Official Raw Thread 03/27/06-Hell To Pay

[Blitz]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/2380860

The Champ vs. The Chairman
March 27, 2006

It will be The Champ vs. The Chairman when RAW rolls into Omaha, Neb., tonight.

Last week, Cena & Shawn Michaels faced Triple H & Shane McMahon in a tag team match. However, Mr. McMahon quickly disqualified Cena for using a closed fist, banishing the WWE Champion to the back and making a Handicap Match instead. Later, after Cena returned to help HBK in the Handicap Match, Mr. McMahon punished Cena by announcing that the WWE Champion would face him on the next edition of RAW. Will the Chairman have something up his sleeve?

Also last week, Mickie James struck again, this time laying out Trish Stratus and kissing her after producing a bound-and-gagged Ashley as Trish’s surprise gift. Tonight, Trish will team up with Torrie Wilson to take on Candice & Victoria. This match was originally supposed to take place at Saturday Night's Main Event, but Torrie had to be replaced by Mickie after she was knocked out during a backstage attack. Will Trish be able to pick up another tag team victory on RAW?

Plus, Big Show will participate in the Master Lock Challenge tonight on RAW. Since starting the challenge nearly one year ago, Chris Masters has yet to have anybody break his finisher. Will the mighty Big Show be the first one to do it?

Find out all this and more tonight at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Volare]

the real question is..."Who's Getting Screwed Tonite"

and can RAW produce any type of angle for half of the matches at WM22

[Mr. JL]

Cool, I'm actually going to watch RAW tonite.

I haven't watched since they jobbed RVD out to HHH in that triple threat match for a WWE title shot at Mania

:mad:

[Volare]

meh it's been pretty good lately

sad thing is...the only good angle the guys that post on raw thread agree that the Mickie James/Trish title match is the only one built up

[NeanderCarl]

Raw is on an hour later in the Uk tonight.... does that mean we're on an hour delay? Or is it something to do with the clocks going forward on Saturday?

[Mr. JL]

Yeah, I have been reading the results and before I took a little break from watching I was impressed with the build up of the Trish-Mickie feud.

[Azriel]

One more week till Mania. Better be good

[NeanderCarl]

Is WrestleMania a four-hour show this year again?

There's going to be a lot of disappointed fans now that Bret Hart has announced he will NOT make an appearance at WM22, even just to come out with the other Hall of Famers and acknowledge the fans.

For me, that was maybe my main reason for watching this year's WM, not as any kind of huge Bret Hart fan, but simply because there is nothing particularly inviting about the card so far, bar maybe the SmackDown main event and Foley/Edge. With no Bret Hart, there is no intrigue in watching the show. So how many people bought tickets to go, just because they figured they may see 'The Hitman'? And how many others figured that Bret Hart was the deciding factor in whether or not to order the show???

I know this is kinda off-topic, but it all ties in, as this is WWE's last chance to produce a Raw that will REALLY make people want to see WrestleMania.

So, then... is it 4 hours?

[Azriel]

You'll see Bret hopefully at the HOF ceremony. Be happy with that

[Mr. JL]

QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Is this the last RAW before Wrestle Mania 22??

[Blitz]

Anyone think Show'll break the Masterlock?

[Volare]

yews WM is 4 hours with 11 matches,

5 bucks says the master lock challenge is a set up for a small "brawl" between kane//show and masters//carlito

[Nervous Ferret]

god wrestling is so retarded, 2 weeks before there biggest event and I hardly care. I can't even remember the last time I was able to stay awake through a whole show.

BUT FINALLY

NERVOUS FERRET HAS COME BACK


to the RAW thread


= instant ratings.

[Nervous Ferret]

we need some Madman right, now.

[Volare]

Ferret let me ask you this...what match at WM are you looking "forward" to?
(if there are any)

[Xerzes]

Anyone think Show'll break the Masterlock?
Anyone actually give a fuck?

[Nervous Ferret]

prob MITB just because it will be a great match, not because of the buildup. And Cena/HHH because I am a closet Cena mark. :o Orton/Rey/Angle will prob be good too, but they are all pretty bland to me. I am uninterested in the rest.

[Azriel]

The MITB match will be insane. I mean, a 6 man ladder match?

And yes, this is the last RAW before Mania

[Volare]

MITB here too
im probably expecting something different than most

I'm thinking Lashley is gonna win it. Build him up like Lesnar and let him dominate Smackdown

[Azriel]

Lillian looking fine as hell as usual.

[Volare]

I wanna see HLA tonite dammit and a CHANGE in MICKIE JAMES's THEME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

[Nervous Ferret]

nah obv. Flair or Shelton will win MitB, lets get serious here

[Nervous Ferret]

Hot
Lady
Action

[Blitz]

Am I the only one who likes Mickie's music?

[Nervous Ferret]

I am going nuts because marcyo is online. If he posts I am going to orgasm

[Volare]

i love how vince is showing off his roids pic

[Blitz]

Please let HBK/HHH actually happen.

[St. Jimmy]

HHH and Michaels tonight <3

Vince opening raw =/

Last Raw for the Spinner Belt <3

Vince v.s. Cena obv Being Main Event =/

my reactions are so mixed right now.

[Volare]

i hate him calling this the "highway to hell" that's what it was when it was austin vs taker at 98 summerslam in MSG

[Corndad]

Well, atleast we got HBK/HHH to look forward to this week. should be good.

[Blitz]

Cactus Jack, baby. :cool:

[Volare]

oh shit this otta be good

[Azriel]

I like Mickie's music. Sounds a lot like that Tony Basil song from the 80's. Now what was that song called? Oh yeah, "Micky".

[Indifferent Clox]

I;m just gonna guess.. best raw ever tonight.. I have hopes..
I will be dissapointed

[St. Jimmy]

the cheap pop legend has entered the building.

[Blitz]

Anyone else having trouble opening Unlimited?

[Volare]

i hope he comes out to the cactus jack theme at WM

[Azriel]

Did Mick just get out of the shower? :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

well atleast you were kind enough to only shove that in her throat =/

[Corndad]

anybody else miss Dude Love?

[G-wrath]

another red box...

[darkpower]

I'm here...so far it's going good. Foley on my TV is always a good sign.

[Volare]

im gonna sound like a dipshit but how do you open the new unlimiteds??

[G-wrath]

barbed wire baseball bat.....

[darkpower]

Lita's legacy is like a doorknob

[Corndad]

I would pop if he came out to Dude Love's music at Mania

[Blitz]

im gonna sound like a dipshit but how do you open the new unlimiteds??

Click the link on the main page, not the Raw page.


Lita looks ugly this week.

[St. Jimmy]

Edge getting a reaction? WTF?

[Blitz]

*uglier

[Blitz]

Shame Mick has to do the job.

[St. Jimmy]

who the hell wants Mick Foley?
why would you not want Cactus Jack?

[Volare]

OH Great Shit!!!

[Corndad]

BANG BANG!

[G-wrath]

I called it....sorta

[Blitz]

ROFL, just saw a "TNA's Better" sign.

[Azriel]

Nice one pudding :lol: And its true

[darkpower]

So we see a trailer promo right in the middle of everything and cut Styles off with it...WHY?!

[Azriel]

Foley better win

[Corndad]

CACTUS MUSIC!!

[St. Jimmy]

omg yes!

[Blitz]

Foley is the man.

[Volare]

CACTUS JACK MUSIC W00T!!!

MARK

[St. Jimmy]

okay, so, WM just got 1.5 out of 10 points on intrest for me.

[Azriel]

Mick is insane :lol:

[Volare]

oh great its "apple" jack lol

[Corndad]

Damn Lillian does look hot tonight.

[G-wrath]

Who is Cowboy Troy? I never figured that out.

[Azriel]

So, most of the HOF is going to be online? Why?

[Volare]

dammit give gillian a women's title shot!!

[Indifferent Clox]

ok so now I have this to look forward to

RVD winning the ladder match
Mick FOley maybe doing something crazy

[Blitz]

Goddamnit, Carlito better win this.

[Volchok]

I miss WWF Raw Is War... :(

[St. Jimmy]

if carlito dominates this match it dosn't matter what else happens tonight:
best raw of the month.

[Corndad]

So this is completely off topic but with Jim Ross back, is Styles still doing commentary sunday?

[Volare]

didn't we have this david vs goliath match already??

[Azriel]

KANE!!!

[Blitz]

AJ Styles Vs. RVD sign. :love:

[Azriel]

If JR comes back, Styles should go on SD so he can team up with Tazz and share old ECW memories

[Azriel]

Styles vs. RVD would be all kinds of nuts

[St. Jimmy]

oh wtf? =/

[St. Jimmy]

Styles vs. RVD would be all kinds of over-rated.

[Blitz]

Cade and Murdoch :wtf:

[Volare]

Wow!! They are using Trevor Murdoch for something

[Blitz]

LOL camera man bump.

[Blitz]

ROFL

[G-wrath]

Kane talks?

[Volare]

OMG Kane and Show doing comedy

[Blitz]

I can't stand him in the ring, but Show is comedy gold.

[St. Jimmy]

lol. another door.

[Azriel]

There was another door. :lol:

[darkpower]

Too funny with the other door in the back, :rofl:

[Savio]

:lol: Dumbass

[Volare]

now we know carlito's hair is getting into his brain
to trust masters with a plan

[Azriel]

Cade looks like he put on some weight. Looked a bit like Greg Valentine

[St. Jimmy]

tag belts men something?

[Azriel]

I'd rather take the Pepsi Challenge

[Volchok]

WM is looking to be one of the best ppv's ever!

[darkpower]

WM is looking to be one of the best ppv's ever!

I hope there was sarcasm in that quote.

[Volchok]

Yes, I was joking just incase people didnt catch it.

[G-wrath]

Master's hair makes him look like a queer office worker.

[Blitz]

I 'd love if that chair Show is sitting on just collapsed.

[Azriel]

Pot meet kettle

[Blitz]

ROFL he said a bad word.

[St. Jimmy]

it was dripping with sarcasm.

[Corndad]

this wont be the best ever,but i dont think will be the worst either.

[Azriel]

That was pointless

[Blitz]

I can't believe how badly Master's and Carlito have been portrayed in this feud.

[Azriel]

That was WM 2000

[Batsu]

uh... does Masters have those hair transplants or something?

[Azriel]

HHH/HBK better happen

[Indifferent Clox]

WM is looking to be one of the best ppv's ever!
vermaat?

[St. Jimmy]

this seasons Nashville Star is MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for Cowboy Troy

[St. Jimmy]

omg, wow. the non-attractive one from Destiny's Child!

the celebrity just keeps building for WM. ;D

[Azriel]

Yeah, we got Michelle Williams because we couldn't afford Beyonce, and Kelly was too cool for WM

[Corndad]

Wow. I totally forgot Cena's first match was against Angle.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO @ John Cena's Dad

[Batsu]

Whoa, they showed Old Cena.

[Corndad]

Wasnt he a bodybuilder?

[Corndad]

LOL at Cena's dad talking smack on HHH

[Batsu]

This is actually a cool video package....

[Azriel]

Wonder if the dad can rap like Cena?

[Corndad]

Eddie and Bret are for sure on that last hour, do you think they will try to fit anyone else on? Maybe Mean Gene cause of Hogan?

[St. Jimmy]

RVD: Alright! I'm all set for my match!
Vince: er... rob... hey... yeah... there's... uh... no match.
RVD: WHAT? WHY?!
Vince: there's this really cool montage on Cena we wanna show...
RVD: oh. that's cool. yeah. (and i'm the fucking stoner..)
Vince: thanks rob, you're a great guy (have fun on heat.)

[Volare]

yep it's atlas

[NeanderCarl]

Atlas looked insanely muscular back then. How did he get so fat as Saba Simba!?!?

[Corndad]

Tony Atlas...Masterpiece Version 1 except he can actually wrestle

[Volare]

holy shit S.D.??

[NeanderCarl]

yep it's atlas

we knew it would be Atlas, he is on the official T-shirt, already available on WWE Shop Zone

[St. Jimmy]

fuck. Trips/Michaels is going to be a clusterfuck. =/

[NeanderCarl]

Celebrity wing getting another inductee too

[Corndad]

Bret Hart!

[Azriel]

Its Bret

[Azriel]

Bret

[Volare]

now for TPWW can anyone name the Wrestlemania Diesel relinquished the title??

[Volare]

and bonus points his valet

[Savio]

Didn't Hart retain against Austin?

[Azriel]

Trick queswtion?

[Batsu]

I can't wait until that Slither crap finally runs its course. I'm tired of that PB&J cloggin' up WWE advertising time....

[NeanderCarl]

11

[NeanderCarl]

scratch that, he never did

[St. Jimmy]

i fucking love how much of a pop Trips gets. <3

[NeanderCarl]

it was survivor series 95 when Diesel lost the belt

[Volchok]

If you were tripping on acid, and watched Triple H's entrance.. you would spaz out or have a siezure

[Azriel]

Savior, their WM match was non-title

[Volchok]

I got weed I needa get rid of... and by get rid of I mean smoke... Tommrow sounds like a good day to do it.

[Azriel]

Austin/Bret fought at WM 13, Sid was champion going in and lost to Taker

[Volare]

so how will HBK get screwed tonite??

[NeanderCarl]

but his Mania 11 valets were Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy... I believe Anderson blew HBK out before the match

[Azriel]

YES!!! HHH/HBK always = ratings

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO @ Styles.

[Blitz]

I assume Volare is talking about WM 11, cause Diesel had Pam Anderson with him, but I think he retained in that match.

[Azriel]

But WM 11 was non-title right?

[St. Jimmy]

is it just my imagination, or does Michaels always sell brilliantly for Trips?
,and Vice-Versa?

[Azriel]

So much for the HIAC being the final encounter

[G-wrath]

Match was good until Vinny walked in. :roll:

[NeanderCarl]

HBK vs HHH was much much better in 2002.... and again in 2003... I'm bored with it now

[Volare]

yep shawn won the rumble, and won the right to have Pamela Anderson accompany him to the ring. The night of WM11 they "couldn'f find" her so he had Jenny McCarthy accompany him. Then when Diesel came out, He pointed to the enterance and Pamela Anderson came out.

Just for the Record, she looked pretty hot that night

[G-wrath]

Ok someone PLEASE explain to me....is Slither supposed to be a horror? Because it looks like a comedy gone wrong.

[Azriel]

But didnt Pam end up leaving with HBK? :lol:

[Blitz]

I believe Slither is supposed to ba a horror/comedy.

[Azriel]

G, I think it's supposed to be in an Evil Dead kinda vein

[Batsu]

Ok someone PLEASE explain to me....is Slither supposed to be a horror? Because it looks like a comedy gone wrong.

It is, to paraphrase The Rock.... 500 pounds of monkey crap in a 10 pound bag.

[Indifferent Clox]

if bret came out and just beat up both mcmahon and michaels at Wrestlemania.. i'd mark out.. or if he refd it

[Blitz]

According to IMDB, there is a charater named Grant Grant in Slither.

[Volare]

any appearance of Bret @ WM22 is a mark out for me

[Azriel]

I'd mark out like nobody has ever marked out before, but it won't happen

[NeanderCarl]

Notice that Lawler said he would be hosting the Hall of Fame earlier? There goes the J.R. rumours then.

[Blitz]

If Bret Hart is at Wrestlemania, I won't really care because I will be glued to the TV watching all the news reports about hell freeing over, pigs mysteriously sprouting wings, and monkeys randomly flying out of people's asses.

[Corndad]

theres no way this is gonna be a clean finish

[St. Jimmy]

... weakest bump ever vince. =D

[Corndad]

... Enter Shane?

[Batsu]

Gay...

[Blitz]

Cue Cena?

[Batsu]

LMAO @ Teleporting Cena

[Volare]

that was pretty good

[Azriel]

That was kinda cool

[Batsu]

LOL, They had to take the camera off HHH....

[Azriel]

Piss break coming up?

[G-wrath]

lol @ Batsu

[Volare]

Why is the MITB set up??

i can only think flair is coming out

[Azriel]

Flair/RVD/Shelton segment next then?

[Corndad]

Briefcase hanging above the ring... intresting.

[Azriel]

Does Cena even know country? :lol:

[Corndad]

That Shelton running up the ladder spot was sick.

[St. Jimmy]

;_; seeing Jericho makes me miss him so much.

[Volare]

woot i called it!!

[Azriel]

This should be good

[NeanderCarl]

Hmmm... what you reckon to this: 60-year old Vince McMahon gets injured in his match with Cena later on, and the whole HBK-Vince match at Mania has to be called off. With one of the biggest matches at the show scratched, McMahon goes looking for a huge star to replace him in a match against Shawn.

Austin....? Injured. Hogan....? knackered. Rock....? Busy. Foley....? Booked. Warrior...? Yeah, right. Goldberg...? Yeah, right. So instead we get....

VINCE'S SON, SHANE McMAHON!

That would be the cherry on top of the rotten cake WWE are offering this Sunday.

[Volare]

Mark out for the sign

"Im Ric Flair Bitch!!"

[Azriel]

I think we called it the same time, but its all good :lol:

[Volare]

holy shit flair dyed his hair

[Blitz]

I hope Flair starts doing elbow drops. :y:

[G-wrath]

lmao, was he just at one of P. Diddy's parties?

[Blitz]

Shelton looks like he just strolled off the set for a 50 Cent video.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAOOO @ Shelton.

he lookes/sounds like a broke ass pimp.

[Volare]

wow shelton is wearing pants??

[Azriel]

Sjhelton becoming the new Rock?

[Volare]

wonder if momma likes his outfit

[Face Heely]

I like this look for Shelton. The "spoiled athlete" thing could finally give him a discernable personality.

[NeanderCarl]

Well, thats RVD out for another year, from that rolling thunder

[Volare]

great fuckin spot

[St. Jimmy]

RVD is gold.

[Azriel]

Ok, piss break coming up next.

[Volare]

hmm another mickie showing HLA! HLA! HLA!

[Savio]

looked like shelton tweaked his wrist.

[NeanderCarl]

anyone here registered on the official WWE chat room??

[Corndad]

Yea I figured they would put Mean Gene on TV cause of Hogan...

[Azriel]

I see Ashley turning on Trish at Mania, I just do.

[Azriel]

God Damn, Maria bringing the HAWTness

[The Greater Power]

Anyone know how old Maria is?

[Volare]

MAria is still hot

[Corndad]

MARIA!

[NeanderCarl]

Hmm... Maria's okay, but 10 years ago, Sunny would've been wearing that outfit without the bra!

[Indifferent Clox]

I mark out every fucking time i see RVd

[Corndad]

LOL PAT PATTERSON!!!

[The Greater Power]

LOL Patterson and Brisco

[Volare]

PATTERSON AND BRISCO ON KISS CAM LMFAO!!!

[NeanderCarl]

pmsl... bet Patterson loved that....

VENIS!!

[Azriel]

Wha?

[Savio]

Patterson is gay in real life.

[zdmay]

I hate CM Punk

[The Greater Power]

LOL @ Val, Viscera, and Eugune walking out togther

[Corndad]

WHY THE FUCK IS EUGENE OUT THERE WITH VENIS AND VIS???

[Azriel]

Thought Val was gonna get a smooch on Maria

[Corndad]

Oh geez I thought that was for the Kiss Cam lol.

[zdmay]

Eugen, Val, and Big Vis is coming out.

[Blitz]

Hell yeah.

[NeanderCarl]

spirit squad's novelty is already running out

[St. Jimmy]

yey. proper entrance for the SS. =D

[Corndad]

Wow.. Maria then the Spirit Squad. I don't think my heart can handle all this lol

[Azriel]

This should be nice. SS!! *marks out*

[Indifferent Clox]

lol Bush was a male cheerleader!! hahaha

http://img223.exs.cx/img223/7329/alexis05nude6eq.jpg mickie james hot

[Corndad]

"Johnny just mounted Visera" lol

[Batsu]

Wow.... this is some CRAP!

[G-wrath]

lol @ the SS wrestling in Underarmor

[NeanderCarl]

Eugene has settled into a glorified jobber role now, hasn't he? What a shame.

[St. Jimmy]

=/ Nick Dinsmore

[Face Heely]

Wow...who have these three pissed off to deserve this squash?

(Additionally...Eugene with V-Squared? Did I miss something in the past few weeks of non-viewing? When did he come back, and why's he suddenly with these two?)

[Azriel]

eneguE=sgnitaR

[Corndad]

any more of those Mickie Pics :naughty:

[NeanderCarl]

Nice pic of Mickie. Anyone else think she has a hint of Alyssa Milano about her?

[Volare]

OK!

[Corndad]

Eugene really needs a haircut.

[Blitz]

Yessss, the trampoline.

[Volare]

what a squash

[Azriel]

That was a nice spot.

Fun with trampolines

[NeanderCarl]

Shower of shite. The Spirits are so overrated on these boards.

[Blitz]

Mickie doesn't look all that hot in that pic.

[Azriel]

Thunder, there are actually nude pics of her out there

[Blitz]

That was pretty cool.