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Old 06-23-2006, 12:53 PM   #1
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ECW Captions Tuesday 20th June
Sorry they're a bit late...but these ore the first (un) OFFICIAL ECW captions.

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Old 06-23-2006, 01:26 PM   #2
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Tommy: I told you what happened last night was a 1 time thing
Show: But....
Tommy: Dont even mention the word but mine is still sore as hell thanks to you


Tommy Dreamer the night before


Mamaluke tries out for riverdance 2006


Sandman: Am i drunk or is this really happening
Macho Libre: You are drunk and yes this is really happening dig it oh yeah





Fans: :foc:


Camera Man: Damn rvd's got a nice ass


The ref proves he's very well winded as he blows angle and edge both across the ring


Randy: My quarter i saw it first


Angle: Ok rob you can let me go
RVD: Dude you smell like reefer....i love you man
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:29 PM   #3
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Randy Orton has the worst erection timing.
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Old 06-23-2006, 02:50 PM   #4
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Dreamer: I told you, Show. We don't have the kind of catering budget that Raw had, so you're gonna have to cut back!


Show: Ok, well then, how about you eat this knuckle sandwich!


Dreamer: Thank you sir, may I have another?


Director: Look, buddy. I told you on Monday night that when Savage came off the top rope, he used an ELBOW!


Mamaluke: Rockettes, here I come!


Director: Dammit, you're FIRED!
Vince McMahon: Who used my catchphrase?


Macho Libre: Please, senor, I don't want to limbo no more.]


Crowd: Take it off!


Crowd: Put it back on!


Kelly: Hehe... these Sci-Fi fools think I'm actually going to let them see me strip? Puh-leeze!


Director: Now that's more like it. Savage would never have put up with Liz doing a striptease.


Orton: Hey, who put my Pretty Pony in the corner?
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Macho Libre: Please, senor, I don't want to limbo no more.


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Sorry if these suck. I had a some brain farts trying to come up with captions for some of these.




TOMMY: GODDAMNIT, CAMERA GUY!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!!



Sabu just told this guy to not quit his day job. Damn, was THAT a mistake.


Sabu imploying his new finishing manuver, the horrid-smelling ass of doom.


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SABU: What do you MEAN Jarrett won the title?


LIBRE: So you are...THE GREAT KHALI?!
SANDMAN: HURO UURRRAA WROURAL TROUN KROUBL!!
LIBRE: I could still kick your ass!


LIBRE: OK, Sandman, I get it. I get that you've been hung like a horse for so long.
SANDMAN: Long is not the word for it. I held out my cane like this and Stephanie just pushed it in herself.
LIBRE: I thought it was Lita.
SANDMAN: Lita, Steph, they both look the same.


I'm impressed. For one the Diva Search gave us a contestant that we can GIVE a fuck about....and not have to regret it later.


GIRL: [thinking] Just make them think I like the WWE! Just make them think I like the WWE!


Boots with numerous lace loops: How the hell did this girl know Snisky was in attendence tonight?


In a cruel twist of fate, this chick found out the REAL reason why the back of this chair was broken: She fell to her impending doom just a few moments later.


GIRL: [thinking] Why the fuck am I dancing to the Pussycat Dolls?


The chick tries to hide that she had the flattest chest of any "vixen" there.


BIG FAT MAN: *FAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT!!!*
DOINK: Tastes like chicken!


In the biggest swerve in pro-wrestling history, this chick turned heel by revealing that she was really a chipmunk, that wanted to eat your nuts.


GUY: YOU'RE A HOMO!!
GIRL: Uhh...I'm a woman.
GUY: Oh, well, umm.....YOU'RE A HOMO!!!
GIRL:


RVD: It's time to play WHAT DOES MY CROTCH SMELL LIKE!!
ORTON: [faints]
RVD: I guess he thinks it's tuna.


ANGLE: Edge, how many times do I have to tell you that when I suplex you, I do NOT want to see THAT?!
REF: Me either.


Angle had to hold onto Edge from the pain he had to endure from shitting out Randy Orton.


It became evident from the green smoke from RVD's ass that his massive farts are the secret ingredient to him escaping the suck machine.


KURT: I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!!
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Old 06-24-2006, 06:22 AM   #7
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Dustin Runnels latest gimmick is a surprising hit with the male fans!



Man: SMELL MY FINGER!
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:05 AM   #8
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Apparently he, along with the fans wanted to see how much of a gag reflex she had.
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