...that's not wise...

[The One]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/superstars/tim_white/timwhitejosh

A new Mr. White segment is up, I have to admit, other then the flashback, it wasn't funny.

[Xero]

ROFL!

"Josh, that was not wise!"

So is that it? Or will there be more to this saga?

[weather vane]

This shit is still going on? Wow.

[HaTeR]

Nah, there'll be a saga of 10 episodes with Tim White trying to kill Josh Matthews in various ways with Josh coming back on each show unharmed.

[Corkscrewed]

lmao at the special effects blood stains on the camera. So yeah, we were right. He DID try to kill Josh.

Next week he'll show up and be okay, starting a new round. ;)

[Xero]

Josh: Last week Tim accidentally shot me with his shotgun. Thankfully I moved it far enough away so that it hit my arm. Anyway Tim, I see that you've baked me a pie!

*Tim nods*

Josh: Oh, well, just let me have a bite... *Takes a bite* Hey, this is great! A little tangy, but... Ugh.. WHA!? *Gurrgle*

*The camera pans to Tim holding up a box of rat poison*

Tim: That wasn't very wise... Josh! MUWAHAHAHAA! :rofl:

[Disturbed316]

ROFL @ the attempted suicide montage with Tell Me a Lie playing :rofl:
ROFL @ "Josh, that was not wise"
ROFL @ the whole thing

Hopefully, like people have said, Josh will come back next week, and Tim will try to kill him again.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That flashback was fucking hilarious :lol:

Hope they find a way to keep this going, with Josh coming back each time</font>

[dablackguy]

wasn't that song used for the HBK 'retirement video' or something?

[Kane Knight]

That flashback was fucking hilarious :lol:

Hope they find a way to keep this going, with Josh coming back each time


Josh will have a bandaid on his ear and will be distraught like a lost puppy.

And then he will die again.

[SammyG]

Hahaha, this stuff is awesome

[alvarado52]

man, ive really tried to find these funny, but i cant seem to find any of T.W. segs funny at all...

[Shadow]

OH NO!

Josh, that's not wise...that's not wise at all.

Is that it? I sure hope not. That was great!

[V]

it saying "the end" at the end of the video makes me think it was the last one

oh well, it's a good run, and if it's over, i'm glad they ended it while it was still fresh

[PorkSoda]

The part where Josh inhales the balloon is the funniest.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

The part where Josh inhales the balloon is the funniest.

lol, I thought so too. Or the party hats on his chest. Pretty stupid, but I think that's part of the charm. :D

[Disturbed316]

I've figured out who HBK's partner really is at Backlash, it's Josh!

Seeing as he is god and everything!

[NeanderCarl]

Wow, I actually thought this week's Lunchtime Suicide was quite amusing!

Like I said last week, they have been insultingly bad over the last few weeks, but barring the "suicide montage" that wasn't bad. Digging up "Tell Me A Lie" was inspired.

But that should be the end of it now. Last thing we need is a new series of "Lunchtime Murder" over the next three months. They were running out of jokes early into this one... White offed himself with a gun on three occasions. That'll do.

[Londoner]

Ok wtf is this exactly all about?I haven't been following it.

[Kane Knight]

My best friend was shot by his barkeep. This isn't funny, and how anyone can argue that this wasn't poor taste is beyond me.

[Chico]

:rofl: at Josh on helium, Josh with the party hats on his chest, and Mr White saying "Josh, that was not wise!"

[The Greater Power]

I hope they for some reason put all these on the WrestleMania 22 DVD as extras.

[Shadow]

Wow, I actually thought this week's Lunchtime Suicide was quite amusing!

Like I said last week, they have been insultingly bad over the last few weeks, but barring the "suicide montage" that wasn't bad. Digging up "Tell Me A Lie" was inspired.

But that should be the end of it now. Last thing we need is a new series of "Lunchtime Murder" over the next three months. They were running out of jokes early into this one... White offed himself with a gun on three occasions. That'll do.

You cannot make a post like this after the other shit you pulled up. Please kindly leave my species so I don't have to think about your offspring running around my planet.

[Kane Knight]

I'm not sure he counts as the same species. He barely even walks erect.

[NeanderCarl]

Ah, shut up you pair of pricks and lighten the fuck up.

"Oh look at me!!! I'm Kane Knight! I spend 16 hours a day posting on a wrestling newsboard! That gives me the right to judge people!

Kane Knight > YOU.

You have a different opinion to Kane Knight! Therefore you are of a different species! Everybody knows that when KK speaks, it is FACT! Yeah? Look it up on Wikipedia!

I tell you what! Kane Knight is B-O-R-E-D. Let's log on to TPWW.net and FLAME SOME GUYS! Yes! What a plan! How DARE they... HOW DARE THEY have differing opinions to mine. I AM THE GREAT KANE KNIGHT."

Yeah I'm bored with that now.

I can say what I want, Shadow. I stand by everything I said last week. The subject matter of these skits is preposterous and in the worst possible taste. Obviously that's the intention of them, and that's pretty sad.

But this week had some silly humour in it which made me chuckle. Right up until the part where Tim White, the wrestling referee, SHOT DEAD Josh Matthews, the wrestling interviewer. Which was as dumb as the rest of the series. But at least it's fucking finished with now. Good riddance.

And you can flame me all you want to this week, I couldn't give a monkeys! Anybody who want to have a dig, here's your free reign. Oh and I'll give you a little something to start you all off: any TPWW.net poster who thinks he is better than myself or any other poster on here (whether they have 100,000 posts or 10 posts), or wants to judge me on a personal level, from the security of the other side of a computer monitor, can kiss my fucking ass. Yes, you get that tongue right up that rim and swirl it coz I'm fucking loving it, you pathetic, immature, disrespectful cocksuckers. That goes for everybody who thought that my late mate was laughing material in last weeks thread. Last week it upset me. This week, I recognised the source, and fuck me, if I don't really care what you idiots have to say about the subject.

[weather vane]

lol

way to flip out on the internet

[Kane Knight]

Holy shit, could you be any more of a spazz?

Not to mention a fucking hypocrite.

And hey, I have the right to judge. You just said so. :)

[NeanderCarl]

I'm not a spazz. I'm a mid-20s, degree-student with an IQ in the top 1% of my country (155) who happens to love the wrestling business and shares his opinions with supposedly like-minded people.

You absolutely have the right to an opinion.

However, you, nor anybody else, has the right to judge a person they have never met. I cannot judge you as a person. You might be a fine, upstanding, great person, for all I know of you, PERSONALLY. I'm sure you are a decent enough guy, to your friends and family.

But my opinion of the comments you made last week is very low. And anyone who read them, and others by various posters, would have to at least understand where I'm coming from with that. But there you go. Based on your comments from last week, and your jumping on the "lets bash Carl" bandwagon AGAIN for a second week when I offer a more positive reaction to this week's very different "LS"... I couldn't possibly care less now.

I'm not a hypocrite. I hated the majority of the previous shows. This one had a few humourous moments. So what, am I supposed to bash it again just so I don't seem like a hypocrite?? Like I already said, the shows have been piss-poor. I stand by that. This one was also ridiculous. But I enjoyed the drunken scenes. Josh is quite good.

[Kane Knight]

I top you in terms of IQ, credentials (Now have multiple degrees), and most likely age.

You are still a spazz, no matter how successful you might find yourself in life.

And yes, you are a hypocrite.

[weather vane]

fag

[Kane Knight]

Also...Hard to "jump on the bandwagon" when you were pretty much the only one doing it.

But again, it's a Kane Knight Konspiracy. I'm out to get you.

But whatever. Keep writing 10-15 paragraphs justifying how you don'give a damn what I say. You're only kidding yourself.

[weather vane]

lol Kane Knight is just piling you rn

[Kane Knight]

rn?

[NeanderCarl]

Oh no... you can't say "spazz", that's offensive to the disableds.

[weather vane]

right now

don't ask

[Kane Knight]

Oh no... you can't say "spazz", that's offensive to the disableds.

LOL.

I would like to apologise to all the handicapped folks out there.

I stand corrected. You're behaving like a towelhead.

[Kane Knight]

right now

don't ask

Naw. I remember yoru shorthand speak from some thread. Just didn't remember what it meant.

[NeanderCarl]

I top you in terms of IQ, credentials (Now have multiple degrees), and most likely age.

And there you go AGAIN, with the "anything you've done, I've done better" crap.

If I wrote I'd crossed the street, you reply that you've been to the moon.

Maybe you are older than me? So what? I'm nearly 24 years old. I got nothing to hide.

My IQ was tested at 155 when I was 12yrs old, by MENSA. I haven't tested it since. I'd assume it has increased, although with the ever-lingering effects of alcohol consumption, I guess I'll never know.

Anybody who has "multiple" degrees is just to scared to go out into the REAL world and find proper employment. Just you keep riding those parents dry, pal. Maybe you'll find your path before you die.

I wasn't showing off, I was clarifying that I am not a "spazz" as you so eloquently put it.

Anyway. Let's hear it.

Boom, boom... NEXT!

[Kane Knight]

And there you go AGAIN, with the "anything you've done, I've done better" crap.

:lol:

Yeah, you whipped it out, I simply pointed out that you were not all that special.

Again, spazzing out.

[Kane Knight]

Anybody who has "multiple" degrees is just to scared to go out into the REAL world and find proper employment. Just you keep riding those parents dry, pal. Maybe you'll find your path before you die.

--OR--And I know this will seem shocking, since you're ironically sitting in judgement after complaining about me doing it...

...I've been able to hold multiple degress while being employed, worked hard at school and hard at jobs, rather than limit my intellectual fields simply because someone might cast dispersions on my "bravery."

It's funny that you're trying to cast dispersions though. Hypocritical, on top.

[NeanderCarl]

Oh... Kane Knight...

:roll:

You are a most worthy adversary.

[Kane Knight]

OMG! He took less than 5 paragraphs to pwn me!

[NeanderCarl]

Kudos to you.

But you're wrong and you know it. You're just a stubborn bastard. What are you, Texan?

[Kane Knight]

Try Vermont.

And I'm not being stubborn.

I'm berating someone with thin skin and a mental handicap.

Last week and this week both, you have spazzed out while claiming not to care, while asking me to keep it civil, while claiming to drop it and come right back in, even after claims you'd let me have the last word. You sit in judgement while berating me for doing the same, and overall making an ass of yourself.

I'm worse than stubborn.

But so are you. You're stubborn and an easy mark.

Don't get me wrong, I find your milking of your buddy's death to be a bad thing (With friends like you, who needs enemies?), but you've managed to make this fun for me.

[Kane Knight]

Wow. And STILL less verbose than your hissyfits.

Oh, I'm sorry, that's offensive to women. Still less verbose than your faggotry.

[NeanderCarl]

I find your milking of your buddy's death to be a bad thing (With friends like you, who needs enemies?)

You're totally out of order, pal, and you know it. I mentioned that suicide can be a touchy subject, and that I know because I happened to have a mate who did it. That happens to be a sad fact that I'm sure I share with a lot of people. I don't see how that is "milking" what happened. Nor would I ever dream of jumping down somebody's throat if they revealed to me that they had lost a friend just a couple of months ago. WOULD NOT DREAM OF IT.

Then, the first thing you said was that you had the same happen to you. If I'm such a cunt for mentioning it, then so are you for using YOUR friend to combat my comment. If I AM the piece of scum you make me out to be, then you, my friend, are as bad as I am. Stands to reason. Your judgement.

Who's the hypocrite now?

[NeanderCarl]

By the way, my skin is thick and the only "mental handicap" I have at the moment is trying to reason with a blinkered idiot like you.

[NeanderCarl]

No reply...

Bored....

2.20am....

Went shopping today. Wanted to buy some camouflage trousers but I couldn't see any.

And how about velcro, huh? What a rip off.

Then on the way home I fell into a lens grinder and made a right spectacle of myself.

[NeanderCarl]

Locked my keys in the car as well this morning.

:(

I was alright though, I just rubbed my pocket up against the lock and it popped open. Luckily, I had my khaki trousers on.

[rko4life]

i agree.. I dont like kane Knight he is only nice to people who "respect" him.. pfft

[94 SVT Cobra]

i agree.. I dont like kane Knight he is only nice to people who "respect" him.. pfft

Not really, its just KK not someone to piss off beacuse obviously, hes stuborn, and if your going against him so much (not you rko4life, i mean in genral) all the happens is your probally stuborn too. Like throwing two retards into a pit and watching them fight, no one truly wins, its just great entertainment.

[rko4life]

Not really, its just KK not someone to piss off beacuse obviously, hes stuborn, and if your going against him so much (not you rko4life, i mean in genral) all the happens is your probally stuborn too. Like throwing two retards into a pit and watching them fight, no one truly wins, its just great entertainment.

:rofl: at the two retards thing!! but thanks for that

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Like we're really bringing IQ into this?

Jesus Christ people, you take yourselves to seriously.

[Corkscrewed]

We're all wrestling fans here. IQ goes out the door, folks.

[Kane Knight]

Like we're really bringing IQ into this?

Jesus Christ people, you take yourselves to seriously.

Really?

I guess you're right.

I'm off to go hang myself.

[Londoner]

I just find it funny when someone claims that they don't care what someone else is saying about them when their posts show quite clearly that they do.

[Kane Knight]

He gets points for squeezing it just in under 50 paragraphs.

[NeanderCarl]

I just find it funny when someone claims that they don't care what someone else is saying about them when their posts show quite clearly that they do.

Well, last week I did care. I thought it was pretty hurtful and insensitive. Like I say, now I've calmed down, I could care less what people I don't even know say about me or my life. But I will defend myself never-the-less, if that's okay with you guys? It won't stop me sleeping at night by any means, but I won't back down either. And the longer this goes on for, sooner or later, a compromise will occur. Maybe.

[TerranRich]

Psst. Word to the wise. My rep is sky high because I've kissed so much of KK's ass. ;) Now I enjoy a priveleged life, banging hot chicks, and enjoying tons of money that I swim in, much like Scrooge from DuckTales.

Kiss his ass now. It'll work in your favor in the long run. :p

[NeanderCarl]

LOL.

I'm not a kiss ass. And I'm not particularly bothered about reps.

But I see your point.

[Skippord]

I am rolling on the floor laughing

[Kane Knight]

Well, last week I did care. I thought it was pretty hurtful and insensitive. Like I say, now I've calmed down, I could care less what people I don't even know say about me or my life and will spend hundreds of paragraphs convincing people I don't care.

[Kane Knight]

Psst. Word to the wise. My rep is sky high because I've kissed so much of KK's ass. ;) Now I enjoy a priveleged life, banging hot chicks, and enjoying tons of money that I swim in, much like Scrooge from DuckTales.

Kiss his ass now. It'll work in your favor in the long run. :p

If you dive into your own money bin, I will SO neg repg you in jealousy.

[NeanderCarl]

If you dive into your own money bin, I will SO neg repg you in jealousy.

Off the point, but there was a Ted DiBiase comic book out years ago where he did just that.

[TerranRich]

If you dive into your own money bin, I will SO neg repg you in jealousy.
I dive into my own bin of nude KK photos. :naughty:

[Kane Knight]

I dive into my own bin of nude KK photos. :naughty:


Kind of a spank bank? ;)