View Full Version : Poetry Night: Hardcore Holly (Humor)
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 11:46 AM
Welcome. I would like to extend my cultural expressions to you all in this wonderful Haiku, over which I have contemplated for approximately 27 seconds. Be at peace, my children, and please share your poems with me as that we can further our cultural understandings of one another, and grow as a body of peace... And wisdom.
Hardcore Holly Haiku:
Beautiful winter
The snow settles on the trees
Hardcore Holly sucks
Fryza
02-06-2004, 11:46 AM
:|
Hired Hitman
02-06-2004, 11:48 AM
:D
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 11:49 AM
Yeah, I am kind of off and spacy. *Removes most of it* :p
Ew. Let this thread die. :(
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 11:49 AM
That last "haiku" was a 5-7-7 pattern, not 5-7-5
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 11:52 AM
I despise talent
Because I have paid my dues
Jealous, I hate you
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 11:54 AM
How do you like me
Now? I'm injury prone and
Balding; you're so fat
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 11:55 AM
Frustrated, the boss
Makes me job to Brock Lesnar
I am not a hoss
Fryza
02-06-2004, 11:55 AM
How do you like me
Now? I'm injury prone and
Balding; you're so fat
Hunter's losing his hair now too?
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 11:56 AM
Raven, D-Lo Brown
and Brian "Spanky" Kendricks
Talent jobs to me
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 11:58 AM
The neck brace comes off
I will start the JOB SQUAD up
Mid-card, love Al Snow
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 12:01 PM
bitter bleach-blonde man
my one-trick pony dropkicks
I hurt myself lots
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 12:02 PM
I will not mention
My deceased "cousin" Michael
'Cause only I count
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 12:04 PM
I am tough enough
Sticks and stones may break my bones
So do power bombs
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 12:06 PM
Jobbers like kindling
If they paid their dues they would
Be tough like I am.
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 12:07 PM
My racecar driving
Is much like my wrestling as
Both can get you killed.
Kane Knight
02-06-2004, 12:09 PM
Jeff Hardy is nothing
I paid my dues so I'm
The better poet.
KingofOldSchool
02-06-2004, 12:10 PM
Start your engines Bob,
Your career is about to start now.
CRASH! Over like that.
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 12:10 PM
Don't know why Hunter
Got that Y-J Stinger ad
I feel the sting more
KingofOldSchool
02-06-2004, 12:13 PM
Hardcore is my name,
Jobbing is my thing to day,
But don't tell me that.
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 12:16 PM
Drop kicking my way
To the top of the business
I am a true beast
loopydate
02-06-2004, 12:23 PM
I only throw a
mediocre dropkick, but
Vince thinks it's the best
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 01:05 PM
Bob "Spark Plugg" Holly
Would you like some fries with that
Thank you, please drive through
Corkscrewed
02-06-2004, 02:57 PM
Another Haiku thread, eh?
Well, I don't feel like using my brain right now, but LOL at some of the haikus we have.
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 03:50 PM
Another Haiku thread, eh?
Well, I don't feel like using my brain right now, but LOL at some of the haikus we have.
lol, didn't realize there was one before... only been here a couple weeks. Sheer boredom man.
But, I digress.......
Eminem hairdo
Without Eminem's mic skills
Floppy donkey dick
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 05:08 PM
Don't people like me?
I am Sparky f**king Plugg!
HELLO!? I OWN YOU?
Showstopper
02-06-2004, 07:52 PM
LOL!!!
Here's Mine:
i wish i was brock
come now, let's check
oh look, there's lesnar breakin another guy's neck!!!
Rock Bottom
02-06-2004, 07:55 PM
LOL!!!
Here's Mine:
i wish i was brock
come now, let's check
oh look, there's lesnar breakin another guy's neck!!!
*FARTS*
CosaNostra
02-06-2004, 08:15 PM
Fill it up here
with unleaded premium gas
like my new job mister?
Hired Hitman
02-08-2004, 03:49 AM
I am tough enough
Sticks and stones may break my bones
So do power bombs
:D
The Dub
02-11-2004, 01:46 PM
I'm not an asshole
I beat the shit out of Matt
Shit on you Kane Knight
CosaNostra
02-11-2004, 03:49 PM
I'm not an asshole
I beat the shit out of Matt
Shit on you Kane Knight
your reputation is crap
"needs to get his shit together"
its no wonder why
CosaNostra
02-11-2004, 03:50 PM
Humiliated a learning jobber
Look how tough I am :roll:
pathetic I really be
loopydate
02-11-2004, 03:54 PM
Humiliated a learning jobber
Look how tough I am :roll:
pathetic I really be
Made loopydate laugh
That's all that really matters
To me anyway
Rock Bottom
02-11-2004, 04:01 PM
This thread has been bumped
Hardcore Holly is a fag
Black and blue buttocks
Champion of Europa
02-11-2004, 04:10 PM
One credit to my name
Did something no one else ever did do
Jobbed all main event stint
FourFifty
02-13-2004, 02:42 AM
<center>I say I'm hardcore
Bumping this thread yet again
Jealous of Maven
I say I am buff
Listen to Hillary Duff
I trained Buff the Stuff
Trained many people.
I taught Bradshaw what he knows.
Hmph, not a lot there.
Vince says I'm over
Yet for some reason I still
Can Not fold a chair.
Easy fold my ass
I am a worthless person
Internet fans said</center>
Rock Bottom
02-13-2004, 12:41 PM
Always, those were beautiful man. LoL.
duh huh dau hea nuh
wah dda fa yu sha wa nu
bwock you awer next
DarKCentaur
02-14-2004, 12:46 PM
I am tough enough
Sticks and stones may break my bones
So do power bombs
Quality my friend, QUALITY :lol:
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