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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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The reason for The Dicks release - LOL! See what I just wrote there, LMOA! I'm funny!
Credit: Pro Wrestling Torch
Last week it was being reported on WWE’s website that they had released Tank Tolland and Chad Wicks (The Dicks). It’s being said that the main reason they were released was because of a fight between Tolland and Wicks. Reports indicate that Wicks were being constantly ribbed and hazed by a number of SmackDown! wrestlers including JBL, Chris Benoit and The Undertaker. Wicks handled the ribbing poorly, and he'd often complain about it, which lead to even more ribbing. Tolland felt that Wicks' constant complaining would put their jobs in jeopardy. Just recently, the tag team partners had a physical altercation as Tolland punched Wicks. The fight put WWE management in a sticky situation because they couldn't possibly justify firing the wrestler who was punched and not the wrestler who did the punching. And thus, WWE decided to just release the both of them. Tolland and Wicks will be going their separate ways on the indy scene. THE OPTIMISTS! 'Seeing the light in bad booking' Current members: Dave Youell Alienoid06 Impact! The Optimist And our newest member: Helmsphere ![]() |
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#2 |
wekasauce
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lol cock referencesss
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Fucking stupid.
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#4 |
He's Here
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So Tolland beat a Dick?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Hahaha they were bitching about being ribbed.
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#6 |
A Proud MF'R
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one of them was ribbed for her pleasure and the other liked it rough
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#7 |
not gayo
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Chris Benoit hazes talent? Right after injuring JBL last week? Man he's not my role model anymore
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Guest
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hahahah tremendous
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Taller than Adam Cole
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*reads the article*
Man, Wicks is a Dick... |
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A Proud MF'R
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Terminator Daddy!
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![]() Oh man. Sucks about the hazing tho, but maybe they just mean the typical ribbing that any new guy gets. Cuz I don't really want to picture Benoit soaping a guy up... |
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#14 |
love yourself
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lol at all the cock references
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Triple A
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Stop typing "LOL!" in all your damn threads. IT MAKES ME HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#16 |
Triple A
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LMOA!
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#17 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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ROLF!
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#18 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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lol
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#19 |
Bent his wookie
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Maybe if they learned not to get so excited by being rubbed the wrong way, they wouldnt have blown it so big. Sucks for them.
Wow, that works on a level or two. |
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#20 |
love yourself
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llo
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#21 |
quesque fuck?
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What a bunch of pussies.
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Who is willing to bet the way the idea for "The Dicks" came along when something like this happened:
WRITER: Heh, heh. Wicks rhymes with Dicks. SOMEONE WITH POWER: ![]() It sucks to be Tank Toland, because he obviously was fine taking it all just to make it in the business, and then he hits a guy and gets fired despite sexual molestation reportedly taking place in the lockerroom. I hope that Johnny Tank somehow gets back with the WWE. Wicks is talented and all, but ribbing is a natural part of the business, so complaining isn't really going to do much. |
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#24 |
So fucking sexy.
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Well, it got him fired.
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#25 |
love yourself
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lol though they weren't given much of a chance here
You are not going to "get over" with your peers when you are The Dicks. |
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i dont see why people care. duh there not gonna last long with a name like the dicks. they sucked plain and simple. not really that shocking.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Spammy Certified
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Then then dicks can screw them out of a match
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The whole reason for people's protest on their release (well those who liked them) was that they shouldn't have been called "The Dicks" in the first place. Call them The Tolands, let them wrestle, and maybe, just maybe, there would have been a great tag team competing in the WWE Tag Team Division on SmackDown! every week. |
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#30 |
Smitten for Kittens
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Lol, I've known twelve year olds who didn't laugh so hard at penis jokes as I have been for the past two minutes or so.
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Well at least there going back to the Tolands gimmick right before they split up.There last match together is going to be this wednesday at the OVW taping.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Jokes aside, this is what the lockerroom begets? No wonder wrestling is shit. If it's not sodomy, it's "harrassment."
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I am the cheese
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Didn't JBL use that same excuse?
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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I am the cheese
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Excuse? No excuse, it's a standard. It's not just tolerated by the business, it's expected. You go through a hazing a period and when it's over you're one of the boys. Everyone of the people who bitch about hazing do it when they are in a company and they have seniority. Ultimatly, I guess it's a jock thing. If you don't understand at this point in your life your not going to. I wouldn't want to spend time on the road with a bunch of pussies that cant take a joke.
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#38 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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It's an excuse. You're excusing it by calling it a standard, calling it expected.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I am the cheese
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Of course, KK doesn't understand something so he throws insults. Grow up.
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