Game: Hardcore Title.

[Skippord]

*Hits the Edge 'O Matic on KoOS FOR THE WIN*

[KingofOldSchool]

*nails the Cradle Shock on Skippord for the win*

[Xero]

*Hits triple sault German Suplex on KOOS FTW*

[Skippord]

*Hits the Future Shock on Xero For the win*

[Loose Cannon]

can't be Fuck the World. Makes no sense in those sentences.

[Loose Cannon]

*nips up and Spears Xero and pins Fuck The World*

47x champion

what?

[Skippord]

It means For The Win LC

[KingofOldSchool]

can't be Fuck the World. Makes no sense in those sentences.

Fuck the World!

*T-Bone Tazplexs you*

[D Mac]

Nails Skip with a Chiefs Helmet. Puts it on his head and does a Diving Headbutt with it. Then lays a Chiefs jersey on top of a unconcious Skippord and pins.

1 2 3

[WilliamRegal]

Sir AJ Makin III returns with a light sabre and peels the hemet from Nails and gives him a real headbutt with a real head then pisses all over him (Petrol Piss, special move) gets out his solid kryptonite lighter (just incase superman was to show up) ignites Nails and he runs around screaming until he falls to the floor!
Sir AJ Makin III Pins him 123, whilst he's still on fire

NEW CHAMPION
Sir AJ Makin III (2 Time Champion)

[WilliamRegal]

Superman shows up but instantly dies from kryptonite poisening when Sir AJ Makin III rams it up his ass!

RETAINED TITLE
CHAMPION Sir AJ Makin III

[D Mac]

Regal pinned someone named Nails but it's really Diesel Mac who is the champion so Regal realizes this and goes for DM but DM hits a big boot and a Hogan leg drop to stay champ.

[WilliamRegal]

I realise my mistake now, and fuck DM up, with a rusty spear from an indian buerial ground! Slamming it right into your Temple! KO!

1
2
3

NEW CHAMPION

William Regal:cool:

[D Mac]

DM summons all the indians out of thier graves to do a number on Regal. Regal is so scared he drops the title and runs away yelling "I QUIT!"

Therefore DM is champ once again.

[JH]

pushes Diesel Mac down with 1 finger and wins the title

[WilliamRegal]

Oooh You didn't Know? dum de dum dum
Your ass better caaaaalllllll somebodaaaaaayyyyyy!

Road Dogg runs in the ring and starts choking RoadWarriorsLOD with some high tension dental floss until he passes out.

Win by Sleeper

CHAMPION Road Dogg

[rko4life]

RKO through a flaming table on road dogg.. 1...2...3 :D

[rko4life]

CLOSE THE THREAD!!! CLOSE IT!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

*puts rko in a twisting hammerlock...rko taps*

[D Mac]

DM puts on the Masterlock inspired by the announcement on TPWW wrestling forum. KingofOldSchool passes out.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

*gives Diesel Mac alcohol poisoning from Bud Light and covers*


ONE, TWO, THREE. NEW CHAMP.


(I love you, DM. :kiss: )

[D Mac]

*DM realizes it is Bud Light and not Bud Ice and pukes up the poison. Drinks a Bud Ice and smashes it over Umbrella's head.

1 2 3 The new champ enjoys some more cold ones Steve Austin style.

[Skippord]

*Stacks 4 tables on the outside of the ring and hits an Awesome bomb to DM For The Win*

[JH]

Pours gas on Skippords crotch and lights it on fire
Winner by forfeit......ME

[Skippord]

*Lights another 4 tables on fire and hits a top rope Cradle Shock through them to Roadwarrior FOR THE WIN*

[JH]

says fuck it and dies

[D Mac]

*Eats his spinach and procedes to lift Skip up and throw him into space. Grabs and X Wing fighter and blasts Skip's body to pieces. Uses a tractor beam to bring in Skip's ear which is the only thing left of him and pins it.

1 2 3

[JH]

rises from the dead and runs over Diesel Mac with a bulldozer
new champ
now somebody's gonna kick my ass again

[Skippord]

*Reforms again like the Villian from T2 and Hits the Cradle Shock off of a ladder to RoadWarrior pins for the win*

[Funky Fly]

*Ganso bomb on Skippord on a pile of thumbtacks*

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20x champ

[Skippord]

*I go For an RKO but Funky counters and throws me to the ropes and I come back with a Spear FTW*

[CNM]

*Has John Lynch give Skippord a helmet-to-head hit*

Pin. 1.2.3. NEW CHAMP

[Skippord]

*Has Al Wilson give CNM a Helmet to knee hit pins for the win*

I'm gonna say 48x champion

[Blitz]

*Blitz strikes Skippord down with a flaming sword*
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10 trillion time champ.

[WilliamRegal]

Sir AJ Makin III enters with William Regal and they do the 3D onto a table of superglue... Blitz has bits of table stuck all over him and William Regal goes for the pin
1
2
3

NEW CHAMPION William Regal

Whilst doing the regal wave Sir AJ Makin III, hits Regal with his own brass Knuckles,
1
2
3

NEW CHAMPION Sir AJ Makin III

[JH]

Shoves a rattlesnake down Makins pants and watches him run screaming like a little bitch
NEW CHAMPION

[WilliamRegal]

I may have ran away, but I did NOT QUIT! I returneth still as the Champion and kick your bitchy little ass, then remove the rattlesnake from my pants and strangle you unconcious with it!

You are asleep

I am still the Champion

Sir AJ Makin III:cool:

[Impact!]

*~Throws tea in Regal's face~, While Regal is screaming in agony I get the pin FTW*

[JH]

sticks the rattlesnake up Regals ass but Regal starts to smile
i kick him in the nuts then turn to Impact and deliver an Angels Wings onto the concrete
1 2 3
I win again
WHO'S NEXT LOL

[redoneja]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8553/cm3vj.jpg

redoneja pops outta nowhere and locks in Cattle Mutilation for the win. He then forfeits the belt and retires from wrestling.

[Jaton]

Jaton is named as the new Hardcore champion, and has a 60 day no defense clause. :D

[The Ravishing One]

**Waits 60 days**

*Finds Jaton asleep*

1
2
3

New Ravishing Champ!

[D Mac]

*Calls George Bush to make an air strike on Ravishing One and then pins some rubble with Ravishing underneath it. 1 2 3

[The Ravishing One]

**Diesal mac trips on rubble, give Ravishing a chance to grab the 1,2,3**


**The Ravishing One then takes the title where it belongs, the c-fed forum**

[D Mac]

*Invades the C fed forum, Rock Bottoms Ravishing One, Pins, 1 2 3, runs back to the Wrestling forum.*

[Jaton]

I'm still the longest running hardcore champion.

[WilliamRegal]

If you go back a good few posts you'll find that someone was pinning William Regal, when infact it was Sir AJ Makin III that was the title holder...

Hence.. Sir AJ Makin III is still CHAMPION despite all your fukkin about for the last few hours.

And your 60 day reign was INVALID as Sir AJ Makin III was still Champion during this time!!

CHAMPION Sir AJ Makin III

[Indifferent Clox]

Guy with Aids on Fire and barbed wire about him tells Sir Aj Makin the turd to tap out or he'll touch him.. makin complies

new champion

[JH]

straps a bomb to Indifferent Clox's nuts and detonates that sum bitch blowing him straight to hell
NEW CHAMP BITCH

[Skippord]

*Hits a Island Driver to RoadWarrior through a table covered in thumbtacs and pins FTW*

[JH]

Gets a car battery and hooks jumper cables to it behind Skippords back
when Skippord turns around I pour water all over him and hook the cables to him shocking the living fuck out of him and an easy 1 2 3

[Skippord]

*Kicks LOD in the balls picks him up and hits a Muscle Buster FTW*

[UmbrellaCorporation]

*nails Skippord with a flaming Nick Mondo and goes for the pin*

*pins*

*waits to be PWNED*

[Nervous Ferret]

*****this thread already exists in the c-fed forum*****

*The Naitch takes this terrible thread and writes a ppv pitting the threads major players against each other. This will later become known as: "TNA: the Early Days"*

Assman throws Umbrella Corporation into a blender or something

new champ

[JH]

Finds one of the juniors that Vince released and proceeds to beat the shit out of Assman with the junior until both are a bloody mess
Cover on both of them
NEW F'N CHAMP
I'm ready to be sacraficed now lol

[Skippord]

*Cradle Shock pin new champ*

[JH]

i'll be back lol
tomorrow

[DaBrasko]

gives Skippord a wedgy and the heart punch. Pin 1...2...3...
New hardcore champ!

[Skippord]

*Throws DaBrasko Through a 4 story window and Does a 450 splash out of it FTW*

[DaBrasko]

tells Skippord his boots are untied... as he looks down, SMALLPACKAGE FTW!!!

[Skippord]

*Hits a top rope Cradle Shock on DaBrasko and Pins FTW*

[DaBrasko]

Calls a truce with Skippord so he can take a pic of me and Chris Sabin. Jim Niedhart comes out of nowhere with a clothesline to Skippord. I pin Skippord FTW as Sabin and Jim look on laughing at the swerve they just helped me pull!! :naughty:

[Skippord]

*Skippord Tells Sabin that DaBrasko just said his hair was gay and Sabin Future Shocks DaBrasko and Neidhart So I pin DaBrasko and run away*

[DaBrasko]

Runs down Skippord on a "moped" and gives him a vertibreaker off a 30ft ladder through 3 burning tables wrapped in barbwire,4,000,000 thumbtacks and a dead skunk FTW!!!!

Retires from wrestling because of nerve damage from burns and skunk stink. :(

[Skippord]

*Nips up grabs the belt takes several showers and waits*

[DaBrasko]

Hits Skippord from behind with a chair and pins him for the title because everyone knows no one ever really "retires" from wrestling. :P

[Skippord]

*Sprays DaBrasko in the eyes with a blowtorch and Hits a C4 through a table for the win*

[DaBrasko]

*Inherits special “extra senses” like Daredevil from when the skunk juice and the strange varnish on the tables come in contact with the fire.*

*Turns off the power to the building and thus uses the newfound powers to kick the cream cheese out of Skippord FTW!

[Skippord]

*Stabs DaBrasko in the throat and pins him fore the win*

[DaBrasko]

*Skippord notices the folds of a latex mask in the neck wound. He pulls the mask off to reveal that the Dabrasko he pinned was an inposter that I traded places with during the blackout.*

I step out of the shadows and hook the tazmission on Skippord for the choke out win !!

[Skippord]

*I lure DeBrasko into a Triangle Choke and he passes out NEEEEEW CHAMPION*

55x champion

[D Mac]

Jake Plummer comes in and raises Skip's arm. Skip is celebrating when all of the sudden, CLOTHESLINE FROM PLUMMER! BAH GAWD! Plummer opens his jacket to reveal a cWo shirt! Chiefs World Order! In comes DM for the pin 1 2 3! The era of the cWo has begun!

[Skippord]

*John Elway Comes from the stands Beats the shit out of Plummer and throws the Infamous Elway bullet at Diesel I pin 1 2 3 we light the CWO shirts on fire*

[D Mac]

Hogan comes in with a 2x4 and smashes it over Skips head. Hogan pins 1 2 3.

Hogan tries to lay down for DM but DM picks him up and Jacknifes Hogan through a table and pins 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

*Skippord bails out of the ring and Sets up two tables side by side gets back in the ring and Awesome Bombs Diesel Mac through the tables and springs off the top rope hits a shooting star press FTW*

[D Mac]

*Skippord thinks he is comfortable being champ for 4 hours and goes to sleep. When he wakes up, the belt is gone and he has a cWo shirt draped over him. DM pinned him while he was asleep.*

[ddpBANG]

ddpBANG sets a Bud Ice on the ground. Mac goes to pick it up and gets locked in the crossface chickenwing. He has no option but to submit. Winner and new champ... ddpBANG!

ddpBANG then procedes to climb into bed with Skip. :naughty: :shifty:

[Extreme Angle]

I poke ddpbang with a carrot and then trip him up over a red hot skipping rope and pin him...
1...2...3!
I'm new champ cause i'm good

[Cuzziebro]

*Cuzzie, looks at Extreme Angle and thinks of how he will destroy EA's soul. EA, can read Cuzzie's thoughts. Sensing danger EA lays down for the easy 1..2..3. The winner and new Champ, CUZZIE*

I'm new champ because...
You are not that good after all, Extreme Angle.

[JH]

Makes Cuzzie watch back to back Buff Bagwell & Lex Luger matches which causes Cuzzie to forfeit the title

[DaBrasko]

Distracts RoadWarriorsLOD with a shiny object and school boy pins him for the win!! :wave:

[JH]

takes the shiny object and channells the spirit of the rock.....

I turn that object sideways shove up your candy ass and hit a rock bottom FTW
NEW CHAMP

[DaBrasko]

Lod is attacked from behind by my newly acquired proctologist, Isaac Pokeum. I then pin Lod FTW!!! :lol:

[D Mac]

*Brings in Fake Diesel Mac and while DaBrasko is busy with him, the real DM comes up behind with a tire iron and knocks Brasko out. 1 2 3*

[DaBrasko]

*Makes Diesel Mac watch White Noise, and while he is fucking confused and wondering where 2 hours of his life went I pin him for the win!*

[JH]

Brings back the fake diesel mac and positions his fingers to where he's flipping off dabrasko and while debrasko starts to beat the shit out of the fake body i come from behind and roll him up FTW

I take off running and hide

[DaBrasko]

*Unbeknownst to LOD, when he rolled me up for the pin I placed a small tracking device on him. I then use a radar to find LOD and give him the “5 Handled moss covered family credenza” FTW!!

[Savio]

Punts Dabrasko through a feild goal, New champ.

[DaBrasko]

Pokes Savior in the eye ala the three stooges FTW!

[JH]

Throws dabrasko off a cliff ala wile e coyote FTW
BEEP BEEP LOL

[Scarface]

Pimp slaps RoadWarriorsLOD and gets the 1 2 3. NEW CHAMP!

[JH]

Gets an axe and chops scarface's middle finger off and when he starts screaming I nail a mafia kick for the 1 2 3

[DaBrasko]

gives LOD a papercut then squeezes lemon juice in it for the win!!

[JH]

Clotheslines dabrasko so damn hard he breaks his neck
Winner BY FATALITY

[Sadistic]

Sadistic is just GIVEN the title he is so damn hardcore.

(smashes a light tube over LOD's head anyway)

[JH]

Takes the rest of the light tube and starts chewing it up
Sadistic see's this and decide's that he is not that hardcore and gives the title up
NEW CHAMP

[Skippord]

And Skippord plants LOD with Pedigree onto light tubes

[JH]

i'm officially sidelined by injury until tomorrow lol

[ddpBANG]

Skip gets hit with the FINGER POKE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Winner and new champ... It's me, it's me, it's d-d-p

BANG!

[JH]

Sneaks into ddpBANG's bedroom and puts the fake diesel mac dummy in bed with him.....I put 1 finger on his chest 1 2 3

Oh and about my injury I LIED
LONG LIVE EDDIE GUERRERO HOLMES

[Skippord]

*Skippord gets LOD up and plants him with a Cradle Shock Off of a scaffold through 10 flaming tables FTW*

[JH]

ok now i'm really injured and thats no lie lol

i'll just lay here a few hours and see if i can move

[Nark Order]

*FOREHEAD BITE OF DOOM to Skippord out of nowhere. Pin FTW*

[Vastardikai]

*Gives Deadly Heaven a Cigar. It explodes and Vastardikai nails a small package FTW.*

[Cuzziebro]

*Cuzzie starts singing You're Beautiful to Vastardikai. Vastardikai, goes crazy and runs into bulletproof glass then explodes, leaving the title on the ground for Cuzzie to keep.*

[Funky Fly]

*banhammers the ground cuzziebro is standing on, causing him to fall straight into the center of the planet*

*follows up with a quintuple shooting elbow drop of doom all the way on to Cuzziebro's spleen*

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21X champ

[JH]

Channels the spirit of Paul E. Dangerously and proceeds to nail Funky with a cell phone.....When that does'nt work I take his ban hammer and beat him in the head with it til he passes out
1 2 3
I WIN AGAIN

[JH]

Channels the spirit of Sid Vicious and preceeds to beat the living fuck out of his ownself.....Sid still sucks lol
1 2 3
STILL CHAMP

[Jaton]

Jaton comes to celebrate with RoadWarriosLOD for being the only man alive to have more hardcore title reigns than Hardcore Holly. In the greatest swerve ever, he turns heel and nails RoadWarriorsLOD with a walker for the pin and the title.

Due to RoadWarriorsLOD's constant X-Pac heat (which has now been renamed to RWL Heat, since it's worse than X-Pac heat now), this actually gets Jaton over as a super face, on par with Stone Cold.

[Hitman84]

Hitman84, who doesn't understand why a super heel like Jaton is getting super face heat from the crowd, ambushes Jaton. After a figure four round the ringpost, he takes out both Jaton's knees with a sledgehammer and locks in the Sharpshooter. Jaton has no choice but to tap.

Winner and NEEEEEW tpww Hardcore Champion: Hitman84!

[Jaton]

And Jaton comes out of that looking as strong as a tank, as it took a sledge hammer, a sharpshooter, and a figure four around the ringpost to make him tap. Even more face heat!

[JH]

I come over to hitman kick him right in the balls....take his sledgehammer and shove it right up his ass and as he starts to smile i pull the sum bitch out drill him between the eyes and cover for the 1 2 3

I then go over to jaton and help him up to which the fans cheer.....i decide that this sucks so i kick him right in the balls and walk off laughing with my title

[Skippord]

You walk into a Cradle Shock off the stage for the win

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The Earth explodes, killing everyone.

NEW CHAMP: GOD

Vince McMahon nails God from behind with a chair...

1...

2...

3!

NEW CHAMP: VINCE McMAHON

[JH]

The lights go out and we hear Hassan music......Hassan hits Vince with a chair pins him and....
The TPWW Hardcore Title Has Ben HASSAN'D

[Skippord]

UPN removes Hassan and names me new champ

[JH]

lmao
i almost spit my drink out on that one skippord
rep to you

[Jaton]

RWL HEAT!

[JH]

rep to you also man for coming up with RWL heat

[Jaton]

Rep to you for---STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO SKIPPORD! -pin-

New champion. Pwnt.

[Skippord]

Damn you Jaton Cradle shock FTW

NEEEEEEEW CHAMPIN

[D Mac]

Mickie James comes in and flashes Skip. While Skip is drooling DM comes up from behind and RKO for the pin.

1 2 3.

[JH]

The KC Chiefs Cheerleaders come out nude and distract Diesel Mac...school boy 1 2 3

[Skippord]

Zombie Hawk comes back and distracts LOD and I hit him with a future shock onto some tacks

[Xero]

I just walk in casually and take the belt.

[Skippord]

I punch you in the face and take the belt back

[JH]

i'm taking a break to heal from my injuries lol

[FourFifty]

A guy in an orange wig comes up and kicks kicks Skippboard in the nuts.
FourFifty gets the pinfall!

"My friend, you've just been kicked in the nuts."

[Disturbed316]

Some douche nails another douche with a douche, and wins the douche bag title.

[JH]

I find the worlds largest condom and stretch it over Disturbed's head temporarily suffocating him enough for me to pin him for the title
now who's the disturbed one around here
LONG LIVE THE TPWW HARDCORE KING

[Jaton]

RWL, I'll rochambo you for the title.

[JH]

splain this rochambo

[Jaton]

I kick you in the nuts, and then you kick me in the nuts.

[D Mac]

Kicks both of you in the nuts and wins the title.

[Cuzziebro]

I suck you all up in a vacuum. Mwahahaha. I win the title.

[JH]

I suck you all like a vacuum. Mwahahaha. I win the title.

i beat the fuck out of you with a case of brokeback mountain dvd's
new champ fagboy

[D Mac]

I eat hell and shit fire all over RWLOD and pin the ashes. 1 2 3.

[ddpBANG]

This is just getting ridiculous.

I plan to turn this division around.

Maybe not today, or maybe not ever, but it's in the plans.

[Skippord]

I hit Diesel with a Future Shock FTW

[D Mac]

I hit Skippord with a shock. A taser that is and he goes down and I pin 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

I Cockslap Diesel and pin FTW

[Funky Fly]

*head & arm suplexes Skippord into a nearby open elevator shaft*

*takes the elevator down*

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22X champ

[Skippord]

Cuts through elevator and DDT's Funky into wall of elevator and covers

83x champion

[Cuzziebro]

Cuzzie appears from nowhere behind Skippord and rolls him up for the quick 1,2,3, FTW.

INFINITYx Champion

[Skippord]

Skippord gets angry and Spears Cuzzie through a wall and pins

84x champion

[D Mac]

I summon the spirit of Satan and we kick Skip's ass and I pin 1,2,3.

[Skippord]

I challenge Diesel Mac to a tag team match of him and Satan vs me and God me and god destroy satan and Diesel and I take the title

[Cuzziebro]

God turns on Skippord, Satan turns on Diesel Mac, they both join me and together we bet the crap out of Skippord and Diesel mac using the biggest spirit bomb the three of us could muster. I pin Skippord, 1,2,3 FTW.

[D Mac]

I call upon Ares, God of War and Me, Ares and Satan take back my title.

[Cuzziebro]

I call out everyone from New Zealand, and with millions on 3, Diesel mac just gives the title back.

[D Mac]

Yeah but I get Xena, Warrior Princess. And everyone is staring at her tits and I roll up cuzzie for the pin 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Me and the Spirit Squad hit the Parachute Powerbomb and I hit the Best Legdrop Ever FTW

[Impact!]

I then tell Skippord that I'll kick him out of Tipsters if he doesn't give the title to me.

New Champ

[Mr. JL]

Me and the Spirit Squad hit the Parachute Powerbomb and I hit the Best Legdrop Ever FTW
Then I hit Skippord with the Cradle Shot on the concrete to win the Hardcore Title.

[Skippord]

Double Chokeslams Mr JL and Impact and pins both

[Cuzziebro]

I run in to help Mr JL and Impact but pull out a gun and shoot everyone in the head. Boom Headshot. FTW

[Mr. JL]

Vince McMahon disqualifies Impact from ever competing in a TPWW/net Hardcore Title match and declares Mr. JL as champion.

[Skippord]

And then he calls for a 6 on 1 handicap match with me and the Spirit Squad vs Mr JL and Kenny hits the leg drop and I pin

[Impact!]

THERE IS CONFUSION, WHO IS THE HARDCORE CHAMP

[Funky Fly]

*brawls with the champ(s) all the way to the top of a building*

*champ misses a clotesline, but gets hooked into the vertebreaker*

*vertebreaker off the side of the building*

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23x champ

[Skippord]

Spears Funky and pins

87x champion

[Impact!]

I then pin skippord after a Cradle Shock because Vince only banned me from TPWW/net :D

[Skippord]

Then I Future Shock Impact and pin

[Mr. JL]

Mr. Jl then has a drinking contest against Skippord and after 23 beers Mr. JL becomes the new Hardcore Champion

[Skippord]

Too bad he wasnt champion

[Mr. JL]

--edit--

Mr. JL burns Skippord alive and wait til he turns into dust and then covers him for the pin

[Cuzziebro]

Cuzzie chops off Mr. JL head, Mr. JL runs right into a spear through glass. 1,2,3 FTW.

[D Mac]

*Pins everybody on earth to ensure he is the champ.*

[Cuzziebro]

Haha, im not on Earth. Cuzzie swoops down and hits a spinning DDT on Diesel Mac FTW.

[Mr. JL]

the ECW fans bombard cuzziebor619's lockeroom and tragically kill him. Mr. JL covers the majority of his body parts and is declared the champ;

[Cuzziebro]

Considering that cuzziebor619 was killed, cuzziebro619 comes out and rolls up Mr. JL FTW.

[Impact!]

Low Blow to Cuzziebro, pins.

New Champ

[The One]

The One places a hiddle net on the ground with a trap to hoist the net up in the air when Impact! walks on it and it even has a set up Shotgun to shot the net's victim. But right as Impact! is about to set into the trap someone shouts "Free Porn!" which causes Impact! to look away. While Impact! is distracted Torrie Wilson's Cloe dog walks into the net. The Shtogun is fired and it alarms everyone. Cloe is dead and Impact! escaped with the title...

The One: I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME! NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!

[Impact!]

:lol: Impact gives The One a replica Hardcore title for his effort.

[The One]

Alright!

The One is a: 2 TIME! 2 TIME! TPWW Hardcore Champion! and 1 Time! TPWW Replica Hardcore Champion!

[D Mac]

*Double chokeslams The One and Impact to win the Hardcore Title and the Replica Hardcore Title.*

[Impact!]

Drops a bud ice on the floor, breaking the bottle. Diesel Mac loses all his powers and falls to the floor unconscious. Pins NEW CHAMP

[D Mac]

I always have a reserve in my utility belt. I take it out, drink it, and give the stunner to Impact and pin 1 2 3.

[The One]

The One hires a hooker to hit on Diesel Mac, she gets Mac all excited and convinces him to get handcuffed to the bed. While he is laying there strapped to the bed, The One comes in a pins Diesel Mac to take back the Replica Hardcore Title back!

Oh yeah! 2x 2x TPWW Hardcore Champion and 2x 2x Replica Hardcore Champion! Wooooooooooo!

[Skippord]

Hits The One with a Clothesline from hell FTW

[D Mac]

I sing Skippord a lullaby and he goes to sleep and I pin 1 2 3.

[The One]

Uhhhh...Diesel Mac, you were already Champ, I pinned you for MY Replica Belt back, and then Skippy gave me a clothesline and said Fuck The World but never pinned me...so you never lost the belt...

I mean...The One Smash!

*Does something then pins you*

Wooooooooooooo! 3 time Champ!

[JH]

installs a glass ceiling to make damn sure nobody ever goes over top of me
FOREVER THE CHAMP
THE KING OF HARDCORE

[D Mac]

Uhhhh...Diesel Mac, you were already Champ, I pinned you for MY Replica Belt back, and then Skippy gave me a clothesline and said Fuck The World but never pinned me...so you never lost the belt...

I mean...The One Smash!

*Does something then pins you*

Wooooooooooooo! 3 time Champ!

LOL

I think Skip meant For The Win.

[D Mac]

Yeah and I walk through LOD's glass ceiling like magic and give him the stunner and pin 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

And you walk strait into a Spear and I pin For The Win

[WilliamRegal]

Brass Knux to the face
1
2
3
William Regal NEW CHAMPION

[Skippord]

RKO onto said knux FTW

[Cuzziebro]

Cuzziebro619, comes out from the back.
Cuzzie: "I have had my rest, I am ready to take back the belt that is rightfully mine"
Skippord has a confused look on his face :wtf:, Cuzziebro619 is just standing at the top of the ramp laughing :rofl:.

Cuzziebor619, only pretending to be dead, takes out Skippord from behind.:eek:

Both Cuzziebro and Cuzziebor pin Skippord for the first ever Tag Team hardcore Title. :y: :yes: :y:

[Skippord]

Hits a double Diamond Cutter on the Cuzzie's pins to be both Hardcore Tag champions

[Impact!]

*Umaga_style thumb to the neck on Skippord, makes the pin*

1

2

3

New Champ

[Skippord]

Superkick on Impact! for the win

[The One]

Just so we're all clear, I am still the Replica Champ right?

[Cuzziebro]

Both Cuzziebro and Cuzziebor beat up The One and Skippord. The One and Skippord take Piledriver after DDT after Chair shot. Quick 1,2,3 and.....
The Cuzzie's win the Hardcore Belt and the Replica Belt.

[Y3J]

Moonsault off 60ft titantron through barb-wired electrical cables.

1-2-3.

[Skippord]

Spear For the win

[The One]

Pees on and pins whoever currently has MY REPLICA TITLE BELT! :foc:

3x 3x 3x TPWW Hardcore Champion (at least this version of it :shifty: )
3x 3x 3x The One Hardcore Replica Champion

Woooo! My star is rising!

[Y3J]

Bonzai Drop.

1-2-*fart*-3.

[Skippord]

Downward Spiral on the champion For The Win

[D Mac]

Van Terminator with a chair on Skip and pin 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Nips up and Van Daminator on Diesel Mac FTW

[D Mac]

I do the Hustle and Skip falls down laughing and I pin 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Hits a Spear on Diesel Mac through the middle rope through a Flaming table For the Win

[D Mac]

I get up and I am still burning. I throw a fireball in Skip's face and he goes down and I pin 1 2 3.

[Nervous Ferret]

*announces that he wasn't fairly beaten on page 2 and that all history between then and now is erased and I am reawarded my rightful title*

[Shadow]

*picks up Nervous Ferret and uses him as a bong. Ferret submits*

NEW CHAMPION!

[Skippord]

Gives Shadow a THATS INCREDIBLE FTW

94 time champion

[Cuzziebro]

*Cuts Skippord in half with an amazing Spear, then picks him up for a Brainbuster on the concrete. Pins 1,2,3. New Champ Cuzziebro.*

[Impact!]

*Borrows The One's Replica Hardcore title belt and hits Cuzziebro with it*

Pins 1 2 3

New Champ

*Gives The One back his title along with a Mexican to clean it for him*

[The One]

*After the Mexican cleans the Replica Title, I call immigration.*

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! The One just turned HEEL!

*Looks over at Impact!...extends a right hand...*

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! The One is heel and trying to partner with Impact!

[Skippord]

Hits A "One And Only" on the One and Impact! FTW

[The One]

*No Sells*

Hey Skippy!

*Smacks Ol Skipper with a Jeep, then runs over him a few more times, then gets out of the Jeep, then walks over to Lil' Skip and shoots him in the head with a shotgun. I then check to make sure he is dead by making sure he crapped his pants...which he did. I then walk off into the sunset holding my Replica Title Belt.*

[Skippord]

Haha Little do you know I crap my pants as a defense mechanism and I RKO you FTW

[D Mac]

Sprays deoderant in Skips face for the smell and hits a Rock Bottom 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Blindly swings and punches Diesel's lights out FTW

[D Mac]

Turns his light back on and that makes no sense and Skip is confused and DDT 1 2 3.

[Impact!]

Impact walks up behind Diesel Mac and taps him on the shoulder, The One sneaks up from behind and get's on all fours as Impact! pushes Diesel Mac, DM trips over The One and knocks himself out. Impact and The One pin DM to become the Joint Hardcore Champions, and make their alliance official.

[The One]

*Then I poop on Mac...*

Now that's HARDCORE SHIT!

[PorkSoda]

Bashes The One with a CHEESEBURGER!

New champ.

[WilliamRegal]

Throws hot tea in porksoda's face, whilst he is writhing in agony... BRASS KNUX to the temple
1
2
3
New CHAMPION William Regal

[Skippord]

RKO on WilliamRegal FTW

[D Mac]

Pokes Impact in the eye and clothesline from hell to become the joint champ with Skippord. I raise Skip's hand in celebration and DIAMOND CUTTER on Skip 1 2 3. DM is the undisputed , "HARDCORE CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORRRLLLD!"
And if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya...






















PREMATURE EJACULATION!!!

[Skippord]

We're Taking Over Superkick on Diesel FTW

[Impact!]

The One walks over and..*Flops Cock*, Skippord stumbles back, his young mind disturbed, Impact rolls up Skippord 123 Impact and The One are joint champs again.

[Cuzziebro]

Cuzziebor and Cuzziebro lift both The One and Impact up. Then Choke slam them both to hell, the quick 1,2,3. The Cuzzies once again are Joint Hardcore Champs.

[D Mac]

Picks up both Cuzzies with each hand and throws them up high in the air and they come crashing down and I pin them both 1 2 3 to become undesputed champ.

[The One]

*The One hits Diesel Mac in the back of the head with the Replica Hardcore Title...*

The One: Oh yeah! How do you like that sucka! Poo'd on and beaten again!

Impact! makes the cover...1-2-3...Impact! and The One celebrate.

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[Skippord]

Me and Diesel Mac hit the 3-D on The One For The Win I take the real Hardcore title and Diesel Takes the Replica

[D Mac]

Then I doublecross Skip and Rock Bottom 1 2 3 to win both titles.

[The One]

*The One walks up to Diesel Mac and taps him on the shoulder...*

The One: Excuse me sir, I believe I have something of yours...

*The One then hands Mac an A-Bomb*

The One: (as he is running away) No Givesys Backsys!

*The Bomb explodes and the Replica Belt falls right at The One's feet...*

Once Again Replica Champ!

...I don't give a rat's ass about the real thing...

[Skippord]

Survives Blast and Runs off with real title

101x champion

[s-hole]

(Debut+Impact+clear pin) x defeating Mr.101x Champ= new champ

[Impact!]

The One hit's S-hole with his replica Title

Impact and The One pin S-Hole

New Champs

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[Skippord]

Hits Impact and The One in head with Kendo stick pins Impact

102x

[NoRoolz]

*throws can of tuna at skippord* Pins.

[Skippord]

Eats Tuna like Popeye and kicks NoRoolz in the face pins

103x

[D Mac]

Popeye eats spinach therefore Skip has no powers and I DDT for the 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

TUNA IS MY SPINACH I RKO Diesel For the win

[D Mac]

I win the title because I am "THAT DAMN GOOD!"

[The One]

*Smacks Diesel Mac around for a half hour...doesn't pin him...walks off*

[Skippord]

Pins Diesel Mac

[The One]

*Hits Skippord with a Hockey Stick, then drapes an Avs Jersey over him...*

Avs Jersey = New Champ!

[Skippord]

Fuck I cant do things to Avs Paraphenelia whatever takes jersey's title

[The One]

*Hits Skippy over the head with the Replica Title Belt...runs off with the Real Hardcore Title without pinning him*

[Skippord]

The One runs into a vicious Brett Clark Hipcheck and I pin

[The One]

*Does something witty...then pins Skippord*

[ddpBANG]

I'm the new Hardcore champ.

How'd I win it? Who cares? I'm the champ, that's all that matters.

[The One]

Hey, The One doesn't lay down unless you give a reason...

STILL Hardcore Champ!

[ddpBANG]

Hey, The One doesn't lay down unless you give a reason...

STILL Hardcore Champ!
The reason is, I'm better than you. Gimme my belt back! :mad:

[The One]

The reason is...no! My belt! *Puts belt in a locking safe*