View Full Version : This Just In (POSSIBLE SPOILERS)
Goulet
03-29-2006, 04:01 PM
- The results of first drug test under the new plan on 3/20 should be known after Wrestlemania.
- There is talk of doing a double turn in the Triple H-John Cena Wrestlemania title match. In the past, Triple H has been against a babyface turn.
- One of the episodes of "Hogan Knows Best" will deal with Hogan's botox treatment for sun-damage on his face.
- WWE's next Australian tour in October will feature the Raw brand roster.
- According to the New York Times, Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman's sex tape has sold 100,000 copies.
- From the where are they now file. Former WWF developmental wrestler Glenn Kulka is now a sports talk show host in Ottawa.
If only it weren't HHH this is exactly what needs to be done... and who the FUCK bought that Chyna/X-Pac Tape... ewww
No suprise there. I hope it happens.
- One of the episodes of "Hogan Knows Best" will deal with Hogan's botox treatment for sun-damage on his face.
I thought he WANTED to be the color of the sun...
Extreme Angle
03-29-2006, 04:10 PM
how big is chyna's clit?
Nervous Ferret
03-29-2006, 04:12 PM
bigger than my post count.
how big is chyna's clit?
You see the smilie on in your avatar? Put your resolution at 640x480 on a 60 inch plasma TV and look at it.
Not even close.
Shadow
03-29-2006, 04:13 PM
Bigger than Kane Knight's post count.
Extreme Angle
03-29-2006, 04:14 PM
how so big?
did she used to be the village bike or sumin?
alvarado52
03-29-2006, 04:27 PM
Its massive and resembles a penis which is debatable if it infact is. Funny thing though, i dont remember that THING being visible in the Playboy pics. Maybe they airbrushed...
Boondock Saint
03-29-2006, 04:41 PM
Its massive and resembles a penis which is debatable if it infact is. Funny thing though, i dont remember that THING being visible in the Playboy pics. Maybe they airbrushed...
Yeah maybe. Although it is unlike Playboy to airbrush pics...:shifty:
Shadow
03-29-2006, 04:46 PM
how so big?
did she used to be the village bike or sumin?
Because Chyna's a man dude.
Kane Knight
03-29-2006, 04:57 PM
Well, he has to turn face. The babyface has to win.
Fear not, he'll be heel again, once he buries Cena.
KingofOldSchool
03-29-2006, 05:02 PM
Well, he has to turn face. The babyface has to win.
Fear not, he'll be heel again, once he buries Cena.
I see a Wrestlemania X-7 thing happening.
Vince comes out near the end of the match...helps Cena win, which would turn Cena heel. And then they celebrate to end Wrestlemania.
Corkscrewed
03-29-2006, 05:11 PM
Maybe. Cena has to turn heel, but HHH is the last person I'd turn face.
Now, the thing is, will HHH say he wasn't being a good enough heel (and that's why Cena got booed), or what? :lol:
Kane Knight
03-29-2006, 05:15 PM
Maybe. Cena has to turn heel, but HHH is the last person I'd turn face.
Now, the thing is, will HHH say he wasn't being a good enough heel (and that's why Cena got booed), or what? :lol:
You DO know he was blaming Cena for that, right? Not Angle?
Wow, I just realized that this is what MUST happen. That's if they really wanna salvage Cena. I think HHH can afford another face turn. He's been a heel for long enough, plus, I'm pretty sure he's gonna be around for while in the WWE so another face turn won't hurt.
-The New Guy-
Arnold HamNegger
03-29-2006, 05:33 PM
Vince comes out near the end of the match...helps Cena win, which would turn Cena heel. And then they celebrate to end Wrestlemania.
Maybe Steph gives birth in the middle of the ring while Motorhead plays on the stage to close out Mania. Brand new Papi = face right?
That or Cena can just kick Steph in the stomach down the ramp after losing.
Kane Knight
03-29-2006, 05:38 PM
Maybe Steph gives birth in the middle of the ring while Motorhead plays on the stage to close out Mania. Brand new Papi = face right?
That or Cena can just kick Steph in the stomach down the ramp after losing.
Naw. Where do you think Steph got the Roofies from?
HHH can't turn face. After all the shit he's done over the past two years, I really don't see how anyone could buy him as a babyface again. Not to mention it's pretty much common knowledge that he's married to Stephanie, so that only makes people hate him more.
If the HHH/Cena match was the semi-main event, Cena could win by cheating, and then cut a promo ripping on the fans; followed by the MITB winner coming out to challenge for the belt and winning it. Not only would this turn Cena heel (which he desperately needs), but it would elevate another talent (RVD winning in Chicago would be huge), and it would make for a very, very interesting RAW.
Kane Knight
03-29-2006, 09:09 PM
HHH is already getting cheered, so. :?
Dorkchop
03-29-2006, 09:16 PM
<i>From the where are they now file. Former WWF developmental wrestler Glenn Kulka is now a sports talk show host in Ottawa.</i>
I live in Ottawa and I've never heard about him being a sports talk show host. He's most likely on a crappy local community channel that no one watches. Since he used to play pro football here it's somewhat funny that our pro team is probably folding this year again (We had a pro football team fold here a few years ago).
HHH is already getting cheered, so. :?
He's being cheered simply because of who he's up against; a vanilla white babyface with a heart of gold. Nobody wants to see that. They want to see somebody, anybody (even Triple H) kick his fucking ass.
Now, if the feud leading into Mania was Triple H/Benjamin, or Triple H/Michaels, or even Triple H/RVD, he definitely would not be recieving cheers.
And you can't base anything on the reactions he's been getting lately, because they're not booking him as a face. If they started to actually book him as a babyface, with him attacking and cutting promos on heels, I don't think many people would buy it. We're all way to used to booing Triple H; he's done so many fucked up things in the past few years, how are we ever supposed to cheer him?
Not to mention that he's been built up as the ONLY tough, legitimately dangerous main event heel (Edge? No. JBL? No. Randy Orton? No. Chris Masters? Carlito? No way.), so as logic dictates, he would need a HUGE heel to feud with to make anything he does seem interesting. Who's going to have a legitimate feud with a face Triple H? Who's going to look strong enough?
John la Rock
03-29-2006, 10:26 PM
HHH is about as good as a face as Kurt Angle...which is not good
Kane Knight
03-29-2006, 10:28 PM
He's being cheered simply because of who he's up against; a vanilla white babyface with a heart of gold. Nobody wants to see that. They want to see somebody, anybody (even Triple H) kick his fucking ass.
That theory only works if you ignore that people are popping MORE for Cena since this program started. And it's not because he's pwning Hunter, either.
Mr. Nerfect
03-30-2006, 12:37 AM
I dunno, Triple H turning face wouldn't be the end of the world. If they keep him as the same character and don't have him go good, it should work. Have him simply state that his spot is at the top playing politics, and John Cena has taken that from him, so he's going to make him pay. Youc ould even have John Cena revealed to be the father of Stephanie's baby. Instant heat.
Edge might be able to pull boos against Triple H, too. Hunter doesn't have too many programs before he goes off to be a full-time father and husband for a bit, so a feud with Cena then a feud with Edge is all I see on the horizon for Triple H.
Kane Knight
03-30-2006, 06:22 PM
This just in...
...Penis.
This just in...
...Dildo.
Kane Knight
03-30-2006, 06:34 PM
It's all I've got.
The One
03-30-2006, 06:39 PM
KK, did you need to bump this up to the top just so you could say penis?
By the way, on topic, I think a double turn is the worst idea since...uh...can't really remember. Triple H is a heel. He can play a heel. Turning him into a bland face is actually more damaging then just keeping Cena a bland face. Triple H is literally the only 100% solid performer they have, as in they get the reactions they need, they are over, and they can work in the ring. No one else has that presence of absolutly belonging where they are.
Jaton
03-30-2006, 06:58 PM
I agree with The One, but I think Cena does need a heel turn..or even just a change in his character.
In retrospect, maybe turning HHH face isn't the best idea, but I still think turning Cena heel is a great idea.
Kane Knight
03-30-2006, 07:56 PM
KK, did you need to bump this up to the top just so you could say penis?
I bumped it a whole 5 spaces...8 tops...
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