ECW Captions Tuesday 20th June

[Impeccable]

Sorry they're a bit late...but these ore the first (un) OFFICIAL ECW captions.

ENJOY:D

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[JH]

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Tommy: I told you what happened last night was a 1 time thing
Show: But....
Tommy: Dont even mention the word but mine is still sore as hell thanks to you

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Tommy Dreamer the night before

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Mamaluke tries out for riverdance 2006

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Sandman: Am i drunk or is this really happening
Macho Libre: You are drunk and yes this is really happening dig it oh yeah

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:drool:

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Fans: :foc:

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Camera Man: Damn rvd's got a nice ass

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The ref proves he's very well winded as he blows angle and edge both across the ring

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Randy: My quarter i saw it first

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Angle: Ok rob you can let me go
RVD: Dude you smell like reefer....i love you man

[Xero]

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Randy Orton has the worst erection timing.

[parkmania]

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Dreamer: I told you, Show. We don't have the kind of catering budget that Raw had, so you're gonna have to cut back!

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Show: Ok, well then, how about you eat this knuckle sandwich!

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Dreamer: Thank you sir, may I have another?

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Director: Look, buddy. I told you on Monday night that when Savage came off the top rope, he used an ELBOW!

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Mamaluke: Rockettes, here I come!

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Director: Dammit, you're FIRED!
Vince McMahon: Who used my catchphrase?

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Macho Libre: Please, senor, I don't want to limbo no more.]

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Crowd: Take it off!

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Crowd: Put it back on!

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Kelly: Hehe... these Sci-Fi fools think I'm actually going to let them see me strip? Puh-leeze!

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Director: Now that's more like it. Savage would never have put up with Liz doing a striptease.

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Orton: Hey, who put my Pretty Pony in the corner?

[loopydate]

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[darkpower]

Sorry if these suck. I had a some brain farts trying to come up with captions for some of these.



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TOMMY: GODDAMNIT, CAMERA GUY!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!!


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Sabu just told this guy to not quit his day job. Damn, was THAT a mistake.

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Sabu imploying his new finishing manuver, the horrid-smelling ass of doom.

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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the wallet captions. All the excitement of its big brother, only small enough to fit in your pocket or wallet album. Order one today!

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SABU: What do you MEAN Jarrett won the title?

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LIBRE: So you are...THE GREAT KHALI?!
SANDMAN: HURO UURRRAA WROURAL TROUN KROUBL!!
LIBRE: I could still kick your ass!

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LIBRE: OK, Sandman, I get it. I get that you've been hung like a horse for so long.
SANDMAN: Long is not the word for it. I held out my cane like this and Stephanie just pushed it in herself.
LIBRE: I thought it was Lita.
SANDMAN: Lita, Steph, they both look the same.

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I'm impressed. For one the Diva Search gave us a contestant that we can GIVE a fuck about....and not have to regret it later.

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GIRL: [thinking] Just make them think I like the WWE! Just make them think I like the WWE!

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Boots with numerous lace loops: How the hell did this girl know Snisky was in attendence tonight?

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In a cruel twist of fate, this chick found out the REAL reason why the back of this chair was broken: She fell to her impending doom just a few moments later.

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GIRL: [thinking] Why the fuck am I dancing to the Pussycat Dolls?

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The chick tries to hide that she had the flattest chest of any "vixen" there.

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BIG FAT MAN: *FAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT!!!*
DOINK: Tastes like chicken!

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In the biggest swerve in pro-wrestling history, this chick turned heel by revealing that she was really a chipmunk, that wanted to eat your nuts.

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GUY: YOU'RE A HOMO!!
GIRL: Uhh...I'm a woman.
GUY: Oh, well, umm.....YOU'RE A HOMO!!!
GIRL: :nono:

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RVD: It's time to play WHAT DOES MY CROTCH SMELL LIKE!!
ORTON: [faints]
RVD: I guess he thinks it's tuna.

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ANGLE: Edge, how many times do I have to tell you that when I suplex you, I do NOT want to see THAT?!
REF: Me either.

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Angle had to hold onto Edge from the pain he had to endure from shitting out Randy Orton.

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It became evident from the green smoke from RVD's ass that his massive farts are the secret ingredient to him escaping the suck machine.

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KURT: I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!!

[Impeccable]

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Dustin Runnels latest gimmick is a surprising hit with the male fans!

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Man: SMELL MY FINGER!

[Volare]

Apparently he, along with the fans wanted to see how much of a gag reflex she had.:yes: