another rant by shock&aw...er um KillerWolf

[KillerWolf]

The Fast And The Furious - Tokyo Drift.

We've all seen the trailers by now. How fucking asinine does this movie look!?!
I will see this just to see how bad a teen fantasy boy racer movie can be.

[RoXer]

Is that it?

[RoXer]

Is that it?

[KillerWolf]

No.

[Kane Knight]

That was a rant?

Anyway, I went to Fast and the Furious because the girl I was trying to go out with wanted to go to it.


I went to 2 Fast 2 Furious because the girl I was dating wanted to go see it.

Right now, I'm single and not pursuing anyone. Unless some chick offers to blow me while I watch the movie (And I mean the whole time), odds are I won't see this one.

[Blitz]

But this one's different! It's about drifting!

[Kane Knight]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. :shifty:

[Disturbed316]

Yeah they got new tires now. If you aren't out of control....your not in control!

[ClockShot]

I don't see Paul Walker here either. Probably recovering from Running Scared. But 8 Below was good.

[Kane Knight]

You know the movie's gonna suck if they couldn't even get the guy who wasn't Vin Deisel back. ;)

[Funky Fly]

Yeah, we get some random hick and Bow Wow this time.

Talk about fucking star power.

[Kane Knight]

Is Bow Wow even old enough to drive?

[KillerWolf]

these are some of the things that i saw in the trailer:

asinine: the scene where the lead character is racing against another ricer, and the other ricer hits another vehicle or an object and there is a big explosion. the lead character looks back and exclaims "WOO-HOO!". the other driver or innocent people may have just been killed or badly injurred, and his reaction is "WOO-HOO!"

stupid: the scene where the quasai-Jap chick is giving the lead character that catch me come fuck me look while he is doing a perfect donut (because he's such an awesome drifter) around her car. i believe this takes place on top of a building. ricer romance gives me the deuch chills.

re-accuring theme: it seems like in all these asine movies, they come up with a random classic American muscle car to try to make look inferior to the Japanese econo-boxes with outrageous paint and body kits. i could swear i saw a '69 Plymouth Roadrunner at one point in the trailer. probably not the best car for drifting.

[Boondock Saint]

Seeing this will just up the films B.O. and they will make a 4th.

[Boondock Saint]

Also, according to rumors and the latest TV trailer
SPOILERS Vin Diesel makes a cameo at the end, setting up another sequel. /Spoilers

[Kane Knight]

That was Deisel then?

[Kane Knight]

these are some of the things that i saw in the trailer:

asinine: the scene where the lead character is racing against another ricer, and the other ricer hits another vehicle or an object and there is a big explosion. the lead character looks back and exclaims "WOO-HOO!". the other driver or innocent people may have just been killed or badly injurred, and his reaction is "WOO-HOO!"

stupid: the scene where the quasai-Jap chick is giving the lead character that catch me come fuck me look while he is doing a perfect donut (because he's such an awesome drifter) around her car. i believe this takes place on top of a building. ricer romance gives me the deuch chills.

re-accuring theme: it seems like in all these asine movies, they come up with a random classic American muscle car to try to make look inferior to the Japanese econo-boxes with outrageous paint and body kits. i could swear i saw a '69 Plymouth Roadrunner at one point in the trailer. probably not the best car for drifting.

It's actually occurring, and when you "re-occur," you recur for a recurring theme.

The first isn't all that asinine, because street racers are generally fucktards. The second one, however, IS stupid beyond words.

[Boondock Saint]

That was Deisel then?

Indeed.



Never bothered seeing the second one, wasn't too high on the first.

[Kane Knight]

I thought it looked like him, then said ": nah."

Anyway, you didn't miss much with the second. Actually, wait. That's implying you missed something. Nevermind.

[Shaggy]

I thought I saw him in the trailer the other day...