RAW Captions [2/2/04]

[loopydate]

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Mark got distracted when he noticed that he'd left three little pellets uneaten. No wonder he couldn't eat this stupid ghost!

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Mark Henry hated Ric Flair soooooo much. Now he managed to convince Benoit that VICTORIA was making a monster, too!

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ORTON: Holy shit! I hit a grizzly with my car!

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FAN IN PENN STATE SHIRT: Dammit, Rico, stop clenching...

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Rico only had one shot. He had to grab Rene's flux capacitor kneepads and go back to before he got put in this hold. Now, where would he come up with 1.21 jigawatts?

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RENE: Hey! That branch has an ass!

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Stacy made a brutal heel turn when she removed Jackie's neck.

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EARL: Okay, if I'm a teapot, what are you?
TRISH: A toaster?

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Glen "Woman For A Head" Jacobs breaks out another new gimmick.

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Ahhhh. A finely-crafted Canadian vase. Part of the HGA collection, if I'm not mistaken.

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KANE: Hah! Got your beard!
BILL: NUH!

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Glen "Mood Ring" Jacobs was obviously sad.

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MATT: You do realize the phrase "One, two, three, can you dig it" is in your song, right?
BOOKER: *Sob* Yeah... They drove a dumptruck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!

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Booker tries in vain to help Hardy from being the latest invisible crucifixion.

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ORTON: So, wait, Hunter used to carry YOUR bags?

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SPIKE: Who are you, and why did you eat Triple H?
HHHUTT: Bo shuda!

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HHH (thinking): Hmm...Tiger Driver, Tigerbomb, Honor Roll...so many good moves I could do out of this...all of which would require me to exert energy.
JR: BAH GAWD PEDIGREE!

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Chris Benoit proves that "Sharpshooter" isn't just a move in his arsenal when he wings HHH from the rafters.

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AUSTIN: Brother Bill, have you heard the Good Word?
BILL: Guwuh?
AUSTIN: Um...just take my card.

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Y2J & EARL: Oh, hey! A quarter!

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RIC: Hey, that's a nice Moonwalk!

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RANDY: Y'know, Shawn, I really enjoy all this time we're spending together...
HBK: Dude, get your hand off my shoulder.

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Austin and the ring do their impression of President Bush and a hedge. The referee is pretending to be an open beer.

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ORTON: Hunter, why? I thought I was your friend!
HBK: You're fine. He hasn't nailed your feet yet.

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MICHAELS: What's the Evil Council's plan, Chris?
CHRIS: It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad!
MUSHUFASA: "Stars above." Was I right, or what?

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CHRIS: Say, Shawn...have you ever met Rhyno?

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HBK: Wait, he's not the guy who was wearing the "ECW Champion/WWE Jobber" t-shirt, is he?

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Jesus wept, should be called craptions this week

[Dazz]

should be called craptions this week
:lol:

:y: :y: :y:

[Loose Cannon]

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Austin and the ring do their impression of President Bush and a hedge. The referee is pretending to be an open beer.

LMAO :lol: :lol:

[Deceit]

I laughed at the HHHUT one ;)

[Sephiroth]

:lol: Oh Loopy you rule :love: I liked the Brother Bill one and the HHH one :D

[Funky Fly]

I loved these.

[EazyMack]

Nice, but I was hoping to see the Benoit Booger.

[Innovator]

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Benoit: Hey weren't you involved with Mae Young and the ha...
Henry: time to die!

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Benoit: I close my eyes...only for a moment and the moment's gone
Henry: Ah i'll tap! i'll tap!

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Orton: Oh my god Mic is shot, who did this to you?
Foley: .........
Orton: Mic tell me who killed you!!
Foley: .........
Orton: TALK TO ME!

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That guy in the red shirt isn't looking at Jackie....

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A split second later the ref nailed a huge spear on Dupree, one that put Goldberg to shame

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I know women are self-conscious but during a match is no place for Stacy to ask everyone if she is fat

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Stacy's new cannibal gimmick went over well

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Trish: what is that?
Earl: Why that is Mercury the closest planet to the Sun, but why it is down near the ring I haven't the slighest..
HHH: I'm a guy you jackass!

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Trish said she wanted to be elevated, HHH made it so

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Christian: I love you man!
Jericho: You're still not getting my bud light

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Kane has more than happy to give Bill a breast exam...

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Kane was more shocked than anyone when the Smurfs made their WWE debut

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Matt: Admit it! It was intentional!
Booker: For the last time I'm not Janet Jackson!

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Where will you be when your diahrea acts up?

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Orton: So has Hunter ever made you...
Shawn: No, in fact he used to do it for me
Orton: nnnnnnnnnooooooooo get out of here!

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HHH: Oh Randy not now I'm in the middle of a match

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Legend has it if you stick your head between HHH's legs you see the future

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HHH didn't have to show everyone what the board meetings looked like

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Austin: Hi i'm from over the hill bald guys anonymous, i'm here to help you
Goldberg: I don't need help, i'm popular as ever
Austin: Denial is not river in Egypt my friend!

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Earl forgot his soaps were on, and he wasn't recording them!

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Ric: oops i crapped my pants
Jericho: god not again

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Randy "nipple biter" Orton can escape any hold!

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Austin: dammit! This isn't I-95

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As the huge axe came down from the rafters, Shawn pushed Randy out of the way, taking the full force of the blow. O'Haire's plan backfired!

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God smiles down upon Benoit, Shawn had to be a little jealous

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Benoit: Thanks, I know I will make a great World Champion

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HBK: sucker...

[Savio]

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Wait I can't be on the cross!
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HHH: so what you doing tonight :kiss:?

[Dazz]

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Benoit: Hey weren't you involved with Mae Young and the ha...
Henry: time to die!


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Kane was more shocked than anyone when the Smurfs made their WWE debut

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Matt: Admit it! It was intentional!
Booker: For the last time I'm not Janet Jackson!


:rofl: :lol: Those were funny stuff. :y:

[Tornado]

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Trish: what is that?
Earl: Why that is Mercury the closest planet to the Sun, but why it is down near the ring I haven't the slighest..
HHH: I'm a guy you jackass!


<font color=#33ffff>Rep for the Family Guy reference..:y:</font>

[Fryza]

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Mark never really was good at ripping out hearts. Well...at least the aim factor.

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Smile for the camera Chris.

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After giving the RKO to Foley in the parking lot, Orton suddenly felt like he stole a gimmick from Kanyon in WCW. The growing thought was made worse when he said "BANG!" in Foley's face and ran away.

OR

Orton: Holy shit Mick, you okay? I mean, Richards came out of no where!

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Here we see Rico and Jackie discussing on their game plan. The game? Oh, they were about to job to him, no worries. :shifty:

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Rene: Well...this moved worked for Christian in that match against Booker and RVD a few weeks ago...

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Rene: Whoa, that's a nice ass for a thirteen year old!

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Stacy: JUDO CHOP-A!

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Earl: You can't count...
Trish: You can't call a match...
Earl: What are you talking about?
Trish: Don't think I haven't forgot about Montreal!
Earl: I didn't expect you to know in the first place..

OR

This team was devastating. Trish would distract them with her tits and Earl would call the bell saying they tapped.

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Trying to avoid the camera, Earl hid behind Kane for safety. Front fans later reported Earl to be saying "Be the Kane, Be the Kane.."

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A closer inspection revealed a startling truth to Chris.

Jericho: So you're the asshole who stole my goatee?!

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Bill's attempt for a cruiser move failed, about as bad as Kane's attempt to carry Bill in a match.

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Kane was more than shocked when he learned the regular lights had been changed to black lights, thanks to the prank team of Ric Flair and Rhyno.

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I bet Matt felt like a big man when he started picking on Booker Wee.

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The ref waits in the wings for his chance to Gore the first man who displays talent or charisma that makes Hunter look bad again.

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Orton: Gimme' your wallet, or I'll shoot you.

Orton's new "Mental Challenged Legend Killer" gimmick wasn't that big of a hit.

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Spike knew better than to ask Vince for a push.

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Hunter: This makes number 87,987,576,23.....

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Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?

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Austin: Listen...you can't cut a promo, you wrestle any good matches, and your gimmick sucks. So, I gave you this card I personally made with what you should do...
Goldberg: All it says is "Walk Out.."
Austin: Oh, it works wonders!

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As Flair made his way to his corner, Flair's stomach made it's way to the ring..

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Earl then saw some of his family sitting in the crowd, so he waved to him. Unfortunately, Jericho had no idea what was happening, and seeing Earl waving his hands and walking to the ropes while he was in a submission sent the Canadian into a paniced frenzy.

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All Randy said was "Politicians suck."

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The WWE Ring Clean Up Crew was good at taking out those who didn't do what Hunter said.

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Orton: Wha' Happen'?

(Rep (if I can) to those who get the reference.)

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Michaels didn't know what to do when the Halo appeared over Benoit's head.

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Shawn: You know what the best part is?
Chris: What?
Shawn: I didn't wash my hands coming out of the bathroom earlier..

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And as Shawn and Chris shake hands, somewhere in the arena mopping the boiler room, mumbles a one Sean O'Haire saying "I can do that..."

[Corkscrewed]

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Mark had always wanted to have wolverine for dinner.

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Trying to eat a Wolverine. Another side effect of hunger.
Have a Snickers.

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Orton: "Mick! What the heck are you doing??? We have an angle to do!!!"
Mick: "Shhhhhhhh!!! I can hear the ocean! Soooo relaxing..."

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Jackie: "Hasn't Trips been getting fa--"
Rico: "Shh! Yeah... his gut's about this big now."

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Unfortunately for Rico, Rene's years of inward hatred toward the Ultimate Warrior suddenly exploded at that very moment.

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Rene was a little grossed out when Stacy asked him to help remove her tampon string.

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Much to Vince's anger, Stacy and Jackie give away another WWE backstage secret by reenacting what happens in HHH's and HBK's lockerroom.

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Trish: Oh yeah. A cleavage shot! Haven't had one of those for a while!

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You know Kane's psycho gimmick was down the shits when even WOMEN were more over than he was.

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Jericho: *sniff sniff* Club sandwich with cheddar and Canadian bacon!"
Christian: *gasp* "HOW'D YOU KNOW???"

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Here, Kane proves that you can indeed have your Bill and eat it too.

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The debut of the Blue Man Group was yet another pathetic effort to dredge up sagging ratings.

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Matt: "Dammit, Whoopi! Why'd you have to flash??"
Booker: "That was Janet Jackson! And that joke's been done before!!"
Matt: "Whatever. You're both ugly."

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Suddenly, a rope flew down from the rafters and ensnared Hardy's wrist, lifting him up to the ceiling. Now RAW could have its own Sean O'Haire!

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Orton: "So you're telling me that pimple was THIS big! Wow. That WAS some pimple!"

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Spike: "How ya doing... fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!! FAT FAT FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY!!!!!"

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Spike paid dearly for his insolence by being absorbed into Triple H's crotch.

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As usual, Triple H no-sells even a bullet shot to the head.

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Austin: "Take these elementary learning cards. They will teach you the system we call the alphabet, or what you call 'those squigglies that turns thems lines into words.'"

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Flair may be well past his wrestling prime, but he could still do the most insane push-ups ever.

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Jericho figured it'd been a while since he was last in the Triple H Position and decided to practice it again, lest he get rusty.

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Shawn didn't exactly enjoy it, but someone had to breastfeed little Randy.

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Austin and the ref recreate how they think the Kobe Bryant rape scene really went , with Austin as Kobe and the ref as that girl.

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In a HUGE swerve, HBK turns heel when he sets up Orton for the Invisible Crucifix.

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Michaels: "Hey Chris! Even that heavenly halo above your head wont' prevent you from jobbing to Hunter. He is God, of course, you know."

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Chris was a little wary in shaking Shawn's hand. Just what was that white milky stuff on it anyway?

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Lets take a moment and read each person's mind.
Benoit: "Excellent. With Michaels' friendship, there's no way Triple H can bury me!"
Michaels: "Oh look! Another Canadian I can screw over with his own submission move!"

[FourFifty]

Yay! Caption time! All jokes are considered original until proven stolen.

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Chris: Oh come on Mark! Don’t feel bad! At least you’re better than The Big Show.
Mark: -sniff- really? You mean that?
Chris: No, at least The Big Show is almost worthy of his title.

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Awesome work Chris! He was able to turn Mark Henry’s botched sidewalk slam into the crossface!

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Randy: No! Mick! Don’t fall asleep! My promo’s aren’t that bad!

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The flamboyant metrosexual wrestler and his trailer park trash girlfriend…

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Rene was confused, but then realized that it must have been a technical difficulty with the titantron. “Powerslam, grunt, Spear, grunt, Jackhammer, grunt, Pin, grunt”

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Even God looked on as Stacy was about to do an apron dive shooting star press.

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Maybe if Miss Jackie would keep her feet on the ground she would grow if Stacy just pulled.

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Earl: Oh Trish! Did you have to break wind?
Trish: But girls don’t fart!

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Worst. Cross body Block. Ever

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Jericho: You may have the better nose, but I can be over as a face or a hell.
Christian: Yeah! Well I’m more Canadian than you!

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Botch, botch, botch, botch, botch, botch, botch… Oh, my bad, I need a caption for this…

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Kane could only look up and pray to Cyan, the blue God, that he wouldn’t be totally buried during his feud with The Undertaker.

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The double Spin-a-rooni went horribly wrong.

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Matt Hardy held onto the helicopter to get out of the ring, and out of the losing streak.

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Randy: Shoot that man in the ass!
HBK: That’s my chest, stupid rookie.

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Spike: Hey, if I poke you in the stomach will you laugh like the doughboy?
HHH: You are cleaning O’Haire’s cage for that.

[FourFifty]

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The ref was a little nervous at this round of limbo…

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Triple H shows the world why he wasn’t selected for the WWE Originals with his rejected track “100 reasons why I’ll never lose this belt.”

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Steve: Gate sales didn’t reach out quota, so we need someone to sit in the front row.
Goldberg: Aw man!! Do I have to?

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Earl: Yeah! That’s right Chris! Hang your head in shame!
Chris: I know! I’m sorry for being involved with the WWE original track!

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Mark Henry strikes back! After he eats Batista Ric’s new tag team partner was Max Mini!

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HBK looked into the camera wondering if he should earn a little extra money by telling the world that no one knows he’s using suave instead of the more expensive salon style brand. Not even Randy knew the difference!


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Steve: Now where is seat 4501… We need to fill the space…

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HBK figures out why Randy’s promo sucks. Seems the promo button broken on the Ortonbot.

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Chris Beniot stood proud in the ring knowing that one day he would be the world’s champion, knowing that one day he would be the best in the industry. Chris Beniot was indeed a contender.
HBK: Poor bastard… Only reason the Undertaker is coming back is to dig the hole that Triple H will use to burry Beniot…

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Tensions mounted as the next round of tumbwars started.

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Beniot: Ah, let’s celebrate our mutual friendship!
HBK: No Chris, we have to get out of the ring, now.
Beniot: But why must we leave so soon?
HBK: Too much talent in the Raw ring, Triple H is gonna be maaaaaad!

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Chris: Yes Mark, we have hosses on SmackDown, some bigger and less talented than you.
Mark: Really!?!?! A hoss that is bigger and less talented than me?
Chris: Well, not in one wrestler.

[El Santo]

Muahaha! Awesome captions, everyone. Jeez, not a bad one in the lot. Cork's gonna have a devil of a time picking out the good ones. :)

(And my votes for the Best of Cork: Mick Listening to the Ocean, Stacy's tampon string, Blue Men group, and FATTY FATTY FATTY.)

[FourFifty]

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MATT: You do realize the phrase "One, two, three, can you dig it" is in your song, right?
BOOKER: *Sob* Yeah... They drove a dumptruck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!


Any reps for pointing out the Simpsions allusion? :naughty:

[loopydate]

Any reps for pointing out the Simpsions allusion? :naughty:

I would, but I can't Mr. Krustofski. Gotta spread it around first.

[Savio]

I'll rep any one who qoutes my last post and gives a review.

[Dazz]

Always 450, you are fu</>king funny, there wasn't a single caption of your I didn't laugh at, you have put all the other captioneers to shame this week. awesome. :y:

[Corkscrewed]

Dazz has a weird sense of humor. I mean punctuation. :p

(I want a bunch of "LOL" comments to my captions just like Loopy did! :D)

[loopydate]

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Orton: "Mick! What the heck are you doing??? We have an angle to do!!!"
Mick: "Shhhhhhhh!!! I can hear the ocean! Ooooo.. relaxing..."

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Jericho: *sniff sniff* Club sandwich with cheddar and Canadian bacon!"
Christian: *gasp* "HOW'D YOU KNOW???"

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The debut of the Blue Man Group was yet another pathetic effort to dredge up sagging ratings.

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Spike: "How ya doing... fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!! FAT FAT FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY!!!!!"

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As usual, Triple H no-sells even a bullet shot to the head.

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Austin: "Take these elementary learning cards. They will teach you the system we call the alphabet, or what you call 'those squigglies that turns thems lines into words.'"

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Lets take a moment and read each person's mind.
Benoit: "Excellent. With Michaels' friendship, there's no way Triple H can bury me!"
Michaels: "Oh look! Another Canadian I can screw over with his own submission move!"

:lol: :rofl: :D :) :yes: :love: :heart: :y: :wave: :drool: ;) :naughty: :cool:

:p

Better?

*NOTE: Though partially facetious, these captions DID all rule.*

[Corkscrewed]

:love:

I was proud of my "Have his Bill and eat it too" though. :( :D

[Innovator]

Dammit, the time I think I come out with a good set everyone has to upstage me. Good job everyone

Corkscrewed, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[loopydate]

:love:

I was proud of my "Have his Bill and eat it too" though. :( :D

That one was good, too. But I couldn't very well quote your whole thread, now could I? :p

[Fryza]

Dammit, the time I think I come out with a good set everyone has to upstage me. Good job everyone

Corkscrewed, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Welcome to my world. :( :shifty:

But good captions, aye. :y:

[FourFifty]

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg
Lets take a moment and read each person's mind.
Benoit: "Excellent. With Michaels' friendship, there's no way Triple H can bury me!"
Michaels: "Oh look! Another Canadian I can screw over with his own submission move!"
<center>
:love: :lol: :rofl: :y: :yes: Caption of the year!!!!! :yes: :y: :rofl: :lol: :love: </center>

[Blue Demon]

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Orton's new motivational speaker gimmick was off to a bad start

"c'mon...it worked for Paige!"

[Blue Demon]

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HHH: you kinda look like a baby...get in my belly!

[Fryza]

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Orton's new motivational speaker gimmick was off to a bad start

"c'mon...it worked for Paige!"

LMAO! YES! :love:

[Blue Demon]

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Dupree realized that they replaced Conway with Gary Sinise...their plan was to give him the WWE title.

[Loose Cannon]

DAM, you guys cleaned house. LMAO at everyone. And dam you Cork for beating me to the blueman group one. That's the first thing that came into my head when I saw these captions this morning. But you made me LMAO, so it's all good. :)

:lol: :lol: at everyone

[Blue Demon]

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I need help going to the washroom guys...

[Kane Knight]

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Next up on WWE HMO...Throat surgery...

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Benoit: No, Mark, not HOMO, Health Maintanence Organization!

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With the Legend Killer gimmick gone to Hell, Orton begins his new "Drill Seargent" gimmick, in which he attempts to whip Foley into shape...

Only to be overruled by a box of Krispy Kremes...

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Rico: Stand back, citizen...This looks like a job for...

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PIGGYBACK LAD!

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The WWE, in attempts to raise global awareness, brought a starving third world child to the ring...

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Only to enrage human rights activists by forcing her into an HLA angle for a sandwhich...

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Kane's own version of the "Mile High Club."

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Jericho (Reading): Triple H was here...What the....?

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Kane: You know, I'm a method actor. Back when I was Isaac Yankem, I actually spent time preparing for my role by working as an assistant in a dental office. How do you prepare for your role as a blithering idot?

Goldberg: Me...Like...Bradshaw...

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(Insert "Blue Man Group" Joke Here)

OR

Glenn Jacobs had heard of blue balls, but this was ridiculous.

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Matt Hardy forces a Scalding hot W into Booker's eyes.

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Matt has some very strange rituals for reaching the high notes of the "Star Spangled Banner."

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Orton: Wow...Hunter let you hold his belt? What was it like?

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HHH was flattered that Spike noticed his new breast implants.

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HHH's unveils his new finisher, the "Clinton."

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You are getting sleepy...Sleepy...I am a credible champion...

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Austin drew the short straw this week, and was forced to shove Goldberg's check into his sweaty tights, as per the stips of his new contract.

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Hebner couldn't concentrate while HHH jeered from the outside...

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Ric cried: being forced to stare at Earl Hebner's ass was worse than even his prostate problems.

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As Shawn recited Exodus, Orton promised to tap if he'd at least skip to the New Testament...

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Austin's license had been revoked by a State Trooper, so this was the only place he was allowed to drive.

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From the files of the WWE HMO: Cavity search...

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HBK: You know, it doesn't take Nostradamus to figure out where your push is headed...

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Chris: Yeah, I'll be wrestling Dark matches within a year. Good Luck, man...

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Chris: Uhhhhh...Shawn, a handshake would have sufficed...

[Nowhere Man]

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Not a caption, but this picture was reminding me...

You know those old Kung Fu movies where there's the ancient martial arts master who trains the hero the secret arts, and then he gets betrayed and killed off, and the hero finally faces him at the very end?

Too bad there's no happy ending in this one.

[Corkscrewed]

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Things weren't looking so good for Steve when the police arrived to find him drunk, crashed into a pole, and with a lifeless body on the backseat.

On a side note, later that night, there was reported a extravagant celebration at Loopydate's apartment.

[loopydate]

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Things weren't looking so good for Steve when the police arrived to find him drunk, crashed into a pole, and with a lifeless body on the backseat.

On a side note, later that night, there was reported a extravagant celebration at Loopydate's apartment.

:lol:

Cherry Cokes all around!

[Rock Bottom]

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This is why you obey the sign, "Don't feed the gorillas."

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Benoit locks in the Crippler Hoss-face.

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Orton checks to see if Foley has wiped the snot off his cheek.

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Rico: "Is that a penis I feel?"

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Ref is looking a little too hard at this, don't you think?

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Rene tries to play it off like he's straight.

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The Fantasy X-2 girls break out into a feud!

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This is what happens when Divas try to take on Goro.

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Guess the critics are right. This really is a male soap opera.

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Hoss - It's what's for dinner.

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The UFO had returned to kidnap him and experiment with another gimmick...

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After being buried by HHH, Matt tried everything he could to keep Booker's face from fading out of reality.

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Damn that Mark Henry! Took a huge rectangular bite out of my leg!

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Triple H had his work cut out for him here. How could he bury a jobber?

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Not having the heart to bury the already buried Dudley, Triple H just taunts Spike by pulling his jersey over his head.

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Triple H: SEE?! IT REALLY *DOES* COME OFF!

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"No Bill. My shirt isn't calling you a "Cock-ear." Calm down big boy!"

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Ric Flair becomes senile and confused, as turning over does not reverse the Figure-4.

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JR: "BAH GAWD, BATISTA IS LITERALLY A MAN WITH NO ARMS IN A TAG TEAM CONTEST!"

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Michaels apparently took Triple H's advice and decided against selling to Orton's headlock.

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Another victim of the Texas Lawnmower Massacre.

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Orton: "What? I don't see it."
Michaels: "It's there, just keep looking." (Frantically taping a "Bury Me" sign to Orton's back)

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Benoit - The Toothless Angel.

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Benoit: Let's be friends.

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Michaels: You know what I want, Benoit.

[FourFifty]

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No, Mark Henry didn't lose weight. He's just letting Triple H hold it for a while.

[FourFifty]

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Triple H: SEE?! IT REALLY *DOES* COME OFF!

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Orton: "What? I don't see it."
Michaels: "It's there, just keep looking." (Frantically taping a "Bury Me" sign to Orton's back)


All I could say is if one of these two do not make it to the best caption thingie, I'd cry. Okay, no, I wouldn, but these captions are just f</u>uckin' great! :rofl:

[Corkscrewed]

You have to execute a caption correctly to make it good, though. It can't just be a good idea. ;) :p

That said, I think Rock Bottom's captions this week are a great improvement over his previous ones, which were sort of average.

Looks like everyone's been revved up by RAW's recent excellence.

[Mr. Monday Morning]

I don't do these too often but I'm free right now and these look like a good set :$

PLEASE DON'T EXCLUDE ME CAPTION REGULARS :'(

*Ahem*

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As Mark insisted, it was all the director's fault he looked fat on TV. If he would just switch to the angle on the Titantron, everyone would think Benoit's ass was as wide as his!

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The Undertaker cloning experiment was going well, although a security breach allowed one to get front row seats.

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Happily retired and with a flourishing writing career, Mick was doing ok. Until Randy started talking.

"Hey don't forget you need to put me over soon. Mick? Mick? Miiick? Mick?...Mick? Oh, you're thinking it was a mistake to come back again aren't you? Mick? Mick? Mick? Miiiick?" (yeah it's more or less a Simpsons reference rep for anyone who spots it)

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The boys backstage had christened them Suck & Blow. So Jackie got to practising her sucking.

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Rene Dupree, amateur dentist. Free checkup with every rest hold!

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Nothing beats high tensile ring ropes for getting rid of irritating piles.

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And lo, HHH did proclaim unto the masses: "Finish Her!"

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The poor WWE logo was forced to cover up what Earl was REALLY thinking about.

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Kane didn't quite have the mechanics of 'Rock-a-bye baby' down yet

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Next, on Spike TV: Nose Wars!

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Goldberg took an early lead in the finals of the 'Pull my finger' tournament.

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Pepsi: The choice of a dentist/retard/psycho generation

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Matt got stuck with conditioning Booker's hair this week. It wouldn't be so bad if he would just SIT STILL!

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Matt had had enough and brandished the razor. Booker could take a crew cut and like it.

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"So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?"

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HHH appreciated Spike's 'Yes, I am a jobber' badge.

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An alarm sounded to indicate HHH had now officially had more men between his legs than Christina Aguilera, Tara Reid and Carmen Electra combined. It almost brought a tear to his eye.

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The 'Manwhore of the Universe' title was not something to be taken lightly. HHH rightly took pride in his accomplishments.

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"Bill, I don't mean to worry you, but you're displaying symptoms of Hoganitis. Here's the number of a good doctor, tell 'em I sent you. Wait, sorry, that's my local AA number."

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Flair made sure to have his prostate checked at least twice a year.

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In return, he gave Jericho a foot massage. He wasn't prepared for the fact Jericho hadn't washed his feet in 3 weeks though.

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Orton unveiled a new counter, the Bicep Tweezer.

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Austin started to weep as he realised it WASN'T a dream...

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Shawn Michaels, arch tickler supreme, struck again.

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Shawn couldn't help but think Chris had grown since last time he'd seen him...

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Michaels' ever-reliable Depush Handshake reduced Benoit to his normal size.

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Shawn wasn't satisfied though. He wouldn't let go until he was at *least* 3 inches taller.

[Blue Demon]

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HHH stopped his Pavlov experiment when he realized that he was losing too many people to bury to Mark Henry

[Vastardikai]

Fun with Stupid Noob's C(r)aptions

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Benoit: Very Good, Mark. Now, you just pick me up and throw me down. That's called a Chokeslam.

Mark: Cool!

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Mark: This move hurts like hell! What's it called?

Benoit: It's called "Time to Tap Out like a little Bitch."

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The fans are horrified as Randy's "Legend Killer" gimmick finally goes TOO FAR!

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A fan wonders exactly WHAT Jackie is good for. Fortunately, Rico gives him the answer.

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Rico not so subtly pantomimes how Jackie got her job.

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Stacy tries to determine the identity of the skinny little girl in the black outfit that's on the Titan-Tron. 5 minutes later, she realizes that it's Her!

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Stacy's job is to choke Jackie everytime she has an unfortunate nipple slip. Something tells me they'll be getting to know each other REALLY well?

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Trish dresses up as some Cotton Candy, hoping Sean O'Haire will notice her.

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Kane takes desperate measures as Trish tries to pull a plug she found on his hand.

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Y2J had a choice for a love once in his life: Either a beautiful woman or the guy who steals from her wardrobe. As he leans in to kiss Christian, he starts to think that he made the wrong decision.

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Goldberg is much more successful in removing the plug!

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The Crowd is astonished when Kane is revealed to be a Hooloovoo (reps to anyone who gets THIS one)

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If you think a Triple H Opponent will get buried, Raise your hand.

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If you think moving from Smackdown to Raw is a bad idea, Raise your hand.

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Randy: I need a new Legend to Kill, got any ideas?

HBK: After what you did to Foley, are you kidding? Actually, I think Vince is trying to Reincarnate Lou Thesz.

Randy: Who's that?

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Spike: Seriously sir, I need the work. My wife is starving, the kids need dental work, and the apartment I'm sharing with Ultimo Dragon, Sean O'Haire, the FBI, Rhyno, Chris Nowinski, Maven, and Rob Conway just isn't cutting it!

Hunter: How about I do you a favor and let you move into the place next to mine. I installed the ceiling myself!

Spike: Thank you, sir!

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It is now that Spike realizes that the place next to Hunter IS his apartment. Now he has to start scrubbing toilets, to boot!

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Hunter shows the world the technique he uses that sets him apart from Jackie Gayda.

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Steve, knowing that his ex-wife wants him back, decides to give her address to Goldberg, knowing that she won't be able to tell the difference. At least not until the first fight, anyway...

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Flair was in agony. The Walls of Jericho was bad enough, but did Earl HAVE to pose for this picture with his knees on his back?

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Sometimes, Flair needs to take captives when he wants to tell stories about how horribly he was treated by Eric Bischoff.

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While in the headlock, Randy shows everyone how far Shawn's hairline has receded.

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Ironically, it's Austin that has to be the Designated Driver tonight...

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Randy sees somebody on the stage Wearing Pink and Black. He has long black hair and the coolest Shades known to man. Randy wonders who he is and why Shawn is hiding.

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Shawn smirks. He has Another Canadian named Chris to bury!

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Shawn: Nice to meet you, Chris. By the way, How does it feel to know that you have just become a footnote in my feud with Hunter?

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Shawn: Oh yeah, Do you want to walk My dog, or Hunter's?

[Blue Demon]

Fun with Stupid Noob's C(r)aptions

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Benoit: Very Good, Mark. Now, you just pick me up and throw me down. That's called a Chokeslam.

Mark: Cool!

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg

Mark: This move hurts like hell! What's it called?

Benoit: It's called "Time to Tap Out like a little Bitch."

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The fans are horrified as Randy's "Legend Killer" gimmick finally goes TOO FAR!

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A fan wonders exactly WHAT Jackie is good for. Fortunately, Rico gives him the answer.

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Rico not so subtly pantomimes how Jackie got her job.

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Stacy tries to determine the identity of the skinny little girl in the black outfit that's on the Titan-Tron. 5 minutes later, she realizes that it's Her!

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Stacy's job is to choke Jackie everytime she has an unfortunate nipple slip. Something tells me they'll be getting to know each other REALLY well?

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg

Trish dresses up as some Cotton Candy, hoping Sean O'Haire will notice her.

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg

Kane takes desperate measures as Trish tries to pull a plug she found on his hand.

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg

Y2J had a choice for a love once in his life: Either a beautiful woman or the guy who steals from her wardrobe. As he leans in to kiss Christian, he starts to think that he made the wrong decision.

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg

Goldberg is much more successful in removing the plug!

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg

The Crowd is astonished when Kane is revealed to be a Hooloovoo (reps to anyone who gets THIS one)

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg

If you think a Triple H Opponent will get buried, Raise your hand.

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg

If you think moving from Smackdown to Raw is a bad idea, Raise your hand.

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg

Randy: I need a new Legend to Kill, got any ideas?

HBK: After what you did to Foley, are you kidding? Actually, I think Vince is trying to Reincarnate Lou Thesz.

Randy: Who's that?

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Spike: Seriously sir, I need the work. My wife is starving, the kids need dental work, and the apartment I'm sharing with Ultimo Dragon, Sean O'Haire, the FBI, Rhyno, Chris Nowinski, Maven, and Rob Conway just isn't cutting it!

Hunter: How about I do you a favor and let you move into the place next to mine. I installed the ceiling myself!

Spike: Thank you, sir!

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It is now that Spike realizes that the place next to Hunter IS his apartment. Now he has to start scrubbing toilets, to boot!

http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg

Hunter shows the world the technique he uses that sets him apart from Jackie Gayda.

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Steve, knowing that his ex-wife wants him back, decides to give her address to Goldberg, knowing that she won't be able to tell the difference. At least not until the first fight, anyway...

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Flair was in agony. The Walls of Jericho was bad enough, but did Earl HAVE to pose for this picture with his knees on his back?

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Sometimes, Flair needs to take captives when he wants to tell stories about how horribly he was treated by Eric Bischoff.

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While in the headlock, Randy shows everyone how far Shawn's hairline has receded.

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Ironically, it's Austin that has to be the Designated Driver tonight...

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Randy sees somebody on the stage Wearing Pink and Black. He has long black hair and the coolest Shades known to man. Randy wonders who he is and why Shawn is hiding.

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Shawn smirks. He has Another Canadian named Chris to bury!

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Shawn: Nice to meet you, Chris. By the way, How does it feel to know that you have just become a footnote in my feud with Hunter?

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Shawn: Oh yeah, Do you want to walk My dog, or Hunter's?


lol at the one with hunter and Spike

[Corkscrewed]

LOL at you quoting his entire post. :p

Mr Monday Morning, great job. I had some high expectations when you showed up, because you always seem to pull off some great ones during the rare occassions when you do make captions (and he's been doing it longer than me, technically, folks). Some hilarious ones towards the end. The whole second half was really strong.

Vastardikai, you've grown, my friend. :wave:

The archive this week is gonna be a bit large.

[Dazz]

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Happily retired and with a flourishing writing career, Mick was doing ok. Until Randy started talking.

"Hey don't forget you need to put me over soon. Mick? Mick? Miiick? Mick?...Mick? Oh, you're thinking it was a mistake to come back again aren't you? Mick? Mick? Mick? Miiiick?" (yeah it's more or less a Simpsons reference rep for anyone who spots it)
I remember Homer saying something like that to Moe, I think it was when Moe changed the bar into a restaurant, and then changed it back cause no one wanted to eat there.


And LOL at the captions, especially
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The poor WWE logo was forced to cover up what Earl was REALLY thinking about.

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Goldberg took an early lead in the finals of the 'Pull my finger' tournament.


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"So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?"

[Rock Bottom]

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The Crowd is astonished when Kane is revealed to be a Hooloovoo (reps to anyone who gets THIS one)

:lol: The super-intelligent shade of blue :lol:

[Nowhere Man]

Good to see there's another Hitchhiker or two around on the boards.

[Vastardikai]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Rock Bottom again.


Good job.

[The Tokefatha]

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Henry: Me wuv you

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Benoit took the guess who game to a new extreme.

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Orton: Hush little baby don't say a word....

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I swear the security guy looks like a bear or something.

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Rico: NO NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE TEABAGGED BY FRENCH MAGIC!

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Jackie: I'm on TV!

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Jackie looks like the white female version of George Clinton

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Hebner: Does this shirt make me look fat?

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Trish: Redbull...it gives you wings!

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Christian: I remember when I had long hair.
Jericho: I remember when I had facial hair.

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Kane: Tickle tickle

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Ladies and gentlemen....the fourth member of the Blue Man Group.

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Booker: Boy what are you doin?
Matt: Pretty hair pretty hair.....

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Matt was in serious pain when Booker pulled out a hair from under his arm.

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Shawn: So after you kill a legend, what do you...
Orton: BANG BANG

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HHH: Oh how cute, a low mid-card is here. Steph, come look at it, it's just so cute.

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Cameraman: I give up.
HHH: Get it, we're a chair.

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*Hunter looks at a sign in the crowd*
HHH: Job.....I don't get it

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Austin: Here's the name of my doctor, he can help you with that little mold problem.

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Flair: My precious.

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Hebner just had to be in the shot...

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Shawn just had to pose for the cameras again. Damn showboat.

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And here, Austin shows us the new line of hunting wear complete with a catch and a mode of transportation.

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Who betta than Kanyon...I mean Orton. :shifty:

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Shawn looks at Chris and wonders why he didn't get a halo before.

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Shawn: What is that on your teeth?

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Shawn: Oh...forgot...that's your missing tooth.

[BLaZeR-]

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The evil beast sent by the master of the glass ceiling quickly came down to take out the man who could tear the kingdom down.

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As our hero locks in the crossface, the monster tries to tickle his scrotum, even a mighty warrior like Benoit can't hide his pleasure.

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Orton: Mick get up! I had no idea if I touched Hunter I would absorb his hold down aura...oh God no.

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Jackie: Wow...I thought Chris Farley was dead, and what the hell is he doing here? Rico: Shhhh! That's not Farley it's Master Hunter


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The ref warned Rico not to look as Hunter took a bath in a tub by ringside, as Rico looks in agony Rene tries to turn his head but the force of HHH won't let that happen.

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Rene looks on in confusion as Stacy tries on Undertaker's 1991 attire

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Shane warned Vince that his idea for Shannon Moore's "I feel like a woman" gimmick wouldn't go over well.

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In an attempt to save his career, Kane tries to throw Trish into the glass ceiling hoping it will finally break.

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Christian: You have a cute nose man
Jericho: ......

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Kane: Hehe, you have a soft beard
Goldberg: Get away from me you freak

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Kane looks in horror as The Blue Meanie returns to team with Triple H as the Nature Disasters 2

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In an attempt to risk his own life to save the world...Booker T tries to tackle the glass ceiling, but failing as his lands back down...a heroic Matt Hardy comes to his aid and tries to holds his broken collarbones in place.

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Hardy tries to help Booker up but his hand gets blown off in the process by a bazooka held by the henchman from the glass kingdom diguised as a cameraman.

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Orton: So let me get this straight...if I touch your nipple I would then get the power to even hold HHH down?

HBK: Yes. Now do it already.

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Spike: Hi...I came to job today.
HHH: (In Fat Albert voice) Hey Hey Hey

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Spike and HHH: OK so we made a lower-case h.
Ref: You were supposed to be turned so it's looking like an h to the camera not me, you jackasses.

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Triple H removes the title from his waist and screams at the fans that this is the last time you'll see it off.

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Goldberg: Hey Austin..what's this?

Austin: Just a little something I thought I'd give to you, it's the address of
this old guy named Jake Roberts, he'll do wonders for your career

Goldberg: Wait...isn't that the same guy I beat during my heel stint in WCW?

Austin: No, that was Jim Dugan you idiot.

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Y2J: Wow Flair...so that's how it looks once you reach 50?

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Flair screams in horror as a slain Jericho lay on the mat while that dirty Hebner tries to get away.

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Orton: So now you're telling me that if I suck your nipple Stephanie will fall in love with me?

Shawn: Yes Randy.

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Orton: Wait a minute Shawn, there's Steph and she isn't showing any interest whatsoever in me, I did what you wanted and it hasn't happened yet

Shawn: Shut up and drop em'...I'm not done yet.

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God casts a halo over the head of Chris Benoit, declaring him the Hero of Time, the man who will break the glass ceiling with his mighty fist.

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Shawn: Sorry to burst your bubble Chris, but you won't break that ceiling unless....

Benoit: Unless what?

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Shawn: ..... you kissed me

[Corkscrewed]

Okay, this story's just beggin' for a caption, except that the caption would only be funny if you imagined it.

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*mid-match, the two sit back and enjoy a quick conversation*
Flair: "So I was in the parking lot when I saw Mark walk him. So I tells him, 'Mark! Quick! The lighting crew is out of lights and needs more. Grab that light pole over there and run it to them!' Well, he didn't know the light was anchored to a footer in the ground, so he strained and strained and ended up separating his shoulder! Now he's out four months!"
Both: "Hahahahahahaa!!!"
Chris: "That's a great one! You got him good! That Mark Henry... such a humorous fellow."
Flair: "Yup. Bless that man. Strong as a bull he is... dumb as a cow though."
*the two share another laugh before resuming the match*