevermind didn't see this post until just now. Destro go back to the gimmick where nobody can read what you said

It would be an improvement.

[loopydate]

His mom could beat up our dad.

His dad could beat up his mom. And he does frequently. But it's okay, because his grandpa beat his grandma.

[Kane Knight]

His dad could beat up his mom. And he does frequently. But it's okay, because his grandpa beat his grandma.

It's the way it's done. Those whiny pussies who say "no means no" can't take a joke.

[loopydate]

Seriously. And that young bastard nephew of his needs to shut his damn mouth. He didn't go running to the authorities when his uncle made him appear in his bondage porn!

[Kane Knight]

Fucking crybabies. Never get born.

[.44 Magdalene]

There's something extremely frightening about Loopy and KK tagteaming the boards this fluently.

[chipoftheoldblock]

Of course, KK doesn't understand something so he throws insults. Grow up.

Agreed

[Nark Order]

A couple years back at a high school in california there was a cheerleading squad that accidentally caved some girl's head in with a basebal bat as part of a traditional 'hazing' process. It's ok though, right Destor? She'll have heavy brain damage for the rest of her life and never be the same person that she was before... BUT everybody goes through it, so it's ok. Everybody in the future should get their head's bashed in as well so we can all keep up with tradition. Really compelling arguement you have, Destor.

Or do I not understand?

[Kane Knight]

There's something extremely frightening about Loopy and KK tagteaming the boards this fluently.

They say you fight best with your lover at your side.

Why do you think Triple H tagged so well with Michaels?

[Kane Knight]

A couple years back at a high school in california there was a cheerleading squad that accidentally caved some girl's head in with a basebal bat as part of a traditional 'hazing' process. It's ok though, right Destor? She'll have heavy brain damage for the rest of her life and never be the same person that she was before... BUT everybody goes through it, so it's ok. Everybody in the future should get their head's bashed in as well so we can all keep up with tradition. Really compelling arguement you have, Destor.

Or do I not understand?

You don't understand. Only jocks understand it (As opposed to KK, with both football and wrestling in his past), and you're clearly not cut out for pro wrestling because you're a whiny pussy who can't take a joke. ;)

[redoneja]

Just out of curiosity, how were you hazed Destor?

[Blue Demon]

They say you fight best with your lover at your side.

Why do you think Triple H tagged so well with Michaels?
then how come we don't team so well?? :'(

[Kane Knight]

You pull out. :o

[Skippord]

Just out of curiosity, how were you hazed Destor?
It involved JBL and soap lets just leave it at that

[Xero]

It involved JBL, soap, KK, and a dildo or three lets just leave it at that

[starfox8500]

Credit: Pro Wrestling Torch

The fight put WWE management in a sticky situation because they couldn't possibly justify firing the wrestler who was punched and not the wrestler who did the punching.

[Destor]

Just out of curiosity, how were you hazed Destor?Several ways and several times, it would take too long to go through it all. And when the hazing is over practical jokes are still second nature. Someone burns you, you get creative and give them a receipt. It happens every show, and it's generally something to look forward to. Every now and then someone acts a bitch about it and there's a fight or a shoot as a result or they take it like a man and become one of the boys. Just one of the many things that are part of the pro-wrestling culture. Maybe later I'll type out an example, cant be arsed to do it at the moment.

[M-A-G]

The Whats???

[Kane Knight]

So you'd be okay with someone raping you in the shower, Destor? That's also part of "wrestling culture."

[Destor]

:lol: Would the rapper be gentle?

[Destor]

Is the rapper as in some who raps? can't tell...

[Blitz]

LOL the rapper. Got plans with DMX or something, Destor?

[Destor]

I hear he has a HUGE cock.

[Kane Knight]

So come on, would you take a <s>dick</s> joke with dignity?