Official Raw Thread 03/27/06-Hell To Pay

[Batsu]

LMFAO!! SWEEPS....TERMINATE HIM!

[St. Jimmy]

nice.

[Volare]

great fukin height

[Batsu]

F-U, LMAO!

[G-wrath]

wow :wtf:

[St. Jimmy]

nude pics of her? where?

[Corndad]

Thunder, there are actually nude pics of her out there

Well, might have to find those I mean after losing my title... I need a "boost":naughty:

[Johnny Vegas]

OMG, the spirit squad = nWo '97 :y:

[The Greater Power]

HHH's trainer has massive arms

[Blitz]

LOL Rick Flair

[NeanderCarl]

i missed it, did Big Show break the Master Lock?

[Corndad]

Nice HHH promo...

[The Greater Power]

nude pics of her? where?

I could link you up, they are kinda hardcore-ish compared to what you are thinking.

Am I allowed to post a link???

[Volare]

tht's why i like trips

[G-wrath]

I expected a 'woof' at the end of that promo. :(

[NeanderCarl]

Why are they doing a Val Venis injury angle??

Maybe he's in line for some kind of push???

[Volare]

well that's the end of Val

[Azriel]

PM him Power

[NeanderCarl]

I could link you up, they are kinda hardcore-ish compared to what you are thinking.

Am I allowed to post a link???

Why wouldn't you be? There's no censorship on these boards anymore anyway!

[Johnny Vegas]

Next time RAW is in Greensboro, i will have my sign ready:

PuSh Katie VicK

[Volare]

yow, mes german body builder Triple H swill win das title ya.

[Azriel]

Hopefully Alexis/Mickie will be the next diva to do Playboy

[Corndad]

Anyone else see later this week on wwe.com...

WWE cuts ties with Val Venis. We wish Val the best in the future.

[Corndad]

Here's the Fridge's HOF package

[The Greater Power]

Why wouldn't you be? There's no censorship on these boards anymore anyway!

Ok....these definitely aren't what you're expecting lol

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=15889

[Loose Cannon]

LOL Andre in the yellow Hulkamaniac gear

[Loose Cannon]

I love that Battle Royal

[NeanderCarl]

John Cena will be inducting The Fridge???? Why???

[Corndad]

Why is Cena inducting Perry??

[Blitz]

Ok....these definitely aren't what you're expecting lol

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=15889

:eek:

[Batsu]

LMAO @ Joey Styles calling JBL "The Wrestling God"

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.wrestling-news.com/wow/alexislaree.html

nude pics of Mickie James
a little rep would be nice. <3

[Corndad]

Oh god this is turning me on already lol

[Volare]

wow i wanna be that room with her

[St. Jimmy]

Damn you TGP, you beat me =/

[Loose Cannon]

wtf, what's Mickey doing in my room

[NeanderCarl]

Oh dear... are those pics genuine?

[Batsu]

You know, if it weren't for gay-ass "HLA"-lovin' hounds, people will have slept on the tremendous job Mickie James is doing being a psycho.

[Volare]

DAMN TRISH IS HOT Tonite

[Azriel]

Damn, Mickie's 360 degrees of nutty

[Blitz]

Mickie is a fair bit of tremendous.

[Batsu]

LOL, whoever edits WWE videos should get a Platinum Medal...they make crap look like the greatest thing on Earth.

[G-wrath]

John Cena will be inducting The Fridge???? Why???

It should be Mark Henry inducting the fridge....

:shifty:

[Volare]

HEY!! i respect the great angle that Mickie is playing its done really well some of us though like to have fun with it too.

Plus im a guy that loves HLA like the next beer drinking american

[NeanderCarl]

Somebody let Striker wrestle already!

[Savio]

I missed what mickie said, gimme the gist of it please.

[Johnny Vegas]

You know, i don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but John Cena guest starring in that Nashville Star show is totally breaking kayfabe

[Azriel]

Striker!

[Indifferent Clox]

yeah man.. www.google.com.. just type in alexis laree.. she was so hot as that charecter especially with raven.. omg

[Blitz]

I want to hit Todd Grisham.

[Corndad]

For the first time in a few years at Mania, the Women's Title is actually getting used right in a match... I still can't get over how Christy Hemme got the shot last year.

[Azriel]

He needs to wrestle.

[Azriel]

Ok, NOW piss break

[Blitz]

Every time Torrie steps into the ring, a little piece of me dies.

[Corndad]

Lightning you slut!

[Blitz]

The "little piece of me dies" thing also extends to Candice.

[NeanderCarl]

You know, if it weren't for gay-ass "HLA"-lovin' hounds, people will have slept on the tremendous job Mickie James is doing being a psycho.

I've said many times that Mickie is probably the best character actress in the WWE's women's division ever.

[Azriel]

I feel really bad for Victoria though. She has fallen so far.

[St. Jimmy]

*yawn*

[Corndad]

I've said many times that Mickie is probably the best character actress in the WWE's women's division ever.

actress???... ITS STILL REAL TO ME :|

[Azriel]

Oh, come on now Thunder, you know you like it.

[St. Jimmy]

=/ i hate Candice Michelle.

plus, she's a fatty.

[Corndad]

Trish starts to think this can't get any worse.. then she remembers the match against Jackie Gayda.

[Volare]

i think Candice just came

[Corndad]

Oh, come on now Thunder, you know you like it.

Ur only backing her cause you lost your virginity to her...

*Wow what non-cfedders must be thinking of this conversation now* lol

[Blitz]

WAs the ref holding Victoria's hand while he made that count?

[Volare]

that was a fuck up if i've ever saw one matrix then a punch

[Blitz]

The only thing that can save that stupid pillow fight or whatever at Mania would be Style's doing his catfight scream.

[zdmay]

LOL, Trish did the Matrix too early.

[Boondock Saint]

WAs the ref holding Victoria's hand while he made that count?

Sure looked like it.

[Volare]

i still say that DDT that mickie uses could be called "The Kiss Of Death"

[Azriel]

I bet Styles missed shouting CATFIGHT

[Azriel]

So, are they having a SNME this week?

[St. Jimmy]

nope, SNME is on Hiatus for a few months.

[NeanderCarl]

This Raw has done NOTHING to make me want to watch Mania 22 anymore than I did before it started (which was "barely")

Is it just me?

[Corndad]

LOL at HHH not spitting the water out

[corey99999]

Quick recap anyone?

[Azriel]

Thankfully, this won't be long

[Volare]

i think that's about 4 bottles of baby oil on him

[NeanderCarl]

McMahon looks ridiculous. I foresee a heart attack within the next three years.

Maybe tonight?

[Corndad]

Wow. He's Huge.

[McLegend]

lol steriods

[Xero]

Holy fuck, LOL!

[NeanderCarl]

So does McMahon qualify for the "Wellness" tests too? Because he seems to be looking a little TOO "well", if ya know what I mean?

[Xero]

Don't you love it that they're making this out as the first Chairman vs Champion match?

Let's just throw away the entire Austin/McMahon feud and his WWE championship WIN...

[corey99999]

can someone tell me whats happened so far please?

[Volare]

I Smell something

oh yeah bullshit!!

[NeanderCarl]

can someone tell me whats happened so far please?

Fuck all.

Really.

[Xero]

Okay, I said at the beginning to myself he was going to do the one hand behind Cena's back thing ala Austin/McMahon. Let's see if I'm right...

[The Greater Power]

Quick recap anyone?

The matches:

Kane beat Carlito by DQ
HHH/HBK went to a no finish
Spirit squad beat Vis/Val/Eugene
Trish/Torrie beat Candice/Torrie

There was also a promo involving RVD/Flair/Shelton and they did a few spots.

[Corndad]

can someone tell me whats happened so far please?

Mania is Sunday....

[NeanderCarl]

Well, EastEnders was good tonight anyway, so at least I've had one pleasurable TV experience of a Monday.

[St. Jimmy]

see, this is the time for a guy like CM Punk to come out. when there's nothing else left to toss into this.

[Indifferent Clox]

mchmcahon gets the keys, unlocks triple h locks up cena.. beatdown..probably some comeback from cena.. getting of keys unlocking of Michaels.. Mcmahon and Triple H locked up

[NeanderCarl]

This is just another stallfest in the style of the first McMahon-Austin match.

[Xero]

Oh God it's Brock/Goldberg all over again...

[Volare]

wow a Cena Chant i bet cena got hard after hearing that for once

[St. Jimmy]

well, except for buildup... but that's obviously not going to happen...

[Azriel]

Ref bump coming up in 2 minutes

[NeanderCarl]

This is actually quite genius booking... who's going to boo Cena when he's

a) got HBK in his corner
b) facing McMahon who's un-cheerable
c) got HHH interfering on the outside!!

Oh. The fans. That's who.

[Xero]

LOL, this is sad...

[Corndad]

How did Vince get bleeding? They've done one move!!

[St. Jimmy]

... this isn't even partially believeable...

[Volare]

god damn ive seen tin foil in the microwave more intense than this bullshit

[NeanderCarl]

This must be Vince's first match in about two years, right? Or more??

[The Greater Power]

lol great match

[Corndad]

Wow... You called it.

[Azriel]

nevermind

[NeanderCarl]

Vince is probably scared to take a bump after his little injury at the Royal Rumble 05.

[Xero]

LOL, I thought that was a pill for a second. I thought he was going to "Hulk Up", Vitamin_Style.

[St. Jimmy]

i gotta admit, Trips could save this thing....

[NeanderCarl]

This is abysmal.

[Volare]

that's what i miss Trips with the Sledgehammer

[NeanderCarl]

superkick

[Xero]

It took Joey like a minute to figure out Vince had a chair. :shifty:

[NeanderCarl]

awful chair shot, yet HBK will be bleeding right?

[Corndad]

So are Cena and HBK winning Sunday?

[NeanderCarl]

yep, he's bleeding!

[Blitz]

Well, that was pretty bad.

[Xero]

Vince is out of breath already, how is he going to go 10-20 minutes with Michaels?

[Johnny Vegas]

That by far, was the GAYEST ending of ANY RAW...EVEN WWE 2002 GAY!

[NeanderCarl]

Clearly never touched his head with that chair.

[NeanderCarl]

I didn't know if it was actually possible.... I think I want to watch WrestleMania 22 EVEN LESS now than I did before I watched Raw.

[St. Jimmy]

............FUCK.



not even i can deny how fucking horrible that was.

that was fucking TNA heel horrible....



WHAT THE FUCK!?

[The Naitch]

what happened so far? (will whore myself with rep)

[Azriel]

Yet another lackluster RAW down the tubes

[NeanderCarl]

There were really NO developments during the show, The Naitch. You really missed nothing.

Only notable: Tony Atlas and William Perry going into Hall of Fame, inducted by S.D. Jones and John Cena respectively. That's the ONLY development of this dire edition of Raw.

Oh, and Val Venis was selling a fake elbow injury that may lead to some kind of storyline. But probably won't.

[Azriel]

Naitch, ignorance is bliss. Better off not knowing bud

[The Naitch]

I still need a summary

[NeanderCarl]

From memory then, Naitch....

Kane bt Carlito by DQ in a shitty match when Carlito dragged the ref into Kane.

Backstage attack by Carlito, Masters, Murdoch and Cade on Kane and they locked him in a room and drove a forklift in front of the door.

Comical segment where Big Show single-handedly pushed the forklift out of the way of the door, and then Kane showed up behind him, turned out there was another door.

A Masterlock Challenge segment which I missed coz I was making cheese anc crackers!

Flair interview re: MITB. Shelton came out dressed like Razor Ramon in his early vignettes. They brawled. Then RVD came out, and they ALL brawled.

Mickie James psycho interview. Torrie and Trish bt Candice and Victoria.

Sucky Squad beat Vis, Val and Eugene, then attacked Val's elbow.

Maria made Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco kiss on the Kiss Cam.

HBK beat HHH by DQ(?) in a boring match due to McMahon interference.

Cena bt McMahon by DQ, both HBK and Cena left bleeding after double team attack.

Might have missed something.

[NeanderCarl]

Oh yeah show kicked off with another Foley/Edge brawl, with baseball bats.

Striker cut a standard promo.

And Murdoch reviewed another film.

[NeanderCarl]

These aren't neccessarily in the chronological order, mind.

[KingofOldSchool]

Seeing Triple H bash Cena's head in with a sledgehammer was the highlight of my night.

[Nervous Ferret]

fell asleep after HHH/HBK :(