Game: Hardcore Title.

[Scorpion]

*Locks in the Scorpion Sting* UMAGAA!:shifty:

The One Taps out, New CHamp!

*starts trying to open the safe*






Damnit :(

[D Mac]

Clothesline from Hell on Scorpion and pin 1 2 3. I ask for a 5 count and get it 4 5. Then I use the Force to open The One's safe and get the title.

[The One]

I never tapped! There was no ref! It never happened!

*Still Champ* :shifty:

EDIT: Sorry Diesel Mac, but now that it's be revealed you have the Force, you have perminate access to something that can only be considered an illegal outside weapon. Even for Hardcore Matches...The match is striken from the record...

*Still Champ*

[D Mac]

Clothesline from Hell on The One and pin 1 2 3. I ask for a 5 count and get it 4 5. Then I use the Force to open The One's safe and get the title.

Just in case.

[The One]

*See Above Note*

[The One]

*Still Champ*

[D Mac]

Uses the Jedi Mind Trick on Vince to make him renstate the force a legal weapon and DDT The One for the Pin 1 2 3.

[The One]

Technically Vince doesn't own the TPWW Hardcore Title...so his ruling is null and void...

*Still Champ*

Dean Malenko may be the man of a 1,000 holds, but I am the man of 1,000 loopholes.

[Scorpion]

Technically Vince doesn't own the TPWW Hardcore Title...so his ruling is null and void...

*Still Champ*

Dean Malenko may be the man of a 1,000 holds, but I am the man of 1,000 loopholes.
Bwahaha, priceless.

*Defeats The One 1,000 times in a variety of ways, forcing him to use all of his loophole methods, then hits him in the head with the Sledgehammer and goes for the pin*

1
2
- Kickout

I then Use the Alabama Slam on The One, smacking the back of his head into the sledgehammer.

1
2
3

New Champ.

[The One]

Actually, the name Alabama Slam is a trademarked name, so the TV had to be censored when he performed the move...which means they just went to black, and since it was live, they didn't come back in time to see the pin fall, and sicne most people never saw it, TPWW officals decide to strike the win from the books!

*Still Champ!*

[Skippord]

Puts The One in a Figure Four until he gives belt to me making all dissernable efforts to keep the title null and voit

[The One]

I handed you the title, however, I never actually tapped, therefore...

*Still Champ*

[Scorpion]

*Hires a Hooker to bang The One till he can barely move.*


1 AM.

*Enters the room with a Referee while The One is asleep and recovering from the day with the Hooker and goes for a pin.*

1
2
3

New Champ

*quickly leaves the room*

[Skippord]

Spear on Scorpionn New Champion

[Scorpion]

You speared the Wrong SCORPION,

*Still Champ*

[Skippord]

Shoots every person thing or animal named scorpion and pins them all

[Scorpion]

*kicks out*

[Skippord]

RKO pin For The Win on Scorpion

[Cuzziebro]

Superkick and Shooting Star Press on Skippord. 1,2,3, For the Win and New Champ, Cuzziebro.

[D Mac]

Shoots a star and it comes crashing down on Cuzziebro. The star pins 1 2 3.

The falling star is the champ and it lays down for me and I pin 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Nipsiguri on Diesel Mac For The Win

[D Mac]

Hits a 6 Star Frog Splash which is better then just 5 stars and pins 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Glimmering Warlock on Diesel FTW

[Impact!]

*Pulls out The One's book of Loopholes... :shifty: Hit's Skippord with book*

Pins 123

New Champ

[Skippord]

Nipsiguri on Impact! for the win

[The One]

The One: Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention...as it is now revealed, Skippord used the same move to win the belt on this page, due to the nature and goals of this game, TPWW Officaials have asked me to inform you that Skippord is here by striped of the Title due to lack of creativity, and the Hardcore Championship will return to the waist of the TRUE TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION...

IM-PACT-EX-CLA-MA-TION-POINT

*Hands the title to Impact! so he can celebrate.*

[Skippord]

TTD on The One.And a Yakuza Kick to Impact! FTW

[Impact!]

*Looks into The One's book of Loopholes*

Impact: Skippord clearly attacked The One, who was not present in the match, meaning Skippord has been suspended and the belt will stay around Impact!'s waist.

Thank you.

[Skippord]

Linda McMahon overturns my suspension and I hit an Evenflow DDT to Impact For The Win

[ddpBANG]

Skip, you have too much time on your hands. Let me borrow you belt while you go read a book.

[Cuzziebro]

As Skip is handing it over to ddp, Cuzziebor and Cuzziebro both run out and attack Skip and ddp with firey chairs. The Cuzzies pin them both just to make sure no loopholes can be found. The Cuzzies are the new Hardcore Champions.

[Skippord]

ddpBANG and I hit Diamond Cutters on Cuzzies FTW

[ddpBANG]

I'll let you be the Chyna to my Chris Jericho, Skip.

[Extreme Angle]

throws pokeball at skip and catches him,
i lie on the pokeball for the 1,2,3

[Cuzziebro]

The Cuzzies bash the shit out of EA, then The Cuzzies hit a high angle superplex. Pin 1,2,3 FTW. The Cuzzies once again are Champs.

[Skippord]

The Cuzzies get two Spinning Complete Shots FTW

[D Mac]

I hit Skip with a shilalie over the head and pin 1 2 3.

Because just like FINLAY i'm a fighting Irish BASTARD and I give new meaning to the term FIGHTING IRISH.

[Skippord]

Hits Diesel Mac with the Dominator FTW

[ddpBANG]

Hits Skip with the FTW. FTW!

[Skippord]

Hits ddpBANG with the Ace Cutter For the win

[D Mac]

Hits Skip For No Reason

[The One]

*Kills Everyone*

*Throws The Title Away*

*Ends Game Forever*

[Skippord]

Reanimates and claims title

[ddpBANG]

Skippord WILL NOT DIE!!

Fucking Emo bastard.

[The One]

Nope. Skippord...you're dead. Try again next life.

[D Mac]

Just like Matt Hardy.

[The One]

Exactly. You and him can hang out in the Emo-Afterlife.

[Skippord]

Emo's dont die so I'm still champ

[The One]

What are you talking about? Not only do Emos die, they usually end up doing it to themselves...flawed theory. Invalid! You're dead, so is this round for Hardcore Title Game.

[Skippord]

Emos only cut themselves but never finish the job so VALID I am the Hardcore champion

[The One]

http://myspacidetrain.ytmnd.com/ - INVALID!

"Game over man! Game over!"

[Skippord]

Well I'm a zombie so I take the title

[The One]

Dead people don't qualify to be Champions...except The Undertaker :shifty:

[Nervous Ferret]

legend sucks and fucks the zombie

[D Mac]

I throw Holy Water over Skip and he burns to ashes and I pin the ashes 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Reforms again like villian from T2 and hits the Ultamite Slam on Diesel and pins

[D Mac]

Casts Magic Missile and Skippord's Hit Points are recuced to 0 and I pin 1 2 3.

[D Mac]

The chanp is still here!

[The One]

*I fart, then blame it on Diesel Mac*

[Skippord]

Then I RKO him and pin

[The One]

*Shows Skip the final score of tonights game...he dies...AGAIN*

*Vacant Title*

[Skippord]

Sits Up THE AVS WILL RISE AGAIN

*Still Champ*

[D Mac]

Broncos suck and I win the title.

[Skippord]

Gets Sully Erna to kick Diesel Mac's ass and I pin FTW

[D Mac]

The rest of Godsmack comes in and names me the new lead singer and we kick Skip's and Sully's asses and I pin 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Godsmack fails horribly with Diesel as singer and he kills himself I pin New Champ

[D Mac]

I am resurrected as a mummy and I strangle Skip to death and pin 1 2 3.

[s-hole]

Ol' macko gets a smackO on his fat s-hole leading to sharpshooter and macko taps out crying lik'a s-hole losing the title

2x champ

mac loses the rematch for the title in the fastest hell in the cell matchup lasting only 5 seconds
mac gets frightned on entering the ring and the ref disqualifies him for watering the ring.

[D Mac]

I give the stinkface to s-hole and he smells my shitty a-hole and passes out and I pin 1 2 3.

[s-hole]

the nxt moment s-hole coves mac'o in 2 a cradle playing *possum* for his 3rd title.
Nextly slams a chair shoot to Mac's s-hole which enables Mac'o to throw out his yellow goods and further more gets d-hydrated leading mac'o 2 a 1 month vacation to the local hospital.

[D Mac]

I check out early and Rock Bottom s-hole for the 1 2 3.

[Sepholio]

I come flying out of nowhere from the top turnbuckle, nailing Mac with a sky twister press. I pin 1,2,3.

I then retire the hardcore belt and remain known as the champ.

.....Until I realize that I just pinned Hulk Hogan's feather boa over Goldust's belt :(

[D Mac]

So I am still champ. I still give a Clothesline from Hell to Seph and Pin 1 2 3 just to make sure.

[Skippord]

I hit a Demon Bomb on Diesel FTW

[D Mac]

I bomb a demon and Skip is collaterall damage and I pin 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

RKO to Diesel on tacks For The Win

[The One]

*Cut a promo on how JBL is better then Skippord*

*Walks Away*

You know for how much I have posted in this thread, it seems odd I am only a 3 time Champ. :p

[Skippord]

*Maintains how badly JBL sucks*

[D Mac]

Runs Skip over with JBL's limo and the limo pins 1 2 3.

New Champ, JBL's Limo!

[Skippord]

Climbs out and jumps on limo pin new champ

[D Mac]

The limo has kicks you off like a bull and you go crashing to the floor and I give the Macho Elbow off of the limo and pin 1 2 3.

[The One]

*Maintains how badly JBL sucks*

Nah, Nash agrees with me... :shifty:

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/6485/coolchart8xv.jpg

I love you Skippy! :kiss:

[D Mac]

:rofl:

[Skippord]

:D

[The One]

Oh yeah...

*Smacks Mac around for a while, Clothesline from Hell, puts JBL's Hat over him. Pin 1-2-3.*

JBL's Hat = New Champ!

[Skippord]

Piledrives Diesel onto The One's chart For The Win

[Skippord]

And steps on JBL's hat for the title

[D Mac]

JR's hat and Lawler's crown come up from behind and double team JBL's hat. Double Headwear Bomb and the crown pins 1 2 3.

-edit- Dammit Skip, that was gold. :mad:

[D Mac]

Peter Griffin from Family Guy comes up and sits on Skip for the 1 2 3.

New Champ, Peter Griffin.

[Skippord]

Homer Simpson and Phillip Fry beat the shit out of Peter and Fry pins

[Nervous Ferret]

legend has sucked many a penis, and even seen a few uncut. But this was by far the largest most exotic penis he had ever seen.

[D Mac]

what

[D Mac]

Oh yeah and I use Drunken Boxing to win the title.

[Skippord]

Ogen Drunken boxes you into oblivion and I pin for the win

[D Mac]

Ogen pins you and I pin Ogen

[Skippord]

And I Spear You and pin

[D Mac]

I just lost 100 bucks in poker (true story) and I'm mad as fuck and I kill everyone in the world an pin them all 1 2 3. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Skippord]

I flew to Neptune so I come back and Spear Diesel For the win

[D Mac]

I counter with the Crippler Crossface and you tap.

[Skippord]

I counter the crossface into an Ankle Lock till you tap

[weather vane]

I COUNTER THE ANKLE LOCK AND KILL EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD

I WIN

[Skippord]

Its been done so I am still champ

[D Mac]

Not anymore as I win with a wrestling hold.

[Skippord]

As I win with a TTD

[D Mac]

*DDT

Of which I beat you with. Evenflow DDT to be exact.

[Skippord]

Hits Diesel with a BxB Smash FTW

[Harry Peters]

Hits skippord over head with guitar. 1..2..3 NEW CHAMP

[Skippord]

Hits Harry Peters with the Raven Effect For The Win

[D Mac]

"HULK SMASH!"

New champ the Hulk.

[ddpBANG]

Green Mist into the eyes of the Hulk (ironic, eh?)

Diamond Cutter and the 1-2-3

New champ!

[Skippord]

17 consecutive Lung Blowers followed by a Hass Of Pain ddpBANG taps NEW CHAMP

[The One]

*Finger Poke of DOOM on Skippord*

*Skippord no sells*

*Out of good ideas*

[D Mac]

Col. Mustard with the lead pipe in the study.

New champ Col. Mustard.

[The One]

JBL is without qurestion a WRESTLING...GOD. No threat to the title here, just a friendly reminder. Figer this thread should have at least SOME use to it. :shifty:

[D Mac]

Wres l ting?

[The One]

I don't know what you're talking about... :shifty: Pay no mind to that last edited by note, it's a forum mistake from my understanding... :shifty: ...oh and I just like using :shifty: they have no meaning for anything I am talking about... :shifty:

[Skippord]

The Monopoly guy stabs Col. Mustard and pins him

[D Mac]

I have a get out of jail free card and I shine it up real nice...










Roll it up...































AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP HIS ROOOOODY POOOOO CANDY ASS!


And win the title.

[The One]

I want JBL to take on Rocky in a promo contest...you keep the title. :shifty:

[Skippord]

JBL would lose horribly

and I beat Diesel in some wacky way

[FourFifty]

I play tic-tac-toe with Skipy, and then kick him in the nuts to win the title in the first ever "Play tic-tac-toe then kick someone in the nuts" match, EVER!

[Skippord]

Gives Fourfifty a Shattered Dreams FTW

[D Mac]

Skippord thinks this thread is dead and I give him the Back Cracker and pin 1 2 3. And retire as champion and there is no reinstatement or anything there is "No Chance in Hell" of the title ever changing hands ever again.



THE END

[ddpBANG]

Eric Bischoff hands me the new Hardcorer Championship.

*thinks this game is dumb, destroys belt.

[Schoenauer]

But Schoenauer hits ddpBANG in the face with two flourescent light tubes and demands he be given his Hardcore title dammit!

[ddpBANG]

ddpBANG no-sells

[D Mac]

You destroyed the belt. So there is no no more title.

[Skippord]

Steals another new belt

[Blitz]

Throws a can of spam at Skippord, and tosses the new belt into the Detroit River.

[D Mac]

Drowns Skippord in said river.

[Skippord]

Swims out with belt

[D Mac]

Dead men don't swim.

[Skippord]

But I'm a ghost pirate

[D Mac]

Well then I call the Ghostbusters and they trap you and I grab the title.

[Skippord]

Violently sodomizes the ghostbusters and Diesel Mac and takes the title

[D Mac]

Wins the title to keep this thread alive. :shifty:

[Destor]

Pees in your face, while blinded Diesle Mac gets rolled up and looses the title.

[Skippord]

Pedigrees whoever the champion is and wins the belt

[D Mac]

Steals the belt and runs away like The Flash.

[The One]

*Watches Colbert Report*

*Enjoys JBL*

*Loves New Age Outlaws*

No threat to the title there, just felt like pointing out the obvious.

[ddpBANG]

<s>*Watches Colbert Report*</s>

*Enjoys JBL*

*Loves New Age Outlaws*


Eh, two out of three aint bad.

[D Mac]

*Loves New Age Outlaws*




*James Gang :roll:

[The One]

ddpBANG, you don't watch Colbert Report? "You're on notice!"

[The One]

*James Gang :roll:

New Age Outlaws or James Gang, Road Warriors or Legion of Doom, Great Khali or Giant Gonzales... :shifty: ...6 of one, half dozen of the other.

[ddpBANG]

ddpBANG, you don't watch Colbert Report? "You're on notice!"
I've seen it maybe twice.

I work at the worst hours, I barely watch any TV other than RAW.

[D Mac]

I win the title BECAUSE I CAN.

[Skippord]

Random Superkick on Diesel for 111 title reigns

[D Mac]

111 title reigns

Prove it.

[Skippord]

I am not willing to count those up

[D Mac]

Then you LIE.

























:p

[Skippord]

I have 165 posts in this thread so 111 is probly generous

[ddpBANG]

Let it die guys, let it die.

<font color=black>Diamond cutter!! New champ</font>

[Skippord]

NEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Ben Rodrigues]

Creates the *TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Championship*.

[D Mac]

*Stuns Ben with a phaser and wins the Intergalactic Title.*

[Ben Rodrigues]

Rams Diesel Mac with Spock's head and reclaims his title.

[D Mac]

Uses the Shwartz with help from Master Yogurt and pins Ben 1 2 3.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Random roll up on Diesel Mac :shifty:

[Ben Rodrigues]

Surgically removes Lord-Of-Darkness' genitalia making him now ‘Queen-Of-Darkness’ then pins him for the 3 to reclaim his title.

[OverTaker]

*Chairshot to the head of Ben* 1 -2 -3! I got the title for a few seconds, yay!

[Ben Rodrigues]

Ben takes a page out of Rob's playbook and hits the Bandaminator followed by the Banterminator and pins Tanked for the title whilst wearing the former Lord-Of-Darkness' genetalia around his neck as a trophy.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

LOD takes back his genetalia and beats Ben unconsious with it. 1 -2- 3

[Ben Rodrigues]

Reclaims the genetalia and sells it to a random bidder on ebay so it can never be found again. Then uses the finger poke of doom on QOD and gets the pin.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Uses a steel chair to crush Ben's throat. Wins the title. Then disowns it by throwing it in the trash...

[Skippord]

Runs by and takes the title

[Ben Rodrigues]

QOD is unaware that the TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Championship is created from an alien substance and cannot be discarded, harmed or destroyed in anyway. When this is attempted it automatically reverts back to it's first champion Ben Rodrigues.

[Ben Rodrigues]

After much controversy as to the rightful champion - Ben Rodrigues uses the Bandaminator on Skippord and becomes the Undisputed TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Champion.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Pimp slap. 1 2 3

[Ben Rodrigues]

*Steals the Hammer from Funky* BANHAMMER! 1-2-3!

[Ben Rodrigues]

Ben Rodrigues cuts a promo telling the entire forum how he is the greatest TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Champion of all time.

[Skippord]

Slits your throat and fucks the wound and pins FTW

[Ben Rodrigues]

Makes a miraculous recovery shoves a mobile phone down Skippord's throat. 1-2-3, making that 8 TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Championship reigns and proving once again why he is the greatest of all time.

[Skippord]

Uses my new finisher borrowed from Chris FUCKING Sabin the SkippordShock FTW

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

*HADOKEN* 1-2-3 :shifty:

[Skippord]

Glimmering Warlock 123

[Ben Rodrigues]

Burns The Artist Formerly Known as Lord-Of-Darkness with a blowtorch - 1-2-3.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Uses the same blowtorch on Skippord to avoid all controversy as to who is the Champ.

[Skippord]

Nipsiguri on you For The Win

[Ben Rodrigues]

Creates a replica TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Championship belt. And Ben Rodrigues claims he is the REAL Champion.

[Ben Rodrigues]

It is determined that until the controversy is resolved - no title switches can be made. And for the time being both Skippord & Ben Rodrigues are the TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Champion.

[Tazz Dan]

Tazz Dan comes across Skippord and Ben Rodrigues having a coffee. *CHAIR SHOT* to both, covers them...
1 2 3. *Steals the title*

[Lock Jaw]

*Lock Jaw mauls Tazz Dan with a Leopard. Pins him....

1 2 3. Lock Jaw casually walks off with the title.*

[screech]

As Lock Jaw strolls around the corner he bumps into screech, spilling the drink he was carrying. Enraged, screech rips Lock Jaw's spine out through his ass & pins him.

1 2 3. New champion.

I love this game.

[Rock Bottom]

Screech is shoved into a locker by Slater. Roll up while distracted.

Rock Bottom goes on Pawn Stars with the belt looking for $100.

[screech]

While Rick is laughing at Rock Bottom's offer, screech runs in & clocks him with a Civil War belt buckle.

1 2 3. New champion.

screech heads to the strip club while Rick and The Old Man laugh at a fallen Rock Bottom.

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw parachutes into the strip club.

Screech is shocked and yells "Y-YOU'RE DEAD! I KILLED YOU!"

Lock Jaw smirks and waves his spine like a sword at Screech and proclaims, "Nah, I feel better than ever now, bro!"

Screech lunges at Lock Jaw, but Lock Jaw stabs him in the eye with his spine. A quick rollup.

1.2.3.

Lock Jaw laughs, grabs the title, spins his spine like a helicopter propeller, and flies away.

[BizarroKing]

Just then, Bizarroking launches himself out of a cannon and spears Lock Jaw in the air then covers him

1-2-3!

"My belt now brah!" I exclaim taking the belt from him and running away.

[Emperor Smeat]

Smelly Meatball chases Bizarroking and knocks him out with a swing from a cardboard tube.

Nuzio comes in for the count, 1-2-3.

Smelly Meatball holds a championship rally waving to the people who have no clue what just occurred or why there is a rally taking place in the middle of the night.

[Shadrick]

Shadrick lures Smelly Meatball into an unmarked van during his championship rally in the middle of the night with promises of candy and funny stories. They get out in the middle of a field straight out of Law And Order SVU. Shadrick hits him with the Chloroform DDT. Covers him. 1-2-3 and we have a new Hardcore Champion.

Shadrick celebrates by toasting a beer to Tazz Dan before giving him a Rough Ryder and shouting "WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT" at the top of his lungs.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

You know the original Hardcore Title thread turned into C-Fedding in 2004, right?

You guys are way behind the times. ;)

[Tazz Dan]

Sush you, we're having fun with this

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Iginfest hits Shadrick with a coconut.

Pins him 1... 2... KICK OUT.

Iginfest runs away scared, and keeps in mind to get something bigger than a coconut.

[MikeyMike]

MikeyMike comes out of nowhere and levels Shadrick with a frying pan straight to the face, taking advantage of Iginfest's previous attempt.

Pins him 1... 2... 3! New Hardcore Champ!

[BizarroKing]

Swinging in on a mysterious vine, Bizarroking kicks MikeyMike in the chest and swings at him with "Janice" that he "borrowed" from Abyss. MikeyMike passes out from fear and Bizarrokign pins him

1-2-3! New Champ!

"DAAAAAAAH! LOO LOO LOO LOO" I flail my arms around with the belt in one hand.

[VSG]

What is this shit?

[Rammsteinmad]

Rammsteinmad attacks BizzaroKing from behind. BK fights back and jobs RSM out.

Rammsteinmad then goes on TPWW and complains about how Rammsteinmad is underrated and being held down by management.

[Londoner]

What is this shit?

Game: Hardcore title

HTH

[Shadrick]

Shadrick takes off all of his clothes. Bizarro, completely in awe of Shadricks awesome physique, doesn't at all notice the truck coming up behind him with....RIKISHI BEHIND THE WHEEL. Bizzaro is down, and so is Shadrick for the cover. Mick Foley comes out of nowhere in a referees uniform. 1-2-3 and we have a two time hardcore champion.

BUT AT WHAT COST??!?!?!

[Razzamajazz]

Razzamajazz nipple tweaks shadrick and he submits.

new champ

[Rammsteinmad]

Rammsteinmad walks past Razzamajazz and greets him.

[Ermaximus]

Ermaximus walks past Razz and Ramm and hits them both with stun guns. As they spazz out on the floor he covers them. 1, 2, 3.

New Champion.

Ermaximus then gives the title to Taker It Easy and leaves.

[Rammsteinmad]

Razz & Ramm :D

RammRazzer :cool:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Iginfest kills Taker it easy to vacate the title.

[Lock Jaw]

As the Anonymous Raw General Manager, Lock Jaw awards the vacant title to Pete Gas.

[BizarroKing]

Flying Dead Cat! Bizarroking hurls it in Iginfest's face and KO's him to take the Hardcore Title.

[itsmeJD]

itsmeJD spins BizarroKing around and covers the holes in his paperbag, smothering him. Covers him for the pin, 1-2-3....

The winner, and NNNNNEEEWWWWWWW Hardcore Champion, itsmeJD!

[tjmidnight420]

While on a tour of Australia, the returning TJ Midnight clips the tiny lock off of JD's bag with an over sized pair of bolt cutters and steals the title.

[CSL]

CSL despairingly commits suicide

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Iginfest attends CSL's funeral. And wins the title somehow.

[CSL]

There's a big Russo swerve in there somewhere

[Lock Jaw]

Meanwhile, Pete Gas sits in his secret underground lair with the REAL Hardcore Title, enjoying the discord that his fake title has been causing.

[Shadrick]

Thats not fucking fair, no one can beat Pete Gas.

[Lock Jaw]

Just be glad I didn't give the title to STEVE BLACKMAN

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[Emperor Smeat]

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Smelly Meatball hires a crazy looking Steve Blackman to find both Pete Gas and Iginfest and uses the Blackman stare to make both of them vacate the title.

Meatball then duct tapes both titles together into a new single title and gets Nunzio to do a random 1-2-3 count.

Winner and new Undisputed duct tape Hardcore champion

[VSG]

Taker It Easy is revived and he kills this thread. Goodbye!

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw crawls into a duct. There he comes face to face with the deadly Duct Ape. Armed with nothing but a spoon, Lock Jaw manages to best his foe. He skins it and makes a nice manly hunter cloak.

[BizarroKing]

But what Lock Jaw didn't count on was Bizarro's secret weapon...CYBEROCTOGONAPUS REX! Half Man, Half Octopus, Half T-Rex, and Half Cyborg!

Problem is, he ran away and now on the loose.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Eddie Vedder won the title back on page 2 and was never beaten for it. Thus voiding everything that happened after that. Eddie Vedder has been the Hardcore Champion for over 5 years now.

[Ermaximus]

Wow, this thread has gone farther into the shitter than I thought it would.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

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[Tom Guycott]

Wow, this thread has gone farther into the shitter than I thought it would.

Let's just see how much worse the rabbit hole g.. uh, wait that doesn't work. Uh... nevermind. Just watch this:

Eddie Vedder won the title back on page 2 and was never beaten for it. Thus voiding everything that happened after that. Eddie Vedder has been the Hardcore Champion for over 5 years now.

Unbeknownst to Eddie, Tom Guycott shows up to some nondescript Pearl Jam show in the ass end of Peru. After getting crowd surfed to the stage, someone tosses me on Eddie like a reverse suicide dive. David Penzer JUST SO HAPPENS to be in attendance, and I get the three count.

That's what he gets for resting on his laurels.

I cut a promo on Vedder saying as much, then, completely ripping off Shane Douglass, I DENOUNCE/VACATE the title I just won. I'd rather defend this instead: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeUaMwlcDTo/S7VU_8fy9lI/AAAAAAAABoc/bFeT7SKSd0c/s1600/wwe-mcdonalds-championship%2Bcopia.jpg getting exactly what I wanted from day one in the process.

At the end of my promo, I apologize for the interruption, ask McCready to play me off with "Maggot Brain", and stumble off into the confused masses.

New (Unofficial) McDonalds champion: Tom Guycott
Recipiant of Vacated Hardcore title: some random stagehand

[tjmidnight420]

The End.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

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[RiX1024]

I nick the McDonald's title and trade it for a Big Mac.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

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[Rammsteinmad]

As the Dad loads up his shotgun, the Mum/Mom prepares to throw a baby.