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Boss
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...that's not wise...
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/vid...e/timwhitejosh
A new Mr. White segment is up, I have to admit, other then the flashback, it wasn't funny. Quote:
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He's Here
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ROFL!
"Josh, that was not wise!" So is that it? Or will there be more to this saga? |
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Forever
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This shit is still going on? Wow.
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Nah, there'll be a saga of 10 episodes with Tim White trying to kill Josh Matthews in various ways with Josh coming back on each show unharmed.
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lmao at the special effects blood stains on the camera. So yeah, we were right. He DID try to kill Josh.
Next week he'll show up and be okay, starting a new round.
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He's Here
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Josh: Last week Tim accidentally shot me with his shotgun. Thankfully I moved it far enough away so that it hit my arm. Anyway Tim, I see that you've baked me a pie!
*Tim nods* Josh: Oh, well, just let me have a bite... *Takes a bite* Hey, this is great! A little tangy, but... Ugh.. WHA!? *Gurrgle* *The camera pans to Tim holding up a box of rat poison* Tim: That wasn't very wise... Josh! MUWAHAHAHAA!
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ROFL @ the attempted suicide montage with Tell Me a Lie playing
![]() ROFL @ "Josh, that was not wise" ROFL @ the whole thing Hopefully, like people have said, Josh will come back next week, and Tim will try to kill him again. |
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President of Freedonia
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That flashback was fucking hilarious
![]() Hope they find a way to keep this going, with Josh coming back each time
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Tacos!
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wasn't that song used for the HBK 'retirement video' or something?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Josh will have a bandaid on his ear and will be distraught like a lost puppy. And then he will die again. |
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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Hahaha, this stuff is awesome
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Two weeks.
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man, ive really tried to find these funny, but i cant seem to find any of T.W. segs funny at all...
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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OH NO!
Josh, that's not wise...that's not wise at all. Is that it? I sure hope not. That was great! |
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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it saying "the end" at the end of the video makes me think it was the last one
oh well, it's a good run, and if it's over, i'm glad they ended it while it was still fresh |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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The part where Josh inhales the balloon is the funniest.
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All That Jazz
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I've figured out who HBK's partner really is at Backlash, it's Josh!
Seeing as he is god and everything! |
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That's Not My Name
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Wow, I actually thought this week's Lunchtime Suicide was quite amusing!
Like I said last week, they have been insultingly bad over the last few weeks, but barring the "suicide montage" that wasn't bad. Digging up "Tell Me A Lie" was inspired. But that should be the end of it now. Last thing we need is a new series of "Lunchtime Murder" over the next three months. They were running out of jokes early into this one... White offed himself with a gun on three occasions. That'll do. |
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One Of A Kind
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Ok wtf is this exactly all about?I haven't been following it.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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My best friend was shot by his barkeep. This isn't funny, and how anyone can argue that this wasn't poor taste is beyond me.
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Super serial
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at Josh on helium, Josh with the party hats on his chest, and Mr White saying "Josh, that was not wise!"
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I hope they for some reason put all these on the WrestleMania 22 DVD as extras.
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'm not sure he counts as the same species. He barely even walks erect.
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That's Not My Name
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Ah, shut up you pair of pricks and lighten the fuck up.
"Oh look at me!!! I'm Kane Knight! I spend 16 hours a day posting on a wrestling newsboard! That gives me the right to judge people! Kane Knight > YOU. You have a different opinion to Kane Knight! Therefore you are of a different species! Everybody knows that when KK speaks, it is FACT! Yeah? Look it up on Wikipedia! I tell you what! Kane Knight is B-O-R-E-D. Let's log on to TPWW.net and FLAME SOME GUYS! Yes! What a plan! How DARE they... HOW DARE THEY have differing opinions to mine. I AM THE GREAT KANE KNIGHT." Yeah I'm bored with that now. I can say what I want, Shadow. I stand by everything I said last week. The subject matter of these skits is preposterous and in the worst possible taste. Obviously that's the intention of them, and that's pretty sad. But this week had some silly humour in it which made me chuckle. Right up until the part where Tim White, the wrestling referee, SHOT DEAD Josh Matthews, the wrestling interviewer. Which was as dumb as the rest of the series. But at least it's fucking finished with now. Good riddance. And you can flame me all you want to this week, I couldn't give a monkeys! Anybody who want to have a dig, here's your free reign. Oh and I'll give you a little something to start you all off: any TPWW.net poster who thinks he is better than myself or any other poster on here (whether they have 100,000 posts or 10 posts), or wants to judge me on a personal level, from the security of the other side of a computer monitor, can kiss my fucking ass. Yes, you get that tongue right up that rim and swirl it coz I'm fucking loving it, you pathetic, immature, disrespectful cocksuckers. That goes for everybody who thought that my late mate was laughing material in last weeks thread. Last week it upset me. This week, I recognised the source, and fuck me, if I don't really care what you idiots have to say about the subject. Last edited by NeanderCarl; 04-15-2006 at 01:00 AM. |
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Forever
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lol
way to flip out on the internet |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Holy shit, could you be any more of a spazz?
Not to mention a fucking hypocrite. And hey, I have the right to judge. You just said so.
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That's Not My Name
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I'm not a spazz. I'm a mid-20s, degree-student with an IQ in the top 1% of my country (155) who happens to love the wrestling business and shares his opinions with supposedly like-minded people.
You absolutely have the right to an opinion. However, you, nor anybody else, has the right to judge a person they have never met. I cannot judge you as a person. You might be a fine, upstanding, great person, for all I know of you, PERSONALLY. I'm sure you are a decent enough guy, to your friends and family. But my opinion of the comments you made last week is very low. And anyone who read them, and others by various posters, would have to at least understand where I'm coming from with that. But there you go. Based on your comments from last week, and your jumping on the "lets bash Carl" bandwagon AGAIN for a second week when I offer a more positive reaction to this week's very different "LS"... I couldn't possibly care less now. I'm not a hypocrite. I hated the majority of the previous shows. This one had a few humourous moments. So what, am I supposed to bash it again just so I don't seem like a hypocrite?? Like I already said, the shows have been piss-poor. I stand by that. This one was also ridiculous. But I enjoyed the drunken scenes. Josh is quite good. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I top you in terms of IQ, credentials (Now have multiple degrees), and most likely age.
You are still a spazz, no matter how successful you might find yourself in life. And yes, you are a hypocrite. |
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Forever
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fag
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Also...Hard to "jump on the bandwagon" when you were pretty much the only one doing it.
But again, it's a Kane Knight Konspiracy. I'm out to get you. But whatever. Keep writing 10-15 paragraphs justifying how you don'give a damn what I say. You're only kidding yourself. |
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Forever
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lol Kane Knight is just piling you rn
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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rn?
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That's Not My Name
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Oh no... you can't say "spazz", that's offensive to the disableds.
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Forever
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right now
don't ask |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I would like to apologise to all the handicapped folks out there. I stand corrected. You're behaving like a towelhead. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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That's Not My Name
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If I wrote I'd crossed the street, you reply that you've been to the moon. Maybe you are older than me? So what? I'm nearly 24 years old. I got nothing to hide. My IQ was tested at 155 when I was 12yrs old, by MENSA. I haven't tested it since. I'd assume it has increased, although with the ever-lingering effects of alcohol consumption, I guess I'll never know. Anybody who has "multiple" degrees is just to scared to go out into the REAL world and find proper employment. Just you keep riding those parents dry, pal. Maybe you'll find your path before you die. I wasn't showing off, I was clarifying that I am not a "spazz" as you so eloquently put it. Anyway. Let's hear it. Boom, boom... NEXT! |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Yeah, you whipped it out, I simply pointed out that you were not all that special. Again, spazzing out. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...I've been able to hold multiple degress while being employed, worked hard at school and hard at jobs, rather than limit my intellectual fields simply because someone might cast dispersions on my "bravery." It's funny that you're trying to cast dispersions though. Hypocritical, on top. |
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